#not whumpy

[whumpninja]

Heya Jack! Here's some pizza... oh shoot. Unfortunately, my old cat Sonic is sitting on it. Guess you'll never have pizza, sorry 😅

-- @whumperofworlds

Nooooo Sonic, I want pizza!!! Move your tail!

Never, mind, all yours. I ain’t messing with that face😆

[whvmp]

I miss being more active on this blog, but I'm just not a fan if the whump tropes that have become more popular of late and it makes it hard to be enthused about engaging with the community

[whumpninja]

Hiya Jack

May I offer you my babies to sit on your chest and purr all the big feelings into manageable bits.

Oh hello babies, you are lovely!

[whumpninja]

Jack is having a sad day.

[whumpninja]

Screw being anonymous, I'm going all out.

I absolutely love your bright personality, and how you're so enthusiastic about whump! Also a super nice person and one of the best writers and whumpers in the community!!!

Keep at it Jack :D

-- @whumperofworlds

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This community is so nice to everyone except our whumpees. It’s absolutely mad.

[whumpninja]

Do you have book recs by chance 👀

ABSOLUTELY amigo, anything you in the mood for specifically?

[whumpninja]

🩷🌙SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🩷🌙

Well, obviously the first one I send it to is gonna be right back at you. 💕

[whumpninja]

Ok I think I forgot tp turn off anon in the last ask so... EMBARRASSED 😂 oops

If you were the secret friend, you’re good😂

[whumpninja]

Just a secret friend sending you a hug ;)

Thank you secret friend!😊

[whumpninja]

my opinion of you: you remind me a bit of my older brothers! love to joke, and love to care for things even more. i feel like you may have gotten voted class clown as a senior in high school, if the opportunity showed itself.

I’m very happy to get compared to somebody’s big brother, that’s amazing🤩 I’m not a brother irl but I love the comparison

My high school unfortunately didn’t do any of that fun stuff, but I do like to think I would have won it if they did! Before I settled on the ninja thing I was actually going to make this blog clown-themed- thought it might end up being too scary😂

[whumpninja]

My opinion of you? (Not on anon because fuck it, we ball!)

You're an awesome writer and a very good person! I enjoy our talks together and I love your OCs!!! To me, you're a good friend ❤️

-- @whumperofworlds

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Okay seriously, how did the dark sad torture story community attract the nicest people on Tumblr?!

[whumpninja]

You’re always a delight to talk to and I like your light hearted sense of humour

Awww, thanks anon! I’m happy to talk anytime!

[whumpninja]

Your positive energy levels are off the charts. I don't know how you maintain them.

They’re mostly maintained by cat cuddles and unstable theater kid energy

[whumpninja]

I dont see anything bad here

Great! Just don’t look under the floorboards, okay?

[whumpninja]

I hope you’re doing better- I don’t have an alpaca, but I have a dog named Sakura. She’s very funny and not particularly smart. She’s also pink(Google Peruvian Hairless). She also has a shirt(we live somewhere colder and she’s hairless and also burns, so it’s for the best to give her a shirt at least) that says “bald is beautiful”, and idk I hope this information improved your day. (She also has multiple pride shirts because my mom decided she’s gay based of the vibes)

She sounds like the absolute best creature to ever exist (barring my cat who is of course unparalleled)

I’m literally just imagining that dog from Coco in a pride shirt and this has definitely improved my day I love you Sakura

[whumpninja]

kinda wanna make playlists for all my OCs