#nottobeconfusedwithask

[transgender-scout]

For a hot second I thought this was a gimmick blog where you posted scout lines except transgender style. Glad to see we live in a world of happiness and not that one. You’re cool👍

i could do that. that could be me hold on.

"yeah, i dare ya! transition! make us both happy!"

"whats the matter? you freaking cisgender?!"

"i got a bucketa chicken. wanna do it t4t nasty style?"

[transgender-scout]

Don’t know if this is late or early but happy birthday!! Here’s a doodle for u :333

AAAAAHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! THATS SO SWEET OF YOU HE LOOKS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!! <3333 THANK YOUUUU <3333333

[transgender-scout]

Whadda hell…..

Computer

ENHANCE

…huh.

[transgender-scout]

Plz start a scout weed tag

will do. anyone have any funny names? the only one i can think of is just "scout weed anxiety" or "SWA." weed fortress 2? he's going tell my fucking spy?

[transgender-scout]

imo spy also has adhd hes just diagnosed and medicated about it

CORRECT

i dont have a lot of spy headcanons bc he's my least favorite merc (he is incredibly funny and an interesting character, but i just dont like him as much as the others) but i really like the idea of him subtly trying to nudge scout towards stuff for adhd

like scout losing stuff and then it mysteriously appearing in a place he can find it easily (bc spy found it, went invisible, and put it there for him) or spy purposefully saying things out loud to one of the other mercs to remind scout of something spy knows he forgot

i think he does this also bc he has a hard time showing that he cares about scout (despite both of them attacking each other on sight) and also scout is kind of sensitive about his adhd and doesnt like accepting help for it, kind of a "there aint nothin wrong with me! i can do it myself! screw off!"

idk i just like. people helping each other out with their disabilities without being explicit about it. its. nice.

[transgender-scout]

Great avatar man I fucking love smissmiss and microtransactions

fuck yeah thanks man

i didnt want to work so i spent an hour photoshopping this at work

the blue blended in too much so i tried to (poorly) photoshop him to be red scout 👍

[transgender-scout]

Do u have the whole maximum ride manga series??

I do! It can be found in the Google drive here!

There are only 9 books. A 10th has been promised for years, but I’m not holding my breath.

[transgender-scout]

how many posts do you have. i may need to step up my game

oh. yknow. a few posts.

ive had this blog for over a decade tho so it makes sense

[transgender-scout]

tricker treat

Giving u a ibuprofen :]

[transgender-scout]

So the sorcerer (he has a name I just don’t often use it lol) keeps Nik in his big glass vivarium with some trees and a little pond in it. Just chuck Lee in there with him! Plenty of room to fly around if he goes in tight circles

And when he drags Lee down to his underground workroom to study him, Nik will be waiting for him to get back! It’ll be fine!

NOOOOOOO OH MY GOD THATS LIKE THE EXACT SITUATION HE WAS IN TO BEGIN WITH 😭😭😭😭

he was experimented on and given wings and basically put in a big glass tube with a tree for a few months until someone tossed avi in there with him </3333

trauma

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[transgender-scout]

i have a parasocial relationship with sniper tf2…. i like his glasses and his flat face…….

HES SO JDDJDJDJFJD <33333

I love him sm he’s so silly <333

Also despite looking like sun baked beef jerky he’s canonically in his late 20s/early 30s

[transgender-scout]

trick or treat!

You get scout in a jar!!! Bc we’re both super normal about scout!!!!

[transgender-scout]

WHY IS SCOUT HIGH ALL OVER MY DASHBORAD

Cause I’m high. You’re welcome.

[transgender-scout]

🫑

[transgender-scout]

what is the secret to being as gender as you

Smoke weed, buy thrifted clothes (the tackier, the better. Find something you would never wear but want to and buy it and wear it), eat lots of snacks (even and especially if they’re “bad” for you), play too many video games, become obsessed with something unimportant that no one else cares about. At least two of these will help you reach enlightenment.

[transgender-scout]

you should be blu scout for halloween /j

So. The thing is. I did have a blu scout cosplay

But. I’ve since cropped that shirt so that I can do a gnarly garb scout bc I could reuse my rainbow dash jacket for it

I have a spare headphone that paint yellow too but I have to remake it bc I dropped it and the extra clay broke off :(

I will almost certainly do red scout for Halloween tho. The only other thing I was thinking about tho, is going to my funny little office job as medic which would be. So much.