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posallys · 8 months
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all right here is my word vomit live watch
IMMEDIATELY i am slapped in the face by toby stephens as poseidon i am FERAL
THE LUKE AND PERCY PARALLEL “LOOK, YOU DIDN’T WANT TO BE A HALFBLOOD” OH MY FUCKING GOD
THE MISSING LUKE AND PERCY TRAINING SCENES OH DEAR LORD THANK YOU THANK YOU
“When am i ever going to use this” percy i LOVE YOU
“So you can use them against your opponent” OH BOY
Finally some action i love a good sword fight
But where's annabeths necklace imma kill people
Ooh some god strength okay okay tasty
HELL YEAH POSEIDON POWERS FUCK HIS SHIT UPPPPPP 
“I WARNED YOU. IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO I AM” OH I LOVE THE ENERGY YESSSS FUCK YEAH
GO OFFF PERCY 
“AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A KID”
Ares didn't curse him i hate it here
OH WHAT IS THAT VOICE
OH MY GOD THE CABIN SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
this can go one of two ways
“Violent seismic activity” MMM YUMMY
UH HULLO THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED ALECTO!???
I lied there was a secret 3rd way this could have gone and it happened 
OOP THERE’S THE NECKLACE
“Where's the glory in that” wow tell me you don't understand Percy's character without telling me you don't understand Percy's character 
“I don't have an appointment” THATS SO FUCKING ICONIC OF HIM
Wait i kind of fuck with this olympus i was picture all white and pristine but this FUCKS
“SHOULDN'T THEY BE JUST AS AFRAID OF US AS WE ARE OF THEM” OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT 
“you're learning fast” OH MY GODDDDDDDDD
“Things that are small and scary….” BROOOOOOOOOOOO
the show has rights for the luke and percy content and posally and percabeth and that's IT
LANCE REDDICK ❤️❤️❤️ greatest of all time rest in peace ❤️ (you'll always be Cedric daniels to me)
Ohhh king he does a bad ass zeus
Where's poseidon though DONT TAKE HIM FROM ME 😭😭😭
Lance ily
Lance reddick zeus you're perfect to ME
OHHHHH YES GOOD SHIT
percy jackson king of audacity 
AGHHHHHJJJDHH POSEIDON I LOVE YOU BRIAN BROMEN OH FUCK YES IM. SNKDKKWKWJFKMQ3LI4HRND IM VIBRATING NRJNW OHMYGID
IM THROWING UP OH MY GOD
“I SURRENDER” OH BROTHER DO I HAVE THOUGHTS THOUGHTS TOO MANY THOUGHTS FUCKKKKK
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD IM GOING TO PUKE
TOBY STEPHENS LOVE OF MY LIFE
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE UNWELL IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
SHUT UP NOBODY TOUCH ME
“OBEDIENCE DOESNT COME NATURALLY TO YOU DOES IT” ohhhhhhhh brother call me an ambulance 
“I must take some of the blame i suppose” so you CAN read the books you just chose not to for the other 7 episodes….
THE SEA DOES NOT LIKE TO BE RESTRAINED FUCK YEAHHHHHB BROTHER
HIM ONLY UNDERSTANDING THE WORD FATHER IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IM SOBBING 
POSEIDON SMILE IM DYING 
I DIDN'T LEARN IT FROM CHIRON AND THEN POSEIDONS FACE OH FUCK IM PUKING SHAKING CRYING
IM SO SO SO UNWELL IM LITERALLY INCOHERENT 
“Ares is a moron, as you noticed” STOP I LOVE HIM THERES THAT ASSHAT POSEIDON ENERGY IM LOOKING FOR
“of course we dream, why do you ask” “DO YOU EVER DREAM ABOUT MOM” I AM DEAD I DIED I ASCENDED IM FLOATING LEVITATING FLYING OH DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IM SO SO SO ILL
TOBY STEPHENS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE POSEIDON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE OH MY GOD HIM GOLDING PERCYS HEA DIM VIMITING SHITING MYSELF KILLING DYING DEAD DJFICJJWOKDKDJN FUCK ME FUCK FICK
TOBY TOBY TOBY YOURE PERFECTVTHE PAIN THE FACIAL EXPTESSUINNS IM DYING DEAD
THE PEARL KILL KILL KJAJDJWKKDJJDJDUEJJ2NH3H
I AM HYPERVENTILATING 
Not to be greedy BUT WHERE IS THE QUEEN AMING WOMEN WHERE THE FUCK WAS IT YOU CANNOT GIVE ME ALL OF THAT AND THEN NOT GIVE ME THE MOST FUCKING ICONIC LINE OF ALL TIME WHAT THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE FUCK I AM GOING THROUGH SO MANY EMOTIONS WHATBTHEFUCK
there's still 20 minutes left taylor breathe it can still happen 
PERCABETH HUG MY RELIGION
annabeth luke percy trio is SOOOOO interesting to me
I hate percy knowing :( ur a bit too perceptive buddy but it's okay 
“I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GIVE THEM TO GROVER TO WEAR” SHOOT ME IT WOULD PROBABLY FEEL ABOUT THE SAME
THE GODS ARE MY ENEMY, YOU IM HERE TO RECRUIT OHHHHH BROTHER
OH HELLO BACKBITER LORE OKAY
LUKE I GET YOU I UNDERSTAND
I MET YOUR DAD *SLASH* OH THEY GOT HIM THEY GOT HIM GOOD
LUKE PERCY FIGHT MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN THIS DAY
PERCY APOLOGIZING HONEY UR TOO SWEET
ANNABETH OH FUCK OH HELLO
So tell me what are the plans for ttc now lol
I HEARD EVERYTHING ANNABETH HONEY COME HERE I NEED TO HUG YOU
I must ask….where the FUCK was this energy the rest of the season this episode is literally so insane it almost makes up for the rest of everything
“How does she feel abt all of this” ooh yummy i like the foreshadowing 
“I imagine she's thrilled” WRONG thalia would stomp freddy chases head in if given the chance
LEAH UR BRAIDS ARE GORGEOUS
stop percy had HEART EYES 24/7 FOR HER IM GOING TO COMBUST
“JUST BE A KID” IM SOBBING
THE SEARCHERS LICENSE IM CRYING SOBBING UR PERFECT GROVER 
“I'LL FIND YOU” FORESHADDDDDDDOWWWINGGGGGGGG
“NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WE MEET BACK HERE NEXT YEAR”, OH I LOVE THEM IM CRYING SOBBING OH MY BABIES
MONTAUK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF FUCK DUDE U CANT DO THIS 
i want poseidon to be there i know he wont be but i NEED it
Stop honey percy ilyyyyy you're such a sweetheart im kissing ur forehead and tucking u in
OH HELLO “IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP” WOOOOAHHHHHHHH OKAY
“WE'RE STILL DOING THIS” LMFAOOOOO
“TURNS OUT IM PRETTY GOOD AT THIS….COME FIND ME” CRAZY 
……MOTHERFUCKER if they dont show gabe dying im gonna riot
WHERE WAS THE REST OF MY POSALLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU CAN'T GIVE ME SOME AND THEN TAKE AWAY THE LITTLE FROM THE BOOKS
WHERE IS SALLY MURDERING GABE HELLO
AHHH END SCENE LOL AH THE BOX
THE IMPLICATION THAT IT WAS ALL POSEIDON……..WHAT IF I DIE OH MY GOD
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starchild--27 · 1 year
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exist (album) - short first impressions ⬇️
cream soda
- 2nd part of verses kill me
- rap is sooooo cool, i love it when they flow together
- the vocals are so on point, the line delivery *^*
- i love the song, the chorus is actually my least favourite part of it but i fucking love it
- the ad libs goodbyE
- sehun singing in the end <33
regret it
- died in the first 5 seconds
- omg chanyeol stAHp
- INCOMINGGGGG 🔥 (demjointz always deliver)
- and suddenly it's so super soft <3
‐ oH the chrous!!! baekhun!!!! ahahshdhsh
- it has this cool retro feel and that exo flavor goshhh i love this
- serving vocals so much <33
- omgggf i love rap parts so much ♡ "and it feels good" 😩✨️
- baekhyun slay
- jonginnieeee
hear me out
- we talked about this before, chanyeol owns that shit
- vocal moments for everyone <3
‐ groovy and chill and vibey
- you just gotta move and vibe along~
- in love with jongin's lines <33
- chanbaek harmony in the 2nd chorus i am livinggggg
- the harmonies in the bridge too *^* (lil rap minseokkie!!)
private party
- ohh? ohHh?? vocal runs
- whAt haPPeNED???$ jwhfjw chanyeol sehun pls calm down ajdhjsd
- i love this for the mood changes already
- oh that's such a super cooool sound!!!
- rap verses suit them so much <33 it's not classic exo but they can do it perfectly fine 😌✨️ as expected
- i love the character of this song so much, it's so unique <3
- i can only repeat myself: ser.ving.vo.cals.
- aaand a new iconic addition to the collection babygirl lines <333
cinderella
- god these men can sing 😭💕
- oh woooow the chorus *^* i am listeing yk properly listening <3
- sehun is delivering so much
- swimming in sounds~ ✨️
- ✨️harmonizing✨️ ✨️vocal runs✨️ just exo exoing
no makeup
- first 10 seconds ended me
- so smooth whoa~
- gosh the chorusssss *^*
- hello jongin 😭😭
- chanyeol going 'yeahyeah' rewired my brain
- i can't with all their adlibs 😭✨️
- this song is so beautiful oh lord
- ohh outro sehun is a themeeee
love fool
- so upbeat!! it's another one of the 'makes me wanna dance' songs
- sehun SERVING!!
- gimme that gimme gimme that okokokoodofjsnbfbw
- qkfhwknfkwbfjwjxjsjdbfns post-chorus mmhhh ahhh ok??
- followed by chanyeol rap do you want to kill me??
- rapper minseok??!!
- 2nd time chorus was even deadlier???
- this is such a damn good song fckckkc this broke me
- as i said. sehun ending songs. a theme.
another day
- ohhh i get summery feelz~
- i love the piano so much in this (because i can't make a comment about their fcking vocals again-)
- ohhhhhhhh i LIVE for the rap part
- i'm not as attached as to the other songs but damn it sure will grow on me (they always do..) especially with this rap
let me in
- dreamiest thing in existence
- always ascending when i listen to that song
- it is just that perfect
- softest, warmest vibes
- it just feels like breathing out after holding your breath for a long time <3
- 'cause you're my ocean @ exo <3
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chiokedmachi · 2 years
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What you worried bout tomorrow for-give the past M-m-m-agik magik oh Right now is Touch it touch'n me Always getting ruff Yeah I'm loving it Yeah you loving this Being where you at being where you at being where you at this is real Open up your eyes open up your heart feel how good I feel And i don't give a damn about tomorrow love me right now And i don't give a damn about tomorrow love me right now Right here right now Right here right now Right here right now Right here E the light burning bright in your eyes Illuminate my soul I feel so alive Rocking back and forth I ain't got no shame God damn good lord The heavens know your name Being where you at being where you at being where you at this is real Open up your eyes Open up your heart feel how how good i feel And i don't give a damn about tomorrow love me right now I don't give a damn about tomorrow love me right now Right here right now Right here right now Right here right now Right here Good to you Let it feel good to you I know i feel good to you Let it feel good baby Good baby Good to you Oh I know i feel good to you I wanna feel good to you I wanna feel good Good good ooooo-ohhh I know i feel good to you I wanna feel good to you Let it feel good Good good g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ohhhhhhhh good Good good Good to you, i wanna feel good let me feel good to you I wanna feel good Good good.
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hacked-by-jake · 3 years
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I'm the biggest idiot. I was wondering what hbj was and thought it was one of the abbreviations like ily or smh.
I keep forgetting to search for it in google and just now I made the worst decision and searched it in urban dictionary.
I was so fcking confused til it finally clicked that it was your name.
Just stab me right now MWAF
Ohhh lord...
I also looked for it... hbj... ohhhhhhhh lord.... send help!!!!
Cancel urban dictionary rn!!!!
They soiled my good name!!!!! WITH ADULT CONTENT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
But oh my God I laughed so loud when I got your message. And then I looked for the word and then I just sat like this: 👁👄👁
Don’t worry, we’ll just forget it happened and never talk about it again. 😂
*Smiles nervously and runs off*
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My Reaction to “Gotham” S5E5
*still reeling*  ....OK.... hold on....
AN:  I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post.
*Recap shows Ed blowing up Haven in the flashback*  So why did Ed blow up Haven?
Crap, and Jim’s gonna find out.  WhooooOOOOO....
Whoa....
*has to tilt head to side to figure out what film is playing*
AN:  It’s a 1953 noir film called “Tangier Incident”
“You gonna arrest me?”  “Who said anything about arresting you?”  *raises eyebrows in surprise*
“Whaddya say, boys?”  Uhhhh...
OK, what is it with churches this season?
Take him down, Jim.
“Now, who told you I sold that RPG?”  A friend.
*gasps when a military squad rappels through the stain glass on the ceiling*
Whoa whoa wait what?
Oh I like that camera shot [when Jim took down the arms dealer]
*gasps when the arms dealer gets shot in the head*
Ohhhh is this-
*Eduardo walks up and pulls down his mask*  Yooo!
“Last time I saw you, you were running through sniper fire plucking my sorry ass from a burning truck.”  *chuckles*
I am very interested to see how Shane West is gonna pull off Bane.
*silently jams out to opening theme*
Oh, I like this slow version.
“We hated each other in boot.  Jim disapproved of my ops tempo.”  “Yeah, ‘cause you only had one speed:  too fast.”  *chuckles*
Ahhh Harvey’s being the third wheel!
“We’re here to eliminate all criminal threats.”  *starts chuckling*  Eduardo’s rolling his eyes.  He’s like ‘I can’t believe I’m here either.’
*lets out small gasp when Jim finds Ed’s name in the arms dealer’s ledger*
“What you [Harvey] are is the best cop that I know.  I’m goin’ after Nygma; he’s ten steps ahead.  If anything goes sideways, you’ll have to take over.  I need your help, buddy.”  VINDICATIOOONNNN!!
*trying to read the name of the episode writer*  Who wrote this?  Id- what?
“You saw what she did to Jeremiah.”  Did you though?
“Jeremiah Valeska deserved to die.”  *smirking because we all know he’s still alive*
“Jeremiah made Selina a murderer.  Just like Ra’s made me a murderer.”  “Ra’s goaded you into stabbing him, Master Bruce.  He used you as an instrument; you’re no murderer.”  *jaw drops* 
*sits back in seat*  Holy shit, that parallel!
“And I’m gonna go find her.”  Oh, I’m betting Selina’s not gonna be happy to see you.
*fans self*  This episode’s gonna break me.
*Ed listens to his past recordings*  A swamp?
“YOU’RE NOT A MURDERER, ED.”  Wow, I love Jim Carrey in “Batman Forever”
*gasps when Ed breaks the mirror by punching it*
*chuckling*  How did they find him so fast?!?
“No, Jim, I can explain!”  *nods*
“I can prove it!  I just- I need- I need a little bit of time.”  No, no, take him in now.  Take him in.
“The people I have hurt... they hurt me first.  I didn’t know a single person in Haven!”  What the hell kind of excuse is that?
“Your call, buddy.”  Don’t shoot him.  Just take him in.
“We bring him in.  He stands trial.”  There we go.
*The floor panel under Eduardo sinks down*  Oh my God, they put a bomb in the floor.
“Your friend is standing on a pressure-plated IED.  One of several throughout the rooms.”  Of course he found time- when did he find time to rig the room?
*laughs*  That little eyebrow [raise of Eduardo’s]- like “Really?!?”
“Once word gets out that you’re responsible for Haven, they’ll have a target on your back.”  “I’ll take my chances.”  Really?
“A wristband that monitors his heart rate?”  “Welcome to Gotham.”  *laughs*
“Puzzle?”  “There’s always a puzzle with Nygma.”  Yes, there is.
*Jim climbs over to the bookshelf on the tables and chairs*  The floor is lava!
Actually Jim and Eduardo work really well together.  I like that.
*sighs in relief when Jim manages to get to the bookshelf*
*still laughing*  How do you get rid of a bomb?  Easy.  The floor is lava!
“I’m gonna wring this nerd’s [Ed’s] neck.”  *laughs*  SAME!
*Jim pulls out one of the books*  ...Did he stop it?
*Jim steps down without being blown up*  YEAH!  There we go!
“You OK?”  “You left the army for this city?”  *giggles*
“It grows on you.”  *still giggling*
What is this?
“Everybody, raise your glasses to the killer of Jeremiah Valeska.”  *shaking head while smiling*  No... mmm no...
“Bring his head!  Bring his head!”  Ohhh...
Also, where the heck is Jeremiah?
*chuckles at Ed being described as a “tall, skinny man”*
...That’s not much of a description to go on.
*very confused at a group of people rallying together to kill Ed*
I miss Mr. Penn
“Edward Nygma is the monster respon-”  *gasps*
“-responsible for killing the innocents of Haven.”  *covers mouth with hands*
“...Ed, what have you done?”  *leans back in seat*  Ohhh my God.  Oh Oswald, are you gonna break my heart this episode?
I can’t believe Ed is stuck within a redneck community.
So who sent Eduardo and his team?  The government, right?
“Taking him down?  That’d be a big win.”  “Well, that’s why we’re here.” Oh my God, are they gonna take down Scarecrow?
*Ed tied to a lawn chair covered in electrical wire*  What the....
Also, Ed, I want your boots.  Also, why is a guy wearing anklet boots?
What??
What??  What am I watching?
What??
Are they gonna electrocute him?  What??
*The redneck family electrocutes Ed*  Well “Honey Boo Boo” looks terrible.
“Pay for JoJo!”  JoJo?
*The mother shows Ed a sepia picture of JoJo*  A dog?  What?!?  This about a dog?
AN:  Also the actress who plays the mother here was in the Adam West Batman show.
“300 people died in Haven!”  “Pfft, we don’t care about people.”  *jaw drops open in shock*
WHA-WHA- WHAT AM I WATCHING??
“He... always had a smile on his face.”  You’re talking about a dog.
“You anthropomorphizing nincompoop!”  Wha- *starts giggling*
“Dogs can’t smile!”  *leans back in seat to laugh* 
[Ed’s] Gotta whip out that thesaurus!
*Ed starts remembering Oswald*  Oh my God!
“I’m going to fix you, Ed!”  *starts singing “Fix You” by Coldplay*
*gasps when Ed gets electrocuted with a full charge*
“I’m gong to fix you, Ed.”  Please go find Oswald!
“Oh thank God the fuel line’s clogged.”  *leans back to laugh and slaps table in hilarity*
*The mother makes her sons “fix” the fuel line*  Oh my God, is that gonna send the charge back?  Oh my God, he’s gonna burn these suckas alive.
*gasps when the car used to electrocute Ed bursts into flames*
Please tell me Ed’s gonna like take off on down the street with the chair still attached-
*Ed does exactly that*  YES, LET’S GO!
*imitates the way Oswald says “feelers” sarcastically*
“I am surrounded by morons, Edward.”  Aaawww...
Did he really just come in through the grate?
“But first, did you name your dog after me?”  YES BITCH HE DID
Oswald’s like “I’m not answering that question.”
“Cobblepot’s on the top of my list from Walker.”  Walker?  Wait, Walker sent them?  The secretary lady?  Are we ever gonna meet her?
AN:  Yes, in the next episode.
“Shock and awe’s my default.”  *raises fist in small fist pump*
Poor Harvey’s the third wheel on this.
“You know what, take Harvey with you.”  YEAHH!
“Man, you’re killing my buzz.”  Is Selina drunk?
Yes, she is.  How old are these kids?
“Let me [Selina] tell you [Bruce] something.  That night, that your parents were murdered?”  Nooo!
“I was in that alley, on that fire escape.”  This is such a low blow.
*trying not to be sad over Selina bringing Bruce down*
“You... were the scared kid.”  *sits back in seat*  Oh my God... shut up, Selina!
I’m very disappointed right now.
“I love this song...”  *shakes head in disapproval*
*Selina and Bruce start crying*  Oh God, you’re making me... *fans near eyes* 
Whoa, that was just the most sudden cut [back to Ed and Oswald]!
“How could you?  You have made into some murderous puppet!”  *shakes head*  No, I don’t think Oswald’s behind that!
“For weeks, I've been waking up in strange places, not knowing how I got there or what I did.  Driving myself mad, thinking I had gone mad.  And now I know that it was all your doing!”  No it wasn’t!
*claps hands toward screen*  NooOOO... LISTEN!
“Of everything that you have put me through, this... this is the most cruel.”  *puts hand on chest and shakes head*  Oh my God...
Nooo...
“Ed, I [Oswald] don’t know what you’re talking about.”  He didn’t have anything to do with it!
“You didn’t fix me!  You broke me!”  *puts hands in front of mouth in panic*
“You [Ed] had been stabbed, I [Oswald] paid Hugo Strange to save your life.  I bet he did something to you when he was patching you up.”  *flailing hands around*  OK, ask about Lee!  WHERE’S LEE?!?
“What was I supposed to do?  Let you die?”  *crosses hands over chest and leans back in chair*
“After Butch, you were my only friend.”  *voice squeaky*  Oh my God!
*Holds up finger toward screen*  You [Oswald] are not gonna make me cry!
Whyyy do I recognize this music?
AN:  It’s the track called “Penguin in Love” from S3
He [Oswald] walked into the gun [that Ed was pointing at him]!
Can you two just please have a drink and just make up please?  Thank you.
“I [Ed] might have killed you, Oswald.  And if that day comes, I swear to you I will stare you in the eye as I stab you in the heart.”  *slowly nods*  Glad to know we’re back on schedule.
*slams fist down on table like a gavel*
“If Hugo Strange did something to you [Ed], it means you are not responsible for Haven.”  So what did Hugo Strange do?
*gasps when the roof shudders over Oswald and Ed*
*Ed disappears*  Of course Ed runs!  Jesus... Christ!
“Idiot!”  *giggles*  His little hop [when Oswald slapped one of his men on the shoulder in anger]!
Whoaaaa that’s a cool shot [of one of Eduardo’s men throwing a smoke bomb in the foyer]
Ohhhhhhhh that shot’s cool [of Oswald in the smoke]!
“Why hello, Harvey!”  *in same tone of voice*  Hiiiii!!!
“I hope you’re better prepared.”  Uh, he [Harvey] has the military with him.
“Or, if you [Harvey] and your friends aren’t out by the time I count to three, I will mow you all DOWN!”  Robin Lord Taylor is just killing it in this episode.  Oh my gosh...
Also, Cory Michael Smith with that [confrontation with Oswald].  That scene was so good!
“I don’t have to call anyone.  Go ahead.  Count.”  Ohhh, let’s go, Harvey!   Let’s go!
*gasps when Oswald’s men got shot down via sniper on the staircase*
“Where’s Ed Nygma?”  He doesn’t have him!
*gasps when Ed is taken to Barbara’s office*
*points at screen*  How?  How?
“There’s more going on here.”  There’s always more going on in Gotham.
“I’m saying that Strange, or somebody, can control me.  They killed those people.”  Why would Hugo Strange go after Haven then?
“Information is your lifeblood.  You help me [Ed], and I will give you the best intel you’ve ever had.”  Listen to him, please.  Barbara, listen to him.
“I don’t know where Strange is.”  Where the heck is Strange then?!?
“But I can tell you where you’ll find his Igors.”  Wait, he has his own gang called “Igors?”  Oh my God...
*gasps*  Are they torturing Oswald?
“You know, they say you can judge a man by his friends.”  “This from a man [Oswald] who has no friends.”  Wha- excuse me!  You [Jim] are his friend.
“Nygma’s a patsy.”  *cracks up*
“Jim, you want information.  I want to go home.”  Same.
“Things are changing in Gotham.”  We know.
*Eduardo opens the door to the empty interrogation room*  Oh my God, did he let him go?
He let him go.  Jiiimm...
*jaw drops open in confusion when Strange sends a cadaver down a chute*
*chuckles when Ed jumps out of a body bag to surprise Strange*
“Oh my.”  *laughs*  Yes, BD Wong, come through!  Yes!
I’m actually really glad we see Hugo Strange again
This lighting in this location is fabulous
“But I [Strange] will confess that when I was sewing up your [Ed’s] knife wound, I may tinkered a little with your grey matter.”  The frick?!?
“I put a chip in your brain.”  :O
“It allows you to be able to be controlled remotely.”  *shoves away table with screen on it*  What the [expletive]?!?
“But I don’t control you.  I gave control to others.”  Who’s controlling Ed?
“I [Strange] will write it down.  That way, if I’m ever confronted, I can honestly say that I never told you [Ed].”  That’s actually a pretty good way to go around it.
*Strange knocks out Ed*  :O
“Not to worry.  You’re experiencing a simple neural cut out.”  What?
“I suppose we’re just going to have to open you [Ed] up and take a look under the hood.”  *gasps*  OH my GOD!
Holy shit!
“Are you [Bruce] sure you’re all right?”  No he’s not!
“What if we don’t make it out of this?”  *crosses hands over chest and leans back*
“Because the little things matter.  Act by act, deed by deed, it means something.  Even if no one cares.”  Oh my God, Harveyyyyy!!
We’re adding him to the Bat-Dads.  Yes!  He’s the Bat-Uncle!
*laughs when Bruce pulls a Batman on Harvey*
*gasps when Strange turns off one of his tools*
“I apologize for the discomfort.”  You better not!
*leans back and yells in disgust when the camera shows part of Ed’s exposed brain*  Did we really need to see the brain?!?
What the frick happened?!?
*gasps when Oswald is shown carrying his dog*  Oh my God!
That’s it.  That’s the best part of this episode.
Secret door...
What is- what is this place?!?
That a manhole?
*makes aawing noises at Edward in Oswald’s arms*
He’s getting him out of harm’s way!
“Edward, I believe the time has come for a change in scenery.” *still cooing over the dog*  Yeah...
Is he [Strange] stapling his [Ed’s] head [closed]?
*gasps when Jim holds Strange at gunpoint*  Shiit...
Wait, so if Ed’s like the Winter Soldier for Gotham, who’s Hydra?
“I [Strange] am a scientist.  A contract came along; I developed a tool.”  Why??
*gasps in shock when Eduardo activates Ed’s chip*
:O
“Ta ta.”  *flips off screen in shock*
“I [Eduardo] couldn’t say anything until we had the suspect in custody, but Walker wants Ed Nygma taken out now.”  *soft gasp*
“Walker was behind this?”  Wha-
“You know I hate this spook crap.”  *chuckles*
Why would the government blow up Haven?
“Walker wants you [Jim] to put a bullet in his [Ed’s] brain.”  *shakes hands at screen*  No no nonononononono!
“Call it proof of loyalty.”  Why?!?
“IT’s what she needs from you before she can move forward with final relief plans.”  What are they gonna do to Gotham?
“Look at him [Ed].  He’s a loon.  A cop killer.”  *shakes head*
Why would they destroy Haven?
“Jim, ours is not to reason why.”  He’s [Eduardo] just a lieutenant.  He doesn’t know anything.
*gasps and slaps hands on desk*  It’s like Russo in “The Punisher,” because he only took orders from Agent Orange and Orange didn’t tell him everything!  He’s a dog on a leash!
“What’s your answer?”  He’s [Eduardo] not gonna shoot Jim.
*leans back when Jim sets down his gun*  God... oh my God...
*gasps when Jim pulls a surprise attack on Eduardo*
Wait, how is Ed just frozen there?
“You [Ed] know Jim Gordon.  You know this city.  Find him and kill him.”  What?!?
*Ed yeets down the chute after Jim*  OK, that kinda took me out of the moment but what the hell am I watching?
God, that city looks terrible.
*gasps and reels back*  It’s Jeremiah!  Yes!
He’s just sleepin’, this scary, beautiful man.
What are they doing?
What?!?
“Ouch.”  *eyebrows raise*
“Stitches still sore, huh?  Never would have happened if you [Jeremiah] wore that armor I [Ecco] prepared.”  *scoffs*  Of cou-
“That bullet is making you [Ecco] sentimental.”  Glass houses?
“Give her a shake, huh?”  *jaw drops out of mixture of shock, confusion, and being grossed out when Ecco shakes her head for him*
“I told you I had to let Selina thrust the knife into my flesh at least once.”  *tries not to be disgusted”
“Verisimilitude trumps precaution, you see.”  *ends up smiling*
AN:  What a great line.
“Selina Kyle and Bruce Wayne needed to think you were dead, boss.”  “Yeah.”  Thank you, Captain Obvious-
*gasps when Jeremiah suddenly makes Ecco lean down toward him*
Where are they?  Is this still that tunnel from the Soothsayer’s lair?
*jaw drops in shock when Jeremiah and Ecco walk into the sitting room of Wayne Manor*
*slaps hands on table and leans back*  SHHHUT THE FRICK UP!
Shit, this is the music from the first trailer!
*gasps and jaw drops open in absolute horror when the surgery patients are shown to Jeremiah for the first time*
*Jeremiah laughs*  [very softly] My God...
“gasps when the camera gets in Jeremiah’s face*
“I love family reunions, don’t you?”  *just shaking out of shock*
*shoves away laptop and table at the final shot of Jeremiah*  Ahh my God!
*End title pops up*  Wait-wh-wh-wait what?  What?
*gets out of seat to take it all in when end credits roll*
*comes back after a good five seconds*  What the freak did I just watch?
*sits for a while to try to catch my breath*  Whoo...
We got to wait two weeks for another episode?  Get the frick outta here.  Oh my God...
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