#no tbh i 100% am now i cant exactly call myself year 10

[thestaffofgrayson]

1-100 for the unusual asks, you meme lord

Mmmmkay so I cant help being sassy but also wanna give a real answer so we gonna do this -> Anything in parenthesis is a real answer everything else is sass central station

1) Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?  Im a dank soundcloud rapper check out my soundcloud at nobodycares540.soundcloud.fuck (I dont really use any of em tbh)

2) is your room messy or clean? *glances over* clean (m e s s y)

3) what color are your eyes? All 16 of em are different colors actually (blue)

4) do you like your name? why? No because its not Jojo (Yes!!! Love the name Perrin gonna be honest)

5) what is your relationship status? *sets status to its complicated* you could say im a bit of a player (deathly single)

6) describe your personality in 3 words or less? Im sorry who? (Described meme lord)

7) what color hair do you have? Minecraft Steve Brown (Ver Ver Pink)

8) what kind of car do you drive? color? No I run like sonic next question (nope fuck driving fuck boulder)

9) where do you shop? Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh (For what Next question)

10) how would you describe your style? Goku Black cosplay (Goku Black cosplay)

11) favorite social media account? The one with the Z U C C (Tumblr fuck snapchat)

12) what size bed do you have?  Uuuummmmmmm my size OBVIOUSLY next questions (Dont know tbh queen maybe?)

13) any siblings? Little shit brother (thats not even a joke)

14) if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?  Why this world fuck you what about mars (uuuuhhhhhh no idea gonna be honest)

15) favorite snapchat filter? Oh man! Love this one altho its not well known what ya gotta do is hit the delete button and when it asks if youre sure say yes :D (they change so often I dont pay attention)

16) favorite makeup brand(s)? Whatever it is Genji uses as eyeliner (dooont wear makeup)

17) how many times a week do you shower? I get clean by rolling around in the snow so maybe like 3 times a year (depends usually once a day with exceptions)

18) favorite tv show? I dont watch tv I AM the tv (The Office or if its Anime then Jojos Bizarre Adventure)

19) shoe size? M Y   S I Z E (size 10)

20) how tall are you?  hOWs ThE wEaTHEr dOwnTHeRe (5′9 - 5′11 somewhere in there)

21) sandals or sneakers? Gadget Shoes (legit those are cool but sneakers)

22) do you go to the gym? I think theeessseeee muscles speak for themselves (nope but I do martial arts)

23) describe your dream date  Killing all mortals and achieving a state beyond that of a god (iiiii dont know I dont really see myself going on a date)

24) how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Why do YOU wanna know (no really why tho)

25) what color socks are you wearing? Well I’m at home on the sofa playing sonic the hedgehog and typing up responses to an ask on tumblr that about 5 people are gonna see. That being said, Dragon Ball orange. (not wearing em but I have a fuzzy pair of polar bear socks my friend Ana sent me that I love!)

26) how many pillows do you sleep with? Wait what do you mean not everyone sleeps with 25 pillows are they mad? (One for my head, one on each side, smol pillow, pillow pet)

27) do you have a job? what do you do? I am assistant regional manager at a paper supply company named Dunder Mifflin. (Not currently but I’m gonna apply to Gamestop and Costco here soon)

28) how many friends do you have? Toooooooooooooo many I hate mortals (honestly I’m too lazy to try and count rn)

29) whats the worst thing you have ever done? Well I haven’t seen Mulan don’t call the cops (Iiiiiiii’m not sure I guess cheated on my Chinese final freshman year but hey I needed to pass that)

30) whats your favorite candle scent? V o i d  (I dont use candles that much and I shooouuulld)

31) 3 favorite boy names Jo[seph] Jo[estar], Jo[taro Ku]jo, Jo[nathan] Jo[estar]  (uuuuhhhh I like my name so it would be Perrin, Joji, Donovan)

32) 3 favorite girl names Jolyne Kujo there is no 2 and 3 (Jolyne yes I know but I actually really like the name, Perrin is also a girls name so, Milly)

33) favorite actor? Shrek from Shrek the musical (Robert Downey Jr and Chris pratt)

34) favorite actress? Taylor after she sasses me and acts like nothing happened (Millie Bobby Brown)

35) who is your celebrity crush? McCree (Matt Mercer)

36) favorite movie? UM IS THIS A QUESTION LIKE??? OBVIOUSLY THE SHREK AND BEE MOVIE CROSS OVER SHREK B: HONEY AND SWAMPS (I LOVED Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok but Secret Life of Walter Mitty’s stuck with me for a loooong time)

37) do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I don’t read cuz I’m not a NERD (I mean actual books I don’t ask me about it another time but comics I sure do I love the Marvel Civil War storyline)

38) money or brains? They say Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy me more games! Eat that SUCKERS (Honestly brains because then you can be smart which can make you a lot of money. So many more benefits)

39) do you have a nickname? what is it? Perriushium, destroyer of life and bringer of the new age (Pey given to me by my brother when he was still a baby and couldn’t say my name)

40) how many times have you been to the hospital? Enough to be immune to every disease known to man NOW IM UNSTOPABLE MWAHAHA (none for any of my own conditions or injuries but for family stuff about twice)

41) top 10 favorite songs All Star, All Star, All Star, Chum Drum Bedrum, All Star, All Star, All Star, Never gonna give you up, All Star, All Star (Bloody Stream, Sono Chi no Sadame, Flying Battery Zone, Stardust Speedway, Stand Proud, Goku Black theme, Halo theme, The Apparition, Shovel Knight main theme, Hooked on a Feeling)

42) do you take any medications daily? I take a shot of cold hard whiskey when I get up (nope I dont have anything)

43) what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) The largest organ of my body I’ll tell ya that much (I honestly dont know?? Smooth and soft I guess?)

44) what is your biggest fear? The Communists lol jk Communism is the only way (I’m not so sure on this one gonna be honest I do fear something I just cant think of it at the moment)

45) how many kids do you want? I mean I’m a 16 year old teenager in high school with no job and no relationship that being said 5 (NONE EVER NOPE 0 KIDS)

46) whats your go to hair style? Super Saiyan 3 (Idk I just kinda comb it to the left)

47) what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) All Star. Wait fuck wrong quest- (Two floor medium sized house) 

48) who is your role model?  Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh (uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh)

49) what was the last compliment you received? A like on my post we did it guys we hit one like so I’m here making this 1 like special (I was told that everytime my friend see’s my dyed hair it absolutely makes his day :D) 

50) what was the last text you sent? Yeah that’ll be $5000 for the kill nice doing business with you (Maaaannny pictures of Genji Shimada)

51) how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? WHAT SANTA ISNT REAL????!!!!!?!?!?! (It kinda faded over the years my last strands of belief were gone by 12)

52) what is your dream car? Odie’s car from Garfield Kart (The Mach 5 from speed racer there’s a street legal car look it up)

53) opinion on smoking? Jotaro does it so I do it too (PSA: Smoking doesn’t make you cool or look cool you’re just killng your lungs. I won’t try and make you stop as long as you’re aware I don’t want you smoking around me and you understand the consequences)

54) do you go to college? After that SAT I meeeaaaaannnn McDonalds might be hiring (I’m still in High School but I want to)

55) what is your dream job? To stand in a corner for 8 hours with a lamp shade over my head and make a clicking sound every so often (I would like to be able to draw, animate, design and/or play games for a living. Achievement Hunter would be a fantastic job but I doubt that’s happening)

56) would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? I wanna live in a cloud In the sky and abduct people to harvest their DNA and make clones which I can fight to the death with (eh somewhere quiet and disconnected from people tbh)

57) do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? They fetch pretty high prices on eBay you’d be surprised (Nope I dont use them at all I bring my own and take my own)

58) do you have freckles? My face is a giant freckle little known fact (not really thank god I would look real bad with em)

59) do you smile for pictures? *leans in* I’m gonna let ya in on a secret kid. I wait until the photographer is just about to take the picture and then I hold a middle finger over my face to block the proper shot. Do it enough times then they’ll be payin YOU to get the picture done (I do but I only open my mouth slightly)

60) how many pictures do you have on your phone? They’re all of people I’ve killed because they showed me a stale meme dont worry about it (960 exactly and they’re all either memes, fan-art, or my cute friends)

61) have you ever peed in the woods? Ew no I don’t go outdoors thanks (Yep once on a school field trip in which we hiked to the top of a mountain it was fun)

62) do you still watch cartoons? Well I mean SOME ONE spoiled my belief in Santa earlier so I’m a bit too old for that now. I have a boring desk job thanks LAZLO (I do spongebob is really funny to me still and I LOVE the original Teen Titans)

63) do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McWendy’s next question (I dont eat either so)

64) Favorite dipping sauce? Drip dip dip I’m boutta rip please i want to die (I dont use dipping sauce either call me a heathen all you want)

65) what do you wear to bed? Well I take off the clothes I wore for the day, take off my earring, ring, necklace, eyes, hair, 3 layers of skin, and call it a night (Pajamas mostly and sometimes sweatpants)

66) have you ever won a spelling bee? *Obligatory Bee Movie Joke* (I’ve never even heard of a spelling bee in any of the schools I’ve been to)

67) what are your hobbies? Well I like to kill all mortals #ZamasuWasRight  (I enjoy martial arts, drawing, video games, game design, and walking around my house with nothing to do)

68) can you draw? UH BOI YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ART IS UNTIL YOUVE SEEN A SHITTY JOJO DRAWING OF MINE (I mean yeah but not well)

69) do you play an instrument? Electric Triangle (Actually, I play the Violin but not super well)

70) what was the last concert you saw? SORRY WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE CONCERT (I’ve never been to one that seems like the opposite of fun for me personally I hate hyper loud music, people, and crowds)

71) tea or coffee? Coftea next question (tea. I don’t drink caffeine if i can help it)

72) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? I need my sugar sonic rings (Again, Don’t drink caffeine)

73) do you want to get married? I’m already getting married. MARRIED TO THE LIFE OF CRIME THAT IS UP TOP (I mean I would like to one day)

74) what is your crush’s first and last initial? My  Self (I don’t have anyone I’m crushing on)

75) are you going to change your last name when you get married? What’s crimes last name? Smigglesworth? (If my partners last name is something with an S cuz then I can be PJS)

76) what color looks best on you? You know the color mario turns when he uses the super star? T-that (Pink and Black)

77) do you miss anyone right now? PPFFFFFT NOOOOO WHATS A FEEL *CRIES* THOSE ARENT TEARS ITS JUST SWEAT IVE ANSWERED A LOT OF QUESTIONS OKAY (I miss all my internet friends :(  *cries*)

78) do you sleep with your door open or closed? It is neither open nor closed it is in a hyper dimensional state between open and closed in which no mortal can enter or exit but also cannot be blocked from passage (clooossed because otherwise the cats are gonna kill my fish)

79) do you believe in ghosts? I mean how else would I make a long and successful career as a ghost buster (I do!)

80) what is your biggest pet peeve? My pet, Peeve! Biggest one I know! (depends on for what tbh the other day a guest speaker was talking to the class and this kid was playing music in his headphones really really loud and it pissed me off)

81) last person you called? Called what? Called them a nerd? A good bean? A meme? MAKE MORE SENSE YOU ******* **** *** ******** (Well according to my phone, the name listed is “Mom”)

82) favorite ice cream flavor? I’ll ice your cream if you’re not careful (Vanilla with chocolate syrup mixed together is hella everyone GO TRY IT)

83) regular oreos or golden oreos? The fuck is a golden oreo?? (No seriously, what the actual is a golden oreo)

84) chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? *mario invincible star song plays as I flash color and dash down rainbow road* I’ll have to think about it (rainboooowww!)

85) what shirt are you wearing? Well I…. You see… The thing is…. excuse me for one second (yeah I can’t think of sass to this one but my favorite shirt! Sonic mania that my friend Tasha bought for me and I love it!!!)

86) what is your phone background?  RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!! “What do you think of this color? Is it not beautiful?” If you dont know those HOW DARE YOU LEARN THEM AND WE ARE WATCHING DRAGON BALL (Genji lock screen and Goku Black home screen)

87) are you outgoing or shy? Does THIS answer your question >:D (Outgoing when I want to be, but I’m antisocial so it’s like I CAN be outgoing and personable but it’s highly on my terms ya feel?)

88) do you like it when people play with your hair? My hair is a pride to my race the Saiyans hair is a sacred thing I will advise you not to touch it (YYYEEESSSS I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT BUT THAT HARDLY EVER HAPPENS)

89) do you like your neighbors?  …..the what? Never heard of it before is that a type of appliance? (I mean they’re chill we don’t interact a lot which I’m cool with)

90) do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Nothin can cure this ugly face fest of spring 2018 (I use face wash when I shower which is typically right after school not sure why it matters but there ya go :V)

91) have you ever been high? “I’m high on LIFE maaaannn” -Incorrect Shaggy quotes (N o p e  never have don’t plan on it)

92) have you ever been drunk? shots ShotS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSHOTS (nope but I will one day maybe in College years)

93) last thing you ate? The shattering realization that my friends will keep saying OWO to me every chance they get (Pancakes! asked for french toast but I loooove the breakfast food so no complaints)

94) favorite lyrics right now someBODY Once Told Me The World Is Gonna Roll Me… (The lyrics to Bloody Stream dude it’s a  g r e a t  op)

95) summer or winter? Sorry I’m on Mars weather its ZXAR right now (eeehhhh winter cuz then I have an excuse to be inside and it’s also the ski season)

96) day or night? I am the darkness. I am the night. I am BATMAN (Night honestly I’m a fan of the darkness)

97) dark, milk, or white chocolate? Plllleeeeaaase its like asking if you’re heart is pure of evil or not. Dark Chocolate is a sin (Milk chocolate is the best chocolate fight me on that)

98) favorite month? See, some may argue for their birthday months, christmas, new beginnings to the year, but I say there’s only ONE spooky time :3 (Altho I’m one of the fools that’s gonna have to go with March because it usually has my favorite kind of weather for where I live)

99) what is your zodiac sign  I refuse to go by Zodiac signs until Ted Cruz is proven to be the Zodiac Kill————–”OLD MEME ALERT THIS IS THE MEME POLICE”   “I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL”  (Cancer! I wear a necklace of my sign all the time fun fact for ya)

100) who was the last person you cried in front of?  Me after writing all these (Don’t know actually I try not to cry in front of people ever)

[victor-v]

so yesterday i finished all for the game for the second time in my life (weird thing i've never read a book or series twice) and it wrecked me for the second time. it was unexpectedly nice that i actually understood everything with so much clarity, but that makes sense i've got lot of practice in reading english since then. also, i wrote my thoughts on the book this time.

i can't understand how a book can have such an impact on me, i hate that and i love it, everything else that crossed my mind is under the cut

★huh andrew really bullied aaron into dressing identical to mess up with neil

★"i don't swing either way" is the phrase that made me feel more valid that the whole queer community ever

★neil is pure nihilism

★how can i EVER forget neil wore a tight long sleeved TORN tshirt that andrew bought this is way too much

★seth is dead and all kevin can think about is the line up tbh i do that often

★they are making a scandal about how they sit

★kevin telling neil "destroy him" filled me with power

★the most unreal part is neil ALWAYS keeping his roots another colour the guy must dye his hair every fucking week

★how did neil buy andrew's promise to protect him from the japanese mafia's professional murderers when the only people he physically bullies is an obsessive young adult with anxiety, a princess in high heels and his sunshine sister in law

★wait a fucking minute andrew saw neil filled with terror while holding the phone and immediately gave him the car keys so he could be alone fuck

★nicky fucking hemmick attended to improv class

★ according to dan few athletes were crude enough to start trouble at an ERC event, you mean as crude as neil?

★how to take care of your teammate while he's in a crisis according to: andrew→show concern and reassure him. wymack→10 seconds of vodka

★"hey, jean. jean valjean" is peak comedy

★the ravens walking in v formation is genuinely the most cringy thing you can think of

★neil first finds out the only possible person to date him is andrew because he was jealous of renee are you kidding me

★andrew only missed 13 from 150 shots on goal for fucking real what a Man

★renee is an angel, she's specifically andrew's angel

★neil truly is a watcher

★bee wearing a bee costume is the only good thing on this world

★dan and matt dressed like greek gods!!!!! they can adopt me already

★can you believe nicky is the one who got into neil's brain and planted the idea of realying on someone, and since then neil actively pursues an investigation on andrew's relationship status how on god's name i missed that HOW he's not even subtle about it damn

★he first worries about renee now about kevin goddamn it josten how can't you se how much you care about him

★it's funny how sexuality is such a heavy topic between them when they sure as fuck have some pretty huge stuff going on you know like dying in the hands of the mafia or being tortured

★i imagine andrew running to renee all bonkers like "listen if the cute guy asks, for fucks sake tell him i'm gay but make it ~casual~ maybe this way he'll get it"

★the sole mention of thanksgiving dinner makes me want to die

★kevin is checking the scores in a newspaper I forget this book is so 00's

★they should have spent the day eating turkey and frozen pie at abby's fuckkkkkkkk

★are you kidding me they are in the middle of a conversation and andrew casually chokes neil a little but it's ok they carry on wtf

★"we are all going to regret this" is the fucking worse piece of foreshadowing in this book

★neil interrogating andrew the same night he was raped what kind of fucking piece of shit does that

★i can't fucking believe neil went ahead and shoved andrew's hand under his tshirt in front of kevin, wymack, betsy and two fucking lawyers are you kidding me

★neil asking "are we? friends?" to nicky is so relatable because i also would have an aneurysm if someone told me i am their friend

★someone else tries to flirt with him and he immediately considers andrew how i was too ace to see it the first time i read

★jesus fucking christ riko is one truly fucked up sociopath and neil is the bravest motherfucker on the land

★how can he face riko like that in the nest and be extremely pure in other occasion

★"are we watching the ball drop? i want to make a wish" he wants to make a wish and i want to die thanks

★i can't believe the whole if it means losing you then no and side effect of the drugs shit it's unreal fucking unreal how oblivious neil is too ace to realize anything SOMEONE JUST CALLED YOU "DREAM" THE LEVEL OF ROMANTICISM

★the amount of heavy staring in this trilogy is ridiculous and all i can think about is twilight

★these books made me see how far from the 00s we are, for many reasons, but mostly for some jokes that can't let slide; like calling neil a battered wife, domestic misogynistic violence is not a joke

★i can't believe from all people, wymack was the first one to get andrew was into neil

★"that doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you" is such a funny phrase to be said casually why is it

★"you are a racoon, not a fox" oh andrew

★it only took andrew admitting he had a crush for neil to be all sentimental and shit, and that disarmed andrew too

★they are like some kind of animal that while you think they are fighting, they are actually mating, that's exactly what nora meant with feral

★half of last book is neil mooning over andrew jfc

★nicky made neil smile while distracting him from riko im gonna throw myself off a cliff

★i can't quite believe neil goes through a detailed monologue about andrews memory the man is impressed and borderline turned on about every talent on his crushe's shelf

★i literally can't follow and will never understand the quarrel/promise/agreement between aaron and andrew what a bunch of pretentious idiots

★every time neil's phone buzzes all i fear is the fucking countdown

★i thought "i want to see you lose control" was a collective fever dream i can't believe it's written on the books

★if i was nicky i already have told andrew to stop his freaky pretentious shit towards me

★neil to the upperclassman: ha ha fellas is it gay to unthinkingly call andrew in the middle of a anxiety breakdown

★"you gave me a key and called it home" is as soft as heartbreaking i want to jump off a cliff

★"i won't be like them, i wont let you let me be" is actually pushing me off that cliff andrews feelings are a fucking storm

★neil was kidnapped and tortured the day of my bday and that's not a coincidence

★neil's talent to twist the truth in order to convince andrew of anything is outstanding

★excuse me they have no right to be this soft i hate them

★they miss so many opportunities to be funny about the whole "protection" thing

★did he really had a mental breakdown over where to fucking sit on the bus lmao

★"don't come crying to me when someone breaks your face" is the second most awful piece of foreshadowing

★lets be honest for a second andrew should be a fucking writer because all those things he says? edgy myspace pretentious poetry

★im sorry but i don't care about literally anything except neil smiling onto andrew's neck bye

★andrew ghosted a kiss across neil's hip im dead for real

★abby kissed neil's forehead farewell after cleaning all his injuries i have no words he's recieving all the affection he deserves

★cant believe you don't see aaron is fucking worried neil is taking advantage of andrew

★i mean yeah ok don't talk love but neil is sad that nicky thinks it was only hate sex, and he immediately acknowledged it meant more than that to him bc his demi btw wtf does hate sex mean i can't believe you hate someone so much you wanna suck his dick

★they all went horseback riding when will i have a group of friends like that

★"who's humanising who in that relationship" i know right nicky

★kevin locking himself to have a panic attack is the most relatable thing

★the car encounter with ichirou holds the same tension as a mr robot scene

★the proposal of playing olympics and being unstoppable feels like marriage or smth

★neil is literally having his hot girl summer

★i adore neil's overflow of emotions after swallowing everything for so many years. represented, thanks.

★andrew terrorising katelyn who the fuck does he think he is what an annoying asshole

★"did you know i've never been skiing" is the most epic line

★i cheer to the sole mention of laila

★alvares can deck me right now and i would say thank you

★"war is profitable" aaron knows what's up

★sometimes i want to slap them is2g

★that scene at eden's where they are all discussing how roland found out and aaron ends up being the only straight one lmao boy it's your punishment for being so homophobic

★the whole "deadliest piece on the board" spech is 100 times better when you consider kevin was wasted and overly exaggerating every word and gesture

★can you imagine those few fans supporting kevin's new tattoo screaming YAAAAASSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEN while snapping fingers i'm cackling

★matt in court body slamming into anyone that's been a problem to the foxes: VIBE CHECK MOTHERFUCKER

★neil kissed andrew in castle fucking evermore the audacity i adore him

[iwa-chans-bara-arms]

1-117

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?-  everything.

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? - sometimes

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? - if they did it excessively, yes

4: Do you find it easy to trust others? - not really

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? - sleeping

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? - may @hate-x-hope , @inserturblognamehere or @fallingtothem00n

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? - Instantly dump them 

8: Are you close with your dad? - kinda

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? - lmao I wish buddy

10: What are you listening to? - The TV’s on right now

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? - still water

12: Do you like hickeys? - never had one tbh

13: What time do you go to bed? - around midnight

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? - myself

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? - i mostly text with both

16: Do you always answer your texts? - no I’m a bad person

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? - I hate myself for that not them

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? - today

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? - @fallingtothem00n , @goshikisbangs , @inserturblognamehere

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? - i need to sleep

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? - my doggos

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? - not really

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? - yeah

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? - not really

25: In the past week, have you cried? - I think so

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? - grey 

27: Do people ever call you by your last name? - some teachers

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? - I dont think so??

29: Do you have a best friend? - yeah I do

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? - not at all!

31: Who was your last call/text message from? @thespacemermaid

32: Are you mad at anyone? - mad at myself

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? - yes

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? - 24

35: How many more days until your birthday? - almost exactly a year

36: Do you have any summer plans yet? - visiting some friends and going to the university in cologne

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? - sure

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? - nah

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? - who doesn’t?

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? - no

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? - if you’re 30 and dating a 14-year-old it definitely does

42: Are you available? - relationshipe wise? yes

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? - I’m still in ‘’high school’’

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? - a nose piercing

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? - not really to be honest

46: Do you regret anything?- almost always talking about my feelings

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? - overwatch

48: Did you ever lose a best friend? - sure

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? - nah

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? - I dont really like anyone at the moment 

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? - nope

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? - yes

53: What was the last thing you ate? - toast

54: Did you get any compliments today? - no

55: Where are you going on your next vacation? - london next week!

56: Do you own anything from other countries? - japanese, korean and south african things

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? - girls

58: Where have you lived most of your life? - germany

59: When was the last time you took a long drive? - dunno

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? - yes it’s terrible

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? - TPd????

62: Who do you text the most? - at the moment probably @goshikisbangs and @fallingtothem00n

63: What was the last movie you saw? - kill bill vol. 1

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? - dont have one

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? - none

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? - nope

67: Do you curse around your parents? - yeah we all curse

68: Are you happy with where you live? - yes!!!

69: Picture of yourself? - some other time

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? - I ‘’believe’’ that poly relationships definitely are a thing, but I dont think for me

71: Have you ever been dumped? - nope

72: What do you most like about making out? - ,,,buddy

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? - nope

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? - I’m too awkward for that

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? - face, arms, neck

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? -  @wannabe-owl-queen

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? - no

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? -no

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? - iwaizumi hajime

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? - nope

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? - yes

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? - never again

83: Do you miss your last sweetie? - ??sweetie?

84: Last time you slow danced with someone? - i cant dance

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? - no

86: How can I win your heart? - just be a decent person

87: What is your astrological sign? - gemini

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? I was at university

89: Do you cook? - yess

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? - no

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? - kinda, kinda no

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? - there aren’t even ‘various’ people interested in me

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? - I dont really care?? If i like you i like you

94: Name four things that you wish you had! - money, money, money, money

95: Are you a player? - video games 10/10

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? - no

97: Are you a tease? - dunno

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? - no idea

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? - nope

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? 

101: Hugs or Kisses? - hugs

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? - yes

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - overall how they look?

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? - depends on how well I know them

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? - lmao definitley not

106: Do you flirt a lot? - ok

107: Your last kiss? - a kiss for cosplay pictures

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? - yes

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? - yes

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? - iwaizumi hajime 11/10

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? - no

112: Does someone like you currently? - i dont think so

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? - not really

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? - serious relationships

115: Ever made out with just a friend? - yeah

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? - idk

[amazynazyn]

more random questions

1. How old will you be in five years? 

twenty nine 2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? 

does my dog count?

3. How tall are you?

5′9 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? 

that’s about my birthday. 5. What’s the last movie you saw? 

the disaster artist i believe 6. Who was the last person you called? 

my doctor 7. Who was the last person to call you? 

my boss 8. What was the last text message you received? 

”i said about being offended” 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail? 

my mom 10. Do you prefer to call or text?

texting normally

11. What were you doing at 12am last night? 

in bed watching SVU 12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?

separated. technically divorced. 13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 

hour ago ish 14. What color are your eyes?

brown

15. What time did you wake up today? 

about 7:30am 16. What are you wearing right now? 

hello kitty shorts and a black crew neck 17. What is your favorite christmas song? 

baby its cold outside 18. Where is your favorite place to be?

his house with him.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be? 

work 20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?

i’d like to go to disney world again 21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? 

hopefully successful with the love of my life and children maybe?? 22. Do you tan or burn?

normally tan 23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

clowns. spiders. vamps

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?

joking around with him over something stupid

25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 

technically 3 26. How big is your bed?

queen 27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?

Laptop.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? 

on 29. What color are your sheets? 

black

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 

two-three 31. What is your favorite season? 

fall.

32. What do you like about fall? 

the temperature, the leaves, the clothing, the sun and moon and stars 33. What do you like about winter? 

normally holidays as a child and to about now with the exception of bills.

34. What do you like about the summer? 

beaches, bonfires, lakes 35. What do you like about spring? 

flowers, the temp

36. How many states provinces have you lived in? 

two technically 37. What cities/towns have you lived in? 

Delaware: marshallton, wilmington, newark Florida: tampa, brandon

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?

socks with boots, or flip flops 39. Are you a social person? 

when i am in a setting where i know the people around me, yes.  40. What was the last thing you ate? 

shrimp scampi and pasta

41. What is your favorite restaurant? 

cheesecake factory or two stones. 42. What is your favorite ice cream? 

mint chocolate chip or cherry garcia

43. What is your favorite dessert? 

peach cobbler or my grandmothers jello pie

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?

tomato, mushroom, broccoli and cheese 45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? 

none because i HATE peanut butter 46. Do you like Chinese food? 

that i do. 47. Do you like coffee?

yeah iced or a frap 48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? 

if im at work i tend to drink about half a gallon a day. if at home it varies.

49. What do you drink in the morning?

water and mountain dew typically 50. What non-banking related card in your wallet is the most valuable to you? 

uhh. my drivers license?

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? 

the right, but i typically face the left 52. Do you know how to play poker? 

yeah but i’m not great at it 53. Do you like to cuddle? 

yes i do

54. Have you ever been to Canada? 

nope, i would love to though 55. Do you have an addictive personality?

i tend to think i kinda do 56. Do you eat out or at home more often?

lately its been more so at home 57. What do you miss about high school, if anything?

lol just the whole no having to pay for shit.  58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? 

rihanna and kurt cobain 59. Do you want kids? 

yeah, not yet though 60. Do you speak any other languages? 

some spanish, italian and spanglish. 61. Have you ever gotten stitches?

Nope. 62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

not that i recall 63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?

pool but i do like the ocean 64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? 

depends.  65. Do you know how to drive stick?

Nope 66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? 

movies, random shit for myself , tattoos 67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? 

anti tragus in my left ear, tongue ring, nipple rings. 68. What is your favorite TV show? 

shameless, AHS, OITNB, stranger things, SVU

69. Can you roll your tongue? 

sorta 70. Who is the funniest person you know? 

me, obv lmao

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? 

not anymore. but i have a life size bear named charles that i used to but he takes up too much room. 72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? 

1-800-273-8255 by logic 73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? 

nope 74. What red object is closest to you right now? 

the ice scraper for my car lol 75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? 

not always tbh lol 76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 

well they aren’t on there anymore lol 77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? 

bear 78. Do you flirt a lot? 

i think so tbh

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? 

chik fil a sauce because chik fil a is the best with nugs 80. What is your favorite food? 

pasta 81. Can you change the oil on a car?

yeah

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? 

Nope 83. Have you ever run out of gas?

nope 84. What is your usual bedtime? 

normally between 9-10 i get into bed 85. What was the last book you read? 

cant remember tbh 86. Do you read the newspaper? 

not normally

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 

not anymore 89. Do you watch soap operas? 

uhhh does shameless count??

90. Do you dance in the car? 

yup lol  91. What radio station did you last listen to? 

probably Q102 or WSTW 92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?

i dont have any near me 93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? 

my mom and i were writing notes but i dont remember what we had said exactly 94. What is your favorite candle scent? 

i like watermelon lemonade from BBW and pink sands from Yankee

95. What is your favorite board game? 

probably boggle or connect four 96. If you could be any character on TV, who would it be? 

V or lip on shameless

97. When was the last time you attended church? 

its been years tbh. probably when shane and enoch died, when i attended the service for enoch... 98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?

probably mullen or rufo 99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?

like a few days  100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?

jonny. his mom hand makes ornaments every year and he had her make me one, said i am officially part of their family. <3