#norstappen.things

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what about norstappen celebrating lando's first win??? 💕💕

Okay, this is actually like where my brain goes and it's terribly smut ridden but I don't care.

Max is the dominate in between the two of them and you can't convince me Lando is not a bottom. There is not any picture I see of him that makes me think otherwise and his Australia excursion only proves it. That being said....

Soft dom Max has me in a CHOKEHOLD. Like, he's so soft for Lando. Showering him in love and affection like it's the only language he knows. Then proceeding to shut Lando's brain off and the poor thing can't even think about anything else aside from Max's praise and how good everything feels.

Other people could congratulate him, but he could care less about that because his boyfriend is staring at him from across the paddock with the most adoration he's ever seen another human being radiate. Also with a prominent hard-on he's doing nothing to hide... but that's not the point!

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I am craving soft and comforting Norstappen x reader. I’m going through so much mentally, how good would it be to have them to get you out of a rut. Get you to the next Grand Prix to hang out, get your mind off, keep you company and get you through all the hard and negative stuff. Look after you when you can’t.

Okay but hear me out... Lando and Max combined would be so good at comforting.

Lando is a big advocate for mental health and open about his own struggles. He'd come armed with a self-care experience and the promise of cuddles afterwards.

Max has emotional support cats and he's a walking teddy bear. Also looks like the kind of guy to tell everybody else to fuck off so he can spend time with you.

Imagine trying to convince the two of them you aren't having a hard day. They look at each other knowingly. Lando goes in for a hug and when the tears start Max carries you to bed.

It's all soft praise and reassurance. It's them telling you how brave you're being to fight off your own mind. It's them being understanding because they get it.

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I saw ur request for norstappen ideas and I have come to help. :))

I feel like they obvi met through f1, and they defo have cuddle sessions in between sessions and everyone on the grid does but doesn’t say anything. They would also be really obvious in public but never fully confirm anything.

In terms of introducing a third I feel like they would start really slow, just wanting to get to know them and try to drop hints that probably don’t work so they end up telling them straight up and slowly have them integrate into the routine they have established

go drink some water

They would post the most incriminating photos and still be like ‘we’re besties ☺️’ and nobody ever calls them out on it because thy laugh to hard to ever give a straight answer.

Max and Lando on media days are already awful and my head immediately went to their press officer girlfriend banging her head on the wall because they won’t stop making innuendo about it. She tries so hard to but ends up looking at the journalist with an apologetic stare before dragging one or both of them away before they blow their cover. It’s already blown but they are choosing to remain oblivious.

Max and Lando get dating advice from Daniel. It doesn’t go well because the girl they are flirting with is like ‘who are you and what have you done with my boys?’ It ends up being a blunt confession in the end because neither of them know how to do anything aside from that.

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Norstappen idea since your desperate. I don’t claim to have good ideas tho, fair warning:

Max and Lando with a college athlete (would that even work????)

Max and lando taking care of adhd & independent reader who is incapable of staying in bed (due to adhd) and refuses to ask for help (independent)

Max and lando bickering about whose teams are better at sim racing/video games (quadrant vs redline) then subsequently getting their asses and their teams asses kicked by their streamer gf (idk enough about competitive video games for this I play for stories)

Lando and reader (?) comforting max about Jo’s and just general shitty family situation (& vice versa for shitty family for reader)

Hope this helps, these are not requests but ideas™️ as you said.

Now I sleep it’s 10:30 and I have work at 8.

Norstappen with a college athlete sounds chaotic at best. Since the only sport formula drivers are remotely good at is their own, I firmly believe they would try and fail at her area of expertise. Max would just be lazy and put minimal effort in where Lando would go overboard and end up hurting himself. all the while she is sat in the corner recording and wheezing in laughter.

I feel the independence thing on another level. Can't convince me Lando isn't ADHD coded either. Could see him scrambling around attempting to get things in order so she doesn't have to, but ultimately stressing himself out. Max would send him to go lay down with her and make sure she doesn't move by talking about her current hyper fixation (bonus if its something they can do in bed together). Max would work out meals, cleaning, and whatever else she could set her mind to that's not resting. When she inevitably does try to be productive, everything is done. Max stands there in the kitchen with his hands on his hips wondering why she isn't in bed and carries her back to Lando who is napping.

The streamer one just makes sense. This is an argument I can see them having irl and getting more and more ridiculous about it. Then their streamer girlfriend joins in just for the fun of it and demolishes both of them. It works like a charm every. single. time. They would absolutely fight over who gets to have her on their team and scream for her to come help them if they were losing or stuck somewhere.

Lando, as far as I can tell, has a decent relationship with his family. He would bring Max and their girlfriend around and Max does the thing where he jokes about trauma like it's normal. Subsequently, he is adopted by the Norris' and they start splitting their time between the McLaren and Redbull garages. If their girlfriend has a decent home life then I can see them welcoming Max in immediately. On the other hand, I usually write from a personal perspective... There is no way in hell Max and Lando would be letting their girlfriend around her parents alone if they have had a shit past with them. Max comes armed with a temper and glare and will not hesitate to set Lando off like a feral chihuahua. I also wouldn't put it past Lando to just be snarky to Jos any chance he gets. He doesn't care if there are cameras around. He just wants to make sure he gets his point across.

(Thanks for all the ideas!! Sorry I had this in my drafts for so long :/)