#not sure what the “coagulopathy” talent is implying but it sounds bad too. *makes all your blood goopy*

[sarcoptid]

i don't think blood spec DKs get enough thought about how gross their fighting style has the potential to be.

we all know unholy is the nastiest, what with its plagues, and festering wounds, and ghouls, and flies, etc.

but come on man. marrowrend? bonestorm? bone shield? all the healing via blood? where do u think all those bone shards are coming from. i am pulling them from your corpse like i'm magically deboning a drumstick. sucking 'em right out the meat. blood and gore just whirling through the air like an awful tornado. i'm doing rapid decomposition to you. you're standing in my nasty circle of evil ground and getting blood diseases. i'm having a little sippy as a treat. there's worms. you get bone shards in your shoe. everything smells and tastes like pennies. i get low on health and suddenly everyone in a ten foot radius is getting the blood siphoned out of them whether they've got wounds or not. your pores will do. gimme that stuff i need it.