#omg 🥺🥰 i wonder if he’ll let me come work for him and brush his hair

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recently rewatched the episode where guillermo’s family come to dinner at the vampire house and nadja has to pretend to be his gf and sit down with them and due to their vampire killer DNA the whole family start sensing her vampirism and they get so on edge that they can’t control themselves and start yelling at her and smashing things for no reason and then being like ”oops sorry i don’t know why i just lost it”. And now i wonder whether guillermo had that kind of reaction to meeting nandor for the first time at panera. Like he starts accidentally breaking things and snapping at nandor in the middle of what should be normal panera bread cashier dialogue bc of his slayer instincts (meanwhile guillermo just thinks this is a normal reaction when you first meet a hot guy who you think might be a vampire, which, tbf). and this is what initially makes nandor intrigued enough to keep him around rather than kill him