#nicholsons

[sensualimpulse]

[feathered-serpents]

Also speaking of Jenny Nicholson I'm 100% sure she, like many video essayists, is aware that a large portion of her audience is not actively watching the video, they're drawing or gaming or doing something else while listening to it. And she takes full comedic advantage of that in how she plans her outfits. Because I cannot explain to you the feeling of being tabbed over from the video, switching back to pause it, and being looked dead in the eyes by this

[aleatoryw]

the reason Jenny Nicholson's review of the starcruiser hotel is so damning imo is that she went in completely non-cynically. if you've watched her previous videos it's apparent she loves both star wars and theme parks; she's basically the ideal customer for an experience like this. she was clearly trying to engage with the story elements and experience everything the trip had to offer, she likes kitschy animatronics and special effects - and she still had such a bad time! it's blatantly obvious the actual customer experience was an afterthought to things that would make good photo ops and tiktoks, and the whole trip relied on the functionality of an app that seems thrown together last minute. as someone who also loves star wars and theme parks, it's a real let down - but this is basically what disney has been doing since they bought the star wars ip, so I guess I'm not surprised.

[lizardsfromspace]

I can't get over the Star Wars Hotel making you log in to Disney+ to watch anything. $6000 experience that can't give you free Disney+ for two days. Back in the day a lot of people decided to get cable off experiencing it for free in hotel rooms and now you're expected to bring your cable with you lest they give you anything for free for two days

[abilitayy]

frye becomes a theme park influencer

[the-uncanny-dag]

Screenshots of favourite comments on Jenny Nicholson's Star Wars hotel video in no particular order

[rainstormcolors]

Even if the world can be benumbed, cold, and stingy, it's adorable that an employee brought out a little water dish for Jenny's plushie Skippy with the standard drinks. Be the bit of magic you want to see in the world.

[djsadbean]

jenny nicholson (famous influencer amethia tope) and her precious pupperoni angel baby being denied Free Will at the star wars hotel

[awhooooga]

Amethia Tope I wish they had given you a chance

[memingursa]

I-

[pangur-and-grim]

it truly is! I'll give a quick recap.

I was wait-listed for a litter from Breeder A, but (because I was far down on the list) all the grubs got scooped. I'm now first on the wait-list, but the next litter won't be born until August.

Breeder B had a blue mink kitten up for grabs. I tried to grab, but someone else was faster. Now I am first on the wait-list for Breeder B's newborn worms:

all pointed cats are born white and develop their colour as they age, so right now they are little mysteries! these are all the possible outcomes:

what will they turn into? is one of these larval creatures mine? only time will tell!

[memendoemori]

If I paid $6,000 human dollars to stay in a Star Wars themed hotel with no windows and you stuck my ass behind a pole I wouldn't stop at a four hour takedown of your hotel. I'd start biting hands

[sexy-bag-of-mostly-water]

I really think Jenny Nicholson glossed over the whole "no fire exits" part of the hotel. I'd like to know how that got approved by the government, let alone the labour board, are we to assume there's enough fire closets for everyone? (pardon my cynicism but I really fuckin doubt it) I think maybe there's more to the story here, someone summon me an architect or something.

[greatwyrmgold]

The new Jenny Nicholson video makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfic based on her experience in the Star Wars Hotel. Amiithia Tope, a wealthy influencer from Coruscant (Jenny's actual choice of "character," if I spelled her name right), trying to help the First Order but getting ghosted by them even as the Resistance tries to recruit her.

Chewbacca escapes because Lieutenant Croy assumed her attempts to warn him that a high-profile prisoner was escaping, come on, were just a youngling prank. On the Baatu excusion, Amiithia and her sister end up doing a mission for the Resistance out of boredom and confusion, but it turns out their Resistance contact gave them inaccurate instructions and they have to check all the crates again to find the Holocron. Amiithia meets Hondo Onaka and discovers she dislikes him. Sammy thanks Amiithia for helping him steal a TIE Fighter even though she never even responded to his text messages. Maybe Lieutenant Croy hears this and Amiithia gets in trouble with the guy she wanted to surrender, which is why Kylo Ren Force-tortures her to get Rey to talk.

Worst cruise ever. There was a support column in front of her table at the dinner show!

[itseasytoremember]

Jenny Nicholson and Kevin Defunctland Purjerer are truly the Statler and Waldorf of the absolute muppet show that is Disneyland's management. Just there, pointing out every clearly avoidable and greed motivated flaw in every design choice Disney makes to their parks. For free.

[classichorrorblog]

The Shining (1980)