#neon speeks

[neon-danger]

I HAVE FOUND A SUFFICIENT REWARD FOR THE LAST REWARD CHAPTER OF STARCROSSED

[farceargon]

Back at it again with a chaotic Pixelmon session <3

Neon and Nova ready to beat Pokemon U P relentlessly. Tons of stuff happened this time for sure.

Fancy enough for ya, it’s perfect.

Z move did not go as planned-

Eggs.

Nova’s littol babey boi.

Hully evolved...

Romance interrupted by Entei :T

We were productive until I drowned and lag killed me.

[mintgki]

ꜱᴜᴄᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜᴄᴋ ʟᴏʟ

Summary: You’re on average a loser. A loser with 3 friends, no money, no bitches and nobody even rlly likes you. So what? Turn to therapy? Nah. You turn to start pretending to be a huge hacker on ROBLOX to scam people out of their in game items. Though, when you scammed someone out of their precious neon unicorn pet in Adopt Me, they start throwing a tantrum online. Who knew it would gain SO much attention?

Pairings: Scammer!fem!y/n x dense!streamer!mingi

genre: Smau, university au, streamer au, crack, fluff, mild but not rlly mild flirting.

WARNINGS: Tons of swearing, lots of inappropriate jokes and a lot of simping. A lot of things that could be stated here might be hard to read for those who get triggered/angry/sad easily.

this is so old please let this die its embarrassing

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C1 // “STREAMSNIPING BITCH??”

C2 // “GETTING IT BACK IN BLOOD”

C3 // “This is why I dumped you”

C4 // “Hey hot daddy”

C5 // “Minimum Wage”

C6 // “Silly a*s magician”

C7 // “I dont speek english”

C8 // “F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK”

C9 // “haha🤣🤣🤣🥲”

C10 // “cute lol”

C11 // “Population: me”

C12 // “Wanna talk about it?”

C13 // “SURPRISE!!”

C14 // “You were right”

C15 // “licking his b*lls”

C16 // “Out of BBQ sauce”

C17 // “Here goes nothing”

C18 // “two mystery friends”

C19 // “stupid and blind”

C20 // “Initiation: Edaters 1”

C21 // “Initiation: Edaters 2”

C22 // “Abra like Abraham”

C23 // “You’re Great”

C24 // “Might do it.”

C25 // “Awkward bestie nudge”

C26 // “R u flirting with me lol”

C27 // “on a date”

C28 // “lil dumbo fr”

C29 // “Big a*s feet”(+written)

C30 // “WAAAH”

C31 // “Moments❤️”

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Epilogue.

thanksies for reading and shoutout to the day 1s 😝

[vicsep7250]

23, 24, 26, 28, 31, 49, 63, 69,82, 101, 117, 132, 158, and 174 pleaaaase

Oh wowie das a lot of numbers... Welp. Better get staarted imouto.

23. Last show you binged watched?

Neon Genesis Evangelion. Netflix released it recently and I figured I might as well watch it again after who knows how long since I’ve watched it last. Still weird and interesting as always.

Also don’t watch it when you have young family visit bc there are too many situations you can put yourself into watching NGE with them around.

24. Dogs or cats?

Why not both?

I had three dogs, two chihuahuas who passed away and one labrador (I believe) still with us. She is a sweetheart and is just a nice, silly girl. They were all adorable together, big Charlotte trying to play with little Nicole while Killer watched them with his old eyes...

My neighborhood is no stranger to cats, there is one that usually stays around the entrance of the cul-de-sac I live in and they’re a sweetheart too. The cat may be a stray but they’re very nice. Probably bc someone feeds them when they show up.

26. Have you ever cooked a big family meal by yourself?

I don’t cook and I never really learned how to, but the closest I’ve come to cooking a “family meal” was when I was in the mood for macaroni and cheese and cooked a family sized serving of it instead of the single serve size I was trying to make.

31. What emoji best describes your life right now?

Uhhhhh 🆗 yeah. That works.

49. Do you like horror movies?

Not really a big fan, but I tolerate them.

63. How often do you say y’all?

Enough times that y’all soon replace y’all on the interwebs but not enough times for y’all to replace y’all in reality. Honestly it comes out when it comes out when I speak IRL and that isn’t often enough as I’ve been told.

69(nice). How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope?

Not really. If I see a post or article that involves the signs I’ll give it a quick read. I’m not that big on the horoscopes but I’ll admit, there are some things that are moods and make me go “same” when I read them.

82. How flexible are you?

As flexible as you need me to be Not all that much. I’m double jointed in my arms so I can twist it a full 360 degrees, but I’ve sorta lost the ability to after a few years of not doing that.

101. From 1-10, how good of a dancer do you consider yourself?

-13 because I do not dance and the only dancing style I’ve been taught is Cumbia, and even then I still don’t dance when asked to.

I don’t really like moving around a lot for something unless its important for like work or for exercise (P.E. was a chore) and I don’t like dancing all that much anyways. Yeah it’s impressive but I can’t bring myself to like it at all.

117. Have you ever accidentally called 911?

Nope, but based on how touch sensitivity my new phone is I just might!

So thanks for putting that fear in my head.

132. Any hidden talents?

Probably not. I’ve gone through life so far without finding out some incredible secret hidden within me so I guess that’s kapoot.

Let’s hope this writing and art thing turn up guuchi.

158. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?

I- I don’t know what that means? Does it mean like if I said “worm” or “yeet” or something like that??

I don’t know, imouto I need you and your partner to teach your new fangled internet teen speek

174. Any guilty pleasures you’re willing to discuss?

Well this might be to Not Safe but I really really REALLY like cuddling, my pillows can attest to this, but no one in my family is a cuddler either and it makes me so sad when they spend the night after a get together or party and it just makes me want to find a partner and uggggghhhh.

TL;DR I’m affectionate and down for all kinds of it.

Thanks for the asks imouto, sorry for sending you so many numbers all outta order and stuff. It really was RNG!

[bookeatingworm]

Danny sat on a chair in front of the large window that showed the Galexy. His neon green eyes sparked with delight as he used his ghostly powers to zoom in and out. He didn't notice her until he felt something touch his head. His eyes instantly snapped shut as he purred and leaned into the person that was rubbing his head. A stifled laugh brought him out of his state as he jumped back to see Diana with her hand over her mouth. He blushed bright green before running out the room.

...

Danny walked into the cafeteria a few days later. His mother had taintedthe females all their food with ectoplasm once again and he was hungry. He paused as he saw a few of the females looking at him before turning away and giggling. Danny, in his utter confusment, enhanced his hearing to understand the way they were acting.

"I just want to see how he purrs though!" The female hero wined lightly. Danny walked slowly over to the line and glanced over to see who spoke. It was Hawkgirl that was speeking. Danny flushed a light green at the comment.

"It could be rude to ask him and I don't think it's appropriate." Zatanna scolded her, but there was a small smile on her face showing that she wanted to too. Danny paled slightly, surely not everyone knew what happened, right? He scanned the room as he grabbed his lunch to confirm it. No, only the females seem to know and that confuse him even more. He hurriedly ate his food and walked out the room.

'Hopefully this doesn't last long or spread to anyone outside the tower.' Danny thought. 'Great, I jinxed it." He sighed before going home.

Later that day...

Danny floated above a rooftop in Gotham city deep in thought. He was asked by Batman to patrol his city for a few days because he was visiting a different state. He was so deep in thinking he didn't notice a black figure besides him until he felt his head being rubbed. Instinctively, he purred and leaned in before ripping himself out of their grasp and falling to the floor. Above him stood Catwoman in her feline glory.

"So the princess was right! You do purr!" She squealed. Danny gaped and stuttered out a weak protest before suddenly being tackled and rubbed around his body. He struggled at first before he started to purr, closing his eyes at the pleasurable feeling. Not once did he notice being picked up and brought somewhere until he notice how the air felt differently. Jumping up, he noticed that he was in a warm apartment surrounded by cats. They stared blankly at him while he returned the favor.

"Aww, you stopped." Catwoman stood in front of him with a smirk. Danny and steps cats stared at her blankly. She cringed lightly at the stares, slightly in shock. Her cats never did this before. Soon enough, they drew their attention away from her and stared at Danny before walking over towards him and started cuddling with him. Danny's blank stare turned into one of shock and embarrassment. His face flushed green and he felt them purr at him and him core responding back. He looked up to see Catwoman smirking once again and taking a whole bunch of pictures.

He wanted to struggle but didn't want to scare away the cats so he resorted to glaring, which didn't quite work as he was purring and was blushing madly. Catwoman only laughed and Danny soon found himself falling asleep with the warmth.

(purring headcanon ahead!) when Danny is very confortable and happy his core tends to make a sound similar to a purr. The first one to discover this is Wonder Woman. She saw Phantom snaking and watching the stars in the Watchtower, joining him, she petted his hair (the fluff was irresistible) and was surprised when he purred and leaned to her touch, and stoped like 15 seconds after blushing. WW thinks that's adorable and tries to pet him at every chance, she'snever disapointed.

Awwww! Rumor spreads throughout the female population of the Justice League and Phantom ends up with multiple moms.

[neon-danger]

yall am I crazy

why are the italics in a completely different font

[neon-danger]

NO GOD

GOD WHY

WHY CANT ATL PLAY LONG BEACH

[neon-danger]

[neon-danger]

fine okay I said I wasn’t gonna post my V from cyberpunk but LOOK at the improvement in my shading ?????

The detail??? The contrast??? The color choice?????

[neon-danger]

Chemistry is about Jack pass it on

[neon-danger]

All are gonna tell me NOBODIES read star crossed yet

[neon-danger]

Next Starcrossed is moving along pretty fast, but I might sit on the chapter for a minute once it’s finished

I have a feeling the chapter afterwards is gonna drag on foreverrrr

[neon-danger]

look if the ai wants to read jalex smut that’s not my business

[neon-danger]

You guys will never believe me when I tell you my favorite era is green hair age

[neon-danger]

Did I

Break

The writers block

[neon-danger]

people who hate dirty work hate fun there i said it