#one in a million tourney w101 final round

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The results are in...

The winners of the One in a Million Wizard101 Tourney, with a final percentage of 73.6% of the vote, are the Divorced Deities themselves, Grandmother Raven and Grandfather Spider! These two have been duking it out for millennia, and now they're standing together on the winner's podium in one of those "get along shirts". Ironic, in a way, that they won the title of One in a Million, considering they're the reason The Spiral exists in the first place. I guess it makes sense.

Second place goes to Dr. Jackall, who got 26.4% against literal gods, which makes me think we need to project him onto the "what's a man to a king, what's a king to a god, what's a god to a nonbeliever" (switch king and man since he killed, like, several kings in this, and put Dasein in for nonbeliever -- his win for the Spiral Showcase still stands).

Third place goes to Baba Yaga, who gave Jackall a run for his money in the semifinals. Love you, Grandma! Turns out you're everyone's favorite magic professor, too -- between this and Spiral Showdown, she was the highest-performing academic!

Thanks again to everyone for competing, this was a blast!

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THREE WILL ENTER.

BUT WHO WILL BE

ONE

IN

A

MILLION

tune in Sunday, March 19th, at 5pm EST, for when polls go live.

Your competitors are:

the People's Champion, Dr. Yiff McMoany, also known as Dr. Jackall, killer of monarchies and funny little guy.

The powerful, immense force of Team Divorce, also known as Grandmother Raven and Old Cob/Grandfather Spider, whose marriage created the Spiral and whose divorce tore it apart, with the custody battle over the universe creating Arc 3's plot, and their children (Scorpion, Rat, Bat, and Mellori) being some of the wider fandom's favorite characters. (hey, remember when Mellori won second place in the Spiral Showcase?)

Prepare your propaganda. Ready your forces. And get ready for the biggest fight we've seen yet.

Tracking "#one in a million tourney w101", and send me your propaganda!

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the semifinals, round five, go live March 16th, 5PM EST.

A nail biter until the very end, you guys fought long and hard for your final four! If you have any propaganda for your favorite contestant, still running or eliminated, feel free to tag me or tag it "#one in a million tourney w101"!

Round four wrapped:

Oh god, Team Lesbian(squared) truthers I am so sorry -- with a vote margin of one, the dream of sending the three of them into the final together just wasn't meant to be. Duck and Wilma put up an impressive fight through the competition, but no fight was as impressive as the ones Jackall has gained through the tourney. Sprays him with water to get him off the couch.

Jackall's competitor, fierce and strong in her own right, is my pfp and personal bias (can you tell), BABA THEEE YAGA. With a recent defeat of the most fridged woman in the Spiral, our favorite Arcanum professor (she's the last one standing, after all) is ready to duke it out with the dog.

Ca-caw, motherfuckers! Grandmother Raven swoops into the semifinals with a sweep, kicking Prospector Zeke to wherever his collection ends up. I'd say maybe she could give him some suggestions on a good divorce lawyer, but let's be real here, Raven and Spider had the worst divorce in Spiral history.

Speaking of... we're about to see a sequel to the Deity Divorce, with Old Cob/Grandfather Spider beating the mighty mouse Dyvim Whitehart in a tight battle. Duck and cover, everybody, this might get messy.

The semifinal matches are:

Dr Jackall VS Baba Yaga

Grandmother Raven VS Old Cob

Good luck, everybody!