#oc: Padneema

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Incorrect Quotes Generator: SWTOR edition

tagged by @a-muirehen ; tagging @vexa-legacy , @swtorpadawan, @rinskiroo, @grandninjamasterren, @storyknitter @queen-scribbles, @shabre-legacy AND anyone else who wants to join in on the chaos. 

On top of my own toons, I threw in Theron and Lana for giggles.

...strangely, this game loves Gronn and Fria and is really good at describing them.

Group Efforts

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Theron: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Eva: Marry me.

This one is canon, actually. xD

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Lana: Gronn is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

...also canon.

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Norwan: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Lana: Theft. Padneema: Disturbing the peace. Fria: Aggravated assault. Gronn: Arson. Theron: All of the above. In that order, probably.

~~ Fria: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Padneema: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Padneema: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Lana: Christmas lights? Fria: Check. Eva: Thermos of hot cocoa? Fria: Check. Theron: Santa suits? Fria: Check. Gronn: Shovel? Fria: Check. Padneema: Alibi and bail money? Fria: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Fria, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! Theron, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Padneema: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Theron’*

Eva: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Individual Hilarity

Gronn:  I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul

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Theron: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Lana:

You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Padneema: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Fria: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Fria: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate

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Eva: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down

Eva: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

 (I might have to use this one)

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Favorite Sweets/Treats

Tagged by @starknstarwars​ -- thank you!!

Tagging @vexa-legacy​, @shabre-legacy​, @walk-ng-d-saster​, @starlightcleric​

So, what do my OCs eat as treats?

Eva Corolastor (smuggler) - Eva’s favorite treat is a Naboo rolling hill.  It is a crisp meringue stuffed with seasonal fruit and covered in a “weird green sauce.”  No idea what it is, but the green stuff is awesome.  Corso always got some for her whenever he noticed they were close to running out.  It’s the first thing she’s able to stomach entirely after carbonite, much to Theron’s relief. (Naboo rolling hills are my own invention; I guess they’re a relative of pavlova)

Gronn (bounty hunter) -  Gronn is a simple man who will eat anything placed in front of him.  He wasn’t born to Mandalore or in the community, so he eats in private (no zealot like a convert). 

Fria Whitcord (consular)-  Fria loves a good baklava.  Thin crispy layers of pastry, stuffed with nuts and cinnamon, covered in Tythonese honey.  Bonus points if the honey is infused with rosewater.  Guh....

Padneema (trooper)  -- Padneema loves horehound candy.  The variety she likes is coated in a crumbly cookie-like bar, almost like brown sugar.  The candy itself is a hard candy, meant to be sucked on and held in the mouth while doing work.  It’s a weird mix of licorice and bitter mint.  Padneema’s favorite brand infuses some vanilla into it to soften the bitterness. 

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SWTOR Characters Meme

Tagged by @swtorpadawan​, tagging:  @walk-ng-d-saster​, @shanfamilydrama​  @mimabeann​ @reliciron​ @starknstarwars​ @kyber-heart​  @starlightjedi​ @thebreadtree​ @lyrishadow​​ @blueburds-but-swtor​​

No pressure to do this!  If you choose to, try to pick 10 folks.

Do you have more Imperial or Republic characters?

I play more Pubs than Imps, since I’m not into the Sith culture/hierarchy.  I also play more non-Force Users than I do Force Users.

My toons:

-- 3 smugs:  Dyo (LS5), Not!Eva (DS2ish and is a little kill happy), and Eva canon version (eventually DS 2 who goes LS mostly to piss off Valkorion) who already has 7 clothing slots at level 10 because I discovered Collections late

-- 1 BH: Gronn, pictured above as I imagine him on Rishi -- that’s a crafted Armormech set

-- 1 Trooper: Padneema

-- 1 Sith Inq: Illya -- I’m finally taking @shabre-legacy​​ ‘s advice from last year! (you can consider this an unofficial tag :D)

...Pirate cannibals...ugh.

Which class do you play as the most?

Smug Life, baby.  I’m not a huge Jedi/Sith fan -- never have been.  I like the underworld and the civilian world of Star Wars.  Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Lando Calrissian were the characters I liked in the original trilogy from being a kid; the princess and the Jedi didn’t do it for me. 

As I’ve said elsewhere, the best thing about the smuggler is that you can choose to play it as Wile E Coyote and fail upward.  Or you can be Don  Corleone and be something ferocious.  Or you could be some experiment in interplanetary sexuality. 

Which race to you play as the most?

Human, but not by a large margin. 

Dyo - Cathar

Eva and Not!Eva and Gronn -- human

Padneema -- Torguta

Illya -- Sith

How many have completed KotFE/KotET?

Just Dyo and Not!Eva right now.  This is partially because I’m going with the suggestion that the other 7 heroes are dead by this point.  That said, I do plan on running Gronn through to the point of encountering his companions because they know Eva, and they would react to her as if they knew her. 

How many have completed up to Secrets of the Enclave?

Only Dyo so far.  I’ll run Not!Eva soon, and eventually I’ll run Eva who is the canon version for my fic.  Dyo is a clown, so the above shot is how she dressed to get rid of the ‘space pirates’ again.

Who stayed loyal to their class romance? Who didn't?

I don’t like the start point of the Corso romance, so all three smugs sent him to bed alone after they caught him drinking.  Padneema is with Aric, though I might consider a fling with Lana later.  Gronn was loyal to Mako until she posted their marriage publicly.... mostly because they aren’t married.  So that gave him pause.  He has flirted with Lana through Rishi, though the "throw Theron to the Revanites” thing is going to put a damper on his affection for her.  I’m planning to romance Andronikos with Illya. 

Be nice...

Who started a romance with Lana, Theron, or Koth?

lol.  All of the smugs ended up with Theron.  Gronn and Padneema may or may not do something with Lana -- haven’t decided.  I personally ship Koth with Lana in my headcanon, so I have trouble thinking up a romance for either of them. 

Who is your oldest (having played the longest)?

Dyo was the smug I started back in... 2017? And then I didn’t play until Christmas 2019 and totally forgot who that bitch in my engine room was (sorry, Risha).

Who is your newest?

Illya.  So far, she’s playing like I would imagine a young Lana would -- very much in favor of outfoxing rather than frying everyone with Force Lightning (though that can be a valid option too).