#ohohohoo what a guy

[v4mpy-cat]

❤️💜Keep That Shirt Up!💜❤️

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Okay... A long requested tickle fic is finally here! It took quite a while to write all this! I hope you guys like this!~ 💖✨

Also, this is based off of something that the one and only @tikalee has posted!~

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Featuring: Ler!Red Mungus and Lee!Warchief!

I'm not counting all the words, I can't really count all of 'em.

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It was a slow day in the airship. Everyone's a bit bored and lazy.

"Mmm... C'mon, think of something already, Mungus!" Red Mungus said to himself, as he groaned loudly. He was walking around the meeting room, using all his brain strength to think. But. There's one thing he didn't think of...

"Oh! Ohohohoo, I know..." Red Mungus chuckled as his Ler mood hit. "I think I've seen this post on Tumblr. I think I can do this to..." Red Mungus said, as he thinks of who to tickle. And then he says:

"Warchief!"

Red Mungus did a goofy evil laugh as he thought of tickling Warchief. "Heh, at least I know where he is." Red Mungus thought confidently. "He has to be in the lounge, taking his break. I gotta be quick though! His break ends in 10 minutes!" Red Mungus said a bit worried.

And... Red Mungus was right! Warchief is just on his phone, humming the song "Voting Time." Red Mungus takes a little peek at Warchief, chuckling evilly.

Then suddenly, Red Mungus jumps out at Warchief. "Raaaaaa!" Red Mungus yelled as he made a ">:3" expression.

"Oh? Hey there, Mungus. What do you want?" Warchief says, not suspicious at all.

Mungus then giggled and showed Warchief the Tumblr post he was talking about. "Look at this! You wanna play this fun game?" Red Mungus said in a happy high-pitched voice.

"Hm... Sure. We can play... If your gonna be the Lee." Warchief said sarcastically. Red Mungus has a puzzled look on his face. "But Warchieeeeef!" Red Mungus whined.

"I was kinda hoping the Lee would be you! I mean, this requires a shirt! Y'know, the shirt has to be up!" Red Mungus said deviously.

"What-?!" Warchief said as he blushed. He was wearing a shirt, under his chief outfit. Red Mungus giggled as he said, "Exactly! Now, lay on the floor for me."

Warchief rolls his eyes, laying on his back. Red Mungus giggles more, but it's more of an evil giggle. "Now, I'm gonna unbutton this outfit! It's in the way of your stomach..."

Red Mungus then unbuttons Warchief's chief outfit. Warchief gets a little bit scared. "There we go! Now! Lift your shirt up." Red Mungus said, staring at Warchief with that devious face.

"Wait, why-?! Why should I?!" Warchief yelled in confusion.

"Because the Tumblr post says so! Now lift it up! And don't put it down!" Warchief sighs, he then slowly lifts up his shirt, exposing his lower stomach.

"Aww! Look at that belly!" Red Mungus happily teased as he feels Warchief's stomach. Warchief sucks his teeth, knowing what fate had in store for him.

"Hehehe, your stomach is so smooth and soft! Is it squishy too?" Red Mungus asked Warchief in a playful tone as he squished Warchief's stomach.

Warchief lets out a little yelp as he immediately turns into a puddle of giggles. "Heheheh-! M-Mungus, stop that!" Warchief said in between his cute giggles.

Red Mungus ignores Warchief as he slowly traces his fingers across Warchief's bare stomach. Warchief immediately starts laughing. He wiggles around, trying to escape. But, he doesn't dare to put his shirt down.

"Oh! And remember, you can't put your shirt down! Otherwise I'll tickle your ribs!" Red Mungus said deviously. "What-?! No no no, not my ribs-!" Warchief whined as he continues giggling loudly and wiggling.

"Yep! I'll do it if you disobey me!" Red Mungus teased, as he skitters his fingers across Warchief's stomach. Warchief squeals as Red Mungus does his little shenanigans. "Hahahaha! W-Wait, stop it! That tickles so much-! Ahahaha!" Warchief said in between his laughter.

Red Mungus giggles as he skitters his fingers faster on Warchief's poor ticklish stomach. "Nooooo! Hahahahah! Stop it, I can't handle this anymore!" Warchief laughed, as he continues wiggling around, but he still doesn't put his shirt down.

"Wow! Your one tough cookie, eh?" Red Mungus chuckled. "I bet you can't handle this!" Red Mungus plants his face into Warchief's stomach, slowly nuzzling it. He blows some small raspberries on him in between.

"Wait-! Not that! Anything but thaaaat!" Warchief really couldn't stand this tickly sensation anymore. He immediately tries putting his shirt down, without realizing that he was making a big mistake. And I mean, big.

"Aha! I caught you trying to put your shirt down!" Red Mungus yelled at Warchief as he puts his hand on Warchief's ribs. "You know what's gonna happen now, right?" Red Mungus said in a creepy Ler tone.

"N-No. DON'T." Warchief said dead serious. He seems to be not kidding about this. "Ah-ah! Too late for apologies!" Red Mungus giggled as he starts scribbling his fingers on Warchief's ribs.

Warchief screams in his laughter as he starts squirming a whole lot. "Wait, wait-! Stop it! Not there-! Not my ribsss!" Warchief whined as he continues to squirm and laugh.

"Hehehehe! Maybe I should do this game on your ribs next time!" Red Mungus said, ignoring Warchief's desperate whines.

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Ending it here, cuz I'm too lazy to have Red Mungus stop! Goodbye my lovely followers~ 💖✨

[sunnymatsu]

JAMIE WITH wilted rose butter strawberry :3c

YESSSS JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!THANK YOUUU ill do both past + present bc he is so so different.

🥀 [WILTED ROSE] How good is your OC at meeting deadlines? What motivates them?

oh man hes awful with it. very much a "wait till the last minute to do anything and then fuck up because hes rushing it" kind of guy. motivated in the past by a desperate need for survival + want to be perceived as a functioning person, motivated now by just general love of life and Actual appreciation for the things he does <3

🧈 [BUTTER] How soft is your OC? In what sense are they soft?

Ohohohoo. well. in the past he did NOT want to be having any soft emotions whatsoever but thank god for abby because she helped him a Lot with that. mellowed out Very much over time...now he is just softness forever <3 except sometimes but dont worry about that.

🍓 [STRAWBERRY] How do they feel about 'cute' things?

HMM good question. I don't think he cares that much for stereotypical cute stuff... like plushies and the color pink and candies are just kind of Meh to him. doesnt hate them or anything just doesnt really care. he DOES like fish though and thinks they are quite cute. :) i think he definitely Could have a soft spot for random silly stuff though. draw a silly smiley face on a rock and he might go Ouhh......🥺 things that remind him of abby.....liable to make him smile but emotional also.

[obitv]

hihihi i have Appeared to ask once again abt dwd defenders. in ur post u mentioned mal still being an active force, how do u think the gang runs into him in this au ? 👁

OHHH MAN. well. Well. obviously william is still a planewalker so mal still has eyes on him from the start. but with him staying in deadwood, mal doesnt have to work with overlord to like. get out to him? which honestly i dont even know why he did that in canon but whatever my world my rules etc. and obviously dakota died and was revived too, if only by medical means, and both ashe and vyncent have weird spiritual connections, so hes DEFINITELY interested more in the group as a whole. id say he orchestrates.. Some sort of mystery for them. that ONLY they can solve - by leading the trail deep into the woods where he likely has more power. since dwd are the only people who can safely go that far in yknow its fairly easy for him to get them there for their first meeting

the main difference would be making his first offer to the group, instead of singling out william? hes not going to offer to personally train ALL of them but hes willing to bring them all to at least stay together, or let them stay in deadwood. but he is SET on getting william to come with him. obviously they know better and tell him to fuck off but theres definitely. a bit more temptation than there wouldve been. i honestly cant think of any way for him to make them meet him in the spirit world though? only dakota and vyncent would be familiar with tide and only william would know the upp and only ashe would know mark so unless he tried taking one of THEM he wouldnt have that same leverage. but if hes escalating the monster attacks on the town then i could see them seeking him out themselves to confront him, which is when theyd get something similar to the exchange for tide from s1 with the smoke spirit guy.

i think him having. ore regular contact with them could be interesting. he'd be like. an unwilling ally, in some ways. since he isnt in charge of ALL the monster attacks maybe he just did some for attnetion idfk hes mallard conway who knows what hes doing. instead of working with him to stop the trickster theyre working with him to solve. whatevers happening in the woods. but he wouldnt have anything to do with the mysteries of the People in the town and WATCH and such. dude is this post even making sense. he shows up if theyre stumped on a case and is like ohohohoo im mallard conway and im so cool and creepy and i know whats going on but i wont tell you because i want you to be my apprentice oooo blah blah english accent bullshittery. do you see the vision.

[flowerbearchocolate66]

VERONICA]: September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary.

(Music)

I believe I'm a good person, y’know,

I think there's good in everybody but here we are:

First day of senior year!

And uh… I look around at these kids that

I've known all my life and I ask myself: what happened?

[STUDENTS]: Freak, slut, burn-out, bug-eyes, poser, moron!

[VERONICA]: We were so tiny, happy and shiny,

Playing tag and getting chased.

[STUDENTS]: Freak, slut, loser, lard ass

[VERONICA]: Singing and clapping, laughing and napping, Baking cookies, eating paste.

[STUDENTS]: Redneck, stuck-up, hunchback!

[VERONICA]: Then we got bigger, that was the trigger

Like the Huns invading Rome!

(Heather and a republican girl bump into each other)

[REPUBLICAN GIRL]: Ugh!

[VERONICA]: Oh!! Sorry!!

[VERONICA]: Welcome to my school,

this ain't no high school This is the thunder dome.

Hold your breath and count the days,

We're graduating soon.

[STUDENTS]: White trash!

[VERONICA]: College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June!

(Everybody freezes)

[VERONICA]: But I know, I know, I know,  life could be beautiful. I pray, I pray, I pray, for a better way.

If we changed back then, we could change again!

We could be beautiful.

(Everybody unfreezes and dork gets tripped by Ram)

[HIPSTER DORK]: OW!

[VERONICA]: Just not today…

[VERONICA]: Hey are you okay?

[HIPSTER DORK]: Get away, nerd!

[VERONICA]: Sorry, uh…

[STUDENTS]: Freak, slut, cripple, homo, homo, homo!

[VERONICA]: Things will be better soon

as my letter comes from Harvard,

Duke, or Brown, Wake from this coma,

Take my diploma, then I can blow this town.

Dream of ivy covered walls and smokey french cafés.

[RAM]: Watch it!!

(Everybody gets lunch trays)

[VERONICA]:  Fight the urge to strike strike a match

And set this dump ablaze!

(Ram snacks Veronica’s lunch tray)

[RAM]: Ooooops!

(Everybody freezes)

[VERONICA]: Ram Sweeney,

third year as linebacker and eighth year

of smacking lunch trays… and being a huge dick!

(Everybody unfreezes)

[RAM]: What did you say to me, skank?

[VERONICA]: Ah!! Nothing!!

[VERONICA]: But I know, I know, I know, life can be beautiful.

I pray, I pray, I pray, for a better way.

We were kind before, we can be kind once more,

We could be beautiful.

(Martha walks up behind Veronica and taps her on the shoulder)

[VERONICA]: Ah!! Hey, Martha.

[MARTHA]: Hey!

[VERONICA]: Martha Dunstock - my best friend since diapers.

She’s got a huge heart, But around here thats not enough

[MARTHA]: We still on for movie night?

[VERONICA]: Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail!

[MARTHA]: I rented “The Princess Bride”!

[VERONICA]: Ohohohoo, wait again?

Wait, don't you have that memorized by now?

[MARTHA]: What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

[KURT]: MARTHA DUMPTRUCK! WIDE LOAD! HONK! HA HA!! *smacks lunch tray*

(Everybody freezes)

[VERONICA]: Kurt Kelly: Quarterback.

He is the smartest guy on the football team…

which is kind of, like being the tallest dwarf!

(Everybody unfreezes)

[KURT]: ALL RIGHT!

[VERONICA]: HEY! Pick that up, right now!

[KURT]: I'm sorry. Are you actually talking to me?

[RAM]: My buddy Kurt asked you a question.

[VERONICA]: Yes I am.

I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend; You're a Highschool has-been waiting to happen… A future gas station attendant.

[KURT]: You have a zit right there.

[VERONICA]: Dear Diary! Why?

[HIPSTER DORK]: Why do they hate me?

[REPUBLICAN GIRL]:Why don't I fight back?

[KURT]: Why do I act like such a creep?

[VERONICA]: Why?

[MARTHA]: Why won't he date me?

[RAM]: Why did I hit him?

[STONER CHICK & MS. FLEMING & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY]:

Why do I cry myself to sleep?

[VERONICA]: Why?

[STUDENTS]: Somebody hug me,

Somebody fix me, somebody save me.

Give me a sign god, give me some hope here,

Something to live for!!

(All line up at entrance making a bridge with the lunch trays)

[STUDENTS]: Ahh, Heather, Heather, and Heather.

[VERONICA]: And then there's the Heathers:

They float above it all…

[STUDENTS]: I love Heather, Heather, and Heather.

(They stand in the spotlights)

[VERONICA]: Heather McNamara- Head cheerleader.

Her dad is LOADED, he sells engagement rings.

[VERONICA]: Heather Duke – Runs the yearbook.

No discernible personality but, her mom did pay for implants.

[STUDENTS]: I want Heather, Heather, and Heather.

[VERONICA]: and Heather Chandler – “the almighty” -… She is a mythic bitch.

[VERONICA]: They're solid Teflon:

Never bothered, never harassed.

I would give anything to be like that.’

[HIPSTER DORK]: I'd like to be their boyfriend.

[STUDENTS]: That would be beautiful

[STONER CHICK]: If I sat at their table,

Guys would notice me!

[STUDENTS]: So beautiful

[MARTHA]: I'd like them to be nicer.

[STUDENTS]: That would be beautiful

[BITTER GEEK]: I’d like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats!

(Scene change)

[H. Duke]: *Throwing up*

[H. CHANDLER]: Grow up Heather, bulimia is so 87

[H. MCNAMARA]: Heathers right, maybe you should see a doctor, Heather

[H. Duke]: Yeah Heather, maybe I should.

[MS. FLEMING]:  Ah, Heather and Heather.

[H. Duke]: *Throwing up*

[MS. FLEMING]: And Heather.

[MS. FLEMING]: Perhaps you didn’t hear the bell over all the vomiting, you're late for class.

[H. CHANDLER]: Heather wasn’t feeling well, we’re helping her.

[MS. FLEMING]: Not without a hall pass, you’re not.

Weeks detention!

[VERONICA]: Actually, Ms Fleming…

All four of us are out on a hall pass.

For yearbook… committee.

[MS. FLEMING]: Very well, I see you're all listed…

Hurry up and get where you're going

[H. CHANDLER]: This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?

[VERONICA]: Uh… Veronica. Sawyer. I crave a boon.

[H. CHANDLER]: What boon?

Let me sit at your table at lunch, just once - no talking necessary.  If people think you tolerate me

Then maybe they'll leave me alone.

[Heathers snicker]

[VERONICA]: Wait before you guys answer,

I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes

[H. DUKE]: How about prescriptions?

[H. CHANDLER]: Shut up, Heather!

[H. DUKE]: Sorry, Heather.

[H. CHANDLER]: For a greasy little nobody,

You do have good bone structure.

[H. MCNAMARA]: And a symmetrical face.

If I were to put a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves… that's very important.

[H. DUKE]:Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

[H. CHANDLER]: And you know, you know,

You know. This could be beautiful. Mascara,

maybe some lip gloss, and we’re on our way.

Get this girl some blush. And Heather, I need your brush!

[H. CHANDLER]: Let’s make her beautiful

[H. DUKE]: Let’s make her beautiful

[H. MCNAMARA]: Let’s make her beautiful

[H. CHANDLER]: Make her beautiful!

[H. CHANDLER]: Okay?

[VERONICA]: Okay!

(Scene change bell rings)

[KURT]: Out of my way geek!

[BITTER GEEK]: I don't want trouble -

[RAM]: You're gonna die at 3pm!

[REPUBLICANETTE & GOTH GIRL]:

Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

[BITTER GEEK]: What'd I ever do to them?

[STUDENTS]: Who could survive this?

I can't escape this!

I think I'm dying!

[MS. FLEMING]: Who’s that with Heather?

[STUDENTS]: Whoa. Heather, Heather, Heather…

[NEW WAVE GIRL]: And... someone!

[STUDENTS]: Heather, Heather, Heather...

[GOWAN & COACH]: And a babe!

[STUDENTS]: Heather, Heather, Heather...

[MARTHA]: Veronica?!

[STUDENT]: Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!!!

(Veronica runs out from entrance with her hand up)

[VERONICA]: And ya know,

ya know, ya know

life could be beautiful.

You hope, you dream, you pray,

and you get your way!

Ask me how it feels

looking like hell on wheels...

My God, it's beautiful!

[STUDENTS]: Beautiful

[VERONICA]: I might be beautiful

[STUDENTS]: Beautiful

[VERONICA]: And when you're beautiful...

It's a beautiful frickin' day! Day!!!

[STUDENTS]: Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Heather! Heather! Heather!

[ALL]: Veronica! Veronica!

Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!!!

(New scene)

(Veronica writing in her diary)

[VERONICA]: Dear Diary, it’s been three weeks since I became friends with the Heathers!

[VERONICA]: Chuckles

[VERONICA]: Well I don’t think friends is exactly the right word. It’s more like the Heathers are the people I work with. And our job is to be popular and shit

(Bell rings)

[MARTHA]: Hey Veronica?

[VERONICA]: Hey!

 [MARTHA]: You really do look beautiful these days.

[VERONICA]: Awe, thank you but it’s still the same me.

[MARTHA]: Are you sure?

[VERONICA]: Oh, look I’m really sorry I missed the movie night last week. I’ve just had a lot going on.

[MARTHA]: I get that, your with the Heathers now. That’s exiting!

[H. DUKE]: Veronica! Heather says to haul ass to the table pronto!

[VERONICA]: How vary…

[H. CHANDLER]: Veronica! I need a forgery in Rams handwriting. You’ll need something to write on! Heather bend over!

[H. CHANDLER]: Hello beautiful! I’ve been watching you and thinking about some of the old days. I hope you’ll come to my homecoming party this weekend! Miss you, Ram.

[H. CHANDLER]: Oh! And put a XO after the signature.

[VERONICA]: What’s this for anyway?

[H. CHANDLER]: I just found out the Ram used to hang with Martha Dumtruck!

[VERONICA]: Well yeah, in kindergarten we all did?

[H. DUKE]: We all didn’t kiss on the kickball field!

[H. MCNAMARA]: Oh yeah that’s right I remember! Ram kissed Martha Dumtruck. It was disgusting!

[H. CHANDLER]: Perfect!

[RAM]: It would be so righteous to be in the middle of a Heather Chandler, Veronica Sawyer Sandwich.

[KURT]: Hell yeah, punch it in!

[H. CHANDLER]: Ram! Be a sweety and give this note to Martha Dumtruck for me!

[[VERONICA]: What no?!

[RAM]: Why would you talk to that lard ass?

[H. CHANDLER]: Oh don’t read it! She’s having an extra heavy flow and wanted advice from my gino!

[RAM]: Ew gross!

[VERONICA]: What are you doing?! Please don’t do this, okay?.. Not to Martha.

[H. DUKE]: What?! It will give her shower nozzle masterbation material for weeks!

[H. CHANDLER]: Shut up Heather!

[H. DUKE]: Sorry Heather!

[VERONICA]: Martha has had a thing for Ram for 12 years now okay?... This would kill her.

(Start of Candy store)

[H. CHANDLER]:

Are we gonna have a problem?

Do you got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far,

Why now are you pulling on my dick?!

I’d normally slap your face off,

and everyone here could watch.

But I’m feeling nice. Here’s some advice.

Listen up be-yatch!

[H. DUKE & H.MCNAMARA]: I like!

[H. CHANDLER]: Lookin’ hot. Buying stuff they cannot

[tainted-wine]

Honorable Mention

I heard @lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten​ SOS signal to all Hizashi fuckers and I have responded accordingly. Sorry for being late to the party!

Words: 1.4k

Warnings: None, except for spoilers for the current arc.

The interview room was warmly furnished in a way to make guests feel at home, not like they were in a professional setting. The beams from the sun were perfectly aimed to make the smiling hero’s face glow. Attractive, and quite distracting. 

It was all going fairly smoothly so far. Hizashi held no animosity toward anyone for missing out on the Top 10 Party. Every question about his personal feelings on the matter was answered with something along the lines of “It’s nothin!”

“Not gonna lie, I’m bummed that I don’t get to wear the steampunk outfit they had planned for me. Have you seen the design? I would’ve had an entire phonograph attached to my neck!” He laughed and slapped the armrest of his plush chair. “But it’s not like I wasn’t there, I was the one announcing the winners. That’s what I do best!”

You nodded as you scan your list of planned questions. “That’s true. Your presence has always been there, especially in the anime.”

“Exactly! Who else is gonna call out new characters and explain their quirks? That role is for me and only me, baby!”

“I agree, but after the work you’ve put in during the War Arc, many of us believe that you deserve more love. Especially after your infamous DJ Punch.”

“Ohohohoo,” Hizashi chuckled lowly at the pleasant memory. “Now there’s something I want! A few more right hooks to that doctor’s jaw. Sometimes screaming just doesn’t cut it, ya know? I’d rather get a little more hands-on, ‘specially when things get...personal.” His expression flashed into something darker, but the mysterious thought appears to leave his mind as quickly as it came.

You ignore it and stay on topic. No need to make this interview heavy or distressing in any way. “It was a very pleasant surprise for us, seeing you get up close and personal like that. I never pegged you as the physical type.”

He shrugged. “I hear that all the time, but come on, what do you guys think I do when I can’t use my super hazardous quirk? Do you think I just stand there and commentate?”

Well, when he puts it like that... “My apologies, I suppose it just never crossed my mind.”

He held up a hand to halt any rising feelings of guilt. “No worries, listener. I don’t mind my reputation as just ‘The Announcer Guy’, it makes things all the more satisfying when I see the shock on a villain’s face after I bust his nose.”

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Frankly, the interview wasn’t nearly as passionate and bitter as many were definitely hoping it would be, but you didn’t want to antagonize the friendly hero for the public’s entertainment. If the poll results didn’t bother him, then that’s just how it is.

After shaking hands, you both stood up and straightened yourselves out. You uttered a “thanks again” to him before taking your clipboard and pen, but Hizashi speaks up the second you take your first step toward the door.

“Y’know, it’s not that hard to throw a decent punch.”

You turn to him. “Is that so?”

“Yeah. How about a free lesson in exchange for a nice clean interview. I appreciate it!”

That’s...well, you had things to get done, but, “Alright.” Your interest in Present Mic wasn’t just an act put up for the sake of the interview. You're a genuine fan that isn’t going to pass up the opportunity to personally learn something from him.

The hero gently took your things and placed them to the side before taking his place right in front of you. “Okay, go ahead and take a swing at your boy.” His arms opened up, waiting patiently for your attack.

You shifted awkwardly, unsure of the proper way to punch, so you just ball your hand into what you believe is a decent fist and weakly shoot it forward.

A gloved palm stops it before making contact, his grip gentle yet firm. Emerald eyes examine your fist closely — it all has goosebumps forming on your skin for reasons you don’t know. Or at least you don’t think you know. “Not bad! Always make sure your thumb is on the outside and your fingers curl into your palm. Gotta take that impact without damaging your hand. Try again!”

You withdraw your hand and take his advice, positioning your fingers like he told you before launching another strike. He catches it again, this time with a hum of approval. “Ya wanna hit me with your knuckles, not the flat of your fingers. Turn it up and try again!”

You do just that. Another punch, another quick lesson.

Hizashi gets closer than you ever imagined, those talented hands positioning your hips and shoulders at more appropriate angles. “The power comes from your whole body!” He states before motioning for another go.

This isn’t at all how you planned to spend your break after the interview, but you had no complaints even as you exposed your clumsiness to the renowned hero. He was a teacher, after all. You just didn’t expect him to be as proficient at teaching self-defense as he was with English.

“So,” he starts up while casually catching your fists. “How did you personally feel when I punched Dr. Douche in the face?”

The question makes you pause, but a quick gesture from Hizashi urges you to keep going. “I...well, it was admirable.”

More than that. The raw fury emitting from the normally carefree man when he charged Ujiko was...enticing. Exhilarating.

It was hot, alright? It was pretty hot, but you weren’t going to tell him that.

“Thanks! Good to know that breaking jaws gets people pumped! I’ve heard a bit of feedback from my dear listeners. Some found it shocking, some found it kinda sexy.”

Well shit.

“I can understand that.” It left your mouth before you could even think. Why the hell did you even comment on that, you idiot?

Hizashi quirked an eyebrow and grinned. “Can you, now? Give me your two cents on it.”

Your stance falters and you almost fall forward during your next swing. You thankfully catch yourself before he can do it for you. That would’ve made matters even more awkward. “That’s—of course, it’s common to find sudden aggression in an otherwise friendly person attractive.”

“Is that what it is? I just gotta do less screaming and beat more faces in so that the ladies will find me hot?”

“Of course not! You’re always—”

You stop yourself.

Whoops.

Hizashi lowered his shades just enough to give you the smuggest look that has ever graced his face. “Always what?”

Shaky stutters and darting eyes are your answer. Desperate to ignore the heat rising in your face, you fire a punch that’s much more powerful than intended.

Even with the added speed and force, he sees it coming and not only catches it, but sends your entire world spinning when he pulls you forward and twists your arm until you’ve completely twirled around with your back pressed against him. It all happened so fast that you didn’t even notice the startled squeak you made.

Your wrist is being held tightly against your lower back. The breath from his chuckle can be felt against your ear which is way too close and you might melt. “Uh-oh, someone just got a hold of you!” He exclaims in a fake panic. “How do you get him off?”

Shut up, brain. That probably isn’t what he meant.

Wanting to escape his grasp before he notices the effect he’s having on you, your free arm whips back with the limited amount of room it has, hoping to knock him back and loosen his grip, only for him to catch your other wrist and wrap your arm around the front of your body.

“Yikes, that didn’t work either!” The bastard had you trapped, his hold getting tighter every time you squirmed. You should probably stop because he’s only getting closer, his chest rising and falling against you at a much slower rate than yours. “Looks like you’re in trouble!”

One minute you were having a professional conversation with Present Mic. The next, he’s giving you a free fighting lesson. And then the next, he has you completely subdued and pressed against him.

And with his voice low enough to make your body shake, he speaks right into your ear again.

“I think you’re pretty hot too, listener.”

[greaserink]

‘m sorry you’re gettin’ all confused, sweet stuff. id definitely talk to you off anon if i didn’t find how hot you were a little daunting. i mean, you’re just... adorable. truly a greaser after my own heart. makes my knees jelly & my thoughts jam, y’know? but gosh, if i did have the courage... let’s just say you really would be putty. I’m a nervous gal, yeah, but... if i even had one chance, i’d make sure you were making some noises. you’d be feelin’ too nice to even be embarrassed-sock hop anon

Oh, baby. Ohohohoo...~

Aww, babycakes. You really wanna get me all ruffled up, don't ya? There ain't nothing to be afraid of, I don't bite. Too much, of course.

I'm just your friendly neighborhood guy who'd probably try to sweep ya off your feet and get you in real big trouble, and it seems that what you really want, don'tchya?

Dancin' around this won't do ya too good, sugar. You just keep on tryin' to butter me up, but the only thing your doin' is putting your hand in the lion's cage; might just lose a finger that way.

[sigurdjarlson]

thoughts on the finale (SPOILERS SPOILERS)

I love Theon Greyjoy with all my heart. I’m glad that he got some sort of closure with Jon. I started to cry at ngl “You don’t have to choose. You’re a greyjoy and a stark.” ALSO IM SO PROUD OF HIM BASHING THAT GUY’S HEAD IN LIKE YESSSS I may have been verbally cheering  at the screen *cough* (also I like how the thing they constantly mock him for ended up being an advantage in the fight HAH TAKE THAT BITCH)

I wasn’t sure for a while but during this episode I was sure that was exactly how it was gonna go and it did!!! AHahhaha rest in PIECES, Petyr. “The lone wolf dies but the pack survives.” D A M N RIGHT. THOSE ARE MY GIRLS. THERE THEY ARE.

I’m also proud of my baby Jaime for leaving Cersei. I thought he was going to die and I nearly pissed my pants. Not really but my stomach did so many flip flops during this entire episode ugh. If he doesn’t meet up with Brienne I’m going to be fuckin pissed?

I knew Euron wasn’t really “leaving” as much as going to do Cersei’s bidding under the guise of running way. i just didn’t know what he was doing until it was revealed.

Tyrion scared the shit out of me god damn it. I thought he was going I really did. Also I love their scene together? There were so many emotions from both and I want to sink my teeth into that juicy Lannister meta a little later. 

Why won’t they let Sandor mention Sansa?? wtf. I love Arya and Sandor’s...friendship but not friendship but I want my sansan god damn it.

Words can’t express how much I love Sandor I just..please don’t fight Gregor. Just go. Walk away, baby. PLEASE.

Daenerys’ entrance via dragon is the only acceptable way to enter a meeting let’s be real. HBIC 

Jon and Dany are fucking now ohohohoo. i think we all knew that was coming. 

God, I love Jon Snow. I’ve always liked him but this season I’ve really fallen in love with him lmao. Also he’s fucking hot heh.

And Bran is telling Sam the truth about his parentage. ...Do you think he can see them fucking good lord?? Someone cover that boy’s third eye??? 

I absolutely hate their Actor choice for young Ned. Looks nothing like him

Also anyone else think Dany is gonna get pregnant? The exchange about her actually maybe being able to have kids was...unnecessary. I feel they put it there for a reason. (all that talk of succession too) and I’m not particularly gung ho about a plotline like that but I think it’s to be expected.

I just have a lot of feelings alright and no coherent way of expressing them

[katischuo]

all the questions you havent answered yet AND extra Q-fav thing bout' the oxford comma

2. what would you name your future kids? I’ve always had the name Angela Ridley in my back pocket as a girls name. However, I don’t know what I would do for a boy. Zachary Dylan was my go to, but I feel weird naming a child with the same names as people I know.

3. do you miss anyone? HELLA. Physically, I miss my boyfriend, as I haven’t seen him in about 2 years. But I really miss this guy named Gryphon that I met on Gaia Online (I was really into it in middle school and early high school). He was like an older brother to me when I was 15 or so but then one day, he sent me a message that he was being evicted from his apartment and I haven’t talked to him since. I really miss him. He was always so comforting.

4. what are you looking forward to? The potential of going out to Colorado this summer and the opportunity to catch up on reading all the books I have stacked in my to-read pile, as well as watching some movies and shows from my to-watch list.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? Always? I don’t know about that but both Iris and Andy are up there.

6. is it hard for you to get over someone? Gotdamn, you bet.

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? NO THAT’S CRAZY TALK I TOTALLY DIDN’T CRY AND SCREAM INTO MY PILLOW BECAUSE THE DAMN RADIATOR WAS SO LOUD IN MY DORM ROOM crazy.

9. who did you last see in person? My sister.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings? God, no. As my dad always tells me, I wear my heart on my sleeve.

11. are you listening to music right now? Nah. I’m actually waiting for an episode of Breaking Bad to buffer.

12. what is something you want right now? I want Andy to come here so I can cuddle with him because I am starving for physical affection.

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? Last week? I hugged Justin after not seeing him for months.

15. personality description Fuck. Um, I’m a nerdy science girl who just wants to know everything about everything. I’m stubborn to a fault and want to fix everyone’s problems, even though I can’t even fix my own.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? This is only my life.

17. opinion on insecurities. I hate them. I have so many and I hate them.

18. do you miss how things were a year ago? Not in the slightest.

20. what is your favourite song at the moment? Idk something off of After Laughter. Probably Caught in the Middle? Or Pools.

21. age and birthday? I’m 20 years old and my birthday is February 13th.

23. fear(s) Mostly failure and rejection.

24. height I’m about 5′10″

26. idol(s) I’m going to have to reference you to my role models question because I really don’t see much of a difference.

27. things i hate Bigotry, suffering, and apathy.

29. favourite film(s) The Wind Rises and Moulin Rouge!

30. favourite tv show(s) The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones

31. 3 random facts 1) I try to carry a pencil with me when I read so I can mark sentences that strike a chord with me, so I can see where I was at mentally when I reread the book. 2) I have my library card number memorized. 3) I’m studying for a Linguistics minor purely out of the love for Linguistics.

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? I think it’s pretty 50/50 now. 

33. something you want to learn EVERYTHING. But right now, this moment, I really want to learn how to enjoy chemistry.

35. favourite subject Biology, more specifically, Anatomy and Physiology.

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? 1) I want to persue medicine. 2) I want to at least be trilingual. 3) I want to get a fancy ass shower.

37. favourite actor/actress Me? A total slut for Natalie Dormer.

38. favourite comedian(s) John Mulaney? I don’t really keep up with comedians too much.

39. favourite sport(s) I love watching gymnastics! Participating-wise, swimming.

40. favourite memory Ohohohoo, this isn’t my favorite memory (I don’t want to get sappy here) but it definitely is one of my most precious memories. I was lounging on the couch, as one does, and my dad is standing at the open window in the living room. We’re talking about what a nice day it was and how beautiful the breeze was. He then proceeds to tell me how the air also smells beautiful and that it’s all thanks to Canada (as much of their weather comes down to us here in the ol’ Minnesota). Then he looks out the window and softly whispers “Thank you, Canada” and I fucking lost it.

41. relationship status Taken by an utter and complete nerd

42. favourite book(s) Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson and The Infernal Devices series by Cassandra Clare.

43. favourite song ever I’m going to stop you right there. I’m too indecisive for this.

44. age you get mistaken for Usually around 16 or 17.

45. how you found out about your idol role model Okay, here’s the story of how I stumbled upon Miss Angelina (albinwonderland) because it’s pretty obvious how I found out about my grandmother. Anyway, when I was 14 or so, Pewdiepie was just starting up and I watched him almost daily. Around this time, there was a competition called King of the Web or something like that, in which he was a part of. So of course, I go to the competition website and vote for him! I noticed with this competition that there was only one girl in the running and she had bright, bubblegum pink hair. Interested, I check out her YouTube channel and end up falling in love.

46. what my last text message says To my mother: “Are you on your way home? I was wondering if I should cook up dinner for Thomas and me or if I should just sit tight for a bit”

47. turn ons Common sense, passion, authenticity, confidence verging on cockiness (not really any physical turn ons for me)

48. turn offs Being an asshat, arrogance

49. where i want to be right now COLORADO

50. favourite picture of your idol I’m honestly too lazy to look for it, but it’s a picture on Angelina’s instagram of her wearing a Barbie crop top.

51. starsign Aquarius

52. something i’m talented at I’m pretty good at picking up new concepts. Like, I can do it pretty quickly, for the most part.

53. 5 things that make me happy 1) Naps 2) Vidy games 3) Books 4) Nice pens! 5) Puppies that get so exicted that the hop instead of walking.

55. tumblr friends Shit, you gonna make me @ some. Here are some of my favs: Andy @andu-senpai , Joe @jt-snow , Iris @howmanyletterscaniputinmyurl , Anya @vulpesnox , KP @royalslimefather , and Kalie @onthefrits

57. favourite animal(s) Giraffes, cows, and flamingos

58. description of my best friend Please refer to the description of my crush/boyfriend.

59. why i joined tumblr One of my friends recommended it to me.

60. ask me anything you want Favorite thing about the Oxford comma. It makes sentences less like to be misinterpretted and it’s cool enough to have a song about it (Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend). In all honesty, I love the Oxford comma so much and those who don’t use it are WRONG.

[raythecomputerart]

Honestly I agree so much about what you said about the show!! I also love the theme of friendship throughout the show and how much stronger they were when they worked as a team. I think it's so cool how different the characters are but how they were able to bond together and kick ass! What did you think of Terra? And who was your favorite villain on the show?

So do I!! And the fact that when characters went off on their own you STILL got to see that? And you got to see how their thinking shifted because they had been around the other Titans for so long! I love it so much

Ah Terra, Terra Terra Terra Terra. I have a lot of feelings about her and I actually *conveniently enough cause I’m rewatching the series* just watched her first episode and it brought all these feelings back. On one hand I understand her situation so much and can see how she got manipulated and how her fears overcame any chance of rationalizing, how she saw Slade as her only option and I understand all of this very much. But I still get so. Mad. At her. Like I can’t even give rational explanations as to why I’m mad at her other than she put the Titans through so much pain. Not to mention she got purposely close to them to find out their weaknesses against them which is honestly something that I’m afraid of. But at the same time I understand why she felt like she had to do these things and she was hesitant to do it at first too and she pulled through in the end which makes me happy but I’m still just. In the end I think my opinion on her is neutral, but leaning on distrusting.

And favorite villain, you ask the hardest questions Anon! I feel bad cause I keep giving you ties anytime you ask for favorites but it’s honestly a tie between The Brain and Slade.

For Slade he was extremely manipulative sometimes to the point where as a viewer I questioned if maybe he was correct or if we should just let him be. Which honestly is amazing to me cause I’ve never seen a character that manipulative (and have yet to see another) to the point of where knowing they were evil didn’t really help? But it also made me dislike him and want to take him down that much more.

With The Brain he was a classic example of a villain that is a lot smarter than the good guys and honestly had a devastating plan. And he got the closest to defeating everyone. But when we got all of the Titans out? Ohohohoo that was AMAZING to watch! Because we saw all the villains in one place AND all the heroes in one place and we got to see Jinx be a hero! Which is just amazing cause Jinx is also among my favorite characters