#oh and also a little cru/el sum/mer vibes even tho that one wasnt a murder mystery

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just watched the first three eps of the new pll series so ima talk about it. spoilers below, like it’s that serious

i never watched pll and basically hated it out of spite when it was airing

which is fine bc this show has nothing to do with the original and honestly shouldnt even be connected to the pll name

it’s really like we can’t have a single new idea without arbitrarily linking it to something old

feels a lot closer to season one of the scream series

the mysterious texts from A absolutely do not mesh with the serial killer walking around in the leatherface mask 

it feels like there’s so many girls. they could’ve cut one girl. the twins and a main four would be plenty 

i hate parents in these shows so muuuuch “why would you put razor blades in a girl’s shoe” “why would you put a dead rat in a girl’s backpack” you really think your daughter did that?? really???

werewolf girl from zombies is here and she’s my fave but also my least fave. the movie buff whose main character trait is naming titles of movies. it’s so basic lol make an actual reference or say a quote from something or something damn

but speaking of werewolves she rolled up to the dance looking like sweet 1600 clawdeen like it all comes full circle

oh also speaking of monster high i swear the two moms girl had monster high characters on her bedroom wall lmao but i couldnt get a good enough look rip but its either them or just wishful thinking

not to victim blame but WHY was tabby drinking wine at that guy’s house??? she knew he was a creep and she was in a bad situation and yet just guzzles down a glass of wine no problem. also what happened to her afterwards?? she just walks out and it cuts to the next day like. guess she’s fine.

the twist is obviously going to be that kelly died and karen is alive. literally no show in the history of television has had twins where one dies and it’s actually who they say it is. there’s always a switcheroo. that’s fucking twin mysteries 101

i know what you did last summer series also

this is probably bad for the rest of the show but my favorite part is the set decoration lmao. like all the houses looked lived in, as opposed to staged for a viewing for potential buyers. that doesn’t get enough credit in shows but it stood out to me for this oneee 

also every house has pretty wallpaper. love wallpaper so much <3 

anyway in conclusion the show obviously isn’t good but it’s something to watch. murder mysteries are kind of always fun to watch no matter the quality. im thinking it wont be as good as the scream series but hoping it’ll be better than the ikwydls series. if it’s worse than that, that’ll be a feat