#ooc shhhh pets

[crimson-lair]

MBCC DATING SIM

Reasons to Date Raven

Raven had always been curious about the "MBCC Dating Sim" the staffs had invented. As the second person to participate after Cinnabar, she was eager to see what all the fuss was about. However, when you were given the task to go on a date with Raven, you were hesitant to show her the piece of paper that outlined the reasons why you should date her.

The truth was, you were afraid of what Raven might do with the information on the paper. The last thing you wanted was for her to write about it in the newspapers and cause a stir among the other Sinners. You knew that the staffs had warned you not to let Raven see the paper, but her incessant pestering made it hard to resist.

As you hesitated, considering whether or not to let Raven see the paper, you could practically see her mind working overtime, trying to figure out why you were being so cagey. In the end, you keep the paper to yourself, much to her dismay.

Reason No. 1:

Raven can always spruce up your resume for free!

Raven's face twisted into an exasperated expression as she listened to you explain that you wanted her help with your resume. "A resume?" she repeated, her voice dripping with disbelief.

"After all the work I've put into crafting sensational headlines and exposing the dark secrets of the upper class, you want me to help with something as mundane as a resume?"

However, her disbelief was quickly replaced by a flicker of amusement, and she shook her head with a small grin. "What a waste of my talents. But since you asked nicely, I suppose I could help you out."

She pulled out a quill and a paper out of nowhere, scrawling down the details you gave her in quick, 'neat' strokes. "Let's see... What kind of position are you applying for? A receptionist? An administrative assistant? A... a..."

She stopped and frowned, her quill pressing down on the paper, leaving ink smudges on it. "Why can't you get a real job?"

Me: CUT! CUT! THAT'S SO OOC! DON'T BREAK THE 4TH WALL

Reason No. 2:

Raven's hair is green, and they say looking at green is good for your eyes!

Raven's confusion was visible on her face. Her long, seaweed-like dark green hair was indeed striking, but she wasn't used to receiving this much attention from someone. The intensity of your gaze made her couldn't help but wonder what was going on.

"Are you... staring at my hair?" she asked, her mouth hanging open slightly. "That's a bit intense, don't you think?"

Then, you surprised her even more when you mentioned that someone had told you that green was good for eyes. Raven raised an eyebrow, visibly confused. "What does that have to do with this?"

Suddenly, it dawned on her what you were getting at, and she couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation. "Oh, I see."

"Well, you're in luck then," she said, sending you a wink. "My eyes are also green, so you might as well take a look at them too."

Reason No. 3:

You'll get to learn how to raise ravens!

Raven was excited to show you the pet raven that made up from her abilities. She was proud of the fact that the bird had become quite proficient in speaking and even knew how to say a few phrases like a parrot. However, her excitement quickly turned to embarrassment when the raven suddenly squawked out the words, "Lemme smash."

Raven was completely caught off guard and immediately tried to shut the bird up. "Please excuse its crude language."

"I swear I never taught it anything like that. He must have picked it up from somewhere. Please, just ignore him."

Despite her efforts, the bird continued to repeat the phrase, "Lemme smash."

"Please."

In the end, Raven had to resort to a stern glare and a "Shhhh!" to get the bird to stop.

Maybe you're not destined to raise ravens.

Image by PathtoNowhereEN on Twitter/X

Don't take the "reason no. 1" shenanigans seriously. I have a job, really. Also, I've never heard of this lemme smash bird until recently thanks to some blogs, now I know 👍 but I don't think it's funny enough when I wrote it myself 😭 HELP

Next victim is Dreya >:) but not sure if it'd be comedy like.. heh

[battydora]

note: sekido brainrot, i have no control

cw: nsfw , minors dni!! , no plot , gn reader (afab) , adult reader , switch sekido (mean dom → sub bottom) , switch reader (power bottom → mean dom) , kinda ooc , reader implied to be human , cursing , consensual , pet names (g.) , foreplay , kitchen sex , dry humping , early orgasm , degradation (g.) , slut shamming (g.) , barely proof read

edit: this was suppossed to be longer but i ran out of inspiration before s3 ended yikes. edit 2: PFF i posted this so quickly that i didn't realize the last line didn't make any sense LMFAO i changed it but that stays between us shhhh

wc: 1.1k

nsfw under the cut, minors dni

it's only a normal night of yours, you just finished doing all your chores for the day but yet you decided to prepare yourself a snack before going to bed. you're in the kitchen as you mixed all the ingredients together to make your sweet, humming a song to yourself to keep it entretaining. it's all calm and quiet around but a cold and frightening sensation runs through your entire body when you feel a huge hand pressing your back, you jump out of horror, mortified at the thought of someone breaking into your home and trying to attack you, you instinctively turn around and all your worries vanish in a heavy sigh when you notice it's just sekido.

"oh my fucking god, sekido, you scared the shit out of me. i didn't hear you arrive" you say, a laugh escaping your lips to relieve the scare the demon gave you.

it is a common thing for sekido to sneak into your home looking for you making absolutely no noise, his sneaking skills are impressive and startled you more than once. you notice how he doesn't say anything so you rise an eyebrow to him, slightly confused, his expression is shown to be enraged like it normally is, that furious frown and twisted grimace of his always showing his consistent state of rage. however, this time seems more intense and angrier. what can -now- be bothering him today? before you can ask him, the hand resting on your back pushes you forward to the counter in a slow yet strong movement, his hand still feeling heavy against your back, exerting force to avoid you from moving. before you can call his name in a questioning manner, his shaft presses roughly against your ass, all the dots connect when you feel his cock hard as ever against your body and realize, he is turned on.

sekido isn't verbal, he rarely tells you he is in the mood, you have to figure it out on your own or, if he is extremely needy, he just starts physical touch with you himself. the latter being the case today. he waits for a concrete answer before making any other move, as if he isn't already clear that he is horny as hell. you chuckle, allowing yourself to totally lay on the counter after pushing away the tools and the unfinished desert to rest your body comfortably. you look at sekido from the corner of your eye with a playful smile.

"my quiet puppy is needy, huh? alright, go on, let your frustrations out~" you hear him grunt at your comment, then his fingers wrap around your hips and start grinding against you, he presses his shaft roughly against you, as hard as he can getting that friction you both love so much.

this kind of foreplay always seems to arouse sekido since the more he continues, the more needy and noisy he gets. he continues his doing with enthusiasm, you feel his nails digging roughly into the skin of your clothed waist. he is desperate, you hear him grunt and struggle behind you.

"ngh~.. fuck.." you hear him groan, he stops for a second to get his kimono between his underwear and your clothed ass out of the way, increasing the closeness, cloth by cloth.

he continues to dry hump enthusiastic grunting and moaning under his breath, he sounds already so aroused and lost in the moment you wander why is he being louder than usual. but before you can even come to a conclusion, he releases a loud groan, hands gripping firmly your waist, you look at him in shock, it can't be... did he just...?

"did you just cum?" you ask in shock still, a small and puzzled smile forming on your lips and widen eyes. his fanged grimace remains and the enfuriated look on his eyes too, however he doesn't respond, his face just turns red as he recovers some breath, staring away from your astonished glare.

you decide to confirm your thought so you lift your torso from the kitchen table to look down at his underwear. you notice a stain soaking his clothing, your eyes widen in surprise and amusement even more.

"wow, you never came this fast, i thought this was only foreplay, you disgusting bitch" your attitude changes into something more shady and playful, your rude words disguising behind your sweet tone of voice.

"who are you calling a bitch?! i swear i'm going to-!"

"what? punish me?" you cut him off suddenly "i don't think someone like you can do that. look at you, already a mess, i didn't even have to do anything~"

he grunts enfuriated at your statements, each insult hitting the dirtiest part of his dark being. he pulls apart and covers his crotch with his clothes again, hiding himself from you as embarassment washed over him in an instant.

"daw, don't be shy, i already saw how fucking dirty you are for me, no need to hide it from me" you say, now walking to him, he steps back a little and holds onto his kimono when you start fighting to uncover his stained pants.

he is physically stronger than you, so you knew he gave in on purpose when you got to move the clothing covering his shaft and you're surprised to see another erection popping through his underwear again.

"oh my god, you're hard as a rock again. what's gotten into you today, sekido?" you grab his hips and lead him to the counter you were laying on seconds ago and push him to it facing you, pressing your bodies together and kissing him hungrily.

sekido holds back any complaints and kisses you back, hungry hands sliding through your body, landing on your ass, pressing you tighter against him for you to feel how hard he is again as he squeezed your butt desperately. your hands wander through his body and undo the belt holding his kimono together, to then get rid of it. his clothes pool around his feet the moment you pull apart. you look him in the eyes as he pants and recovers some breath, licking his upper lip, missing your taste.

you smirk at him, amused for how hungry he is for you right now, your hand lands directly on his cock as the other presses harshly on his chest, keeping him in place as you begin to jerk him off. he throws his head back, muffling all the noises he can, biting his lip so hard it could leave a bruise.

"come on, moan outloud like the deprived slut you are."

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[reinaazarolla]

Is that REINA AZAROLLA? A SENIOR originally from SEVILLE, SPAIN, they decided to come to Ogden College to study SOCIOLOGY. They’re THE EXCHANGE STUDENT on campus, but even they could get blamed for Greer’s disappearance.

This is additional and updated info for the new school year (2023-2024). Original intro can be found here.

APPEARANCE (UPDATED)

HAIR COLOR → naturally dark brown, currently blonde TATTOOS → small paper airplane outline on the inside of her right ring finger. new addition is a small camera outline on the side of her right index finger courtesy of Link SCARS → some scarring from the fire at the commons. most noticeable is upper left thigh wrapping from the front to the side. less noticeable are some spots on her right forearm. almost nonexistent, small burn her neck left side closer to the back. the best medical treatment her parents could find helped her heal. PIERCINGS → two in each lobe and one helix, left ear. new addition is a nose piercing, small stud on right side

FAMILY INFORMATION (UPDATED)

PETS → german shepard (male) named baltasar

SCHOOL YEAR 2022-2023 RECAP

hospital/medical/surgical mention tw

First semester, she studied abroad in Portugal.

Second semester, luckily she didn't have too many encounters with G but she was determined to try to find them.

She became a bit obsessed, even thought about hiring a private investigator.

School year ended with a bang, she got trapped in the commons when the fire started and thought the best route of escape was straight through the flames. It did not end well. The next thing she knew she was waking up in the hospital.

SUMMER SHENANIGANS

Since Reina was seriously injured at the end of the school year her parents were extra protective. Here are some highlights:

hospital/medical/surgical mention tw, drug use tw

Reina was not allowed to travel alone and her parents basically took her phone away. They got her a new one with a new number and everything but they put spyware on it as a safety precaution.

They kept her old phone to monitor as well in case G reached out.

She was strongly discouraged to post on social media or reach out to friends (this is an ic excuse for my ooc disappearance and not being active during the "summer" months lol)

She traveled around Europe with her parents to the best doctors to treat her burns and even got some skin graft done on the worst of the burns of her arm and neck. Other treatments like ointments were used to help with the scarring.

Reina was assigned a body guard, courtesy of her father.

The first half of the summer she stayed with her mom who was traveling around Europe for work. Some nights she'd sneak out and go clubbing or find whatever seedy party/rave she could and indulge in drink and drugs - she wasn't coping well with how the school year ended.

The second half of the summer was spent at their current home in Berlin where she spent a lot of time with her dad.

She learned a lot more of both her parent's jobs during this time together.

Her parents got her a german shepard to help her cope but also another protection measure.

She got a nose piercing.

She dyed her hair blonde, at one point she thought about shaving her head but was talked out of it.

POTENTIAL PLOTS

Literally down for any plot, these are some off the top of my head. Message me if interested.

Detective Buddies - Reina isn't as obsessed to find G as she was last year but I could see herself potentially getting into some trouble teaming up with someone who wants to end this hell as much as she does. She also may want some revenge.

Fake Dating - She's a lesbian and most people know that but she wouldn't be opposed to fake dating with any gender. She can be someone's beard for all she cares. Have I been getting a lot of fake dating book recs on TikTok lately...shhhh we don't need to talk about it lol

more to be added...I skipped to the connections and now I can't think of other plots

WANTED CONNECTIONS

Again, literally down for anything. Message me if interested in any of these or you have some other ideas!

If I mislabeled our connections or forgot them please let me know! My brain is tired. I did leave out generic friends and acquaintance labels.

Study buddies - Whether they study together in silence or there is tutoring involved, they can bond over academics. (1 /∞) one spot taken by @montyrichler

Past Fling - Nothing serious, or at least no one admitted serious feelings. (1/5) one spot taken by @mari-zuko

Frenemies - Friends in public, enemies in private, or vice versa. (0/??)

Confidant - Someone Reina can tell anything to, or maybe Reina is your muses confidant. They can be each other's confidant too. (0/2) two spots open if Reina and your muse are not each other's confidants.

Current fling - When the nights get lonely and the are you up or wyd texts get sent. (0/??)

more to be added

[littlewarricr]

i’m officially 25 and i’m frikkin excited as heck about that!!

[snakeboistan]

3-E + KARASUNO + 1-A FRIENDSHIP GROUPS

Just a heads up that I don't really know that much about BNHA. Most of my knowledge comes from fanfics, tumblr posts and my bestie so some of these headcanons might be a bit OOC

Nagisa + Hinata + Midoriya

So I’ve already made posts about Nagisa, Hinata and Mido being the ultimate cinnamon roll trio who are the loves of my life, my sons and if anything happens to them I will kill everyone and then myself

Let me adopt them, please let me adopt them 

I mean it is canon that Mama Midoriya is single right?...jk jk ... unless 👀

These precious babies are literally the sweetest guys ever and everyone’s ultimate hype men

They have their own protection squads and at least five people who have a crush on them (these bois be making people question their sexuality like it’s a past time)

They can also turn feral at any given moment and revert back to normal in a second

They act like its no big deal but they have legit traumatised people before

I know that Nagisa and Midoriya are ✨ notebook buddies ✨ but I like to think that Hinata keeps a volleyball journal like Kageyama (like the adorable boyfriend he is) and shows it off proudly to them and Nagisa and Mido are so proud of their tangerine bestie and they teach him how to make notes and analyse like they do and are just so pure (ILOVETHEMSOMUCHYOUHAVENOIDEA)

It’s a legit hazard to have them in the same place because the intensity of the combined smiles of a baby sunshine crow, baby sunshine snake and baby sunshine bunny can wipe out anyone in a 10 km radius

But what a way to go, am I right?

Also, I’m adding Yamaguchi here because he’s a sweetie who can and will end someone if they try to mess with Tsukki the people he cares about 

Do not under any circumstances try to mess with the trio that is Nagi, Yama and Mido because they know all of your secrets and are not afraid to use that to their benefit 

 Isogai + Daichi + Iida 

Did you mean: Dad Friends

Someone help them

It aint easy being a teen parent but they make it work

Also I’m a total simp for all three of them like Iida is everything I want IDKY I’m not saying its the glasses but its totally the glasses

Can and will do the disappointed dad stare. It is effective.

These three meet up to despair about their schoolmates and within five minutes one (or all) of them is getting a phone call because someone needs to be bailed out of jail

Isogai and Iida are class rep goals just saying

They love their classmates but why are they like this

Daichi: *watching Noya and Tanaka egg on the Terasaka gang to let them connect sleds on Yoshida’s motorbikes and go speed racing down the mountain* I ask myself that everyday

Just...someone give them a vacation and some aspirin because they need it

But not for too long because they are the few responsible ones 

Midoriya: *mumbling* That’s funny considering that Iida tried to murder someone in cold blood 

1-A members not aware of the Hosu Incident (so basically everyone except for Mido, Todo and Glasses Sonic): WHAT?!

Karma: Really? That’s weird. Nagisa tried to do that as well

3-E members that didn’t confront Takaoka: WAIT WHAT?!

Karasuno: *paling* who the f*ck are these people…

 Fuwa + Nakamura + Kiyoko + Ashido + Aoyama

The ultimate shippers

Listen, look me in the eyes and tell me that Shimizu Kiyoko doesn’t ship her team and that she does not have a group chat with all of the other managers where they gossip about who’s dating who. Look me right in the eyes and tell me that does not happen.

These people know all of the gossip 

Well actually Nagisa knows all of the tea in 3-E but Fuwa is a close second

Ultimate wingpeople 

 Kataoka + Ennoshita + Momo

I don’t want to say mum friend but they are the most responsible ones if Isogai, Daichi and Iida aren’t around

They are beings to be feared, you dont wanna cross them

There was once a time when all three of them are angered and everyone still has emotional scars to this day

The only ones who can control the chaos

Can also smack talk people like a pro

Have soft spots for the cinnamon rolls

Just imagine the three of them sitting around one of those circular umbrella tables outside of a cafe wearing matching sunglasses and drinking smoothies out of a straw as they judge everyone

 Kimura + Hinata + Kageyama + Kirishima

GYM BUDDIES

Listen, there are athletes and there are athletes™

These boys are the latter 

They race all of the time

I’m not kidding

Everything is a race

Arm wrestles galore

 Hazama + Tsukishima + Tokoyami

Masters of snark

Looks like they can kill you, can actually kill you

Hang out with each other to get away from the stupidity of everyone around them

Hazama and Tokoyami are just chillin’ talking about demonic sacrifice and Tsukki’s like ‘you guys are more tolerable than the feral children I’ll stay here’

Literally have no cares at all

If you approach them they will make you cry

 Chiba + Hayami + Kageyama + Todoroki 

The chill kids

All they do is vibe in the background

They’re entire friendship is just *blank stare* *eye contact* *small nod*

And you know what? That’s valid

Are also totally willing to hide a body 24/7

Todo convinces the other three that his theories are legit

 Terasaka Squad + Nishinoya + Tanaka + Bakusquad

CHAOS

That is it

Do I need to go on?

 Kurahashi + Kouda 

Soft bbys

Would die for them

Go on bug hunting expeditions

Hang out at petting zoos

Kurahashi has fallen in love with Kouda's bunnies as she should 

Are proud parents of every single furry and crawlie critter on the E-Class mountain

Dont worry Nagisa gets to keep his snakes

Go to pet stores and animal shelters

pure cinnamon rolls

 Maehara + Tanaka + Nishinoya + Kaminari

Best hype men

Praise each other like no other

Maehara and Calamari keep on getting annoyed because everyone keeps on pretending to not be able to tell the two apart

They can it's just that it's fun to mess with them

 Karasuma + Ukai + Aizawa

The ‘I came here determined not to get attached and now I’ve adopted a gang of teenagers’

Are literally one second away from becoming alcoholics

Are constantly ready to ‘subtly’ brag about how their students are improving in training 

Karasuma and Aizawa go over sparring procedures and Ukai is just like ‘your students have WEAPONS?!?’

Tsundere but parents

Best Dads

They love their kids 

But dont tell anyone that

It’s okay they know anyway

Will deck anyone that hurts their chaos children in any way

 Koro-Sensei + Takeda + Yagi 

PROUD PAPAS

THEY LOVE THEIR KIDS SO MUCH

THEY CAN SPEND 1284720 HOURS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR KIDS STUDENTS ARE

HAVE WALLETS WITH THEIR PHOTOS IN THEM Yagi’s is just 20+ pictures of Midoriya but shhhh

*Todoroki’s conspiracy theory senses tingle*

They could be at the groceries but they’ll still find a way to brag about their kids

[jgreaxcfdszx]

Nightmares ft. Azumane Asahi

fluff, asahi x gn!reader

A/n: this is an older post btw

-1468 words-

This story includes: Cursing, slight OOC

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You shot up from your bed, sweat encasing your body. You looked over to your boyfriend who was sleeping next to you.

He groaned, rubbing his eyes to see what was happening. He looked up at your fragile figure.

Asahi sat up and put an arm around you. “What's wrong?"

"I just had a nightmare, that's all."

He kissed your forehead before laying back down on his side with his arms open. "Come here," he ordered, his voice a mix of soft and stern.

You laid down next to him, hiding your face in his clothed chest. He pet your head lovingly.

"Do you want to tell me about it, pumpkin?"

You shook your head. "It's nothing, really."

Asahi lifted your chin up gently. "No, it isn't. I'm right here, you can tell me anything."

"I don't want to, sorry honey."

"That's okay! Do you want me to tell you a bedtime story to help you go back to sleep?" You nodded. "Mmmm, okay baby. Now, I want you to just relax, okay? Can you do that for me? Yes? Good job. So, sorry if it doesn't fit your standards, I'm just making this off the top of my hea-"

You put an hand on his arm, stroking it. "Don't worry about that, any story that you make fit my standards." He blushed at your comment, grateful that there was no light in the room.

"You're too sweet, pumpkin. Now shhhh, I'm  starting it.

    Once upon a time, there was a princess who loved to eat popcorn. She had twenty microwaves in her room, all designated for popcorn. For breakfast, lunch, and dinner, all she ate was popcorn.

    Obviously, eating only one thing all the time is not going to be healthy. The princess knew this, but she didn't care. Her family always warned her that if she continued the bad habit, she would turn into a piece of popcorn as well, which she always replied with, 'if that happens, I'll just eat myself!'

    It was a well-know fact that if you eat too much of one thing you'll turn into it, but the princess thought it was a myth. Her explanation? 'Well, I've never seen it happen, so it must not be true!'

  After 18 years of only ever eating popcorn, the princess woke up one day as a piece of popcorn. She tried to scream, but she didn't have a mouth! She looked around, trying to find someone who could see her. No one was in her room. She rolled off of the bed, rolling her way down the stairs. Oh, also, she is a human-sized popcorn. 

  Once her father saw her, he screeched, running up to her. 'is this what my little princess has turned into?', he questioned, putting his hands on her sides so she wouldn't roll away. Once he realized she couldn't talk because she didn't have a mouth, he started crying very loudly. 'Someone, please, come help my daughter!'

   A few seconds later, a pink fairy poofed into the air. They both looked at her, waiting for her to do something.

  'Oh, do I have to speak now? I think I do. Anyways, I'm the popcorn fairy, who takes care of people who have turned into popcorn.' The fairy said. 'I can turn your daughter back into a human!'

Her father jumped for joy. 'On one condition,' the fairy's voice turned very serious. 'Your daughter can never eat popcorn again.'

The princess was shocked. She didn't want to have to give up popcorn! But, she also didn't want to be a popcorn anymore.

The father looked at his daughter. 'Princess, roll around if you want her to fix you. Don't move if you want to stay a popcorn.'

A couple seconds passed before she started rolling around. A bit of popcorn fell off of her, falling into a crack. A mouse came and took it, going back to it's cave.

  The fairy nodded. 'Okay, now everyone look away. Princess, close your eyes,' The fairy waved her magic wand a couple of times before poof! the princess was human again.

  She ran to the mirror, checking if this was real. She looked the same, the only difference being that she was missing her left ear.

She screamed, looking at her father and the fairy. 'What happened to my ear?!?' She pointed to the side of her face that was earless.

'Oh, yeah, sometimes that happens,' the fairy answered, shrugging. 'When bits of the popcorn roll away, when I turn you back to human, you're going to have parts that aren't there anymore.'

  'My daughter doesn't have an ear! Why are you treating this so casually?'

  'Sir, I can't do anything about it. Maybe next time you should teach your daughter not to eat the same foods all the time,' and with that, she poofed away.

Did you like that story, pumpkin? Sorry it was a bit sad." He rubbed your back soothingly.

You made a grunt, meaning that you did.

"Mmm, that's good. Do you think you can go to bed nicely now?"

"What time is it?" You said quietly.

Azumane checked the clock. "Mmm, 4:20. Why?"

"Can you-um," You stuttered.

"You want me to-"

"Yea,"

"Of course. Do you want this one to be more happy?" You nodded, putting one of your legs over his.

"Mmm." He wrapped the blanket tighter around the two of you. "This one will be shorter, if that's okay with you,"

"Yes, it's fine Azumane. As long as I get to hear your lovely voice,"

He chuckled. "I love you so much Y/n, you know that right?"

"I love you more!" You said, giggling.

"Hmmm, I don't think that that's possible. Okay, I'm going to start it now.

Mr. and Mrs. Beaver had always lived a happy life together, and today was no exception. They were currently sitting at the park, having a picnic together.

  Mrs. Beaver was snacking on some sunchips, while Mr. beaver was munching on leaves. They were both very excited to talk to each other again, as they hadn't had seen each other in a while.

  They had both been at work, working very hard so they could have little beaver babies. Mrs.-"

You looked up at him. "Wait, are they going to have sex in this story?"

"What? No! They're not going to do that. Anyways, back to what I was saying,

  Mrs. Beaver worked at an elementary school, while Mr. Beaver owned a pastry shop. Everyone knew them as 'the berry in love beavers'. Sorry that's kind of cringy, it was the first thing that came in my head.

'Fred, guess what happened the other day, oh it's so funny!' Mrs. Beaver said, barely containing her laughter. 'So, one of my students came up to me before school ended and said, "Mrs. Beaver? Why are you getting ready to leave if you live here?" The little cutie thought that I lived there!'

They both laughed. 'Hilda, you know how some little kids can be! So silly!' She giggled. 'I should cook them in my pastries.'

"Asahi, why. It was such a nice story but you had to ruin it."

He became flustered. "Sorry, Y/n. But I did tell you that I was making these off the top of my head,"

You laughed. "Why is putting kids in food on the top of your head?!?"

"It's because you're acting like a child right now."

You gasped, holding back a laugh. "You want to cook me?"

"No, I just want to eat you! Nom nom nom" He tickled you, making you laugh.

"A-a-a-a-asahi! I'm not going to be able to sleep if you keep on tickling me like this,"

"Then stop interrupting me! Shhhh, pumpkin. AnYwAyS,

  Mrs. Beaver looked at him in shock before laughing. 'Oh Fred, you really crack me up!'

Fred laughed with her. 'You should've seen the look on your face!'

They continued their picnic before going back to their den. Once they got back to their home, the couple laid down in their bed and fell asleep.

The end."

You whined. "Azumaneeeeeeee! That was so short! Can I have another one?"

"Y/n, baby, no-"

"Please! Please! Please, daddy?" You smirked.

"D-d-don't call me that!" He tilted your chin up so he could look at you. "You are going to bed right now."

"Wait, no-"

He laid on top of you, trapping you in his arms. "You are going to sleep right now, okay? Enough fun."

"Hmph." You closed your eyes.

Asahi put his head on your shoulder. "Good night, my love."

"Good night, daddy."

"BITCH I SWEAR IF YOU CALL ME THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TI-"