#no but in all seriousness I've been writing essek as bitchy for years

[the-kaedageist]

As a proud connoisseur of bitchy Essek since the year of our lord 2020, I'm so glad to see him thriving. He's two seconds from rolling his eyes at every moment. He cattily argued with his partner's ex in the back of a smut shop. He hasn't been filled in on half of what he needs to know while traveling with these chucklefucks. He wears his sleep mask while camping. He's back in the location of his honeymoon playing babysitter. At some point, he's going to have to verbally identify an Aeorian beast as a sex monster. Every day, Essek Thelyss wakes up.