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fingertipsmp3 · 2 years

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I’ve got a pokemon that’s been in a gym for over three weeks and one of the three people defending the gym with me has fed it so many berries that it’s at 3/4 health again. Why are you prolonging my suffering???

#i want to stress that everyone else in the gym has been there as long as me if not longer #and like.. we only get 50 coins maximum no matter how long we hold the gym. which is SO fucking annoying but this is hardly my first rodeo #i live in a rural area and awhile ago i left two really good pokemon in a village even smaller than where i live and it took me over a month #to get one of them back. the other was gone like 10 days i think #now i have a specific pool of pokemon i try to leave in gyms. i go for anything in the 1700-1900 range #strong enough that it won’t be defeated immediately but also won’t be missed because i’m not exactly going to use it in battle #also i’m perpetually low on potions and revives so it has to be something that can be out of action for a while without hurting me #i did stupidly leave an overpowered ursaluna in another rural gym though because i panicked and saw it was a shiny gym #and unfortunately the first shiny i saw was the said overpowered ursaluna #it’s been there a week. i have like 4 more so it’s fine but like.. seriously #sometimes i feel like i’m the only person in this town playing pogo but then some asshole 12 year old knocks me out of a gym when i’ve been #there for 53 minutes and i’m like ‘ah. nevermind’#i just want to know the logic of the person who fed my omanyte something like 54 berries. like are they trying to break a record?#we’re nowhere near a record if so. if you don’t believe me you can ask my alakazam who was at a random pub for 32 days and about 17 hours #oh god or my raichu who defended a basketball hoop for even longer than that #like maybe i’m just salty because i want coins so i can buy a remote raid pass. i love raiding but there’s no way i’m going out physically #to do it in december. like. niantic i don’t think you realise that i live in north yorkshire. my dog stares at me like ‘are you fucking #serious’ every time i try to take her out. she has to wear a COAT. she’s a long haired dog #plus every gym in my village is some sort of outdoor feature like a war memorial or a school playground. and i don’t drive so it’s not like #i could even sit in a car. and some of them aren’t even near roads!! do you really expect me to hike 30 minutes to the basketball hoop #IN SLEET to raid god knows what. by myself. it simply isn’t going to happen. not when i can hop on pokegenie and find someone #who is probably in a hotter climate or at least a better-placed gym & needs help #but first I NEED IDIOTS TO STOP FEEDING MY OMANYTE BERRIES!!!!! LET 👏🏻 HIM 👏🏻 DIE 👏🏻#thank you for listening #personal

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