#nxb interps

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What is pat and Paul's relationship anyways?? Fuck buddies but uts complicated? Or divorced parents trying to fight over thier stuff plus custody of thier child (thier child is the plane and thier fighting on who gets to crash it first-)

their relationship is honestly whatever is funnier for the bit. are they together? are they just very close friends? queerplatonic partners? romantic perhaps? who knows and they don't know either honestly

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🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence

He's physically weak as shit. I think that he sucks at close combat, just give him a grenade or a rocket launcher instead and he'll be perfectly fine...

....or don't, actually

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music clothes n romance headcanons :3

Since this is gonna be kind of a long post I'll just. Add a read more at some point

🎶 A headcanon about music

this is actually a headcanon I had for a while but .

God Patryck is such a nerd. It's not a music taste he'll openly admit he likes, since he finds it sort of embarrassing. He's been a fan of it since childhood, but considering his strict household...yeah he wasn't exactly allowed to openly listen to those bands. That's why he's like...afraid of. Admitting he likes it

Also probably had a crush on one of the members of said bands

👗 A headcanon about their clothes

God he's such a nerd part 2

Sweaters and shirts are his go tos. I have no idea what this aesthetic is but I just call it librariancore

He finds those comfortable enough..even though he still adds a bomber or an aviator jacket to the mix because. He has to make it clear he's a pilot apparently.

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Tord isn't that wrong about it though

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

He's such a failure at anything slightly romantic related 💞

Not only was he deep into the closet until he joined the army (FOR SOME REASONS), Pat is SO bad at flirting and just generally. Talking with one especially those he has crushes with. So he settled down to...one night stands? And trying out a bunch of very short and often meaningless relationships. That maybe lasted a week or so. If he was lucky at least.

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🏳️‍🌈 for any character you want (this is for the ask game)

killing two birds with one stone or whatever they say and I'm answering both of these with a doodle lmao

sexuality and disability headcanon for the only two fuckers in my head right now

here you go lol also more ramblings down below because I did say I wanted to yap

- Paul is unlabeled to me, he never bothered to find a label that fits his sexuality. Considering he never had a lot of relationships he never bothered to do a bit of introspection in that regard.

Patryck is a whole different beast- he's SOOO closeted. "wish I was straight" type of deal. "I wish I could kiss guys but I'm not gay" type. He's a mess. Considering he was also more "active" compared to Paul before the army, it would mean he had the time to experiment. But he never did. He had thoughts about guys but always assumed it was more of a "gender envy" or whatever thing rather than genuine attraction

- I did talk about Paul's eye once- but never too much in depth, neither did i for Patryck's chronic pains now that I think about it. Like I previously said in a past post, Paul got his eye scarred during the asdfland incident. He consequently lost sight of said eye, considering it was heavily damaged. Not enough to remove it completely, as it is still there, however it is paralyzed and can't move it. He can still close his eyelid though. I imagine he had to wear an eye patch for the first few months maybe- and then decided to just. Uncover it

Patryck has always had chronic pains since he was little- in fact that was part of the reason he was so sheltered and . Generally just bad at any sort of physical activity (not that it mattered anyway, he Does prioritize more intellectual hobbies / interests than anything physical). I'm gonna be real with you chat this is HEAVY self projection HOWEVER I think most of his pain is located on joints and muscles, which means he has to. Stop and take a break from heavy physical activity every now and then. How is he in the army, again......

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💤 A headcanon about their sleep + 🪢 A headcanon about their family for tord pls :)

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

Or rather, his lack of sleep? 'you think Tord would actually have a healthy sleep schedule? nah, he's an insomnia warrior. Sometimes he forgets to sleep when he gets too focused on whatever invention he's working on.

🪢 A headcanon about their family

OLDER BROTHER ATTACK!!!! I think I did mention him a few times here already, but say hi to Dominik, Tord's older brother. Yeah he's also Red Leader yes he created the Red """"Army""""" in my hcs and he did that because he . Uh. Wanted to create a cool team of vigilantes? I dunno he's just as much of a nerd as his younger brother, even though he tries to seem more mature and collected. He's the leader after all....

Don't catch him when he's geeking out over his incredible plans or whatever.

fun fact I forgot Yanov was also related to these two while I was drawing for this ask. (Which is also a sort of old hc that came from a bunch of discussions with friends-)

Yeah! Yanov is also related to the two brothers! Only half related to them because of an...affair one of their parents had at some point. kinda fucked up (their parents then had a divorce, and one of them did discuss about said affair to the brothers at some point on two different instances)

The three brothers are very close to each other despite that- with Yanov trying to be the middle ground (kinda literally, considering he's the middle child) and the mediator between the two. Considering he's definitely the chiller of the three. He's the anchor, or whatever. Or maybe he's just laid back.

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Does Tord know about Paul and Pats secret crush on each other?😁

he always gives them that look, take that as you will

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Whos taller in your HCS? Paul or Pat?

Patryck’s taller, obviously

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Do the others bet on if Paul and Pat's relationship?

(Like if they like each other, who will ask the other out first etc)

Seems like something they'd do

Yes, absolutely, and somehow Yuu keeps winning these

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Are Yuu and Yanov also death gripped by wrenching trauma

Because I THINK Yanov, for you is a Medic, right? Like. That mf has probably seen horrors beyond comprehension *looks at Patryck*

BUT ALSO?? Do you have a role for Yuu in the RA? If so, what does he do? Does he know Paul, Patyrck, Tord & Yanov?

And have the 5 ever gone on missions together?

SORRY FOR SO MANY QUESTIONS DBSJSBVA

1) Yes, absolutely, who isn't aware of the horrors

2) Yanov's horrors pretty much consist on being exposed to whatever Patryck has going on with his body.

HOW IS HE ABLE TO DO THIS. HELP.

3) I think i said this before, but I always saw Yuu as the weapons / armory guy, the one who has to check on weapons and shit, except he's filled with anxiety and paranoia you can't really trust him around weapons. In the sense he's gonna get scared when you hold one. And of course he knows the others!

4) yeah, and their missions are always a mess.

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……how does paul feel about the horrors of the army..

Get his ass to a good therapist

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What's the red army's favorite video games?? Or games In general? (I have a good feeling that Pat's is some sort of plane simulator but I'm just wondering what's the others?)

YEP Patryck 100% loves plane simulators. Even though I see him playing other genre of games, like beat em up games. I don't see Yuu nor Yanov as videogame types, maybe the latter prefers board games (or smth like DnD. Random idea i just had lol). But would play videogames if involved by someone else y'know

However we all know what Tord would play, right. We all know he would play anime gacha games and visual novels, right. And if i consider my own RA headcanons, even his brother Dominik plays those games. They're the worst /j

Paul to me is just the guy who's like "i don't play videogames at all" and then you find him secretly obsessing over nintendogs or animal crossing. He has 5 virtual dogs and they're all important to him

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How would canon Patryck react to your Patryck?

Well, I dunno if the 5 words in the whole show guy would probably have something to say on the matter.......

However, if we're going for popular fanon Patryck...i guess he'd try to keep this Ball of Chaos as far as he possibly can

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Nebb what's pats favest thing in the whole wide world like favest things he'd just rant about forever and ever like his FAVEST MOST FAVOURITE thing ever and like what does he know and like what sparked his interest in his FAVEST thing ever <3

It was pretty obvious wasn't it

Special interest since when he was a kid, he also probably had relatives who are and were pilots, despite his parents not being those at all. He has always dreamed to fly a plane even before the army, but was never really allowed to even start a piloting career or go to a training school. But special interests are stronger than anything

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How did Pat originally got into the army? Same goes for the rest of the army men (you were probably asked this before maybe but I can't figure out lol-)

I probably have talked about this before in a post (that's just an indication that i SHOULD make a masterpost or whatever), but Patryck joined the army....out of "nihilistic" boredom. For a lack of a better term lol. He was pretty much like .."idk what to do with my life anymore, I dropped out of college and i can barely pay the rent. let's see what the army offers for me lol" almost as a joke. and then he was faced with the horrors

tord and yanov both joined because of their brother (you know, red leader in my hcs is Tord's brother just in case), and wanted to stay close to him (Yanov wanted to protect them both, Tord is just excited at the idea of being vigilantes for some reasons).

Paul and Yuu also kinda joined on their own, for Paul it was just one of his 80 jobs and Yuu, to me, seems like the guy who joined to prove that he can survive in the army. And then he was also faced with the horrors

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Patyrck WOULD cry over accidentally stepping on an ant or something be real

YOU'RE RIGHT. he'd cry over a fly he accidentally killed. He didn't mean to. He was just moving his hand :[

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Lol why do I feel pat would be the type to pour a monster energy drink into coffee for the ultimate energy drink.

Because that's. Exactly something he'd do

He zoomed around his bedroom that day, woke up confused and with 12 charges of public disturbance, property damage and home invasion