#ntm the thousands of unmarked bodies buried in the area underneath the same fort and the buildings nearby | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

beaversatemygrandma · 2 years

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So. This guy:

There are two of these dudes in my house. (I bought one and he came with a hole and i was like come on man and told the company so they were like ‘have another boi.’ hence: two bois)

Sometime over the summer, my dad was dead convinced the trailer was haunted. It got to the point where he was seeing shadows and movements in his room at night and started sleeping with all the lights on. Then. These bois showed up. I had them sitting on the living room couch like gargoyles on the arms for a few weeks My dad started getting less freaked out at night. (I’ve checked the carbon monoxide detector and such. It needs a new battery so we haven’t ruled this out yet) Apparently, less shadowy figures were showing up in the doorways. At least in the main areas. The figures seemed to be centered in his room and bathroom. So, he moved one of the bois to sit on the column on his bedframe like a pedestal so he looks over the room and the bathroom. Apparently, the figures are gone. Like immediately after the forest demon was placed there.

Anyways. The Squishable Forest Demons repel demons. They’re protectors. Get one now and then proceed to attempt to accidentally summon a demon on Halloween. The forest demon boi Can and Will Protect you.*

*I cannot be sued if you get possessed within the company of a Forest Demon. The Squishable company has nothing to do with this either. Please use your Halloween Ouija session responsibly.

#taks speaks #really tho this did happen and my dad is deadass convinced that the forest demon is a protector #and yeah. he is.#this also happened shortly after my dad went on a bunch of ghost tours in my hometown #which is the 4th most haunted town in the US #so something may have followed him home bc he went to the place that corpses from 500yrs ago are still being found #true story. btw.#the big fort had a wall that was torn down recently and they found a bunch of bodies of prisoners that had been blocked in #there was this huge unmapped room filled with bones that had been previously unknown #ntm the thousands of unmarked bodies buried in the area underneath the same fort and the buildings nearby #there's a lot of dark stuff out there #the fact that the area floods every time there's a large hurricane makes me worry that itll end up like new orleans #you know. the place where they have to bury people in cement above ground bc the bodies will float up otherwise #i have a feeling that town will likely have that issue at some point soon with all that flooding #theres a lot of bodies in that area and not even most of them are in the cemeteries out there #theyre under ripleys btw

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