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[jovenshires]

endless au edits: the battle of the bands au nobody asked for pt 5

[we open on a shot from a camera sitting on the ground. there are three pairs of shoes, and one pair walks towards the camera.] angela: this is so fucking dumb. chanse: stop. it's, like, artsy. arasha: i was all for, like, a professional sitting-on-a-couch announcement video. you guys wanted the cold open. [chanse picks up the camera and holds it up, smiling and blowing the camera a kiss. we can see angela and arasha bickering behind him.] angela: because that feels like an apology video, dude. a cold open is cool! people like a cold open! chanse: i think people don't like theater kids and you guys are telling on yourselves by using the words 'cold open.' arasha: fair point-- chanse: anyway. guys, you'll never guess where we are-- angela: we're at rehearsal for battle of the bands! chanse: angela! don't do that! arasha: oh, my god. that's it, we're cutting the cold open. [cut to a card that reads: "we did not cut the cold open."] [cut to another card: "battle of the bands 2024. let's do this."]