#okay so vis a vis the 'do you know how far away december is' conversation

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incorrect bapo quotes (part 1)

there are definitely bapo incorrect quotes already out there somewhere however i have an incredible long incorrect quotes doc so here are some of the Good Ones (incorrect quotes my beloved <3)

Peter: Well, I suppose the only solution would be to tell everyone the truth. Jason: That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

Peter: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Jason Matt: What? Not everyone likes Jason Peter: Who doesn’t? Matt: Well mayb- Peter: Names, Matt, I need names

Nadia: Oh, so now I’m supposed to be nice, make friends and treat her with mutual respect? Peter: Yeah Nadia: Wake up, Peter! That’s exactly what Ivy wants me to do Peter: That’s what everyone wants everyone to do!

Jason: It’s £2.50 per rose Matt: Who has that kind of money? Nadia: Ivy loves roses Matt: I’ll take them all

Lucas: Man, I really like Tanya. Lucas: I better show her how much she means to me. Lucas: *sends her a meme at 3am*

Ivy: *pushes a pull door* Nadia: You’re supposed to pull, not push. Ivy: Thanks, next I was gonna try lifting the door from the bottom.

Ivy: I'm thinking of doing charity work? Nadia: You should donate blood Ivy: Oh, th- Nadia: All of it.

Ivy: I searched everywhere. Nadia: What? Ivy: I looked through hundreds of files. Ivy: Searched through my messages. Ivy: I even searched my wardrobe. Ivy: But I still couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion. Nadia: …

(okay but this one is based on an actual conversation i had with my friends) Peter: Do you know how far away December is? Cause I don’t Jason (joking): 12 months Nadia: Does it look like fucking Christmas to you? Ivy (gesturing to the open door): Shhhh Nadia: Oh sorry, but seriously, does it look like Christmas to you? Peter (actually thinking): Wait, aren’t there 24 months in a year? Jason: You’re thinking of the 24 days of Christmas Nadia: It’s the 12 days of Christmas! Jason: Well my advent calendar has 24 days on it- Peter: Wait, how many days are in December? Nadia: 31! Ivy: What’s wrong with you?! Peter: It’s cause we’re gay, we can’t do math Jason: I can do math Nadia: Shhhh *gestures around* Jason: I can do math Peter (panicking): Sorry uhhh…we’re not gay, we’re uh incredibly straight ummm…we’re homophobic! Nadia: *facepalms* Jason: I can do math

Nadia: Everyone I know is on a date right now Nadia: Well, not all together, but you know what I mean Nadia: So now I’m alone Nadia: Which means... Nadia: *inhales* Nadia: ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. ITS WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND!!! Ivy: See this is why you’re forever alone Nadia: Whatever helps you sleep at night

Lucas: If I were a millionaire, I would buy millions of melons and become a melonaire Matt: Matt: How do you have friends? Lucas: Because I’m a melonaire

Lucas: Dumbest scar stories, go! Peter: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Ivy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Nadia: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Matt: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Jason: Jason: I have emotional scars.

Lucas: I mean it was all fun and games until I licked the power outlet Matt: Walk me through the process that led up to that and then I'll decide whether you need to see a therapist

Nadia: I'm a moderate, peaceful person Jason: You threw a chair at Ivy yesterday Nadia: That is moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at her

Lucas, angrily: ARE YOU- Nadia: fucking. Lucas: -KIDDING ME?! YOU- Nadia: fucking. Lucas: IDIOT- Jason: …what was that? Nadia: Matt banned Lucas from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out Peter: I think you just like saying the f word. Nadia: That doesn’t make my job any less important.

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Out of Time [6]

vi. i’m not goin’ anywhere

Pairing: Stucky x reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Description: Steve Rogers is given permission to gather a team, and Bucky Barnes ensures that his two favorite people are ready for what’s to come.

Warnings: Smut at the end, so 18+ only for that! Also, explosions, mentions of past torture. 

A/N: A special thanks to my best friend @barnesrogersvstheworld, as always, for being a supportive angel and fixing all of my grammatical errors. This chapter isn’t very action packed, but it has important info, so it’s necessary. It’s about to get really action packed/full of angst, so enjoy this chill chapter while you can!

eta: the masterlist for the series will be in the comments until tumblr fixes the link issues.

George,                                                                November 12, 1943

I was captured. And tortured.

I don’t know what they did to me.

Something is wrong. Different.

Hi Georgie, I haven’t heard from you in a while. Things have been okay lately. I’m in Italy, I’ve been hoping to run into you since I know you were in Europe. I have run into some men from the 101st Airborne, just like you, but they said they haven’t heard from you or the rest of the 506th. I guess your company has been busy.

I miss you, George. I miss cooking with you every Sunday morning and hearing about your days at the shipyard. I even miss you giving me a hard time about dating Bucky. Write when you can, don’t leave your baby sister worrying.

The sound of the door opening behind you startles you, and you turn to see Bucky walking in, a tired smile on his face. You set your pencil down and push the letter to the side of the desk before turning to stand. Bucky walks towards you, dropping parts of his uniform as he nears you, eager to be rid of the dressed up ensemble. You smile as he pulls you into a hug and presses a kiss into your hair. You pull back and ask, “Done with your debriefs?”

He nods, “Thought I was gonna be in there for days.”

You smile, and then furrow your brows when you realize he arrived alone. “Where’s Steve?”

“Still debriefing, I think. He caught a glimpse of a map when he found me. They think it’s the location of the other Hydra bases.”

You hum in response but say nothing. Bucky glances over your shoulder to the desk you were just sitting at, spotting the letter on its wooden surface. “Is that for George?”

You sigh, heavy. Bucky leads you over to the bed and you both sink onto it, before you look up at him with wide eyes. “It’s been months, Bucky, and I haven’t heard a word. I’m worried sick, and all I can think about is Zola.”

Bucky lifts his hand and rests it on your cheek, the warmth reassuring. He whispers, “He’s okay. Zola is in Austria somewhere, with Schmidt, and we’re gonna get them both. They can’t get to him. Or us.”

You nod, tears welling up in your eyes. “I just- I don’t know how to tell him about Azzano.” Bucky’s thumb brushes away the tears that started to fall. “Steve keeps asking, too. I don’t know how to tell anyone, Buck.”

He gives you a sad smile. “I don’t either. But that’s okay.”

Before you can respond, the door flies open, Steve bursting through in a flurry of smiles and excitement. He looks at you and Bucky on the bed, tears still damp on your face, and he stammers. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to-“

Bucky waves off his apology and you wipe the tears from your face, offering Steve a smile. “No, no, it’s okay.”

“Are you sure? I can come back later.”

Bucky replies, “We’re sure.” Steve smiles a little, before Bucky questions, “Are you gonna tell us what had you coming in with so much energy?”

Steve’s face splits into a grin, and he moves closer to the bed. “Colonel Phillis wants me to assemble a team to take out the Hydra bases all over Europe.” He smiles and looks between you and Bucky. “And I want you on it. Both of you.”

Bucky smiles, “I’m in, but-“ He glances over at you, “Should she really-“

You cut Bucky off with a hard look. “I’m in too. Besides, you could both use a nurse around.”

Bucky whispers your name quietly, and you turn to look at him, noting the concern written all over his face. Steve speaks up softly from beside you. “We can keep an eye on her this way, Buck. She’ll be far from any danger. We’ll keep her safe.”

Bucky runs a hand through his hair, and sighs. “Fine. But I’m not letting her, or you,” He turns and gives Steve a look, “Go into this without better training.”

You and Steve exchange nervous looks, but both nod. “Okay.”

“Deal.”

-

December 1st, 1943

You double over, gasping for breath, the icy December air burning your lungs with every intake of breath. You hear the splashing of boots in the mud behind you, and you know you need to keep running, but every command your brain gives your legs is ignored. The steps slow as they reach you, before stopping beside you, two bodies shielding yours from the cold gusts of wind.

You turn your head slightly to the side, peeking up at the men, eyes instantly landing on the disappointed look on Bucky’s face. Exasperated, you gasp out, “What?”

“You wanted this.”

You stand up straight and glare at Bucky, your hands settling on your hips. “No. I didn’t want to get left behind while you two ran straight into danger like idiots. When you said you were putting us through real basic, I didn’t realize that meant running until I threw up. Or passed out. Or both.”

Steve spoke up from beside you, “C’mon, it’s not that bad.”

You flash an annoyed look at him. “Your opinion doesn’t count, Captain Science Experiment.”

Steve clutches his chest, pretending to look hurt, but Bucky cuts in before the argument continues. “Okay, okay. 1 more mile and run the obstacle course again, and we’ll call it a day.”

“Fine,” you grumble out, before taking off running and completing the last mile. You are halfway through the obstacle course, scrambling over the wall behind Steve, when the familiar whistle of incoming mortars sounds above you. The mortar lands near the back of the base, shaking the ground and flinging you off the wall and into the mud below. You scramble to your feet as more mortars whistle overhead and Steve grabs your hand and pulls you behind him. “We have to find cover!”

You look around for Bucky, spotting him just ahead, frantically motioning you and Steve towards a building nearby. You and Steve burst through the open door and Bucky pulls it shut behind you, before you all run down the stairs into the basement of the building, the sound of explosions muffled in the small space. You, Bucky, and Steve all stand there, tense and scared, saying nothing. And the realization hits you that the mortars were close, but in a few weeks, you’d all be running into much worse. Bucky seems to come to the same conclusion at the same time, because your eyes lock with his, and you both reach out for each other, lips crashing in a desperate kiss. You pull away, breathless, and turn to Steve before giving him a similar kiss, your tongues fighting for dominance, hands grabbing at each other’s clothes. 

Bucky is behind Steve, pulling his clothes from his body and Steve pushes your clothes to the floor around you. He pulls away as he reaches out to touch you, whispering, “Is this okay?”

You grab his hand and guide it between your legs, before pulling him back into a kiss and moaning into it. Bucky is behind Steve, kissing his shoulders and back, and preparing him for what was to come. Bucky thrusts into Steve, drawing a loud moan from between his lips, and you break your kiss with Steve to make eye contact with Bucky as Steve slides into you. You feel your knees grow weak with pleasure, and Bucky nudges Steve towards you until you’re backed up to the wall behind you. Bucky leans forward to kiss you as your eyes flutter shut with pleasure, and Steve drops his head to your shoulder, little puffs of breath hitting your skin. You pull away from Bucky as you hit your climax, leaning back into the wall as you finish loudly. Your orgasm pushes Steve over the edge, followed by Bucky, and the room grows quiet as you each come down from your high. 

Hours later, the mortars have stopped, casting an almost eerie silence over the abandoned SSR base. Steve carries you back to the room you all share, your body tired from the day’s events. You drift in and out of sleep, catching snippets of Bucky’s conversation with Steve. 

“I thought we were safe out here.” You can hear the worry in Bucky’s voice.

“We are. Colonel Phillips said no one will know we’re here. We were probably just caught in some cross fire.”

Bucky’s voice breaks when he says, “It’ll be worse out there, you know.”

Steve sighs, and you feel the bed shift as he reaches for Bucky. “You never told me what happened with the doctor. She hasn’t told me either.”

You feel guilt settle in your stomach at the concern in Steve’s voice. You know Bucky feels it too. “I know. I don’t think we know what to say, even if we were sure of what really happened. All that matters now is destroying Hydra and capturing Schmidt and Zola.”

Steve’s voice is lighter when he answers, “I saw her shootin’ today. Seems to have picked up some marksman abilities from you.”

You roll over and crack your eyes open, and you see Bucky smile. “Yeah, at least I know she can hold her own, no matter what happens to us.”

“You plan on leaving me, Sergeant?” you mumble quietly, slightly anxious.

Bucky leans back on the bed beside you, pulling Steve down with him. “You know time and space couldn’t keep me from you.”

“What about you, Captain?”

Steve’s voice floats towards you from the other side of Bucky. “I’m not goin anywhere.”

You give them a sleepy smile. “Good, cause I don’t know what I’d do without the two of you.”

-

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Anonymous | pt. vi [final]

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Scenario: Tumblr AU Pairing: Chanyeol/Reader Word Count: 3804 Rating: T

Summary: Can you fall in love with someone you’ve never met? You just shot to tumblr fame when the latest chapter of your webtoon went viral. Messages start flooding in – hundreds of people saying things good and bad alike. One anon catches your eye, and you find you just have to reply to them…

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[6:44 PM] Jia: so have you replied yet? [6:51 PM] You: no [6:53 PM] Jia: it’s been three days the poor guy’s probably a shell of a man by now [6:54 PM] You: jIA [6:54 PM] You: HE’S AN IDOL [6:54 PM] Jia: oh yeah i forgot that means he doesn’t have a heart [6:55 PM] You: ugh stop [6:55 PM] You: okay maybe i should [6:56 PM] Jia: you should [6:56 PM] Jia: you will [7:09 PM] You: fine, i will

EXO’s Chanyeol meets with fan?

Last night, photos of a certain idol meeting with a woman at night were posted on a blog. Since then, the photos have been removed from that site, but you can see them here. Chanyeol is wearing a black hoodie in an attempt to avoid being recognized but his face is clearly visible in the photo.

But, the photo is taken from opposite Chanyeol, so we can’t see who the woman is.

cr. to anonymous

[10:04 PM] You: hey [10:04 PM] You: i’m sorry i kept you waiting so long [10:05 PM] You: i honestly didn’t know how to respond to that? [10:06 PM] You: even looking at the message is making me freak out >.<

C is typing…

[10:07 PM] C: it’s okay :) [10:08 PM] C: i wasn’t expecting anything don’t worry [10:08 PM] C: i just wanted to get it out [10:09 PM] C: i hope it’s not too weird now [10:11 PM] You: it’s a little weird but i think i’ll manage [10:11 PM] You: thank you for being honest [10:12 PM] You: you understand if i need some space, right?

[11:22 PM] C: yeah no problem

Anonymous asked: You aren’t safe from us. Stay away from him

Anonymous asked: We know it’s you

Anonymous asked: Bitch leave Chanyeol alone

ssih943

You aren’t following this user. Do you want to report spam?

ssih943: It’s me again!

ssih943: Your biggest fan :)

ssih943: If you haven’t guessed already, I was the one who took those photos

ssih943: You’re welcome

Posted on 3 December with 203 notes

strawberryshortcakecomic:

Hi everyone! So I’m sure all of you know about the issue with me and a couple of anons that were giving me a hard time. I don’t want to confirm or deny anything in particular because it might trigger more hate, whatever I say, so I’m going to make this my last post on the topic. I’m also not going to answer any asks about this issue, the photos that were uploaded, or C. I hope you all can understand and help me sort this out on my own. Thank you!

[9:33 AM] You: hey you there, can i talk to you? [9:49 AM] You: chanyeol?? [10:14 AM] You: are you there?

Posted 4 December with 66 notes

justanothershortcake:

Firstly, I swear I’ll get back to the theories as soon as this gets cleared up. I want to say I’m really worried about S (I’m sure you all are too). So I thought let’s get together and do our thing and find out who this anon is. And get them to back off once and for all.

Meanwhile, let’s send her supportive messages! Fighting! ~

justanothershortcake:

A lot of you have been sending in messages about the reblogs on her posts. So far we have a bunch of users that have reblogged her posts with mean comments, but there’s only one anon that’s been uploading the photos/doxxing, and so far all of them just seem like regular blogs, half of them don’t even post SS. Keep looking guys!

sshortcakess:

Okay so I tried this thing

The blog that posted the photos? I traced it to a dead facebook account that had a few leftover posts. Aaaaand in the photos section, there’s a screenshot (unrelated) where in the corner you can see this icon

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Which is for HideMe VPN. I cracked up, HideMe is The Worst VPN ever, this person must WANT us to find them.

So HideMe is specific to Korea, I know that much. And it offers five countries to hide your IP: the USA, the UK, Netherlands, Romania and Japan.

Coming to the next part of my plan: the SS blog has a pageview counter! So we can see who’s logged on and when. I’m going to monitor the pageview counter and see if there are any visitors from the HideMe countries. There are actual legit visitors from these countries I know, but I'm going to see if any of them correspond to the hate comments. I’ll update with progress as I go!

If any of you want to help me stakeout, you’re welcome to join! Shoot me a message on here or on my twitter. 

justanothershortcake:

^^ This is an excellent idea! Shortcakes, please help El @sshortcakess out, I really think this might work!

sshortcakess:

It’s been a couple of hours and a lot of you have messaged me wanting to help, so thank you, guys! So far we have 130 hits from Japan (lol good luck with that), 30 or so from the USA, and 12 from the UK. I’m trying to see if I can message S and ask if anyone has sent anything recently.

Since this is a stalker anon I’m guessing they’ll be obsessively checking S’s blog, and since they’re from Korea obviously and S is also from Korea, they’ll most probably be checking from about 9am to 12am KST (UTC +9), because that’s when S is online. Sorry, my psych major is showing, hehe. I’ll try this and then update. 

sshortcakess:

Update: S replied to me! She said the blogs oo3043j and ssih943 have both been messaging her pretending to be the ‘stalker’. They’re both empty bot-like blogs but I’m looking around for something I can use to track them.

I’ve created a fake tumblr to follow both of those blogs, because they like every single one of S’s posts and I can try to get a read on where they are.

More updates to come!

[1:12 AM] C: sorry, i was on a flight! [1:13 AM] C: going to be a bit busy for the next few weeks, comeback promotions [1:14 AM] C: hey now that you know who i am, you can listen to our music!

[1:55 AM] You: oh don’t worry, i understand :) [1:55 AM] You: take care of yourself please ~

[3:23 AM] C: i will!

[12:15 PM] You: hey! [12:15 PM] You: we haven’t talked in a few days, is everything good?

[3:35 PM] C: oh sorry, S [3:35 PM] C: i’ve been really busy! promotions are tiring me out a lot [3:35 PM] C: i hope you can find it in your loving, generous heart to forgive me T_T

[3:59 PM] You: lol don’t worry! [4:00 PM] You: i hope you’re taking care of yourself

[5:19 PM] You: hey, chanyeol?

[5:26 PM] You: jia, do you think he’s avoiding me? [5:27 PM] You: sent a photo [5:27 PM] You: i mean he did say he was busy but it’s been three days [5:28 PM] You: and he wanted me to text him

[5:46 PM] Jia: okay Y/N to be honest [5:46 PM] Jia: you’re as thick as a wall sometimes [5:47 PM] Jia: firstly you stomped all over his love confession [5:47 PM] Jia: then you asked him to “give you space”, which he did, like some kind of unearthly gentleman [5:48 PM] Jia: now you’re bothering him during comeback promotions and expecting him to reply as usual??? [5:48 PM] Jia: don’t you think you’re being sort of selfish? [5:48 PM] You: well when you put it that way… [5:49 PM] Jia: and he’s STILL being nice to you [5:50 PM] Jia: damn you have it good [5:50 PM] You: i guess i am being kind of selfish ;-; [5:51 PM] You: but i don’t know what to do [5:52 PM] You: i just want things to go back to how they were when we started talking [5:52 PM] You: everything’s just happening too quickly [5:53 PM] You: the stalker, the hate, his confession? [5:53 PM] You: i don’t think i want this [5:55 PM] Jia: okay let’s take this one step at a time [5:56 PM] Jia: the stalker and the hate? you can’t do anything about that right now [5:56 PM] You: you’re right [5:56 PM] Jia: but with chanyeol? you can! [5:57 PM] Jia: do you want him or not? [5:58 PM] Jia: really think about it, because i don’t think you guys will be able to keep in contact if you reject him

[6:06 PM] You: i don’t know, jia [6:07 PM] You: i think i might like him too

Posted on 7 December with 166 notes

strawberryshortcakecomic:

Hey guys! I’ve been invited to a WEBTOON special fanmeet in Seoul this Saturday! If you’re there, I’d really love to meet you! You’ll also get to see your other favorite authors, like mika-chan, essstar, and quimchi! The event will begin at 9 am (KST, of course) and if you’re lucky you’ll get to have lunch with us! I look forward to meeting you all!

[6:17 PM] Jia: are you sure?

[6:21 PM] You: i don’t know ;-; [6:22 PM] Jia: okay now the relationship queen (me) is going to ask you three questions [6:23 PM] You: go for it [6:25 PM] Jia: how often do you smile during your conversations? [6:26 PM] You: pretty often actually [6:26 PM] You: more than i thought i did [6:26 PM] You: does this mean i like him? oh no [6:27 PM] Jia: shhh i’m not done yet [6:27 PM] Jia: did you think he was attractive? [6:28 PM] You: what kind of question is that hahaha [6:28 PM] You: of course i did [6:30 PM] Jia: okay last question [6:30 PM] Jia: if you didn’t know each other at all, and you met on the street [6:31 PM] Jia: pretend he’s not an idol just for this [6:32 PM] Jia: if he asked you out just like that without you knowing him, would you say yes?

Anonymous asked: you’re already having your second fan meet! I’m so happy for you! I can’t wait to see you there -hand anon xx

Ahaha I can’t wait to see you too, hand anon! I hope you’ve washed my autograph off so I can sign it again!

Anonymous asked: is C coming to your fansign lol 6v6

I’m not discussing him sorry

jinhosgf asked: i printed out the entire first episode for you to sign this time! - hand anon xx

Ahhh why the first episode (it’s my least favorite) I’ll sign it for you, though! <3

[7:14 PM] You: you know, i think i would [7:15 PM] You: i would

[7:19 PM] Jia: you have your answer then. go get him! [7:19 PM] Jia: ;)

[7:45 PM] You: hey, chanyeol [7:46 PM] You: i really hate bothering you like this [7:46 PM] You: but it’s kind of important, can we talk?

[9:12 PM] You: chanyeol?

[10:55 PM] You: hey, you okay?

[1:06 AM] You: are you avoiding me? :(

Posted on 8 December with 29 notes

sshortcakess:

Okay! Update, finally. I’ve narrowed it down to three IP addresses that have been the most frequent visitors from the mentioned countries. A little bit of hacking (shhh, I learnt it in my White-Hat course, I’m a licensed ethical hacker FYI) and I’ve confirmed that one of the three users is from Seoul! It has to be them, otherwise they wouldn’t have been able to stalk S irl - she lives in Seoul. Thank you guys for all your help! I couldn’t have done it without you!

tags: #i’d tag all of you but some of you wanted to stay anonymous #i’ve told S that i found the stalker #we’ll see if she replies #if she’s okay with it #i’ll investigate the identity of the stalker #hopefully stalker doesn’t try to go to the fan meet #my post #strawberryshortcakecomic #strawberrystalkerscandal

[5:25 AM] C: i’m not avoiding you [5:25 AM] C: i told you i’m really busy, i’m not available to talk [5:26 AM] C: honestly, you’re being a little insensitive [5:27 AM] C: also, you rejected me and now you still want to be friends like nothing happened? [5:27 AM] C: i’m sorry but i can’t do that [5:28 AM] C: either you want me or you don’t [5:28 AM] C: don’t do this to me. i’m stressed enough already

[8:13 AM] You: chanyeol i’m sorry i was sort of drunk and it was the middle of the night [8:13 AM] You: i didn’t think you would take it like this

C is typing…

[8:14 AM] C: that’s no excuse [8:14 AM] C: if you were drunk, then you really meant what you said [8:15 AM] C: and you didn’t think i’d take it like this? [8:15 AM] C: what’s that supposed to mean? [8:16 AM] C: of course i’d take it like this [8:16 AM] C: you can’t take advantage of me [8:18 AM] You: i’m really sorry please talk to me [8:18 AM] You: like i said, i have something important to tell you

[8:34 AM] C: i don’t want to hear it right now [8:34 AM] C: i’d like it if you left me alone

Calling C…

The person you have dialed has rejected your call.

Calling C…

The person you have dialed has rejected your call.

Calling C…

“Chanyeol, are you there?”

Call ended 0:08

Calling C…

This number is switched off.

Posted on 10 December with 12 notes

strawberryshortcakecomic:

I’m at the venue! It’s not time for the doors to open yet, but I see a lot of you here! I wanted to express my thanks to you all for coming and supporting me, despite the events of the past month. I feel a connection to all of you, and I’m grateful I have you in my life.

tags: #s liveblogs #seoulwebtoonfanmeet

Posted on 10 December with 34 notes

sshortcakess:

On S’s request, I’ve investigated the stalker’s profile and identity. StrawberryStalker is 19-year-old Lee Da-eun from Seoul, and on top of harassing S, she’s had three warnings for public misconduct and another two for underage drinking. She’s a sasaeng fan of EXO’s and has been seen at several of their showcases with “hate” signs. She stalked EXO’s Sehun for a month when she was sixteen and spied on their dorms with a camera, which she was given disciplinary action for. You might have also seen k-articles about her leaking the dorm photos on her twitter.

tags: #we’re dealing with a pro here guys #she’s not on the guestlist for the fanmeet according to webtoons #but you never know #S be careful! #strawberryshortcakecomic #strawberrystalkerscandal

[2:07 PM] You: just finished the fan meet + lunch :) [2:08 PM] You: it went so well [2:11 PM] Jia: i’m glad! [2:11 PM] Jia: sorry i couldn’t make it [2:12 PM] You: no worries, you’re here in my heart <3 [2:13 PM] Jia: too cheesy [2:13 PM] You: i know [2:13 PM] You: so cheesy my stomach hurts [2:14 PM] Jia: lol [2:16 PM] You: hold on [2:16 PM] You: my stomach actually hurts? [2:17 PM] You: shit jia it hurts really bad [2:18 PM] Jia: oh my god, what did you eat? [2:19 PM] Jia: Y/N??? [2:21 PM] You: i didn’t eat anything spoilt or bad if that’s what you’re asking [2:22 PM] You: it was super spicy  [2:22 PM] You: but nobody complained and they’re all fine now [2:23 PM] Jia: hold on, i’ll call you and talk you through it

Jia is calling…

“Hello?”

“Shit, Y/N, you do not sound okay.”

“I feel...really nauseous. And - ugh -”

“Did you just throw up? Y/N? Shit!”

“Oh my god, oh my god-”

“What is it?”

“Jia, it’s blood, oh my god, I just threw up blood, what do I do?”

“Okay, calm down! Do you have any other symptoms?”

“I feel really lightheaded, and...and…It’s hard to breathe...”

“Oh god. Y/N, hold on, I’m calling an ambulance.”

“No! I’m fine!”

“You are not fine, you’re throwing up blood!”

“I…”

“Y/N? Are you there?”

“Y/N?”

“Hang on, Y/N, the ambulance is on its way-”

You opened your eyes and immediately shut them. The light was too blinding. Groaning, you braced yourself and tried again.

The first thing you noticed was the cannula in your peripheral vision. Then, the steady beeping of something in the background. A pinch in the crook of your left elbow, which was held straight by a strap at your wrist.

“She’s awake.” You tried to lift your head to find the source of the voice, but the movement was too hard. “Her face looks fine. Blood is clean. Blood pressure slightly below normal, but within the limits, so she should be fine. You don’t need to worry.”

“Oh, thank god.” That was Jia. “Can I go in?”

Something else was murmured, and then you heard two pairs of footsteps walk in and stop by your bed. An unfamiliar face leaned over you and pulled down your eyelids to examine your eyes.

“Jia?” You croaked after the doctor had leaned away.

You felt her hand slip into yours. “Y/N. Hey. You’re okay now.”

“What happened?” Your throat felt ripped open and dry. You coughed. “Can I have some water?”

The doctor muttered something to Jia, then walked away. Her fingers rubbed soothing circles into your palm. “Cyanide poisoning, Y/N. You were extremely lucky you survived.”

Your world stopped. “Poisoning? Cyanide?”

“Yes. Someone messed with your food at the fanmeet.”

You couldn’t wrap your head around it. “...Fanmeet.”

“Yesterday. You’ve been in the hospital for a day and a half. You were in a coma by the time they got to you. It was still soon enough that they could find out it was cyanide poisoning. If they hadn’t got to you in time, you would have died.”

“Died?”

“Mhmm. They couldn’t find out initially because I told them you had been throwing up blood. Turns out the blood and the stomachache were because you also swallowed glass powder in your food.”

Your blood ran cold; you felt dizzy. “It was the stalker?”

Jia shifted closer. “Lee Da-eun, right? She was at the fanmeet. It was her. I’m sorry, Y/N.” She sighed. “In a way, she also saved your life. If she hadn’t put in the glass powder, you wouldn’t have noticed something was wrong in time.”

You groaned again. “Jia, that’s not a good thing.”

“I know! I didn’t say it was. Hey, are you sure you want to-” She winced as you shifted, moving stiffly, avoiding the IV sticking out of your arm.

With great effort, you sat up, leaning on your pillow. “I’m okay.” Then you looked to your right and froze. Slumped in a hospital chair, fast asleep, was Chanyeol, his hoodie pulled up over his bright red hair and his gangly limbs hanging off the seat. “What’s...what’s he doing here?”

Jia gave you a soft smile. “He came to see you,” she said. “He’s been here all night.” You glanced at the clock - it was three in the early morning. Despite your fight, despite his busy life, had he really come here to see you?

“Tell me I’m dreaming.” At that, Chanyeol stirred. You watched as he blinked his eyes open and nearly fell out of his chair, scrambling back up at the last second.

He met your eyes. “You’re awake.” His voice, deep and raspy from sleep, gave you an involuntary shiver. He looked at Jia. “She’s awake.”

Jia smiled knowingly. “I’ll leave you alone.” She stepped out quietly, shutting the door behind her. Now it was just you, Chanyeol, and an awkward silence.

You cleared your throat and started to speak at the same time as he did.

“Thank you-”

“I’m sorry-”

You both burst into laughter, him into a nervous chuckle, you into a tiny giggle that ended with a cough. “You first,” he said, eyes gentle, smile gentler, as he looked at you.

You blushed. “Thank you for coming to see me. It means a lot. I know we weren’t in a good spot, and you’re busy, but you still came. So thank you.”

“I would have come even if I was halfway around the world. I mean it.” He meant it. “I’m sorry I was rude to you earlier.”

You snorted. “You? Rude? Yeah, and I’m part of EXO.”

Chanyeol grinned, eyes twinkling. “So I’m forgiven?”

“There’s nothing to forgive.” You smiled back.

A moment passed. “So, are you going to tell me that important thing?”

Again, you felt heat rush to your face. “I, uh. I was thinking a lot. And…”

“And…?”

“Ilikeyouback,” you said quickly, the words slurring. “As in. I like you, the same way you like me.”

You hadn’t seen anything more wonderful than the happiness that dawned on his face like the sun. His grin grew impossibly wider, his eyes turning into little half-moons. “You do?”

“I do.” You bit your lip.

“Well, now I really hate myself for not listening to you earlier.”

You laughed, patting the side of the bed. “Come here.” He obliged, moving his chair closer until he was at the edge. You held out your hand, and he took it.

“I think we should start over,” you said slowly, and he nodded. “Hi, I’m Y/N, and I’m your biggest fan.”

“Hi, Y/N. I’m Chanyeol. What a coincidence, I’m your biggest fan too.”

Posted on 15 December with 559 notes

strawberryshortcakecomic: 

I really hate to announce this, but in the light of what’s happened, I have to. I will be leaving tumblr to focus on real life and making SS better. However, I’ll still be posting on WEBTOON. After today, this blog will be deactivated. 

To answer the hundreds of questions piled up in my inbox, here’s a small FAQ: 

What happened? Long story short, I was poisoned by the EXO sasaeng who’d been stalking me and C for the past month. She’s in jail now. I’m not in any more danger from her.

Am I okay? Yes! If it weren’t for some incredible doctors, I would be dead right now. I was in the hospital for a few days, but now I’m much better and I’m back at home, ready to crank out the next few chapters of SS!

What about C? Let me just say that YoonJin isn’t the only ship that’s sailed. C is, in fact, Chanyeol from EXO, and here is an interview where he officially announces our relationship! I’m excited to see where it goes, and for the next episode of my life. 

What now? Well, the next update of SS, of course! It’s up on WEBTOON!

I love you all so much and I’ll see you soon! <3

~ S

a/n: ahhhhhhh it’s OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

poll about possible sequel/spinoff: pls vote!

[youngerdrgrey]

text me ‘round midnight // a queen sugar fic

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Charley's phone dings a few minutes before midnight on December 31st, 2016. One unread message from Davis West.

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or, that time I got emotional thinking about how Charley spent last year’s new year with her little family in L.A. but probably spends this year’s surrounded by all of them and only has one purpose outside the family who sends a real text to her. (check here for a flashback to new years 2015 w/ Charley and Davis, click here to read both of these on ao3)

UPDATED (1/02/17) additional conversations added to this year’s inbox

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last year's inbox

To Charley Bordelon // Dec 31, 2015 (7:04 pm) Daddy: I tried calling. You must be busy over there. Your old man's turning in for the night. Early I know but next year will be the same as the one before it, just a little longer. Send Micah my love. Happy New Year, baby girl

To Daddy (Ernest Bordelon) // Dec 31, 2015 (8:17 pm) Charley: Daddy, I'm sorry I missed your call. Davis and I got wrapped up in this new spread for next year. I can call you right now if you're still up. I should've had the ringer up, I know how early you go to bed. Happy New Year. I'll be down there as soon as I can get away. I love you.

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To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:01 pm) Vi: Happy New Year baby! 

To Vi // Dec 31, 2015 (9:01 pm) Charley: Happy New Year, Aunt Vi! You and Hollywood making a mess down there?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:03 pm) Vi: You know I don't ever make a mess I can't clean! Nova says hi

To Vi //  Dec 31, 2015 (9:04 pm) Charley: Does she really? Hey Nova Charley: It's just me and Davis at the house now. He says hey & to send us some jelly next time you make some

To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:08 pm) Vi: As if Hollywood would let any food out of this house. Ya'll can get outta here w that. I'll let you get on to your plans. Tell Micah we love him and we miss him down here. He's old enough, you can always just send him to visit

To Vi // Dec 31, 2015 (9:10 pm) Charley: We'll come down together, Aunt Vi. Soon. We'll be down there before you know it

To Charley // Dec 31, 2015 (9:11 pm) Vi: I'll believe it when I see it, Miss Bordelon-West Vi: Alright bye baby

To Vi // Dec 31, 2015 (9:12 pm) Charley: bye

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To Micah // Dec 31, 2015 (10:32 pm) Charley: Text your grandfather, don't forget! Your Aunt Violet too Charley: I'll get you in the morning, and if you need anything at all, just call. Charley: And I swear Micah West if anyone so much as thinks about drinking, you stay inside or you have us come get you. Promise.

To Mom // Dec 31, 2015 (10:35 pm) Micah: I promise, Mom. You worry too much. We're playing around. Far from the windows with Dominoes and Red Bull Micah: Go have fun with Dad. You deserve a night off

To Micah // Dec 31, 2015 (10:36 pm) Charley: thank you. And text. your. grandfather! Charley: And my mom. Don't forget her or we'll never hear the end of it.

To Mom // Dec 31, 2015 (10:38 pm) Micah: I'll text them Micah: Night, Mom

To Micah // Dec 31, 2015 (10:40 pm) Charley: And don't think I won't mention you and your dad working behind my back to get you this night out. But that's a lecture for 2016. Love you. Stay safe xx

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To Charley Bordelon-West // Dec 31, 2015 (11:59 pm) Davis: What do I always say, baby? Just let it be good. So this is me doing just that. Micah's with his friends, you right beside me, no point in waking you up just to say what I can say in the morning, right? But in case you wake up before me, happy new year, I love you, and we can take whatever this year's got for us so long as we do it together. You and me, Charley. You and me.

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To Mom // Jan 01, 2016 (12:01 am) Micah: HAPPY NEW YEAR MOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Micah: Hope it wasn't too bad ringing it in without me haha Micah: (Jeremy's cool but next year, you me and Dad for sure. I miss our song.) Micah: (and you guys I guess)

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this year's inbox

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:14 am) Vi: You sleeping here or Remy's tonight?

To Vi // Dec 31, 2016 (10:15 am) Charley: There probably, if it's not too much. I'd rather wake up to the full house I think

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:17 am) Vi: Fine by me. He staying too?

To Vi // Dec 31, 2016 (10:18 am) Charley: Let me ask Charley: "If it wouldn't be too much." He says he'll bring eggs for the morning

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:20 am) Vi: Make that bacon Vi: thick cut Vi: at least 2 packs since we'll have a whole army to feed

To Vi // Dec 31, 2016 (10:22 am) Charley: We'll pick it up on the way. Need anything else?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:24 am) Vi: That's all for me. Ask Nova. Don't know if she'll have time for the store with the traffic

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To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:26 am) Charley: Going to the store. Need anything for tonight?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:28 am) Nova: That air mattress you have in your closet

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:29 am) Charley: Nova

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:31 am) Nova: I'll even say please, Charley. I'm not sleeping on the couch and I don't want to drive all the way back  Nova: You know Remy's sleeping with you anyway. Don't waste the bed bc you want to keep playing

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:32 am) Charley: ...I didn't hear a please

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:33 am) Nova: I'm bringing all sorts of goodies tonight. Don't make me leave you out Nova: please

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:37 am) Charley: Now we're talking. I'll bring it down when I get to Vi's. Charley: Are you or the boys going for a "walk" with Micah tonight?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:38 am) Nova: He gets to take a walk??? Nova: ooh if Daddy could see you now, turning little Micah into a delinquent 

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:40 am) Charley: Get out of here Charley: and technically you're doing the turning. I'm just asking that you stop him before he spends the whole night paranoid

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:41 am) Nova: But that's part of the fun. We do it your way and he'll be walking all the time

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:42 am) Charley: Remember he's the one watching Blue tonight. You want to wind up babysitting?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:43 am) Nova: I'll stick to kicking your ass in Spades Nova: Rah and I are walking out of there wit all your money! Nova: Have you betting the mill and everything

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:45 am) Charley: Don't you still owe me 10k? Charley: You can add whatever you LOSE to your tab

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:47 am) Nova: Imma remember that Nova: Screenshot this conversation. You can pull it up when I win and have you swapping out your wine for the real stuff

To Nova // Dec 31, 2016 (10:48 am) Charley: Okay well we are at the store now. You sure you don't need anything?

To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (10:49 am) Nova: s'all good here

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To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:15 am) Micah: Are you still at the store? Micah: Bring back graham cracker crumbs Micah: Cheesecake > black eyed peas

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (11:17 am) Charley: Those aren't even in the same category, Micah Charley: You baking?

To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:18 am) Micah: Vi's gonna show me

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (11:19 am) Charley: I'll get caramel too then

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To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (11:21 am) Vi: wait get another pack of wings Vi: this won't be enough

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To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:22 am) Micah: Vi wants wings

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (11:23 am) Charley: She told me

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To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:34 am) Charley: I AM IN LINE RIGHT NOW FOR THE THIRD TIME. IF YOU WANT SOMETHNG SPEAK NOW OR GO YOURSELF

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:35 am) Ralph Angel: Blue dropped the cider. Could you get some

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:35 am) Hollywood: Just me bringing liquor or is someone else pitching in?

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:36 am) Nova: I got you

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:36 am) Charley: Okay cider. That's it? We promise?

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:37 am) Hollywood: Thx Nova

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:38 am) Vi: Wings Charley wings

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:39 am) Charley: She has the wings

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:40 am) Nova: Hey Remy! What you bringing tonight?

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:41 am) Hollywood: an empty stomach Hollywood: or some pillows for the floor!

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:42 am) Nova: You know good and well he ain't sleeping on no floor

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:43 am) Ralph Angel: you wrong for that Wood

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:43 am) Micah: You guys know I'm in this chat too right?

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:44 am) Charley: I'm bringing the woman bringing everything you all forgot

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:44 am)  Nova: ah hush Micah, you're fine Nova: I didn't forget anything

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:45 am) Hollywood: He'll be on the floor once he costs her all those books Hollywood: Can't play for shit

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:46 am) Nova: That's why he's not my partner Nova: me and Rah for life

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:47 am) Ralph Angel: why thank you sis

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:48 am) Charley: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:48 am) Nova: Uh oh she's upset

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:49 am) Ralph Angel: We're  just talking Charley

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:49 am) Charley: I'm not upset. I'm busy

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:49 am) Hollywood: She talk all the time but can't handle it when other people start talking

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:50 am) Nova: She started the group chat, did she not?

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:50 am) Micah: guys

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:50 am) Vi: Just talk when you get here its fine Vi: it won't kill you to get off the phone

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:51 am) Nova: You're on the phone too!

To Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:52 am) Charley: I'm just tunring the phone off Charley: Message Remy if you need anything

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:53 am) Ralph Angel: what else could we need?

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:53 am) Micah: please stop talking

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:54 am) Ralph Angel: Getting pretty bold over there

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:55 am) Micah: I could take you

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:56 am) Nova: Don't get fought

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:56 am) Vi: No you can't baby

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (11:57 am) Micah: I took kickboxing

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (11:58 am) Hollywood: He didn't grow up kickboxing

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (11:59 am) Nova: He didn't grow up fighting neither

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (12:00 pm) Vi: Not the way Ernest rose him

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:01 pm) Ralph Angel: Again with this stuff Vi

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (12:02 pm) Vi: Now I didn't say anything Ralph Angel. I'm not part of none of this

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:02 pm) Ralph Angel: You made yourself part of it

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:02 pm) Nova: Charley made us part of it with this chat

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (12:03 pm) Micah: Don't blame my mom. I started the fight

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Ralph Angel, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:03 pm) Nova: That wasn't a fight

To Charley, Micah, Vi, Nova, Hollywood // Dec 31, 2016 (12:04 pm) Ralph Angel: That wasn't a fight

To Vi, Nova, Hollywood, Ralph Angel, Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (12:04 pm) Micah: Whatever

To Micah, Nova, Hollywood, Charley, Ralph Angel // Dec 31, 2016 (12:05 pm) Vi: Can we please just stop?

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To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (12:34 pm) Charley: Thank you for trying baby

To Mom // Dec 31, 2016 (12:35 pm) Micah: Biggest fan remember?

To Micah // Dec 31, 2016 (12:36 pm) Charley: Biggest fan ❤️ Charley: We're almost there. Get the door?

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To Charley // Dec 31, 2016 (11:54 pm) Davis: Hey Charley, I don't want to take up too much of your time. I know you and the family are probably a few books deep at the spades table. I'm with a few of the guys right now and I couldn't stop thinking about this last year. It's been a lot for people all over the country, but for us? You lost your dad so close to the start of this year. But you didn't let that stop you. You built a fucking empire Charley, and I am so proud of you for that. That'll never change. Look I'm sorry that I couldn't be who you needed me to be. Sorry that I got caught up and lost you and Micah the way that I did. Sorry that I hurt you baby. And I hope that in the new year, I can show you just how sorry I am and earn the chance (not the right) to be a part of your life again. Davis: Anyway, happy new year Charley. You deserve every ounce you gave to me.

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (8:13 am) Charley: Happy new year, Davis. I actually meant to text you back last night, but finding the words to do that was a lot harder than I expected it to be. Thank you, first of all, for saying what you did and for apologizing. You keep saying that you're sorry, that you've grown, to all of the press, and I might actually be starting to believe you. But even more than that, I want to thank you for not asking. For actually respecting the boundaries here and letting me start this new life. It wouldn't have been possible without you coming down here, so I will always owe a debt to you for that. You kept your word last year, and I hope you do the same in the new one. Be there for Micah and show up when you can to be there for the people who still root for you. I wish you the best.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:12 am) Davis: You can be honest you know? I mean I know that's the nice part of you talking but you have always been honest with me

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:15 am) Charley: And what's the point of that? Look, I want you to do well because that reflects well on me, and the team, and on Micah. I want you to play and grow and never hurt another person the way that you hurt us. What more do you want?

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:20 am) Davis: I want to talk to you, Charley. Want to hear from the person who was the most important person in my life for eighteen years

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:23 am) Charley: Then maybe you shouldn't have slept with other women. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten caught and then you shouldn't have lied to my face and cost me three million dollars and the ability to sleep at night. Davis, I am doing my very best to still help you and run the brand that I helped you create. But that has to be all that we have. I can't do this again.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:25 am) Davis: I'm not asking for anything

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:27 am) Charley: Just like you weren't asking in October? Or asking Micah to spy on me? He told me all about your leading questions, Davis. Did you think you could keep asking him about what I was doing and he wouldn't let me know?

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:29 am) Davis: I just wanted to know if you were serious about this guy

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:31 am) Charley: Then ask me, not Micah.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:32 am) Davis: Are you Davis: Serious about this guy

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:35 am) Charley: You don't get to ask me that.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:36 am) Davis: You told me to ask

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:37 am) Charley: I didn’t mean it. You should understand what it’s like to say something you don’t mean

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:38 am) Davis: I meant every word I said to you, baby

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:39 am) Charley: Sure you did. Davis, I am not getting sucked back into this again. I’m sick of talking in circles with you. I'll talk to Miriam when I have something else to say.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:44 am) Davis: That's it? Davis: You're done with this conversation? Davis: We started off so well. Charley, please just talk to me again. It doesn't have to mean anything.

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:47 am) Charley: Of course it means something. You think I can talk to you and not think of everything you put me through? You think we can just be friends now? If it's not about our son or our business, then I don't want to talk to you.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:50 am) Davis: When you say stuff like that, it sounds like you're not over me Davis: and if you're not over me, then why are you with this guy? Davis: You can't keep playing with people because you don't know what you want

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (9:55 am) Charley: I've been with Remy for almost six months now so I'm pretty sure I know what I want. Every day, it gets a little easier to be without you and conversations like this only help that. So be careful. You don't want to start this year by completely losing my support.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (9:57 am) Davis: All this over some guy? Davis: Charley come on Davis: seriously? Davis: You know you said the same thing in the divorce and you didn't cut me off then. You can't do this without me

To Davis West // Jan 01, 2017 (10:00 am) Charley: Unlike you, I have a whole life outside of what I do. Being your agent, running the mill, those are only part of who I am. And Micah and Remy and the rest of my family get to know the full version of who I am now. Every ounce from before and SO many more. Charley: Try me again, Davis, and I will burn everything you have to the ground. Charley: Go on and keep texting me. I'm done for now.

To Charley // Jan 01, 2017 (10:02 am) Davis: You don't mean that

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To Charley Bordelon // Jan 01, 2017 (10:10 am) Remy: You ever coming back to bed?

To Remy Newell // Jan 01, 2017 (10:11 am) Charley: Soon. Coffee?

To Charley Bordelon // Jan 01, 2017 (10:12 am) Remy: Yes ma'am Remy: You okay?

To Remy Newell // Jan 01, 2017 (10:13 am) Charley: I've been worse. I'll see you upstairs once it's ready, okay?

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To Daddy (Ernest Bordelon) // Jan 01, 2017 (10:17 am) Charley: First New Years down here in ages and you weren't here with us. Micah ran Blue through the whole house on his shoulders. They toasted their sparkling cider at midnight (Nova "snuck" something into Micah's glass, but at least she gives a heads up now before spoiling him) I probably shouldn't be doing this. Someone new could have your number already, but if it is someone new, could you not reply? Just skip over this message and let a girl pretend for a second or two.

Daddy, I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye before your homegoing. I let myself get all caught up in everything happening with Davis. I could've been there sooner. I could've given you the time you deserved. And I do everything I can now to give that time and that advice and love to everybody out here, but it's not gonna fix it, will it? It's not gonna change anything?

You'd love the mill. The whole community's grinding out there, and we finally showed that family what happens when you mess with the Bordelons. I'll tell you all about it one day. Until then, I love you, Daddy.

(And this year's not for you; it's for me. And it's going to be my best one yet. I promise.)

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