Cellbit: ...Richas...I didn't want to be that guy but your brother is so much cooler than you at this moment- He's riding off on a skateboard with flaming wheels, we have to do something about this problem.
(Pepito does a kick flip off of Richarlyson's sign and over Cellbit's head)
Cellbit: It’s over. I don’t have anyone else left. I don’t have my son, I don’t have my husband, I don’t have my sister, I have nothing.
Cellbit: They’re all dead or missing. Now, I only have anger. I only have vengeance. If before I was already bloodthirsty…It’s best if they prepare themselves now.
Cellbit: The only thing that can awaken any feeling in me now is death and blood.
Cellbit: …It’s done. Its done. It’s over. They’re going to understand the real fucking purgatory.
The story about the man with a bigger ass than Roier
(Translation under cut)
Quackity: First of all we need to make something very clear; Roier no longer has the biggest ass in Mexico. Someone took the title from this guy
Roier: Okay, let's tell it- Well do we say where we were or no? I think yes, right?
Quackity: Uh- yes. Yeahyeahyeah
Roier: Okay, guys, do you all remember the ESLAND* hotel? We went to this same hotel but to eat, and as we were leaving there was this man with a massive ass- enormous-
Cellbit, laughing: We were like- chatting- and out of nowhere this guy with an enormous ass just appears, all caked up- (laughing too hard to speak)
Roier: But- but I mean, this bastard was stopped like this, look look look! (Roier demonstrates) He was turned around like this, and then he looked over like this-
Quackity: I'm g- look, I'm going to tell you exactly in the way that it happened, look look look-
(video cuts)
Quackity: We were leaving- we drank last night so my voice is a little fucked- We were leaving to go drink, and suddenly while leaving- it was like one in the morning, right? One thirty in the morning, in the same hotel we went to for ESLAND*- and this guy passed by- but he was like- he was a guy and I swear to you he was passing by like this- (demonstrates) Some of the- The biggest ass cheeks I have ever seen in my life! In my life!
Roier: But- but in truth- people, compared to me I hadn't ever met someone with such a big ass- it was like two enormous bowling balls like this (makes tongue clicking noises)
Cellbit: Perfectly aligned, like- spherical
Roier: Yes, perfect- I mean, his pants were glowing- his pants were glowing, man!
Cellbit: Yes- I was crying like how much (makes distressed noises) -the biggest ass!
Roier, in a half-crying voice: The pants- I'm tired, boss-
Quackity: It's was so symmetrical, dude- It was an incomparable symmetry, man.
Cellbit: It was a perfect symmetry- and he looked behind himself like (demonstrates) "Hello- Hello where are you going to?"
Quackity: Nonono I- when I saw this it messed me up and I said- and I said to Cellbit- I said to him-
(Cellbit starts laughing)
Quackity: I was concerned! I was concerned! Guys, imagine me, my fucking worried face- and I was actually very concerned and I said "Cellbit." And he went "What? What happened?" "I found Roier's competitor."
(Cellbit and Roier giggle)
Quackity: And Cellbit fucking turned around and went "NO WAY." It was like- I compared it to the sun. The sun is always there, and you can't ignore it!
Roier: You can't!
Quackity: Because it's so fucking bright! That was how this guy's ass was! In truth it was a beautifully symmetrical sight. And it's actually very sad because [Roier] is no longer number one. Now he's number-
Roier: Now I'm number two-
Quackity: You're number three because his two count for lighting up this part of the world, man! You're number- (laughs too hard to speak)
*Thank you to @cokemcyt in the tags for explaining this: #for anyone who doesnt know the ESLAND awards are awards for spanish speaking content creators and one time they took place in mx city!
Roier: “Let’s care for our planet” Like Cellbit because he doesn’t shower in order to care for the planet!
*Roier and Cellbit laugh*
Roier: People, people, listen, today me and Cellbit were talking and I said to him “take a bath, you smell like ass” and he told me “I took a bath on Saturday!”
*Cellbit cackles*
Roier, giggling: -And I started to laugh and he said to me “It’s in order to care for our planet!”
*Cellbit dying of laughter*
Roier: *laughing* The filthy son of a bitch!
Cellbit: We have to conserve water, dumbass! Worry about the environment!
Roier: *laughing* Oh shit
Cellbit: Foolish, how mu- how many times do you [bathe] a week?
Foolish: Umm… probably… at least, like-
Cellbit: Once? Once, right? Every Saturday.
*Roier starts dying*
Foolish: Wait- once a week!? What!?
Cellbit: Yes, of course! Man, we’re gonna save the world, man! Don’t you think about the- the- you know-
Foolish: What!? There’s no way you’re showeri- that you bathe once a week???
Cellbit: Yeah! Every Saturday! What? Of course! Everyone should do this- *laughs*