#omgcp thumb war

[ohyoufool]

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Friends, countrymen, lend me thy THUMBS. We have made it to the final round of the great OMGCP Thumb War.

1,085 total votes have been cast up to this moment. Be part of history, make your mark, vote now!

Let's take a look at how they got here:

Georgia (state/coach)

Metaphysically transient in nature, Georgia can here be interpreted as either the state or the Falcs Assistant GM. Perhaps that is how she's been kicking ass the entire way through the thumb war - or maybe it's her prowess in a pantsuit. Either way, I'm obsessed.

Defeated

Round 1: Shitty Knight (not even the tub juice was enough to save him)

Round 2: William 'Dex' Poindexter (you think you're handy until you meet a lesbian in a power suit)

Round 3: Jack Zimmermann (another day, another slay)

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Lardo

She can manage a team of rogue hockey players. She's undefeated in beer bong. She makes expensive art. She's tiny, fierce, and staring down even the FIERCEST of competition.

Defeated

Round 1: Adam 'Holster' Birkholtz (handily defeated)

Round 2: Eric Bittle (who did hang on longer than any of her other opponents)

Round 3: One of Bitty's Pies (LARDO SWEEEEEEEP)

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Elite Eight

In a SHOCKING (but also kind of not shocking) turn of events, Chowder was defeated in a thumb war by One of Bitty's Pies. How does a pie have thumbs? I don't bake, ask Bitty.

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FINAL FOUR

MOVE OVER STANLEY CUP. We have a new hockey event in town. It's the fabled rivalry between Providence Falconers superstar Jack Laurent Zimmermann and SUPER HOT Providence Falconers General Manager and/or Literal State Georgia Martin!

Our favorite gay hockey robot with a perchance for spitfire blondes defeated the Haus Ghosts in the first round and past teammate Justin 'Ransom' Oluransi in the second round.

Everyone's favorite casual jogger and/or home of Senators Jon Ossoff (hot) and Reverend Warnock (hot, in respectful way) knocked out Shitty B Knight in round one and William 'Dex' Poindexter in round two. If you ask our experts (me), no one ever stood a chance against her impeccable ponytail. Slay.

Don't forget to vote in the rest of the Final Four (Lardo vs One of Bitty's Pies)

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FINAL FOUR

COMRADES. We are down to our Final Four, and the fiercest of the fierce are gearing up for an epic showdown.

Lardo, the SMH Manager, wrangler of jock straps and team busses, handily defeated Adam 'Holster' Birkholz in the first round and Eric Bittle himself in the second. Now she faces her greatest challenge since getting men to buy sheets other than that one VERY specific shade of dark blue... taking on one of Bitty's fabled pies.

Does the pie have thumbs? Doesn't matter - voters have so far been enthusiastic about it's success! The Pie eeked out a victory over fan-favorite goalie Chris 'Chowder' Chow in the first round, but came back swinging to a popular landslide victory against Alexi 'Tater' Mashkov. Voters agreed - Mashkov would probably eat the pie and forfeit the round.

Don't forget to vote in the rest of the Final Four (a thrilling matchup between Georgia (state/coach) and Jack Zimmermann!)

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SWEET SIXTEEN

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Elite Eight

THE DRAMA CONTINUES.

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Elite Eight

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Elite Eight

The age-old question continues... could a LITERAL United State/hot NHL assistant GM beat a ginger, gay, mechanic, reformed-republican hockey player? only time can tell!

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Sweet Sixteen

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Sweet Sixteen

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Sweet Sixteen

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Sweet Sixteen

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Sweet Sixteen

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THE FINALS ARE IN! HOWEVER I will be setting up the polls tomorrow bc I am too tired to #graphicdesign. Xoxo love you

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Sweet Sixteen

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