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Closing The Bar

It’s a bummer to be coming back just to announce this, but I don’t wanna make this a long sad essay, so I’ll do my best to keep this, uh, not too long.

This blog was made during a period of boredom and extra free time. I had the wild idea to step into a community I always curiously admired from a distance: PORN. It’s been a fantastical horny ride that allowed me to enjoy all of those silly, weird, and dark thoughts that have stewed in my sexually repressed brain for years. Unfortunately, with my lonely quarantine days behind me, I just don’t have that time anymore, and writing has been 30% fun and 70% frustration throughout these past few months. Not to mention that my thirst meter is back to its usual low levels and I’m having a hard time raising it again for the sake of creating quality content.

Instead of checking in every blue moon to promise that I’ll get something out, I think it’s time that I officially close up shop. This hobby was never meant to last as long as it did, and I can’t believe just how much I enjoyed running this blog. It’s been a ball engaging with others and sharing kinky thoughts. Looking back, the kind of shit I’ve written is insane and...honestly, a little embarrassing. Looking at Hawks is going to make me laugh awkwardly in the future.

So, thank you everyone. All of my readers, followers, mutuals, and birds helped make the beginning of the 2020s much less stressful than it could’ve been. I’m sorry that some of my stories mentioned in the past won’t be completed, but at this point my brain will sooner explode before I manage to make any worthwhile progress on them. This blog will remain as is and won’t be touched again after this.

Goodbye folks, and thanks for drinking with me! 🍷🍷🍷

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Here is another collaboration by The Underground discord server. This months prompt was anything mythical/fae. Please heed the warnings on each piece and enjoy.

BNHA

✦ Aizawa Shouta - @kandyshoppe

KINGDOM HEARTS

✦ Axel - @flameohotman96​

BNHA

✦ Aizawa Shouta - @arvandus​

✦ Amajiki Tamaki - @tainted-wine​

✦ Takami Keigo/Hawks x Reader - @pumpkinpot​

✦ Todoroki Enji x Todoroki Natsuo x Reader - @anime-nymph​

BORDERLANDS

✦ Moxxi - @threekinsinatrenchcoat-writes​

HAIKYUU

✦ Oikawa Tooru - @shinsotired​

✦ Tendou Satori - @donica95​

JJK

✦ Getou Suguru - @seigesinbin​

TOKYO REVENGERS

✦ Sano Manjiro/Mikey - @dabi-hates-fish​

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I gotta say, love your icon. Knowing the fandom u might get shit for it being mineta but fucking hell its pefect for your blog. 10/10 fine wine🍷🍷

2 years 'round these parts and I haven't faced any hostility for my Mineta avatars. I should wear a badge to show off this amazing accomplishment.

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Here's to hoping you have a good weekend 🤎🤎

Thank you as always, nyx! Your phantom hugs always put a pep in my step!

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Hi! I love your blog!

So I recently had one of my ocs commissioned for roleplay and I recreated a scene where Luna (my oc, on the left) and Bunko (her best friend, another original character) both basically chirp and screech into the sky. It’s supposed to be a powerful moment where they let go of all of their regrets/painful past, but all I can imagine is Hawks hearing two potential mates screaming a mating call XD (either that or he’s asking who’s making all of that racket)

"Ah, I love the sound of strong independent birds in the morning."

Thank you for both the love and for sharing your oc's! They look precious, and Hawks would crash the personal moment to make it known.

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Give keigo the eggo

Eggo waffles with some crispy chicken sounds like the perfect breakfast date with my birb.

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Don’t feel bad, I let a female shiny Combee get away not too long into the game (that’s 12.5 percent chance of getting a female combee, on top of it being shiny as well)

Bid-OOF.

A female too? I'll pour one out for you. Shower yourself in dazzling honey and surely that combee will comback.

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Please help me!!! I'm looking for a hawks fic where he is a prince of a rich avian kingdom and you are a princess of a enemy kingdom. Hawks sends tokoyami to your kingdom to discuss things. Long story short you give him this plate you've had in your family for ages. Your father disowns you. You go to hawks kingdom and he shoves a pearl necklace up your 🐱 LMAO!!! If you know I would be really grateful!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

I MUST know what is causing so many people to find Avaritia, only for it to escape their buttery hands at some point.

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We hope you enjoy the Underground server’s first official collab! [Warning!!! This collab contains a LOT of dark content.]

“Welcome to the city’s seedy underbelly. Not sure how you found this place. What… did you stumble down the drain pipes or somethin’? Well, if you’re not lookin’ for all things dirty and depraved, you’ve got no business here. Illegal raves, fight clubs, drugs… shit, if you’re lookin’ for some real fun, we’ve even got a few brothels down here.

Be sure to watch your step. Wouldn’t wanna get into any trouble; at least not the type you didn’t ask for. Oh… and do yourself a favor: read the fuckin’ signs before you go in anywhere. No one’s gonna pat your head if you see something you don’t like.

Good luck, and remember, this is your life… and it’s ending one minute at a time.”

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Am playing Pokemon Legends and Arceus was kind enough to bless me with a shiny Bidoof during the second friggin mission of the game...and I failed to catch it.

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This is exquisite excellence, wtf how have I never considered characters obsessing over someone with a language barrier. 

Where’s My Language App? [Yandere Shigaraki x Reader]

Title: Where’s My Language App? [Yandere Shigaraki x Reader]

Synopsis: You don’t know who he is. You don’t even know what he’s saying.

Just a short lil thing inspired by some recent posts from @stupid-sloot-headcanons​ on a darling with a language barrier.

Word Count: 1722

Notes: yandere, kidnapped reader, English-speaking reader/language barrier

You don’t know who he is. You don’t know why he took you. You don’t even know what he’s saying. Not that he’s said all that much since you woke up in a dimly lit room, arms bound in front of you tightly with rope that has gone from itchy to uncomfortable and now bordering on painful as your circulation has waned.

It’s been… three days? Four? You’re not sure. There’s nothing to accurately measure time with. Only the comings and goings of the man who kidnapped you, which don’t seem marked by any particular time of day, give you any sense of time passing.

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the old sketch, it was all for his tail ^^

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It's nice to see that you want to explore other characters ! Even if Hawks is my n°1, I can't wait to read new stuff from you 💙 Btw, I know you're gonna write about student characters, but if you have any ideas for smuts about a certain killer whale hero, my terato ass has NOTHING against that 👀 - 🦌anon

I normally prefer humans with animal qualities over full-on anthro animals, but y'know what?

Yeah, I'd free his willy.

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It's my birthday (well it's almost 1 am, so I guess yesterday was my birthday, but yea)

Well since it's no longer your birthday...

🎶A Very Merry Unbirthday to you!🎶

I hope you had a great time!

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Reader is joking around with hawks and suddenly makes bird noises at him. Turns out it’s like a mating call to him and he totally answers. 😉

(Checking to make sure that isn't something I wrote)

Hmmmmmm nah, I'm afraid that I can't help with this one.

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I’m looking for a short Drabble about a reader with a bird quirk who chirps at hawks

Now this....

I don't have much to work with this one.

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I lost a fic where the reader is the daughter of a king and her brother is killed, so you need to take a certain bowl to Hawks and then he breeds you

Aaaaay that sounds like Avaritia by @bibbidi-bobbidi-birb. A fine choice of fiction, I must say!