#nonfandom age regression

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! dionysus headcanons !! ( request from anon )

gets you the most colorful toys

doesn't mind how much noise you make during playtime or if you shout or scream at all

calls you ' sprout ' , ' kiddo ' , ' munchkin ' , ' shortstack , ' kiddo ' and ' tot '

definitely gifts you so many leopard plushies that you've amassed a collection

lets you take naps on top of him and rubs your back the whole time, also alternates it with playing with your hair

loves playing hide and seek

not the best at cooking but orders you all kinds of comfort food to be delivered

sings you songs while he changes your diapers

has karaoke and dance parties with you

finds every little excuse to throw you little parties. all sorts of celebrations for all sorts of things

lets you stay up past your bedtime and say curse words

likes to be called ' baba ' the most but also likes ' dad ' and ' dada '

wears every single thing you make for him whenever he can

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! poseidon headcannons !! ( request from anon )

takes you on car rides to lull you to sleep

lets you play with his hair

loves rocking out with teen regressors

loves bath time with baby regressors

loves bottle time with newborn regressors

loves teaching kiddos to swim

has a pretty nice singing voice and sings you lullabies to sleep

brings headphones for you everywhere

likes to fall asleep in hammocks with you on top of him

loves carrying you everywhere

willing to play any game your little heart desires, wants to keep you entertained and happy

doesn't always enforce nap time but always pays for it

has a really hard time saying no to his littles

loves to tell embarrassing stories about his family to his littles

calls you ' sailor ' , ' chip ' , ' rockstar ' , ' waterbug ' , ' beetle ' , ' pancake ' , and ' fishie '

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! hera headcanons !! ( request from anon )

loves doing pretend weddings where you marry your stuffies

favorite play time activity is playing house or coloring with you

gives you funny hair-dos in the bathtub

has the best flavors of chapstick in her purse

buys you a new plushie every time you go out somewhere like to the park or aquarium or doctor's appointments, you have so many

mends all your clothes and plushies

buys you craft supplies for all your little craft desires

has a bracelet you made and wears it everywhere, all the time

teaches you how to make flower crowns

lets you help her with chores when you're little

loves it when you sit in her lap, loves just bouncing you around and cradling you

has a very hard time not babying you, regardless of what age you regress to. you're her kiddo

buys you the prettiest collars with bells on them

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! artemis (nonfandom) & 2-6 re ! reader headcannons !!

everything is moon themed. your nursery, your playroom, her bedroom. she has so many moon nightlights for you. theres also a lot of space themed toys

she calls you moonlight, starlight, moondrop, dewdrop, fawn, deer, doe/buck, champ, and her little astronaut

tries to help you not feel scared of the dark and nighttime

loves it when you hold her finger

lets you help her cook when you're little

she likes to be called mama or miss by you

usually lays with you during naptime and watches you sleep

handmade you plenty of baby blankets and continues to make you blankets all the time

one halloween she dressed as the moon and you dressed as an astronaut

she likes letting you stay up past bed time to spend more time with her since she's a night owl but she never makes you stay up

doesn't like to sing but will hum you lullabies

( request from anon )

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! amphitrite headcannons !! ( request from anon )

braids shells into your hair

loves pushing you in your stroller

teaches you how to swim herself

loves to tell you stories about her sisters and parents

very good at making soup when you're sick and nursing you back to health

calls you ' pup ' (like seal pup), ' sailor ' , ' captain ' , ' shellfish ' , ' clam ' and ' prince / princess / your highness '

best with baby regressors but loves tots and teens

lets you play with her make-up and try on her clothes

takes baths with you

introduces you to all sorts of fun healthy snacks

loves helping you make new friends and meet new sibbies

likes to play with your paws and ears and tail

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! zeus headcanons !! ( request from @raccoonofemo )

likes being the fun uncle more than the responsible dad figure

will steal you from parental caregivers to go spoil you and make mischief with you

not very good with rebellious teens but loves playful tots

squeamish around diapers for a long time, but might be able to change one if he really needed to

loves super bubbly baths, like mountains of bubbles. bubble beard time in the bubble bath

if you're scared of storms, he puts headphones on you and plays music and holds you the whole time and hums so you can feel the vibrations

loves to help you tie your shoes

calls you ' thunderbolt ' , ' baby bird ' , ' chick ' , ' lightning bug ' , and ' precious '

likes to be called his name but also likes ' buddy ' , ' mister ' , ' unkie ' and ' tio '