#ok but look at Jaewoo trying to be all romantic for the first message

[thecosmicsen]

☏ i want another one >:)

send me ‘☏’ for a voicemail my muse would leave yours. +  ALWAYS ACCEPTING  //   @shesin

📞   PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .          7 PM.  WANDERING AROUND THE STREETS.

“  well hello,  is this world’s most talented, smartest, beautiful, sexiest, gorgeous demon ??  it’s your boy Jaewoo.  I’m wondering how many voicemails you get per day.  it must be like fifty per day,  right  ??  it must be full of desperate guys too . . .  ahh well,  too bad that you are all MINE now.  but anyways,  instead of sending you a voice note or something, I figured this could be a nice little surprise for you when you’re sorting through your voicemail garbage.  I know I’m one of the many boys after you in your voicemail inbox thing but wow.  I’m walking around right now and when I went past a bakery,  I immediately thought of you and how much I want to bring you here to this cute little bakery next time with me.  even though you would find the food bland,  you would love the scent of this place baby.  it smells of freshly whipped cream,  strawberry sponge and so much cinnamon spice.  we are going to eat all the extra cinnamon buns so you can get a real taste of something sweet  !!  it is making me so hungry but we need to come here.  it’s so cosy,  they got knitted cable blankets on their couches and all.  we can snuggle up there.  oh one second someone keeps messaging me——  oh wait it’s YOU babe.  wait is this still recording,  well is this recording even  ??  oh my god you sent a picture too—— OH OKAY I’M ON MY WAY BACK HOME I WON’T BE LONGER THAN FORTY MINUTES  !!!!! ”

📞   PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .          12 AM.  AT HOME WITH THE TWIN BABIES.

“  heyyy mummy,  the boys and I are missing you so much !!   it feels so different without you here.  it feels like you’re off on a business trip on the other side of the world but it’s just back-to-back meetings because you’re making that mountain of money.  soo you can ignore the missed calls because I was just trying to see if you had five minutes to show your face on video for the babies quickly because they won’t stop crying right now.  it’s not that bad though,  I’ve got everything under control  !!  this was going to happen anyway,  it feels very weird when their mama isn’t around which I can relate to but they have to get used to it  !!  they take after their daddy,  huh.  can’t go too long without you———  oh no Iseul,  it’s ok  !!  she is coming back soon  !!  ”  a series of broken whimpers & sobbing noises can be heard on the other end from the babies.  “  whoa,  is this how I act  ??  they are being so dramatic right now.  ignore the crying.  I have everything in control  !!  I’ve got both of them cuddled up on my chest right now.  that’s why the crying is kind of loud.  not because I have no idea what I’m doing.  to be kind of honest,  I am a little offended.  why aren’t they happy with me  ??  is it the irreplaceable mama bond  ??  is it because they know I got no milk to offer ??   wait what if I cut out holes in my shirt so I can shove the bottles through them so they get that illusion although that’s kind of weird.  listen up boys  !!  we’re going to survive without mama for a few more hours so let’s send her some kisses so she remembers that we love her  !!  here,  kiss  !!  ”  two sloppy kissing noises followed up with a clean air blown kiss sounds.  “  can’t wait to see you back home mummy !!  drive back safe !!  love you lots  !!  ”

📞   PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .          1 AM.  IN THE MIDST OF URBAN MOUNTAIN WILDERNESS.

“  hey baby was just letting you know that I’ll be back home a little late because I ALMOST ran into a shaman but I’m hiding out with a bunch of drunk hikers on one of the mountain trails and uhh . . .  do you think you could pick me up whenever you’re free  ??  I’m safe till then don’t worry.  I just don’t want to risk going back down without you unless you can’t make it then let me know.  I’ll see if someone else can accompany me.  ugh,  they are so fucking annoying.  but this incident is making me realise that I should probably sing a song to pass time by.  okay don’t mind me sounding like this . . .   ahem ahem . . .  sorry can't answer your call.  at the moment cause she really got me focused on her lips wow.  you ain’t even trying,  girl you don’t feel me now.  feel me now, I’m trying to get to you.  you know you want me to know how you want it ooh.  so I’m coming to you live.  girl I really love your styling.  black hair,  black cardigan. so pretty like the view.  if I had to pick,  it’s you.  I ain’t playin it’s true.  baby lemme ask you,  your phone’s ringing.  is it a friend,  whoa don’t answer———   haha I’m just kidding.  it’s your smitten boyfriend calling.  in need of your fear striking presence  !!   I love you so much,  don’t ever forget that.  I’m going to stop now but don’t drop everything for me or anything,  okay ??  I’m fine.  just waiting for you.  see you later baby,  mwah.  ”

📞   PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP . . .          3 AM.  DRUNK AND HORNY.

“  babyyy,   fuuck.  where are youuuu.   just thinking about how fucking pretty your eyes look when you got my dick in your mouth.  not sure if I want to fuck your brains out —  hic —  you really do have the prettiest pussy babe but you look too adorable when you’re gagging on my dick soooo can you come home soon pretty please.  or I don’t know,  I also feel like getting my ass rammed by youuuu but how are you gonna fuck me hard if you’re not here  ??  yeah exactly.  I’m waitiiingg for you so h———  ”