#oc: ruby carlton

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Pink Sheets And Promises — Lisa Vanderpump x OC

Summary: Ruby thought she’d finally moved on, even diving into a new relationship. But Lisa doesn’t like seeing Ruby with someone else, and jealousy stirs something within her. So Lisa hatches a plan to pull Ruby back into her orbit, by offering her everything she’s ever wanted.

Word Count: 2,684

Warnings: Smut, a little light manipulation (it is LVP after all), and a bit angsty in parts

A/N: I was inspired to write this based on a Lisa Vanderpump edit to this song, and I realized just how perfect a fit it is for her, so yeah, this happened.

Ruby Carlton was glowing, and Lisa Vanderpump hated it.

She watched from across the restaurant as Ruby leaned in close to her new girlfriend—what was her name again? Dana? Deena? It didn’t matter. Lisa didn’t care enough to learn it. What mattered was the way Ruby laughed, her head tilting back like Lisa had never seen before, like this woman could suddenly breathe new life into her.

Lisa sipped her wine, swirling the glass in her hand and pretending not to notice the flutter of jealousy rising in her chest. She’d always prided herself on being unflappable, but the sight of Ruby’s hand resting on that woman’s thigh made her fingers clench around the stem of her glass.

She missed Ruby. Not that she’d ever admit such a thing out loud. It was ridiculous, really, how quickly she’d grown accustomed to having Ruby orbiting her. Ruby always managed to make herself useful, fetching cocktails, laughing at her jokes, defending her when the claws came out. But then, seemingly overnight, Ruby had started pulling away.

The texts stopped coming in the middle of the night. The quick drop ins at SUR to “check in” turned into rare sightings. And now? Now Ruby was flaunting this new romance like Lisa hadn’t been the one she used to trail after like a lovesick puppy.

Lisa couldn’t let it stand. She waited until Ruby stepped away from her date to head to the bar. Lisa intercepted her before she could even place her order.

"Ruby," she said, flashing the smile that always got her what she wanted. "You live in my house and yet I feel like I hardly see you anymore."

Ruby blinked, startled but not entirely surprised. Lisa had that effect on people. "Lisa," Ruby said cautiously. Her guard was up. Good. It made the game more fun. "What are you doing here?"

Lisa tilted her head, letting her hair fall just enough to frame her face. "I own this place, darling. Remember?"

Ruby laughed nervously. "Right. Of course." That had been the risk she took bringing Delia here, but she’d been so excited to come here that Ruby hadn’t been able to come up with a plausible excuse to avoid it. Now she realizes she should have thought harder.

"So, tell me," Lisa leaned in closer, enough for Ruby to catch her perfume. "Who’s the poor girl you’re trying to make me jealous with?"

Ruby stiffened. "What?"

"Oh, come on. Don’t play coy." Lisa traced the rim of her glass with her finger. "You can’t possibly think I haven’t noticed the little show you’ve been putting on."

"It’s not a show," Ruby said firmly, though the flicker of doubt in her eyes betrayed her.

"Isn’t it?" Lisa leaned in, her voice dropping so Ruby would have to get closer. "You don’t really think she’s enough for you, do you?"

Ruby swallowed hard, casting a glance over her shoulder to where Delia sat waiting. "She makes me happy," she finally said, deliberately not meeting Lisa's eyes.

"And I didn’t?" Ruby's eyes snapped immediately back to Lisa on that one. That playful little look in her eyes was the one Ruby had fallen for the moment she’d seen it, and though Lisa did nothing but toy with her, the way she was looking at her now told Ruby all she needed to know. She wasn’t over her. She’d never be over her.

It was the simple hesitation that gave away the crack in Ruby’s armor. Lisa pressed on before she could recover. Brushing a hand down Ruby’s arm, slow and deliberate, she kept her locked in her gaze. Ruby shivered under her touch.

"This isn’t fair," Ruby said, her voice breaking.

Ruby shrugged her off and stepped back like she was trying to gather her thoughts, but Lisa knew all she’d have to do is offer the one thing Ruby wanted most and she’d do whatever she asked.

"Break up with her," Lisa instructed, not wanting to give more than was necessary to bring Ruby back to her.

Ruby’s lips parted, but no sound came out. Lisa had to credit her for lasting this long. She didn’t think Ruby had it in her. Looks like there was only one option left.

Lisa leaned in just a fraction closer, her voice hardly more than whisper. "I'll give you what you’ve been waiting for, Ruby. Everything you’ve ever wanted from me." Her lips curved into a slow, deliberate smile. "You just have to decide. Her? Or me?"

Ruby took one final, regretful look at Delia. "You," she breathed to Lisa, fully aware that she was throwing away something that could have been so good for her for one single night.

"I’m sorry, I didn’t quite hear that." In fact, she had, but she wanted to savor her win.

"I want you. I’ve always wanted you!" She knew Ruby was bound to snap if she pushed too hard, and now half of SUR had turned to look their way, Delia included.

Lisa had dangled herself like a prize she could never quite reach. Until now. And Ruby wasn’t going to let this opportunity go, no matter what bridges she had to burn to get there. Delia didn’t deserve what she was doing to her, but she could feel guilty about that later.

Not wanting to let the moment pass her by, Lisa took Ruby by the waist, pulled her in and made a show of whispering in her ear, all under the watchful eye of that so called girlfriend. "What are you waiting for? Take me home."

The way Ruby sprung into action, that pointless girl all but forgotten, gave Lisa the most triumphant sort of glee. She didn’t even mind that Ruby was dragging her out of her own restaurant and probably scuffing the soles of her shoes as she did so. She’d won.

The car Lisa had taken to get here was already waiting outside the door and Ruby hastily pulled the door open and followed Lisa inside, far too eager for her own good. She realized she was going to have to calm down. She heard her heart thumping in her ears as she closed the door and looked at Lisa.

"What’s changed," Ruby finally asked.

Lisa leaned in until their lips were almost touching. “I realized I don’t like sharing,” she said, her breath warm against Ruby’s lips. “And I don’t intend to anymore.”

Lisa kept her waiting until they’d arrived back at Villa Rosa. The anticipation was killing her, but she knew it’d all be worth it. Once inside, Ruby wanted to take her right there at the front door, but Lisa was already two steps ahead of her and after discarding her shoes, was running up the stairs, successfully tempting Ruby to chase her. And she wasted no time in doing so.

Once they’d made it to Lisa's bedroom, Ruby pounced, trapping Lisa up against the wall and kissing her as Lisa smiled against her lips. She’d finally gotten Ruby right back where she wanted her. She’d always known Ruby wanted her, but now she was experiencing firsthand just how much.

It felt like Ruby was all over her all at once. She was kissing her neck while her hands were reaching around and unzipping her dress and suddenly Lisa understood that this was all very real. There would be no toying with her this time, no keeping her at arm's length.

She could say no, say that she changed her mind, and Ruby would stop. She knew she would, but was she really that cruel? If she said no now, Ruby would be packed and gone by morning, doubtfully ever speaking to her again. And it’s not as if she wanted Ruby to stop, not really, but after having strung her along for such a length of time, it felt like it was all happening too fast.

"Ruby," Lisa broached tentatively.

Ruby backed away like she’d been burned, despite Lisa's gentle tone. She’d gone too far, too fast and now it was all over. That’s what Lisa was about to tell her, she was certain of it. She’d gotten greedy, and she’d fallen right back into the trap of Lisa Vanderpump's fickle affection.

The desperate, scared look in Ruby's eyes softened whatever resolve Lisa had. She had to choose her next words carefully. "Slow down. I'm not about to disappear."

Ruby's cheeks flushed with embarrassment and yet a look of relief crossed her panicked face. It wasn’t a no, wasn’t an end like she’d feared.

In her hesitation as to what Lisa expected of her next, Lisa took the lead. She let her dress drop off to the floor. Making her way to the bed, all Ruby could do was stare at the sheer, lace lingerie set —in hot pink, no less— that Lisa must have picked out with the specific intent of the two of them ending up here tonight.

The skintight cocktail dress that she still wore from her date was starting to feel confining, so as Lisa stood at the edge of the bed and beckoned her over, she freed herself from the clingy fabric, leaving it behind as she went over to her. This time, she started slowly. A hand on the side of her neck, and a kiss, slow, steady, searching. This felt better. It felt right.

After a while, Ruby let her hands roam over Lisa's body, lightly at first, then with more purpose. She wanted her, needed her, and it was becoming more difficult to stay patient.

"Take them off," Lisa finally granted. "I know you want to."

Ruby began by unhooking the bra, pausing to let Lisa slide the straps off her arms and cast it aside, then Ruby sank to her knees and hooked her fingers into the waistband of Lisa's underwear and pulled them off. She didn’t bother doing the same for herself. She was comfortable enough as she was, and her fantasy wasn’t about getting herself off, it was about seeing Lisa, tasting her, touching her until she cried out in pleasure from beneath her.

"You smell so sweet," Ruby marveled, looking up at her.

"I am sweet," Lisa teased.

Ruby licked her lips, drinking in the sight of her like this before replying. "Really? Let me taste."

As Lisa laid back on the bed, Ruby's hands traveled up her legs, eventually coming to rest on her hips. As she pulled herself up from her position, she decided to once again start from the top and work her way back down now that Lisa was fully bared to her.

Ruby took her time, exploring every inch of Lisa's skin, making her way down to her chest and taking a moment to appreciate the way Lisa's heart was racing. She let out a soft moan, unable to resist the feeling of knowing that it was her making Lisa this way.

Her kisses dropped lower and lower, until she was finally back between Lisa's legs. This was her moment of truth, her chance to please Lisa like she’d always wanted to.

"Oh." The quiet utterance escaped Lisa's lips with a note of surprise, and was quickly followed by a breathy moan before Lisa reached a hand up to her mouth to stifle herself. Seeing this, Ruby paused, backing off just enough to reach up and gently take hold of Lisa's wrist, bringing her hand away from her mouth.

"I want to hear you," Ruby softly encouraged. For a moment Lisa was at a loss. She hadn’t expected this. Any of this. "Is that okay? Can I…"

Lisa gave a tentative nod of permission. She felt sort of ridiculous looking down her own body at Ruby still hovering between her legs, but then Lisa let her head fall back against the pillow and Ruby's tongue was on her again.

A gasp, a hum, a sigh. Ruby was taking in all of it. She never thought she’d have this. Lisa Vanderpump was hers, at least for this one night and she wanted to commit every sound, every sensation to her memory in case it never happened again.

After a while, Lisa's hands gripped at the light pink sheets as she balled them into her fists, desperate to grab onto something as the pleasure mounted within her.

Ruby slowed down, drawing out Lisa's pleasure for as long as possible, teasing her like Lisa had always done to her.

"I’m going to…kill you if you don’t— ah…finish s-soon." It was the first time she’d heard anything less than eloquent come from Lisa's mouth, and she had to say it boosted her ego a bit to know that she was able to get her aroused enough to the point of affecting her speech. She had been determined to make this the most unforgettable night of Lisa's life, and she may just be succeeding at that.

She finally quickened her pace again, and brought Lisa right back to the edge, sending her over it as Lisa's breaths came in panting gasps and the noises that came out of her fell somewhere between a whine and a moan. It was music to Ruby's ears.

As Lisa settled, Ruby licked the taste of her off her lips. Though she may have been teasing, she hadn’t been wrong. She did taste sweet. Only, now that Lisa's promise to her was fulfilled, she didn’t know where they went from here. She may cut her off, withdraw and string her along like she used to, or she may wake up in the morning and let her do this all over again. Either way, Ruby would be there. After all, it had been everything she imagined and more.

"You're so good to me, darling," Lisa had praised with a gentle caress of Ruby's cheek. And that, for now at least, had been the final word on the matter. She didn’t tell her to go, but didn’t offer anything else either. So, content enough with things as they were, Ruby allowed herself to gaze at Lisa as she collected some of the bedsheets and pulled them on top of herself before drifting off to sleep. She longed to reach out and touch her, slink a hand around her waist, trace patterns on her back or move aside her hair and gently kiss her neck, but she didn’t do any of it. Instead, she just looked, occasionally finding herself drifting in and out of sleep herself.

When morning came, Ruby was still tangled up in Lisa’s sheets, staring at the ceiling while Lisa slept soundly beside her. But when Lisa stirred and turned over, almost as if reaching for her, Ruby gave in to her own desires and pulled her close with a sleepy smile.

"I can hear you thinking," Lisa murmured, opening one eye to look at her.

Ruby shook her head as if it was nothing. She didn’t want to ruin this moment.

"Tell me," Lisa insisted, now looking more awake.

"Is this— was last night, um, it?"

"You want back between my legs already?"

Ruby was dying to say yes, just to see if it would wipe that wonderfully devilish little smirk off her face, but she wasn’t really in the headspace to humor her on this one. "Lisa, please. Be serious."

"I don’t know," she admitted after a moment. "I didn’t even think it would get as far as it did, if I’m honest. I was bored with nobody to play with. You were spending all your time elsewhere, with that stupid girl and—"

"Lisa," Ruby interrupted. She hadn’t exactly answered her question, after all.

Lisa sighed. "I’m not saying yes, but I’m not saying no. You are quite remarkable in that regard, but can’t we just take it a day at a time?"

Ruby flushed at the compliment and then made the mistake of looking into those pretty, pleading eyes of hers. Of course she’d agree to whatever she wanted. It was hope, however fleeting, of something more and that was really the only reason Ruby ever needed to stay.

Forever Tag: @baubeautyandthegeek, @kmc1989, @curious-kittens-ocs, @fanficanatic-tw, @gcthvile, @immyowndefender

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🦁 for Sam?

YAS MORE ASKS FOR MY FAVE CAMERA MAN THANK YOU ANNA! Tagging @dancingsunflowers-ocs, @rose-of-oz, @ginevrastilinski-ocs, @thetenthdoctorscompanion, @nikosasaki, @gabbysdawsons, & @aliverse

Their favorite gemstone: Ruby (of course Sam's going to go with his birthstone, it would be blasphemous if he didn't)

Their most heroic moment: After the Bright performance and Julie gets accosted by Carrie, Sam immediately stands up for her and showers her with compliments about her singing, the holograms, and basically everything else (like Freddie and the girls, he believes Carrie needs to be taken down a peg or two and can't stand her being a bully to Julie)

A superstition they believe in (if they do believe in them): Sam doesn't necessarily believe in this superstition, but he's respectful towards a belief in Native American traditions that taking a photograph can "steal" a person's soul or essence, with some people even believing it gets trapped within the photograph

Their favorite 2000s song: Big Yellow Taxi by Counting Crows and Vanessa Carlton

Their first pet: Sam has a golden retriever that he got for his birthday in middle school that he named Captain (Cap for short) after one of his favorite superheroes, Captain America

Their favorite video game: Pokémon Snap

Their lowest moment: When his parents told him and his little brother that they were getting a divorce, Sam fell into a moment of self blame thinking that it was somehow his fault and that he could've been a better son (but his parents were quick to snap him out of that and drill into him that it wasn't his fault in any way whatsoever)

Their crime against humanity (whether that's an actual crime or something cringeworthy/embarrassing they've done): Sam is ashamed to say that he might have a... Freddie folder filled with photos that he took of Freddie without him noticing (he feels like such a stalker, but Freddie, in his opinion, is so photogenic that he can't help it and he does show him the folder when they start dating. Freddie, while getting that it is a bit creepy and reems him for it, also is a bit flattered that Sam thinks so highly of him)

Their middle name: Phillip (his maternal grandfather's name)

If they have sloppy or neat handwriting: Sloppy, but still legible

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Oh! Something else I don't know if you've said, so sorry if you have, but what sort of cast do you have for Bluesparks? Is it just OCs, just pre-existing characters but reimagined, or a mix of both? Because any of the above would be interesting

It's almost all pre-established! There are a couple of originals sprinkled in to fill niches I couldn't do with the already-canon characters (especially the humans); can you spot them?

Initial Autobots

The Top Brass:

Optimus Prime/Orion Pax

Elita One/Aerial

Ultra Magnus

Medical Team:

Ratchet

Pharma

Perceptor

Ambulon

HQ Team:

Chromedome

Rewind

Eject

Swerve

Pipes

Frontliners:

Sideswipe

Sunstreaker

Firestar

Arcee

Wreckers:

Bulkhead

Wheeljack

Ironhide

Seaspray

Nautica

Spy Team:

Prowl

Blaster

Mirage

Blurr

Hound

The Bluesparks:

Jazz

Goldbug/Bumblebee

Moonracer

Tracks

First Aid

Cosmos

Initial Decepticons

The Top Brass:

Megatron

Starscream

Thundercracker

Skywarp

Soundwave

Medic Team:

Knockout

Breakdown

Hook (Also on Team Devastator)

Nickel

Team Devastator:

Scrapper

Bonecrusher

Scavenger

Mixmaster

Long Haul

Hook (Also on the Medic Team)

Flight Patrol:

Slipstream

Nacelle

Steelwing

Skyquake

Dreadwing

Deadlock

Triple Changers:

Astrotrain

Blitzwing

Octane (Also on the HQ Team)

Insecticons:

Airachnid

Shrapnel

Hardshell

Kickback

HQ Team:

Nightbird

Frenzy (Also on Team Soundwave)

Swindle

Wildrider

Octane (Also with the Triple Changers)

Team Soundwave:

Rumble

Frenzy (also on the HQ team)

Laserbeak

Ravage

Cybertronians for later entry

Skyfire

Misfire

Cloudrunner

Tarantulas

Shockwave

Metroplex

Windblade

Humans

Autobot-Aligned:

Raoul Dupont

Astoria Carlton-Ritz

Leo Price

Mel Price

Decepticon-Aligned:

Jaden Dotson

Summer Barrett

Neutral:

Noelle Marchand

Govt:

Braeden Poole

Ruby Oliver

M.E.C.H:

Dr. Arkeville

Leland Bishop

Robert Jensen

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Preference Request: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills OCs + Kinks, please? Thank you!

Camden Barnes: Camden enjoys erotic wrestling. Sweaty, body to body contact, twisting and turning, fighting to pin Adrienne down, and wanting to end up ecstatic and on top, or almost even more thrilling, when Adrienne gets the upper hand on her. There are connections to the professional sport, of course, which she used to do as a career, but with extensions that make it a sexual act in and of itself.

Janice Bailey: Janice is into light impact play. Camille with a riding crop is the ultimate thing to get her to submit, not that she doesn’t already give in almost solely to Camille's pleasure most times. She also really loves a good show/lap dance from Camille, and Camille is all too happy to flaunt her moves.

Jocelyn Page: Jocelyn doesn’t really have a set kink that she’s really into, but she’s very open to experimentation. She does get a bit hot and bothered over Kyle's flexibility, but she doesn’t really consider that a kink of hers, she just thinks it’s hot.

Joey Maynard: Praise. Joey loves praise. To hear Sutton say "Good girl" or basically anything complimentary in that sexy southern accent of hers makes Joey absolutely melt. She’s also a sucker for hearing how Sutton's voice gets when she makes her beg after a whole bunch of teasing.

Kira Kay: Kira is into CGL play, to a moderate degree. She’s doesn’t truly regress, but she loves to have Kim play a mommy role and it’s even expanded into a bit of a breastfeeding kink as well. It’s a little about comfort, and a little about actual sexual gratification.

Rayna Max: Rayna enjoys a little roleplay and dirty talk and so does Erika. Erika has costumes for it and everything, and is a dirty talk expert. She knows just what to say to Rayna to get her going, and she loves to tease her, building up the anticipation for later.

Ruby Carlton: Chastity Play, where Lisa is in full control of how and when she experiences pleasure, is something Ruby gets very into. And Lisa simply adores teasing, tempting and flustering her to test her limits.

Tiffany Forrester: Tiffany's primary kink is voyeurism. She can get more than enough pleasure just watching Eileen and Rinna together. She finds she doesn’t need to be directly involved —not that she doesn’t enjoy that too— but it’s not a necessity.

Preference requests are open!

Forever Tag: @baubeautyandthegeek, @kmc1989, @curious-kittens-ocs, @fanficanatic-tw, @gcthvile, @kenjioharashotspot, @immyowndefender

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Preference for your Real Housewives of Beverly Hills OCs and what they most love to do with their love interest(s)?

Camden Barnes: Workout. Whether it’s yoga or boxing, or simply just going for a jog/walk, Camden and Adrienne love being active together. And cooling off with a refreshing drink after isn’t bad either.

Janice Bailey: Talk. Janice adores anything and everything that comes out of Camille's mouth. They have this easy rapport that makes just sitting around and talking for hours feel like the most exhilarating experience. Some of the most interesting and stimulating conversations Janice has ever had have come from talking with Camille.

Jocelyn Page: Laugh. Jocelyn loves the sound of Kyle's laugh and it’s even better when she’s the one that made her do it. It can be a witty observation or sneakily tickling her while they’re cuddling on the couch. Jocelyn doesn’t care how it happens, but it always gets her laughing too.

Joey Maynard: Stay In. Joey doesn’t mind going out and being social, especially when she’s got Sutton by her side, but she’d much prefer skipping the public outings and staying home, putting on a show or movie and spending some low energy quality time with Sutton.

Kira Kay: Cuddle. Any moment where Kira can claim Kim as her personal pillow is precious to her. She might not admit that she’s always been a little touch starved, but she is, and Kim is the absolute best cuddler. Kira really can’t get enough.

Rayna Max: Rehearse. A lot of performers think it’s work, and it is, but it’s also so much more. Rayna loves that feeling of getting the choreography just right for the first time, and getting a feel for how it will all come together with their chemistry on stage.

Ruby Carlton: Anything. You name it and if Ruby can do it with Lisa, then she’s on board. Though if pressed to pick a favorite it would be helping Lisa pick out her outfits. She adores her closet and you certainly won’t hear her complain about watching Lisa get changed.

Tiffany Forrester: Shop. Nothing feels better to Tiffany than some retail therapy with Rinna and Eileen. They always have the best time, and find the most beautiful things. Always an added bonus to see her girls try stuff on for her too.

Preference requests are open!

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Ruby Carlton x Lisa Vanderpump Ship Board

Send me 💕 + a ship and I’ll make a moodboard!

Forever Tag: @arrthurpendragon, @baubeautyandthegeek, @atjsgf, @kmc1989, @curious-kittens-ocs, @fanficanatic-tw, @kissykissymouth

Ruby Carlton: @yellowbird-flying

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Introducing: Ruby Carlton

Fandom: The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Face Claim: Hayden Panettiere

Full Name: Ruby Kate Carlton

Age: 24

Myers Briggs Type: ISFP

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Love Interest: Lisa Vanderpump

Occupation: Waitress, Aspiring Fashion Designer

Collections: Drawing Pencils

Style/Clothing: Most days when she’s not out and about, Ruby can be spotted in some sort of brightly colored track suit. She cleans up nice though, and has an eye for what works for her.

Signature Quote: "I know what people think of me, but they’ve got it all wrong."

Plot Summary: After Cedric moves out, Lisa starts feeling like her house is a little empty. Of course there’s Ken and her dogs, but Cedric gave the place a youthful energy, one that Lisa found herself missing, despite them having parted on such bad terms. And it’s not that she was ready to go looking for someone to fill the void that he’d left behind, but when Ruby Carlton applied to work at Villa Blanca it’s like fate had offered her up to Lisa on a silver platter. Though she didn’t want to make another impulsive mistake, it wasn’t long before Lisa welcomed her into her life, both helping her to pursue her dreams as well as meddling in her personal affairs. But Ruby didn’t mind Lisa's intrusions. Lisa could probably do anything to her and she’d take it with a smile.

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The Reluctant Patient — Lisa Vanderpump x OC

Summary: Lisa has overworked herself and is refusing to rest despite being ill, so Ken calls in reinforcements in the form of Ruby.

Word Count: 662

Warnings: None

The ornate chandeliers of Villa Rosa glittered in the morning sun, casting a soft glow over the house, but the tranquility was shattered by the sound of Lisa Vanderpump’s incessant coughing. She had been pushing herself to the brink, juggling her business ventures, philanthropic endeavors, and fully packed social calendar on top of it all. And now it had all come to this. The stress of constantly being busy had taken its toll on her, and it had developed into a cold, one she kept insisting she didn’t have.

After an early morning call from Ken, Ruby arrived at the house around nine, just as Ken was trying to talk Lisa into going back to bed. “Thank goodness you’re here,” Ken said, when Ruby found them both in Lisa's closet. “She’s been refusing to rest.”

"Color me surprised," Ruby quipped, she and Ken sharing a knowing glance Lisa's way, despite the fact that she wasn’t looking. They both knew exactly what Lisa was like. Regardless she gave Ken her most dazzling and reassuring smile.

The two of them ducked out of the closet to speak without Lisa overhearing. “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure she stays put.”

Ken nodded, grateful. “I’ll handle everything on her schedule for today. Just see to it she gets better.”

Ruby made her way back into Lisa’s closet, where she found her shuffling through a row of button down shirts in every shade of pink imaginable. "Ken, which one do you think I should wear. I—" Lisa stopped talking when she turned around to see that Ken had gone and Ruby now stood behind her.

“Ruby, darling, what are you doing here,” Lisa croaked, clearing her throat afterwards.

“Ken called me,�� Ruby replied coolly. “Said you weren’t feeling well and I’m here to make sure you rest.”

Lisa sighed, and the hand going to her head and lingering there for a moment didn’t escape Ruby's notice. “I’m not ill," she insisted. “I have half a dozen things to do today.”

Before she could go on, Ruby piped in with, “Ken’s handling everything today.” Immediately, Lisa was set to argue. “And it will all get done,” Ruby added before she could try and convince her that she could handle everything herself. “Right now, you need to rest.”

Lisa closed her eyes, too exhausted to put up her usual fight. “Alright. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but take me to bed.” Even sick, Lisa knew how to mess with her. Ruby didn’t let her get the satisfaction that she’d feel if she saw how she’d flustered her.

She got Lisa settled under the covers of her bed, fluffing her pillows and making sure she was comfortable. She checked her temperature with the back of her hand and adjusted the blankets once more before heading downstairs to make her some herbal tea.

When she returned, Lisa was already dozing off. Ruby placed the tea on the bedside table and sat beside her, gently brushing a strand of hair from Lisa’s forehead.

Lisa’s eyes fluttered open. “Ruby…?”

“I didn’t mean to wake you up,” Ruby said softly.

“I’m feeling better,” Lisa insisted, though her overtired voice still betrayed her.

“It’s been less than an hour. I know you think you’re Wonder Woman, but I seriously doubt you got better that fast. Drink your tea.”

Lisa quietly grumbled to herself before drinking the herbal concoction meant to aid in her recovery, but the effects could not come soon enough for her liking. Any normal day she’d have Ruby running in circles doing whatever she wanted her to, but it seemed when it came to her health, Ruby wasn’t about to take any orders, except maybe Ken's.

After her tea was gone, Lisa settled down to sleep under Ruby's watchful eye. Even after she’d drifted off, Ruby stayed by her side, determined to ensure that Lisa took the proper time she needed to recover. The world could wait. Today, Lisa’s health came first.

For @sicktember

Forever Tag: @baubeautyandthegeek, @kmc1989, @curious-kittens-ocs, @fanficanatic-tw, @gcthvile, @kenjioharashotspot

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Picture Headcanon: 📷 + Ruby Carlton

It’s this smirk, this teasing little side eye that Ruby loves the most, so to have it captured and immortalized is priceless to her. Lisa would probably complain that it’s not her best photo, but Ruby will defend it until she’s blue in the face.

Send me 📷 + an OC and I’ll show you their favorite photo they keep of their love interest(s)

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💘 for Ruby Carlton

Valentine's Day for Ruby is all about pampering the hell out of Lisa. To some it might seem like she’s pampered all the time, but Ruby sees how hard she works and the toll it occasionally takes on her. So if Lisa has to lift a finger to do anything on Valentine's Day, then Ruby has not done her job. If Lisa wants to go out, then Ruby will do her hair, her makeup, she’d even dress her if Lisa would allow it. Doesn’t matter what it is, if Lisa wants it, Lisa gets it.

Send me a 💘 + an OC and I’ll tell you what they do for Valentine's Day!

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Ruby: "You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?"

Lisa: …

Ruby: "No, yeah, you’re right. You totally are."

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Ruby Carlton Masterlist

Asks

📷 - Ruby's Favorite Picture Of Lisa

Edits

None yet

Gifs

None yet

Incorrect Quotes

The Boss

Moodboards

Intro Aesthetic

Ruby x Lisa Ship Board

Preferences

What They Most Like To Do With Their S/O

Kinks

Fics

The Reluctant Patient 🌡️🧸

Lisa has overworked herself and is refusing to rest despite being ill, so Ken calls in reinforcements in the form of Ruby.

Pink Sheets And Promises 💧🔞

Ruby thought she’d finally moved on, even diving into a new relationship. But Lisa doesn’t like seeing Ruby with someone else, and jealousy stirs something within her. So Lisa hatches a plan to pull Ruby back into her orbit, by offering her everything she’s ever wanted.

Angst = 💧 Fluff = 🧸 Suggestive = 🫦 Explicit = 🔞 Dark = 😈 Humor = 🃏 Pregnancy = 🤰🏼 Sickfic = 🌡️

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The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills OC Masterlist

Name: Camden Barnes

Face Claim: Mickie James

Love Interest: Adrienne Maloof

Fic Title: That Fighting Spirit

Plot Summary: After retiring from the boxing ring as a fan favorite, Camden Barnes decided to pursue her other dreams. The first one she has in mind is to open her own recording studio. When that turns into owning her own record label, she’s launched into some of the inner circles of Beverly Hills. While at a party, she’s approached by Adrienne Maloof, a feisty little woman that Camden finds herself drawn to immediately. And while she’s mostly put her athletic career behind her, she can’t quite say no to a private training session with Adrienne and some of her friends. It’s only when Adrienne is able to knock her flat on her ass that the sparks start to fly between them.

Name: Janice Bailey

Face Claim: Sue Perkins

Love Interest: Camille Grammer

Fic Title: Mrs. Write

Plot Summary: After her divorce from Kelsey, Camille was in no hurry to date again. And Janice, having just gone through a similarly messy break up with her a-list actor girlfriend was feeling much the same. Yet when the two meet at charity gala filled with tv writers and personalities, they just click. A friendship soon blossoms between them and Janice starts feeling the all too familiar butterflies that she just knows she’ll have to quash. Yet when Camille makes the first move, Janice will have to reconsider everything she thought she knew and decide if she wanted to take another chance at a potentially devastating heartbreak.

Name: Jocelyn Page

Face Claim: Sydney Sweeney

Love Interest: Kyle Richards

Fic Title: Page Six

Plot Summary: Meet the charming wildcard of Beverly Hills, Jocelyn Page, a breath of fresh air in a world of calculated elegance. Her lavender marriage to a high profile fashion designer isn’t without its flaws, but largely she’s kept out of the glaring spotlight of gossip columns, at least until she starts palling around with the "Real Housewives", landing herself a spot on their show and getting herself entangled with the beautiful, and maybe not so unattainable, Kyle Richards.

Name: Joey Maynard

Face Claim: Kate Siegel

Love Interest: Sutton Stracke

Fic Title: Southern Charm

Plot Summary: Joey is first brought into the world of the Beverly Hills Housewives when she’s recruited to do a gallery showing and art auction for charity. It’s not something she normally gets involved in, but she’s happy to support a good cause. Her anxieties about the evening fade away at the arrival of Sutton Stracke, with whom she’s immediately smitten. When Sutton comes to talk to her about one of the pieces, Joey is tripping over her words and trying to make a good impression. Sutton ends up buying the painting and Joey volunteers herself to help her bring it home and so begins a beautiful friendship, though can Joey ever convince Sutton to let it be more?

Name: Kira Kay

Face Claim: Sierra McCormick

Love Interest: Kim Richards

Fic Title: Support System

Plot Summary: Kira's mother is throwing a block party in celebration of Kira being home from college for the summer and Kira is tasked with hand delivering the invitations to the whole street. It’s a task she’d rather not be doing, but when she meets the recently moved in and newly sober Kim Richards she thinks maybe it wasn’t all so terrible. And while her mother is less than pleased when she spends the whole party chatting up Kim and paying zero attention to her other guests, Kira couldn’t care less. She’s enamored with the fun and zany Kim and wants to make the effort to be a part of her life no matter how unconventional of a relationship they might have.

Name: Rayna Max

Face Claim: Renee Rapp

Love Interest: Erika Jayne

Fic Title: Pat The Puss

Plot Summary: Rayna Max is a pop artist making waves in the music scene with her unique sound and captivating stage presence. When she gets the opportunity to collaborate with Erika Jayne on a new single called Heat, the two quickly hit it off. Their working relationship turns into a friendship that has the other Housewives curious, and some even envious as they see the two heat up the stage, and the music video set. As Rayna grows closer to Erika, she learns that in this world, loyalty and alliances are just as crucial as talent.

Name: Ruby Carlton

Face Claim: Hayden Panettiere

Love Interest: Lisa Vanderpump

Fic Title: Pretty In Pink

Plot Summary: After Cedric moves out, Lisa starts feeling like her house is a little empty. Of course there’s Ken and her dogs, but Cedric gave the place a youthful energy, one that Lisa found herself missing, despite them having parted on such bad terms. And it’s not that she was ready to go looking for someone to fill the void that he’d left behind, but when Ruby Carlton applied to work at Villa Blanca it’s like fate had offered her up to Lisa on a silver platter. Though she didn’t want to make another impulsive mistake, it wasn’t long before Lisa welcomed her into her life, both helping her to pursue her dreams as well as meddling in her personal affairs. But Ruby didn’t mind Lisa's intrusions. Lisa could probably do anything to her and she’d take it with a smile.

Name: Tiffany Forrester

Face Claim: Gracie Dzienny

Love Interests: Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson

Fic Title: Share The Spotlight

Plot Summary: A young actress just getting her start in the soap opera world, Tiffany Forrester is thrilled to be taken under the wing of Eileen Davidson, soap veteran and icon. And when she takes Tiffany to lunch with Lisa Rinna, the three of them really start to hit it off. Soon Tiffany is joining up with them all the time for all sorts of things and while Tiffany starts to catch feelings for them both, she doesn’t know what she should do about it, and a drinking game with the whole group certainly doesn’t make things any easier.

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To-Do List

Updated March 31st, 2025

There is no specific order I do my requests in. It’s just whatever strikes me in the moment. Requests will be removed from this list when they’re put in my queue/drafts until they’re ready to post.

🚧 = WIP (Work In Progress)

Alphabets

🚧 Serena Medford x Delia Deetz - Requested by Anon 🚧

Ruby Carlton x Lisa Vanderpump - Requested by Anon

Jocelyn Page x Kyle Richards - Requested by Anon

Fantasia Anders x Killian Jones - Requested by Anon

Allison Pontier x Barbara Maitland - Requested by Anon

Minna x Jaskier - Requested by @dancingsunflowers-ocs

Janelle Russo x Ramona Singer - Requested by Anon

Miriam Dane x Regina Mills - Requested by Anon

Barbara Arnold x Charles Emerson Winchester III - Requested by Anon

Raven Gothel x Clarissa Dovey - Requested by Anon

Ask Games

🚧 🐻: Favorite Animal - Joni Renfield 🚧

🍿: Favorite Movie - Joni Renfield

💅🏻: Nail Design - Janelle Russo

💕: Ship Moodboard - Elenwen Maethar x Vesemir

🍿: Favorite Movie - Serena Medford

🍿: Favorite Movie - Rayna Max

💕: Ship Board - Roxette Ortiz x Big Boo

Fics

🚧 Public Display Of Pride - Roxette Ortiz x Carrie Black (Requested by Anon) 🚧

Roxette takes Carrie to one of her favorite pride events and it gets a little emotional for Carrie.

The Tell Off - Jodie Rourke x Cathy Brown (Requested by Anon)

When Cathy's professor oversteps his boundaries, Jodie and Agnes team up to put him in his place on Cathy's behalf.

Outside Looking In - Nessa Tolliver x Rebecca Welton (Requested by Anon)

Roy and Keeley's observations of Nessa and Rebecca's relationship.

Expect The Unexpected - Minnia x Jaskier (Requested by Anon)

Minnia is struggling with the early side effects of her pregnancy, and Jaskier steps up to put her worries and her body at ease.

Pretty As A Picture - Matilda Northbrook x Ted Lasso (Requested by Anon)

Ted takes Tildy out for a date/joint work outing, and they take in some museum exhibits, including one about the history of football.

Like A Virgin - Jocelyn Page x Kyle Richards (Requested by Anon)

Seeing as it’s Kyle’s first time, Jocelyn shows Kyle the pleasures that can come from sleeping with women.

Sculpted From Memory — Serena Medford x Delia Deetz (Requested by Anon)

Serena has been working on sculpting Delia's likeness in clay, and she’s finally ready to debut it, and her feelings, at Delia's next big gallery showing.

Old Grudges — Fantasia Anders x Killian Jones (Requested by Anon)

A trip to Neverland goes awry when Blackbeard kidnaps Fantasia over cover of night, but Killian won’t rest until she’s safe and back in his arms.

New OCs

🚧 Sharna Mercer - FD: Scandal - FC: Mackenzie Davis - LI: Olivia Pope 🚧

🚧 Hester Glynn - FD: You - FC: Maddie Phillips - LI: Joe Goldberg 🚧

🚧 Bailey Calder - FD: The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills - FC: Emilija Baranac - LI: Denise Richards 🚧

Preferences

🚧 True Blood OCs: How They’d Celebrate Halloween With Their S/O - Requested by Anon 🚧

M*A*S*H OCs: How They React To Their S/O Being Injured During The War - Requested by Anon

Friends OCs: When They First Realized They Had Feelings For Their S/O - Requested by Anon

RHONY OCs: Kinks - Requested by Anon

M*A*S*H OCs: Kinks - Requested by Anon

Xena Warrior Princess OCs: Kinks - Requested by Anon