#oh no~ scars how grosssss

[anne-ominous]

Blah blah blah bros and media joking that women are closet necrophiles for wanting to fuck The Ghoul when he is like the least zombie looking fucker out there.

Like ~*~oh no he's missing a nose and has burn scars~*~ like there aren't actual living people with similar or worse injuries out there.

[dear-happypills]

me: i thought

when i got a cat i would understand gurrrls better. BUT I’M JUST LEFT MORE CONFUSSSEEEEEEEEEED..

*** happypills rubs Pillo under the chin, as Pillo purrs.

happypills: BRUHHHH. she’s so fuckixx cute...

me: you see.... this is the problem. you shouldn’t be encouraging this.

happypills: wwhooos the fucking cutest gurrrrrll in the world!!!!....  oh and btw. you really should stop calling your less than one yr old cat a bitch alll the time... LIKE LITERALLY. ALL THE TIME. you know? it’s just.... bad parenting.

me: BRUH. look at these fucking scratch marks...

*** points to some fresh, some old, scratch marks with scabs and scars.

me:... this happens when i sleep. JUST BECAUSE her food isn’t “fresh” enough.... bruh. who the fuck is she????!!>??? like. even her fucking crap is bigger than mine....

happypills: that’s grosssss. and broooo you need to go back and ‘sensor’ that shit. at least i did the courtesy of leaving some ‘x’s behind...

me: -_- this is how serious this is...

- happypills