Applying as Lemongrab from Adventure Time! He was removed 2 months ago during an activity check. His app can be found under /app or right on top of his blog.
Welcome back, Lemongrab!
You’ll be housed in Apartment 316!
You’ll retain everything you had previously.
Please note: You’ll need to make three IC posts within the next seven days, or else you’ll be considered inactive again.
-- mod spica
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“So the other day I was workin’, and I work at a cafe -- I’m a waiter an’ I work nearly full time -- when these people come on in and start goin’ on and on and on about how they want tea an’ don’t forget the lemon. It’s funny, ‘cause this is all near a big lake an’ I’m thinking that maybe they need it cause they’re goin’ boating and don’t want to get scurvy or nothin’ like that.”
“Then I thought a’ you, and I was all, oh this gotta be asked. D’ya need to eat lemons when ya go out ta’ sea or is that, like, eatin’ yourself? ‘Cause I mean, scurvy ain’t good but I wouldn’t want ta’ eat myself. So anyways, I came all the way here ta’ suggest that instead a’ lemons, ya should try limes when ya go cruisin’.”
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@nnhlemonsyes || STARTERS 1/3
OOPS. Of all things to happen today, drinking lemonade and spying a walking lemon being in the distance certainly wasn’t something he’d expect to happen in his lifetime. It’s an easy fix at least. He hasn’t been spotted yet (hopefully), and what better way to watch some mayhem happen than by “politely” offering his freshly bought beverage onto an unwilling participant! It’s all fun and games, after all. So long as he’s not reprimanded for something so obscure, then what’s the harm?
All fine and dandy for this decadent dandy until the realization hits that he’d bought the drink to satisfy his still sore throat in the first place. Aw butts... Now he’s the sour lemon here.
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@nnhlemonsyes || alternatively...
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Lemonwhite wasn’t exactly sure what happened in order for him to wind up this way, but he knew he was in a reality very comparable, but not entirely the same as his own. His mind searched for possible answers as he vaguely glimpsed about the familiar and yet unfamiliar land. He did not have much time for thinking, however, as he almost immediately ran into a grim, familiar face. The lemon ruler hovered backwards a bit as some version of lemongrab 1 had approached him.
( Not again . . . this can’t happen again, it can’t happen, please, not again . . . )
As loud as the thoughts were, not a single one of them escaped his mouth at all. He just floated there... paralyzed with panic. Lemonwhite glanced at him, looking him up and down over and over again, as if he couldn’t quite clasp onto the notion that he were real. He thought of everything that he had done to him. Every yell rang in his ears at the same time.
DO NOT HOVER SO HIGH, ELSE YOU RECEIVE A PUNISHMENT OF ELECTROCUTION.
DO NOT DISPUTE ME, ELSE YOU RECEIVE A PUNISHMENT OF STRIKING.
DO NOT PARDON THE PRISONERS, ELSE YOU RECEIVE A PUNISHMENT OF ISOLATION.
He shakes his head of these thoughts. Lemonwhite tried frantically to liberate himself of such memories. Even so, he could only manage three words;
❝ Don’t hurt me. ❞
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★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS YOUR MUSE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE.
TAGGED BY: @astrcea
TAGGING: @desolateice , @kaleiidosccpe , @reapermaiden , @gamethecry , @fentons , @feathertcrn , @dollsdecay , @deflowrd , @viscius , @vinget , @nnhlemonsyes , @nazziest , @mettatoniic , @monarchus
1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
` finn. `
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
` finn campbell mertens. `
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?
` uhh. i was told i was named after a mudfish but i don’t really know anymore. `
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
` single. ` (verse dependant)
5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?
` i can kick butt pretty dang well. oh! and i got these super cool astral powers! `
6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
` like. a blueish? `
7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?
` yeah, actually! i dyed it brown for a while. `
8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
` well, there’s my bros jake and jermaine. plus mom n’ dad, but they’ve passed away. plus martin who’s a cosmic entity now? and my other mom minerva. who’s a buncha robots. `
9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
` got a couple chickens! `
10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
` evil, duh. `
11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
` i play flute, sing, dance, go hiking. casual nature boy stuff, yknow? `
12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
` ... yeah. a few times... i don’t like to talk about it. s..sorry. `
13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?
` . . . i’m sorry. i-i’d rather not... `
14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
` dog. woof woof boooii-- `
15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
` i dunno? scab picking? `
16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?
` my bro jake is a big one for me. mom n’ dad. minerva. bonnie, phoebe, marcy... honestly the list is endless-- `
17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
` i just love everybody. `
18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
` nah. i was homeschooled while mom and dad were alive but honestly i don’t think i need to know algebra and junk in the future. i’ve done pretty well without it. `
19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?
` definitely. if i meet the right person. i would love to. i know it’s stupid but.. i already got names picked out, hahah. `
20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?
` a lot. `
21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
` there’s a lot. `
22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
` my hat, pack, t-shirt, n’ shorts. `
23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
` i dont think i’ve gone a day in my life without loving someone. `
24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?
` def a hero class. like a fighter. `
25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
` too many to count. `
26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
` IT’S THE BEST !!! `
27. FAVORITE DRINK?
` orange juice is pretty great. `
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?
` i think it’s home. as much as i love wanderin’ around home is just... the best. `
30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
` maybe. `
31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?
` uhhhhh??????? `
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
` lake. no question. `
33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?
` type? uhh... i dunno? depends what you mean. `
34. ANY FETISHES?
` what’s a fetish? `
35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
` i don’t. know what you’re talking about? i mean... i guess i’m pretty on top of things? and. dominant? ‘cuz i don’t take nobody’s crap. `
36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?
` camping. i love home but nothing beats hunkering down in the woods roastin’ marshmallows. `
37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?
` i dunno i’m havin’ fun. `
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