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just-an-enby-lemon · 2 years

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Not only Bruce HAS to let Ed win in whatever the unhinged thing he is doing today but he HAS to appear and give Riddler some genuine attention even if what Ed wants today is an inofensive board game night and also he needs to bring cake cause he is the bilionaire (and no arresting the other Rogues either, unless they are the Joker). It's baby girl birthday and he gets to annoy the Bat. You go Eddie.

#he just wants some love #give him a break #yes he has murdered people cause they coudn't riddle him this #so what it's his birthday #bruce i'm begging you be nice #no stealing bones in his borthday #ed would totally give batman a very ominus birthday invitation #bruce would be like where tf are the hostages #and them is just Ed eating cake and wearing a party hat #maybe he even helped some rogues scape so he could have friends over becauee he didn't as a kid #and bruce is like there was a massive break in Arkham Asylum and Blackgate #and it was very specific criminals all who recived a question mark invitation just like mine #and them he comes to the warehouse expecting puzzle death and they are all singing happy birthday to you #and Ed is totaly not crying

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