#nighteyed reads

[nighteyed]

I haven't updated on my The Way of Kings reread, but when I said slow, I meant it. I read about a chapter or two a day. Currently on chapter seven.

I just finished Bridge Four, and when I say that chapter took me out. It took me out.

[abruisedmuse]

I'm almost done with my acotar reread. I'm on acofas and I have thoughts. Yes, these are most likely unpopular and, most importantly, my opinions.

1. I don't like Rhys or Feyre. I know I've been back and forth on Rhys on liking him and not. I understand why now. I appreciate him from a morally grey standpoint and the healing journey Feyre goes through. Their love story is good not great just good. Beyond on that I couldn't careless.

2. Acotar is her weakest series. I know it's romance based. far more than tog or cc. Perhaps that's the issue. I'm not sure. But her writing, in general, is stronger in tog and cc

3. I've been rereading all sjm books in anticipation of hofas with my friend Rachel(@nighteyed) Throughout our long discussions, I'm taking Azriel out of the doghouse I put him in. No, that doesn't mean I agree with his bonus scene it still rubs me the wrong way and will call out his faults like I do every character. But he's alright.

4. Tamlin is 100% a red flag. But the male is depressed af and the ic should just leave him alone. What happened UTM broke him too. And changed him. Locking up Feyre, going to Hybern, and acting like a dickhead at the highlords meeting were fucked up. Him reacting over Feyre's letter in acomaf was not. When she left she couldn't read or write.

5. Eris made mistakes in the past but deep down I think he's a better male than alot of the fae. And also. Make Azris canon Sarah. Do that and I'll forgive so lorcan did.

6. I haven't liked Mor since I first met her and I still don't

7. Cassian is the superior bat boy. I said what I said.

8. It's so sad seeing how Nesta was improving in acowar. How she began changing, helping. That bite and coldness she started off with was going away and then she watched her father die. Her mate almost die, and killed Hybern. It broke her and you can see the shift in her immediately after the battle.

9. What did Elain and Lucien talk about before he left Velaris?? Speaking of them. What happened between acowar and acofas. I need answers Sarah.

10. Because I feel like I need to round this out lmao. I think the whole line Elain says to Cassian about it wouldn't take much to kill him isn't foreshadowing. He almost died three times in the series. Once in acomaf, twice in acowar. She was merely stating that he throws himself into battles to protect others without a thought to himself, and if he's not careful, it could end him. It's also possible she just saw a vision at the battle of hybern.

[ositias]

I am so tired of all the thot memes. At this point they call every female a thot, it's so gross.

[keioseth]

GILLION GAMBIT FIGHT NIGHT

Ey yous, ye yous wit da dumb look on yous face. Da Gil Tribe’s happy ta announce dat da worlds famous Gilded Markets be opens ta da publics like yous lot. Das right yous shoulds feels honored! Da Gil Father is a kind fella lettin yous on Gil Tribe lands.

Comes on downs ta da Gilded Markets, spends yer gil on da very best foods, ingredients, magical items, and yous can leaves da kits in da kiddie pool! Funs ferda whole family. One gils fer every hundah spent wills goes directly to da ‘Gil Ferda Ill’ charity which is lookin da provide aid ta does ins our communities dat can’t provides fer demselves!

...did I’s reads dat right? Dat can’t be... ‘Gil Ferda Ill’... provides aids… huh, a’ight sure does says dat. Feckin wild bro.

Anyways, if’n dat ain’cher bucket o’ fish ferda more, mature folk in da crowds we’s got’cha covahed! Da Gil Tribe woulds also like ta announce da public openin of da newest incarnations of da Gilded Cabaret! Come downs an haves a drink, make some deals, ans be enchanteds by da lovely G’iltless, goddess of the gilded cage!

Da Gil Tribe woulds also like ta announce dat soon da GILLION GAMBIT will bes open to da’s publics SOON™! Here yous’ll be able to beat da absolutes crapola outta udda fightas! Fist ta fist? Sure! Wanna use a weapon? Goffer it bro! Feckin slap da hells outta yer opponents wit da kitchen sinks, we ain’t caring…

‘Cept ferda Ill apparentlys?

We does ask yous dun go an kill anyones an dat yous at least undastand while we’s ain checkin yers age dat yous at least acts likes an adult. Da Gil Father woulds like ta remind everyones da be respectfulls because, ans I’s quotins, “The Gil Father will personally throw anyone who is disrespectful to any employee, member of the tribe, patron, or fighter off the cliff that is across the road from the Gilded Markets immediately upon being made aware of it”.

Yeesh, I’ms pretty sures he’s serious bouts dat one. So’s yeah like dun be a dick I s’pose. Anyway dat’s it.

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OOC Information

When: Biweekly on Mondays, Sign ups start at 9pm ET, Fights begin at 10pm ET.

Where: The Goblet, 19th Ward, Plot 39 - BALMUNG

The Gil Tribe doesn’t care where you’re from or what your background is as long as you behave and understand that we expect people to act like adults while visiting the establishment either for the Markets, Cabaret, or the Fight Night.

For the time being we will hold sign ups on the day of the event, if we start having larger turn outs this may change.

Combat will be either 1v1 or 2v2 and go with basic Grindstone rules, that is if you are unfamiliar, before combat begins everyone will make a /random roll to establish turn order. After this the attacker will post their action and make a /random roll, the defender will then make a /random roll and react to the attack. This will continue until one player has achieved 3 (three) successful attacks or 30 minutes has elapsed. 

If anyone would like to join the event as staff feel free to contact Keio#2136 on discord we will be looking for more people to play members of the Gil Tribe if you happen to enjoy RPing with us, as well as Healers and staff for the Cabaret.

[smorgasbordofobsessions]

liveblog: bnha/mha, vol. 17

last volume was the start of the save eri operation. we learned more about kirishima prior to his attendance at yuuei, saw another facet of fat gum's power, and the main team is split up. toga and twice are working together with chisaki, and go on onwards into this volume!

ch. 148

wall guy: "wwhhhat are these psychotic little shits doingg!!"

if that's not me haha

also, i could be wrong, but i feel like twice's whole thing about splitting apart if he's not wrapped up is definitely partly psychological - it might be a real thing, i forget, but the softer side of his personality seems like it doesn't have enough of a backbone to keep things together/balances with the stronger side

though i think it's cute that twice calls toga "my devil" and "my wife"

(actually i need to read his page again)

falshback and there's dabi!

oh twice literally has stitcheson his forehead wow hardcore

oh wow we finally get to see shigaraki's face!!!!!

so the convo twice and toga were having infuriated wall guy enough for him to want to destroy them nice job

ch. 149

so twice's copy power requires a good attention to detail, nice. i thought maybe it might be a simple "look and copy" power but i like that he has to actually take measurements! and i like the lowering stamina factor as well

toga can drink blood, amount of blood is proportionate to how long she can transform into someone, and she can drink multiple people's blood at a time.

what i would like to know is how she cycles through different people's blood? what if she has a cup of one person's blood, half a cup of a second, and a handful of a third? how does that work out? can she "split" the timing or does she have to exhaust a blood supply before changing into a different person?

once again, loving the limitations and imagination of the quirks in this series!!

good on toga and twice using the heroes to get rid of wall guy

god fuck i forgot we were doing this flashback shit

real talk i have a problem with flashbacks

oh but mirio caught up with chisaki!

they had a little lov smash at the end of this chapter and dabi!! >.<

ch. 150

oh forced-truth dude calling mirio out haha

MIRIO IS GONNA BE ERI'S HERO!!!!!

mirio knows he's weak, which is why he can overcome his obstacles. i love that

i don't know whose fanart is featured at the end but it's fucking cool

ch. 151

okay so confirmed that eri is NOT chisaki's daughter

oh chisaki just casually saying he's disassembled and essentially remade eri multiple times damn

love this panel of mirio's face

mirio with a sick ass punch ot chisaki's face

mirio: "the reason heroes wear capse is so they can take tormented little girls in their pain and suffering and cloak them in its comfort!"

mirio!!!

yakuza boss: "dont stray from the moral path, 'cause when you do, that's the end of our code of chivalry, chisaki. nobody will ever follow a gangster without a heart."

he is not wrong!!!

forced-truth dude is back on the scene

ch. 152

yo i dead have tears in my eyes mirio got shot with the quirk eraser!

mirio: "I AM STILL LEMILLION!!"

YES YOU ARE MIRIO!!!!!!!

midoriya coming ot help mirio!!

god and isn't it funny that now mirio is quirkless and midoriya - who used to be quirkless butnow has ofa - coming to save him

i need a 30pg dissertation on this

ch. 153

once again doing this catch-up shit and i'm really ready for this series to just stay in present time

lockrock has a wife and kid nice

twice wants to kiss toga but toga just wants to see midoriya bruised and battered haha

me too, though

wow kay chisaki "revived" chronos who helped slow down eraserhead and chisaki also fused himself with forced-truth dude!

honestly amazing that chisaki's quirk can work like this but wow how fucking hardcore to kill your subordinate just to fuse with him

that's either the highest honor or the realization that you really weren't worth shit

ch. 154

i really like the perspectives! these action shots are super dynamic!

ohfuck me

oh shit i'm about to understand why "no beta we die like nighteye" is a tag on ao3 aren't i

oh lord did nighteye die before seeing chisaki's future???

20% ofa!!

also please be careful with your body midoriya!

midoriya: "i will bend the future!!"

SHOUTOUT TO VOLUME 11!!!!

ch. 155

chronostasis has a minute and hour hand, but i would assume he also has a second hand?

have i mentioned that i love midoriya being able to quickly analyze things. i can't wait to watch as he gets better at that

looks like he was hit though!

loving chisaki's manipulation of eri because it works like a charm

also looked like midoriya got stapped by a spike in his arm so its out of comission

eri has "a quirk that rewinds" intersting

much different than the destroying quirk i thought she had

ch. 157

really love the action shots in this manga!

nighteye is stil alive?!!

chisaki went from being cute to being a monster :(

eri can "rewind anything she touches to nothingness"

chisaki also mentions "depending on how she uses it, she could probably revert a person to a monkey, if she tired"

this is actually SUPER fascination if it's possible for her to fucking rewind evolution

midoriya saying that eri's quirk is "kind"!!!

now he's going 100% ofa!

i have no idea where ch156 went haha

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

“this isnt a herem anime u fucken weebs”

summary: toshi gets injured and drama ensues when nighteye, naomasa, hizashi, and aizawa all show up to fuck him! who shall win his affections (and 8 foot thundercock) in the end? find out on this episode of “its almost 2 in the fucking morning i have class in 6 hours what the fuck am i doing” 

notes: i decided to write this bc i thought naomasa and nighteye arguing over all might would be a Dank Meme and then i added mic and aizawa to make it a proper HaremTM, im dedicating this to @motojirou-kajii bc rose is literally the only reason i have the slightest interest in nighteye so congrats u are INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS HEAP OF SIN HOPE U LIKE IT FUCKO

***************************************************************************************all mite had broekn much of his limbs and ruptured all 3 of the orgens he had left so it was basically like any other day in his miserble life.

he was sad and loenly and even tho his arms were 8 feet long neither could reach his mightey montser cock that wuz also 8 feet long ;)).

“what a sad day this is for me, ALL MIGHT TM” he saed sadly. he coffed up blood and sighed sighfully. “if only ther was a nubile young man who could bring me confort,,”

sir niteeye crawled out from underneath the couch where he had been hiding for totally legitiemet, not secretly jacking his dick to all mights despare, reasons.

“sir nite ey” said toshinori weakly.

nihteye gently slapped toshinorys ass. “good nighteye. sleep tighteye.”

toshinori laghed. “dont let the bedbugs,,, biteeye?”

“nice fuckin going dr. genius u ruined the joke u stupid idiot” nighteye snapped angrely. “it was perfect but u pushed it 3 far and now its ruined 5ever. ur beating that dead horse harder than i beat my meat when i think of your grate jiggling jugs in that slutty little spandex onesie u run around in”

“not aneymor” toshinori cried as teers ran down his face. “my slutty dayz are over. now im just a sad old man. no mor spandex onsesies for me- only” his face scrunched up as he wept mournfully. “TASTEFUL TROUSERS AND LOOSE TURTLENECKS OH NGHTEYE WHAT IS MY LIEF BECONE??? I WISH I WER THE DED!!1”

nightey wipped out his two inch dick and bithc-slapped the sympol of peace across his fuckin face iwth it. “TOSHi YYou INgoRENT SlUT stop being EMO this isnt 2004 that shits not cute anymore fam”

toshi kept rcrying but now they were happey teers. “relly bro?? u think wer fam???”

nighteyey started wackin his ween. “o fuck ye dude, ur like my fuckably non-blood related older brother that id 10/10 would bang”

all mite opened his moth like he mIGHT (GET  IT?!!??!1?) say words but befor that cold hapdlen, the door SLAMMED OPEN and nowmasa walked in.

“helo toshi my bff forever with whom i am best friends forever” he said, friendily. “i hav come to take care of u, my friEND!”

“NAO-NAO-CHAN!” toshi exclamed happely, his cockanoodledoo swellign up to the size of 3 lebron jameses with joy and knocking kniteey out the fuckin window. “MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER!!!!1! YOURE MY FRIEND AND I LOV U!!!”

“I LOV U TOO!!1” naomasa replied with much gaynes on his ordinary face.

“um E XC USUEE uuU!” niteeye saed angrielty as he crowled in thru the window, picking sticks out of his hare (sadly he left the stick up his ass). “TOshI who is this?!???”

“i could ask the SAME QUESTION!!” naomasma yelled with his boring eyes narrowing suspeciously. “toshi, who is this OTHER MAN??? is ther somethign u would liek to ExpLAnE?”

t0shi sweated nervsouly. “nao nao chan this is., um,, he,s,”

“IM NITEEYE” nighteye snapped, doing the anime glasses thing with his glasses. “his sidekiCk”

“ex sidekick” toshi added

“well iMM naomasa, his CURRENT best friend!” naomasa replied crossing his unremarkable arms.

“well ur currently abotu to get ur  ass beAT u fuCKEN NORMIE” nighteye shouted threateningly as he flexed he collectiv 2 miligrams of muscle he had on his entire bodey.

“NORMIES REEE” shreiekd a fmailiar voice from the door which was still oepn.

“HIBACHI YAMDADDY???” nighteye roared, territorially draping his penis across toshinorys eyeball. “what teh abosulte Fuc  K are u doign here you cheap hore???”

“excus u fucko im am NOt chEEP!” hizashy yelled igdignatly. “u can ask showta, it costs at LEAST three dollers to insrert ping pong balls up my ass! FOUR dolers if u wanna snort cockaeine off my stank tiddys.” hizashi lowered his voice shamefully. “the cokane isnt reel tho, its the powedery suger thing from like, pixy sticks. i cut open and shitlod of pixy sticks and sprinkle the sugar on my tiddys and predent its cocaine. MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!”

“take ur fake tits and ur fake cocaein and your FAKE ASS KMART WEAVE AND GET YOUR SKANK ASS GONE, BITCH!” naomasa shrieked, taking out a fucking glock that he had bc he was a PolicemenTM and shoting hizasy in the dickhole.

hizashy bled 2 death on the flor but other than that he wuz fine. ‘wat are all u beta cucks doing her?? i thot this was all mitgh-senpais house not an incel convention”

“IM here taking care of super dady so he’ll repay me with the secks!” nighetye proclaimed proudly. “idk wat HES doing heer” he added pointing at naowmasa.

“Im supoorting my best friend you nutless heap of used scrotumz!” naomasa replied upsettedly. “bc im a GOOd PERson and I c ARE”

“how du u even KNOw ur best friends?” niteye asked snottily. “mayebe IM hi best friend!1”

“fat chance bozo!” naomaasa laffed as he tore off his plain white shirt revealign his chest wich was totally unremarkable except the tatto ritten in comick sanz that sed “ALL MIGHTES BEST FRIEND FORVER, LUV ALL MITE PS. SIR NITEEYE CAN LICK A CHODE”

nighteye gasped, infurieted and only slightly aroused. “ya well wateVER” he snapped pissily. “its not like some piece of shit tattoo is legaly binding”

naomasa turned around. “THIS TATOO IS LEGALY BINDING, SIGNED THE FUCKIGN GOVERNMENT OF JAPANESE???” nigtheye yelled loudly, reading the rest of the tatoo. “wel maybe i dont CARE about the law! im a bad bitch FUCK THA POLICE!!!”

naomasa smirked “all might sure is”

toshinori paused what he was doing- chewing off his own arm to escape- long enuff ot nod and conferm this fact so the fact was almost as firm as nighteyes salty rage boner.

be4 nightey could kik naomasa in the eyebal, aizawa walked in. he wasnt werring clothes but his nakeed body was covered in hair and appelsauce so it was basicaly hthe same thign.

“sup toshy” he said unceremonsioulsly faceplanting onto toshis bony ass. “i herd u got injured. want som simpathy secks?”

“Not from YUO, u BIG DUM DOODOOHEAD!” hizashi shrieked, thrusting angriyl against aizawa. he tenderly inserted his weenie hut jr into aizawas mouth. “from us.”

“wher did this walking bag of stray pubes come from?” noamasa asked confusedly.

“straight from ur moms house, pissbaby!” azawa roared sexily. “ya, thats rite, idk who ur mom even is and i fucked her.”

“but rnt u gay??” naomasa asked confusedly

“nowmasa ur  denser than a bowling ball made of other, heavier bowling balls” nighteye snapped frustratedly. “ thats the  JOKE!!”

“ur sex lifes a joke” aizawa sed, flipping his slimy hare over his sholder. thre ded flies fell out.

“OH SHIT SON GET DUNKED ON” hizashi yelled proudly hi-5ving aizawa with his dick.

“WHY DONT U GO FUCK A CAT YOU GREASY CUMSOCK” nighteye screamed enragedly as all the vains in his silly time sexin snake popped open.

“been ther don that” aizawa sed flatly “wy dont u shov ur hand up ur ass and c if u can find anymore shit comebacks”

“oh snap” naomasa whispered quietly  

“YOU SINGLE PEACE OF STALE WHITE BREAD I WIL KIL U WERHE U STAND” nigheye SHREKED as allstar by smashmouth stared playing on hziashys neck speeker.

“pls comrades do not fite over me” said toshinory sadly “violenc dosnt turn me on, im not endeovor”

“endevor is literally the fuckign worst thign to excist ever” naomasa agreed

“iv sen the minion porn hizashy jacks off to but i still agree” aizawa also aggred

“MINIONS WITH FAT TITS ARE HOTTER THAN NEDEVORS STEAMING NIPPLES WILL EVER BE!” mic agreedded impassionetly!

“it seems like we all agree” said nighteye agreebly.

every1 agred.

“c were not so differnt are we?” said toshinoriy, putting down his half gnawed arm “cant we all b firends?”

“or we coudl all FUCK” hizashi suggested eagerly

“yes, share my body for the glory of cummunism!” all mighte was happey to say

“this isnt a herem anime u sack of shit weebs” ngihteye replied disgustedly

“wat about,,.” hizashy pulled down his pants reveelign the sord art online tato of kiritows face he got on his asscheek in the 4th grade “NOW”

nighteyse night eyes welled up with teers. “oh ddady,,” he tore off his shrit to show the tato of asunas face he had on his left boob “TAKE ME NOW”

they all fukced and toshinory coghed up blod multiple times, hizashy was mssing at least 40 percent of his penis, nighteye kept calling toshy “daddy”, naomasa responded to 3 calls from the polece station mid-nut, and they all got rugburn from aizawas big ol donkey dick the end

[faeryloki]

You're too sweet to me I promise my day today has been better than yesterday. Look at you being all crafty. You'll have to show me some of your cranes one day. That's just so adorable, I love seeing how excited you get over the things you love.

Did my good girl have fun today? Did you do anything exciting or did you get a nice relaxing day?

- Nightengale

im glad it was better, nightey🥺💖 and ill take a picture later !! im eating rn- even tho its like 10 💀 but ahdhsj- i just get excited easily😖 and i did pretty much nothing !! started outlining a series imma write along with beginning to write the first chapter and get graphics done for it !! im really proud of the moodboard !! i was gonna read but then i got distracted and didnt get the chance :((

ajsh- sneaky peaky for yous of the moodboard:

[nighteyed]

The clan is my blood, and the Pillar is its master.

[nighteyed]

Big sad.

[nighteyed]

"No way am I second to these fuckers."

[nighteyed]

Oh fuck yes. Wen, come into your own bb girl. Hilo is going to be so pissed but im here for this.

[nighteyed]

I'm trying to finish up Jade War so I can make some headway on other books sitting in my "currently reading" pile.

I cannot with this book.

The choices Shae had to make. Idk wtf is happening with Maro now.

How Hilo appears so haggard.

Anden is going through it and finding he wants to go home yet wants to stay for the budding relationship that he has formed.

Fuck Bero and Mudt.

Tar and Kehn, Ru and Niko and Wen. Love them.

I'm stressed, and I simultaneously love and hate it.

[nighteyed]

[nighteyed]

😫😫😫😫

ANDEN! IT WAS RIGHT THERE! SPIT IT OUT BBY BOY!

Shae, my love, you need to make up your mind. Are you in, or are you out? Your brothers need you, and I know you are finding yourself, but it's so frustrating...

[nighteyed]

"And if you loved someone, truly loved them, shouldn't their happiness matter, even more than your honor?"

Sobs.

Lan. Ily.

[nighteyed]

The insults this old man be spitting!!! Damn. I read this and smacked my book to my head and then the next paragraph!!!! Jfc lmao. Poor Lan.