#ooc; snife knife

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hello it's my birthday now

please send me forks so i can eat my ice cream cake

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I'm here for the moment but I leave in a couple hours to get my cat into boarding school and then I head to my mom's for the night, and we leave at like 6 am EST tomorrow; as a result you can consider my mini hiatus as starting from around 2:30 PM EST today!

there's posts in the queue for the first couple days reminding people that i'm away for the next two weeks-ish just in case anyone's missed the notif and then after that it's empty bc I didn't queue any replies lmao sorry (maybe i'll toss some memes in there?)

ANYWAY

like, 30% chance i have a moment at night to pop in and say hello so feel free to send me inbox stuff even if i'm gone. anything in there will get replied to if i have a moment at night, or when i return from my trip.

see you when i return!!!!!

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you may be aware of this but i did not in fact do my drafts after work today.

i took 5 naps instead! so tomorrow lmao

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before i forget!!!!

april 19-29th i will be on a hiatus, as i am going on a cruise and will not have consistent access to tumblr.

i may reply to a few things here and there, as i will have 150 minutes a day of free wifi access, but we've booked excursions or have other plans for pretty much all the days we are in ports, and the days at sea i'll probably be hanging out doing cruise ship stuff, so any activity that i do have will be in the evening when we get back for the day. assuming i don't just sleep instead.

i'll be posting a reminder on the night of the 18th when i head out to my mother's for the night, and have the post queued to reblog throughout the week and a half-ish that i'm gone.

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local plant loses virginity to man who named his saxophone, more at 12

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//i've got Medical Bullshit (read: chronic pain from skin condition flare ups in multiple locations) going on which is why i have not been here despite intending to be. i do still exist tho

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concept: knives but his sisters in the driver's seat

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I need you to know I started watching trigun because of you 😂

You're welcome!

read the manga too it's v good

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//i hope knives becomes the multiverse dad. this would be supremely funny to me, you don't understand.

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but also in the meantime while i'm here, thinking once more about how knives learned violence as an expression of love and the way he can not unlearn this.

violence on behalf of others has become his love language

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//leans in

no man's singularity where knives let vash die instead of saving him and now humanity's on the brink of extinction, that is all

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his only defense for any of this is trauma and he loves his brother

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@angelictyphoon replied to your post “.”:

yeah, well i'm *cold*

have you tried not being cold

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low effort text promo for a knives rp blog; low activity but if you like your plants murderous, platonically obsessed with their brother and probably voted most likely to try and commit mass genocide then you've come to the right place!!!

for the low price of one (1) follow, you too can have a chia plant that hates you.

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we're not done yet but some pokemon dnd highlights from the start of the oneshot:

zazie unleashed an eldritch horror upon vash and hatsune miku and then got stuck in a wall

hatsune miku's current status is: concern

the vash-hatsune miku-zazie dynamic is amazing actually tho

wolfwood covered in children