#ew headcanon

[mxttellion]

🏳️‍🌈 for any character you want (this is for the ask game)

killing two birds with one stone or whatever they say and I'm answering both of these with a doodle lmao

sexuality and disability headcanon for the only two fuckers in my head right now

here you go lol also more ramblings down below because I did say I wanted to yap

- Paul is unlabeled to me, he never bothered to find a label that fits his sexuality. Considering he never had a lot of relationships he never bothered to do a bit of introspection in that regard.

Patryck is a whole different beast- he's SOOO closeted. "wish I was straight" type of deal. "I wish I could kiss guys but I'm not gay" type. He's a mess. Considering he was also more "active" compared to Paul before the army, it would mean he had the time to experiment. But he never did. He had thoughts about guys but always assumed it was more of a "gender envy" or whatever thing rather than genuine attraction

- I did talk about Paul's eye once- but never too much in depth, neither did i for Patryck's chronic pains now that I think about it. Like I previously said in a past post, Paul got his eye scarred during the asdfland incident. He consequently lost sight of said eye, considering it was heavily damaged. Not enough to remove it completely, as it is still there, however it is paralyzed and can't move it. He can still close his eyelid though. I imagine he had to wear an eye patch for the first few months maybe- and then decided to just. Uncover it

Patryck has always had chronic pains since he was little- in fact that was part of the reason he was so sheltered and . Generally just bad at any sort of physical activity (not that it mattered anyway, he Does prioritize more intellectual hobbies / interests than anything physical). I'm gonna be real with you chat this is HEAVY self projection HOWEVER I think most of his pain is located on joints and muscles, which means he has to. Stop and take a break from heavy physical activity every now and then. How is he in the army, again......

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

enough weeb tord

it's time for brony tord

[tacosdefresa]

MAH TORD DES YAAHAHH

Also this

Another giftedness symbol i made lolz

TORD IS GIFTED AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

[selineram3421]

Headcanon Alastor and Reader:

As Siblings

Alastor: *tall*

Reader: *smaller than him* (could be an inch or more idk)

Alastor: *stares down at them* Little shit.

Reader: *glares up at him* Big shit.

~Seline, the person.

[ryemackerel]

whenever i listen to music i always have the tendency to imagine characters playing their respective instruments in songs. this song in particular, no fun by vacations, made me imagine their playing styles UGHHGHHH anyways

i remember coming across an old picture of actual matt (i think it was him anyway) playing guitar and i felt inclined to headcanon character matt can also play guitar :3 i can see him rocking out an electric guitar alongside tom and his bass.

i love to think when they were teens, matt and tom knew each other for AGES and became friends over their love of playing guitar and bass. they tried to make a band, but they really didn’t make it big, and instead just made music in matt’s old home’s basement. edd eventually tagged along since he knew how to sing, and tord knew drums, but they never became an actual band LMAOAO.

nowadays, matt and tom love rocking shit out as a hobby. edd still loves to sing, tord doesn’t play drums much anymore. edd sometimes annoys the other two to play guitar and bass to be his background instrumentals while he sings.

also this piece was my excuse to give matt the love he deserves and make him cooler . i love him

[stinkypeanutbutter]

He eepy . .

But seriously , he’s a heavy napper

someone help her

pls

[iloveevilwomen]

my fave girlfails <3

[fheythfully]

12.12.23 she who broke the world

[adxrnunofficial]

Any favorite headcannons?

Here is the full page :3

[mxttellion]

Speaking of DND, who would be the DM?

This is an old ask but . Probably Yanov. No one else wants to do it AND Tord isn't allowed to be one either

[tangyangie]

karma general dating headcanons!

— first of all.. he definitely teases you. way more than anyone else. like, if him teasing the class was a 10 on the scale, you'd be a 26.

— he likes to poke you. there's no specific reason, you're just so.. pokeable. he likes to see your skin smush beneath his finger as you face slowly gets more annoyed. he will stop eventually, if you ask him to.

— he likes to buy you things. he will get you gifts that you've only mentioned once before, as a general thought. it's honestly baffling how closely he listens to what you say.

— he learns as much as possible about your tastes. you like a certain music artist? he's memorized the discography in one day. if he sees you browsing a site on how to make a certain dish? he learns how to cook it on the way to the grocery store to get the ingredients.

— he gives you massages. he notices how tense you may get, and wants to relieve this pressure. but, if you make any noise at all, he'll tease the shit out of you. be prepared.

— he does your schoolwork for you. if you forgot to do an assignment right before class, he'll write down the answers as fast as he possibly can. although korosensei probably wouldn't get too angry, you'd rather not deal with the speech.

— he loves to kiss you. a lot. he will completely engulf your face with his lips, all leading up to a final kiss on the lips and a tap on your nose. he constantly amuses you with this predictable pattern. -- one time, you decided to dodge the final kiss, and he acted so offended. he got back at you, though. you didn't escape him that time.

— he's a very light sleeper. if you move at all, he's waking up. just getting up to get a glass of water will make him jerk awake like the earth is destroying itself underneath his feet. you apologize every time, but no amount of sleeping aids helps.

— he initiates a lot of pillow fights. you say something with a little too much of a teasing smile, and he'll get you back by smothering you with a fluffy pillow. you laugh from underneath, but he'll only grab more to destroy you (with love) until you surrender.

— he makes fun of the characters in movies. you watch a horror movie, and he'll be yelling at the screen for the character not to go back to the door, how stupid they're being, and how he'd totally be able to survive whatever the phenomenon is.

— he's the least clumsy person you'll ever meet. he could probably carry ten gallons of water in paint buckets all stacked over each other on his head for 3 miles, and there would be absolutely no drop spilled.

— he likes to take you on fun dates. you'll both find an old park with a tire swing, and you'll hang out there every day eating oranges while hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

— he's a drama queen. he'll fall backwards theatrically with the back of his hand on his forehead and gracefully land on the grass. all of this because you refused to skip class with him.

— he's extremely protective. i don't think i need to mention this, but if he hears that anyone even laid a finger on you, he'll go pay them a friendly visit. they won't be coming to school for at least a week.

— he steals blankets. although it's mostly when he sleeps, he does it when he's awake, too. you're freezing your ass off? not his problem. (part of him wants you to cuddle up to him and beg him to wrap his arm around you.)

notes: this was so much fun to make!! i need to make more headcanons of random people who i'm thinking of atm..

[funkymicrowave]

If you have any, what are your headcanons for Paul and Patryck?

I do actually, just haven't got the chance to do anything with them yet.

Part of the reason they don't spend much time with Tord is bc he runs the army, on the ground, and they're in the Air Force.

Pat tends to fix Pauls messes, so it feels more like a burden to his work (since he's in a much higher position) so that's why I don't see them as a couple, still don't know what to do with their relationship tho, I'm open to any suggestion 👽

[pftones3482]

Listen, I hear y'all and your Touch Averse Autistic Donnie headcanons. But may I take a moment to present you with the option of: Physical Comfort Autistic Donnie, who is very comfortable touching his family and friends and with them touching him? And who uses physical touch as a way to show love without words?

Bc once you start looking for it, he is CONSTANTLY in physical contact with someone, and it's almost always in an affectionate way

[seasicksilver]

good old times

[ryemackerel]

sillay headcanon designs of all of the eddsworld goofs !! took some liberties to give them some more flair in their designs and make them slightly different from the canon designs. redraw of some old art that i made on january 2022 HELPEDJ displayed below

i had so much fun giving them their own personality in these outfits UGAHAGAH im so happy with how they turned out <333 hope you enjoy giys

(OLD ART FROM JANUARY 2022 HELP ME)

[httpshujii]

Rockstar bf!Shuji who sits you down on his lap to teach you a few chords.

Rockstar bf!Shuji who sings you stupid and cheesy lyrics that he made up on the spot.

Rockstar bf!Shuji who blows you a kiss after every song he performs, whether you're backstage or in the crowd.

Rockstar bf!Shuji who finds a way to talk about you to his audience every chance he gets because you're literally his muse and the reason he writes songs to begin with.

Rockstar bf!Shuji who lets you color in his tattoos when you're bored, always carrying a few markers in his guitar case when he's on the road so you can be entertained.

Rockstar bf!Shuji that loves when you post him on social media and show him off.

Rockstar bf!Shuji that has so many playlists for you with so many songs including his own (obv).

Rockstar bf!Shuji that sleeps on you whenever he's gonna perform. So an hour before he'd be sleeping on you, claiming it's his pre-show zen time.

Rockstar bf!Shuji who has your name engraved on his guitar case and a custom sticker of your name and your lipstick stain stuck on his guitar.

Rockstar bf!Shuji who absolutely loves you and will forever write and sing songs about you because he's so obsessed with you.

@white-poppie