#old man's GI system isn't what it used to be
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kebriones · 2 years ago
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HE POOPED YAYAYAYA
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harpers-posts · 4 years ago
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While the main message of Squid Game is about capitalism, I think a message that gets a little overlooked is how the show is also about gamblers and how they never win.
From my perspective, gamblers never win because even if they do win their respective gambling game, high chances are they're just gonna gamble that money away. So in the end they don't win.
Gi-Hun is portrayed as a gambler from the very first episode when we see him betting on horses. He does win his final bet, however he immediately loses the money when running away from people he owes money to because of Sae-Byeok.
After this incident he used the money he has left on a claw machine. This is also a way of showing he's a gambler since claw machines are one of those games where you put in so much money trying desperately to win something when really the system is rigged against you.
The next time he gambles is what gets him in the game. When he plays against the business man. But because he couldn't pay money back, he WILLINGLY chose getting slapped every time he lost. Eventually, he does win however he still doesn't really win because he then proceeds to enter the games.
He bets his life away both times that he chooses to re-enter the game.
The game was like a huge lottery, since there were a large amount of people present and only one of them could win. And in the end, Gi-Hun does win.
He doesn't spend a lot of the money and only after seeing the old man does he actually do something with it however this isn't for his own benefit. It's for Sae-Byeok's brother and Sang-Woo's mother.
At the end of the series, Gi-Hun is shown going back to the game. This is what I mean from my point earlier: gamblers never win because they always gamble again the next day.
The odds of Gi-Hun winning a second game are little to none therefore this decision was a major risk. A gamble.
Gambling is an addiction. It's not something that people get over quickly. Therefore it makes sense that Gi-Hun still takes the temptation of a gamble at the end.
I also wanna point out that in episode 7 the lion mask VIP is seen betting and looses both times. This supports the gamblers never win mindset too
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idunnowatimdoin · 4 years ago
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There Are Only Three Steps I Care About and Love Isn't One of Them || Chapter 1 (Snippet)
So I started writing a medical school AU of our two favorite bois. Here’s a small preview of what I’ve got so far. Lmk what y’all think!!
“You’re joking.” The acerbic tone of his voice would make weaker men cower in fear – has done so on many occasions in fact! 
It doesn’t even phase Qui-Gon’s serene smile. “Of course not, my young padawan. Why would I joke about something as important as this?”
“I told you to stop calling me that. We’re not in a fucking movie, Qui. And this is serious!” Obi-Wan growls, slamming his hands down on the table where Qui-Gon sits calmly and flipping the folder he’s holding open and around so the other can see. “When I told you I wanted a non-traditional student as a Little, what in the ever loving fuck possessed you to think that this is what I meant?”
Qui-Gon glances down at the folder as though he doesn’t know exactly what’s inside it – as though he isn’t the (former) president of the Big-Little Club mentorship program and in charge of setting up all the first year medical students with their second year mentors. The bright beaming smile of one Anakin Skywalker shines up at him. The older man takes a few long moments of silence to skim over the file before looking up at the other, fuming, man with an arched brow. “I don’t see what the issue is.”
“The issue,” Obi-Wan snarls, “is that I was looking to get someone more like us non-traditional: older, coming into medicine as a second profession, struggling to get back into the swing of studying after years away from academia. Instead you gave me a twenty-two year old, fresh from college, pretty boy. He skipped grades because he was that smart, Qui. He didn’t even take a gap year! He’s as traditional as you get!”
If anything, Qui-Gon’s brow arches ever higher. Obi-Wan gives serious thought to shaving it off while the man sleeps. “Perhaps if you looked closer, you’d have seen why I picked this one for you. I assure you, my young apprentice, he is far from traditional.”
Groaning, Obi-Wan makes sure to drag his chair back with a loud screech against the tile of the floor just for the satisfaction of watching Qui-Gon’s involuntary wince. Good. He slips into the chair opposite from him and spins the folder back so he can look at it, eyes scanning over the document with new intent. If Qui-Gon says there’s something there, there has to be. The guy may be a right git, but he’s not an outright liar. Most of the time. 
Anakin Skywalker. Age: 22. Hometown: Tatooine, Arizona. Undergraduate Degree: Mechanical Engineering, B.S. from Cal Poly Pomona. Hobbies: Taking things apart and putting them back together again, fixing things, building things, cars, racing ♡♡♡, baking Interesting Fact About You: I built my first robot at the age of nine. He was really dumb, but Mom loved him. His name was C3PO and he shorted out any time you tried to get him to do anything, but Mom kept him around anyways. Why Did You Go Into Medicine: While I was away at college, our house got broken into. Some thugs beat up my mom and stole everything we owned. I barely made it to the hospital before she died. I remember standing against the wall while she coded, feeling absolutely helpless as the crash team tried to resuscitate her. I never want to feel that helpless again. What Do You Want Out of This Program?: To learn how the fuck to study medicine. I have an engineer brain so I feel like all this stuff is a foreign language to me? Like I’m running Python but everyone else is over here using C++. Poor analogy because that’s more c-sci than engineering, but whatever. Basically I need help. Please. The academic advisors didn’t do shit and the teachers and office hours aren’t useful at all. So… You’re my only hope. 
And on second reading it seems less infuriating and more… endearing? Maybe. It might just be because he’s gotten the chance to rage at Qui-Gon out of his system so he can look at the application with clarity and see just how non-traditional this Anakin Skywalker really is. 
For one thing, he’s young. Younger than most applicants. He had to have skipped at least two grades to be here at twenty-two. And he’s an engineering major. That’s about as non-traditional as Obi-Wan’s philosophy major, as Qui-Gon’s MBA. The rest of it builds on his overall image of “non-traditional student,” but it’s the last question that really gets Obi-Wan, that seals his fate. Qui-Gon fucking knew it would, too, the asshole. It’s probably why he picked Anakin to be Obi-Wan’s Little, because he knows Obi-Wan’s weaknesses too well after a year acting as his Big. That bit about learning how to study? And it feeling like everyone else was speaking a foreign language? Feeling completely lost and helpless because all the other resources that were supposed to help you just weren’t panning out and this mentorship program was your last hope? Obi-Wan had been there last year. So he knows what Anakin’s feeling, what he’s going through. And it’s why Qui-Gon knows he’s going to accept, going to take Anakin on. 
He sighs, pinching his nose in frustration before looking back down at the smiling face of one Anakin Skywalker. “Did you really have to pick someone so attractive?” he finally sighs, looking up at Qui-Gon in resignation. 
Qui-Gon – the bastard – just chuckles. “If you’re going to spend the next year mentoring him, he might as well be someone you enjoy looking at. It’s part of why I picked you.” Then he has the gall to wink. 
The poor crowd of first years eating their lunch in the common area really have no idea how to react when Obi-Wan upends the table and launches himself at the third year student, Qui-Gon laughing the whole time. 
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In the end, it takes Obi-Wan two days to actually reach out to Anakin. Not because he’s scared or anything because he’s not. It’s because Dr. Che’s GI anatomy review lecture had reminded Obi-Wan just how much he didn’t remember from first year anatomy-physiology lab and he’d deep dived back into his old anatomy notes and panic-blacked out midway through flipping through his Thieme “Atlas of Anatomy” textbook, only surfacing back up when Bant literally tugged him by the ear away from the dorm study space back to his room. So two days later, his under eyes are a bit darker than normal (but that’s pretty much a given in med school and no one even spares him a second glance) when he shoots Anakin a text.
[Message: To: Anakin Skywalker] Hello, this is Obi-Wan Kenobi. We were paired as part of the Big-Little program. I am reaching out to ask when you would be available to meet so that we could discuss further what you would like to get from this program and how best I could assist you to succeed in medical school. Please let me know at your earliest convenience.
Message sent, Obi-Wan tucks his phone away and makes his way to his locker so that he can grab his other notebook for Professor Koon’s physiology lecture. The man tends to like more… hands on demonstrations and Obi-Wan has taken to storing all his belongings except the essentials in his locker for the duration of Professor Koon’s lectures just in case. 
His phone buzzes in his pocket, cutting off a second later to start buzzing anew. This continues again and again before he finally pulls it out and flicks it to life. 
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] Omg!!
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] I didn’t think you were ever going to text me
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] Hi!!
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] Wow your text sounds so formal like an email
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] Are you free for lunch today??
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] Sorry for the rush but like
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] We have a quiz Friday and
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] I have no idea how to study for it
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] So if you could help me that would be 
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] AMAZING
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi
[Message: From: Anakin Skywalker] You’re my only hope!!
Obi-Wan stares for a moment at the veritable wall of texts that completely blocks out his original message. He feels a migraine coming on. This is looking like it’s going to be a very, very painful year indeed.
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