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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚣𝚣𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜

Group texts between club members of Tastes Like Snozzberries taking place between October 23rd to October 29th. Feat: @marsdenlee, @wolfontheloose, @juandiego-flores, @matthewbaudelaire​.

[text from JD]: Are you sure it was lemonade, tho? [text from mars]: It said rose lemonade on the label. [text from mars]: Was it yours? [text from JD]: fair enough. Nah, I have mine at home [text from JD]: You can sweeten it up and just put alcohol it [text from mars]: You have rose lemonade willingly? [text from mars]: Oh you use it as a mixer? [text from JD]: We need to have a mixology night  someday. [text from mars]: Now you speaking my language. [text from matthew]: ill pass [text from Ryden]: im game [text from mars]: Ry makes the best drinks [text from Ryden]: bartending here and there since i was 22 but i mostly pour beer now [text from mars]: So modest 😘 [text from mars]: What was that one you made me the other day? It changed colors when you added something to it [text from Ryden]: color changing martini lemon juice makes it change color 🙂 [text from mars]: Bam. Chemistry 🤯 [text from Ryden]: yah 😊 [text from JD]:

that's all I'm getting from the both of you [text from Ryden]: yah. want a color changing martini too? [text from mars]: 🖕 😘 [text from JD]: 😂 [text from JD]: Sure, all tho I'm cool with a classic martini [text from Ryden]: kay i can make regular too when is the mixology day gonna happen? [text from mars]: How about next week when club meets? Wednesday? [text from mars]: I won't be at club tonight. Work party 🙌 [text from Ryden]: im available then 👍👍 [text from Ryden]: have fun mars bar [text from mars]: You ain't coming to the party? [text from Ryden]: that's tonight? [text from mars]: Yeh [text from Ryden]: fuck [text from Ryden]: i'll see what i can do [text from mars]: JD you're also invited to the party if you wanna come [text from mars]: Sexy costume party at Supernaturals tonight [text from mars]: Watch no one go to cooking club tonight. Hah!

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔

Group texts between employees of Supernaturals taking place between October 17th to October 23rd. Feat: @marsdenlee​, @sirensofia​, @opheliasflood​, @werewolfroman​, and @yashicanand​

[text from sofia]: anyone starting to wear costumes to work yet? [text from roman]: is that just for the dancers? [text from sofia]: noooo, you dress up. please. [text from mars]: I have a sexy Frankenstein's monster routine planned. [text from roman]: and what should I dress up as? And what do I get in return. 😉 [text from ophelia]; i may have totally bought a snakeskin set so i can be sexy medusa [text from sofia]: yes, sexy monsters. [text from sofia]: if they’re both monsters we should be monsters. [text from sofia]: in return i’ll let you pick trick or treat when we get home. 😘 [text from yash]: I can already see you looking amazing Oph! [text from yash]: you are tall enough Mars 🤣 [text from mars]: I've got huge ass heels to make me 7ft tall bitches, cower before me. [text from mars]: What's your costume Yash? [text from yash]: no clue. Help? [text from ophelia]; can't wait till you trip up and break an ankle Mars 😘 [text from sofia]: he’d never. skillful hoe he is. [text from mars]: 100% [text from mars]: Yash should be a sexy librarian. [img from yash]:

[text from ophelia]; who will be her big himbo? [text from yash]: if only my ex was still around, anyone else know anyone? [text from mars]: Fuuuuck she was hot in that movie. Maybe I'll be a sexy mummy instead. 😏 [text from mars]: A hot big himbo? Only name coming to mind is Ryden. [text from yash]: y’all have too many tattoos and hair. [img fron yash]:

[text from sofia]: you’re both also pallid as ghosts. [text from mars]: If you think I won't shave for this you're wrong. [text from ophelia]; we're missing the true hunk [img from ophelia];

[text from mars]: That is one attractive man. [text from yash]: 🥵 [text from yash]: Roman be my Brendan Fraser? [text from yash]: you can stick to Frankenstein and keep your hair though Mars. [image from yash]:

[text from yash]: tis the season.

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜

Group texts between members of the Auto Club taking place between October 17th to October 23rd. Feat: @marsdenlee​, @wolfontheloose​.

[text from mars]: I noticed Lenny has a new gear knob. [text from mars]: Do I dare... steal it again? [text from Ryden]: steal it again [text from Ryden]: until he got no choice but to come to my place to fix it [text from Ryden]: heh [text from mars]: Oh you're bad. [text from mars]: I like it 😏 [text from Ryden]: nah jus poor and got bills to pay [text from Ryden]: but if that floats ur boat I'm ur man 😏 [text from mars]: I got good news and bad news. Which do you want first? [text from Ryden]: try both at the same time [text from mars]: That is a literary challenge that I will accept. [text from mars]: I Lenny got saw the me gear and chase knob down the street. [text from mars]: He doesn't look it, but he is very fast. [text from Ryden]: HAH [text from Ryden]: i told u he from the pack [text from Ryden]: u been chased by wild dog boiii hehehe [text from mars]: He ripped my shirt. [text from mars]: Almost got me but I managed to shake him. [text from Ryden]: a shirt for a gear knob fair trade [text from Ryden]: proud of u marsbar [text from mars]: 😘

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚝𝚘𝚔

Group texts between members of the Book Club taking place between October 17th to October 23rd. Feat: @min-ji-min, @goldenchildminmin.

[text from Minho]: Another beautiful one! ☺️

[text from min ji]: Here's my word! ❤️

[text from min ji]: I thought que sera sera was just from a song! I didn't realize it meant something! 😊 [text from min ji]: I'm learning already!! [text from Minho]: Beautiful! 😍 [text from Minho]: Appatently, the use of the phrase in English dates back to the 16th century! 😲 Amazing, isn't it, how fascinating language is! 😊 [text from min ji]: That's so long ago! 😮 [text from Minho]: Something older than me, yay! 🥳😆 [text from min ji]: It is also older than me but that's not very hard 😅 [text from Minho]: You are the sweetest summer child 🥰 [text from Minho]: Interesting note, this phrase where I hail from has not the meaning indicating inexperience and naivety, merely bright youthfulness and is entirely meant as a compliment 😊 [text from min ji]: I was going to take it as a compliment anyway! ❤️ [text from Minho]: As it should be, because it was meant that way! 😍

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚣𝚣𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜

Group texts between club members of Tastes Like Snozzberries taking place between October 17th to October 23rd. Feat: @marsdenlee, @wolfontheloose.

[text from mars]: Whose rose lemonade was that in the fridge? [text from mars]: It tastes gross. [text from Ryden]: you ... did not try it did you? [text from mars]: ...... no [text from Ryden]: i did [text from Ryden]: it was gross [text from Ryden]: i spat back into it [text from Ryden]: oops [text from mars]: ...... [text from mars]: So I swallowed your spit then. [text from Ryden]: sometimes a gross lemonade is just a gross lemonade, sometimes someone spat into it, such is life [text from mars]: I want that on a t-shirt. [text from Ryden]: i want nice lemonade [text from mars]: I'll buy you some nice lemonade. [text from Ryden]: i promjse i wont spit into it [Text from mars]: It’s your own personal lemonade, sweet man, do whatever you want with it. [text from Ryden]: i wont disrespect it since u bought it

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍

Group texts between members of the Gardening Club taking place between October 17th to October 23rd. Feat: @micah-weber, @sirensofia.

[text from sofia]: okay my pond is almost done, no one fall in! [text from micah]: That felt like you made it fast! [text from micah]: How deep is it? [text from sofia]: deep as my tail, I want to sunbathe in it. [text from micah]: What if I get overheated and want to go a quick dip to cool off? [text from sofia]: we can make it wider but you have to help me dig. [text from micah]: I can help! [text from sofia]: bring your own shovel. [text from sofia]: thad you want to help dig? [text from sofia]: water flower help too please. [text from micah]: I've known of BYOB but first of BYOS 🤣 [text from sofia]: byob too tbh. [text from sofia]: shovels, beers and babes. 😏

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔

Group texts between employees of Supernaturals taking place between October 9th to October 16th. Feat: @marsdenlee, @sirensofia, @opheliasflood, @werewolfroman, and @yashicanand

trigger warnings: sex work, alcoholism, drug use mention, sexual content

[text from mars]: Someone keeps using my lipstick and I'm starting to get pissed. The point is blunted. Which one of you bitches is doing this? [text from sofia]: as if we’d wear the same shade. 👻 [text from mars]: It's the black lipstick, anyone can wear that shade. 🧐 Thinking it was you. [text from sofia]: even for halloween i’m a nude lip queen. [text from sofia]: probably oph. tryna pull a rich frat with a freaky thing for goth babes. [text from sofia]: men are so fucking basic. [ from ophelia ]: yeah totally with my complexion I'm wearing black lipstick you've got me [text from sofia]: you and mars have identical complexions. [text from mars]: I refuse to believe it is Violet. [text from mars]: I'm betting money on one of you two. [from ophelia]; i reject that but sure ok x [text from sofia]: you reject it was you or you reject you have identical complexions? [from ophelia]; both [text from mars]: This is hilarious. [text from yash]: 😬 one of the new girls needed it, I didn’t think you’d mind. I’ll replace. 🤞🏽 [text from yash]: it was just from like Spirit Halloween right? [text from mars]: I am stunned. Shocked. Perplexed. Astounded. Who was it? Beth? Tell her to learn how to put lipstick on so it doesn't blunt the tip. [text from mars]: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. [text from mars]: Spirit Halloween? [text from mars]: Are you serious? [ text from yash]: where else would you get black? [text from sofia]: 🤣 [from ophelia]; it does scream spirit halloween tbf mars [text from mars]: It's from a brand called Rock and Roll Beauty! It has a fucking BAT IMPRINT ON IT. [text from mars]: Or it DID have a bat imprint on it until FUCKING BETH. [text from sofia]: imagine thinking that a brand called 'rock and roll beauty' wasn't going to sound equally as tacky as spirit of halloween. [text from sofia]: if i'd known that i wouldn't have accused oph. [text from yash]: So I could just go to spirit of Halloween then to replace? [text from mars]: No you can't get it from Spirit Halloween. I'll just replace it myself. Tell Beth to stop applying make up like a useless paperclip. [from ophelia]; rock and roll beauty does scream the dollar store im not gonna lie [text from mars]: I see all the E.L.F. beauty on your table Ophelia. Don't start with me. [from ophelia]; that's not dollar store is it though hun??? [text from sofia]: i love you, mars. i promise. [text from sofia]: we can take a trip to the closest mac so you can keep turning dicks black with your lipstick. [text]: late to the party. But why are you wearing lipstick Slims? [text from mars]: So I can look pretty for you daddy-o. 😘 [text from sofia]: money. 💸 [text from sofia]: and cause he's hot. [text from mars]: Sofia gets it. [text]: sorry Slims, I just see you as a friend. [text from mars]: Way to break my heart. [text from sofia]: with benefits. [text]: knew I should have put this chat on mute...how do I do that again? [text from sofia]: oph, have you actually seen the new girl, mars isn't wrong, it's like she learnt to apply lipstick from a forklift. [text from sofia]: you sure you want it on mute? i was about to share a new look for halloween? [text from mars]: A forklift would apply it better, at least it would get straight lines right. [text from roman]: I'm good. I'll see it anyway. [text from roman]: y'all talking about that new cute girl with the brown curly hair? [text from sofia]: no. we're talking about the gril with brown curly hair who you can't fucking look at. [text from roman]: calm down mamacita. It is part of my job. [text from mars]: Just noticed, yeah, Sof, let's go to Mac. [text from mars]: But I'm not turning dicks black plural. Just one dick. [text from roman]: yep, need this muted. [text from mars]: No one tell him how to do it. [text from sofia]: which part of your job is it? [text from sofia]: only one???? you settling down? [text from roman]: I can use the Google [text from sofia]: not if i turn off the internet on your phone, you're on my plan. [text from mars]: I know I dance for dicks but I'm not into dicks. [text from mars]: Yes daddy, use The Google. [text]: you're evil mamacita [text from sofia]: i adore you, papa bear. [text from mars]: I also adore you, daddy-o. 😘 [text from yash]: I like you too, Papa Bear. [text from roman]: feel the same way hot stuff [text from roman] and you're okay Slims [text from roman] and feel the same way boss lady. [text from sofia]: see, he'll stay now we're all saying sweet nothings to him. [text from mars]: He said I'm just okay.  [from ophelia]; you're all going to make me vom [text from roman]: fuck, pistol still here. [text from sofia]: not a fan, oph? [from ophelia]; yeah middle aged heavy drinkers just aren't my type sorry [text from roman]: maybe need to give them a chance [text from sofia]: some people make enough money to have a type beyond 'black amex' [from ophelia]; i love myself too much to give them a chance [from ophelia]; only type that matters is the one that pays the most [text from sofia]: doesn't sound like you love yourself all that much. [text from sofia]: the ones that pay the most typically can't offer much else. [text from roman]: I tried being nice but I think we can all agree pistol is a bitch. [from ophelia]; fuck off you dirty old man [text from roman]: hey mamacita, she is using your pet names for me. [text from mars]: Hey I like Ophelia! [text from yash]: Ophelia has her own priorities. We all do. You know I made this work chat for shift coverages not yelling at each other. [text from sofia]: you like it, mi viejo? she getting you hot? [text from roman]: slims your taste is questionable [text from roman]: maybe, sweets. You coming over? [text from mars]: Yash you know this was going to turn into a shit talking group. I notice Beth isn't in this chat. So we can all shit talk on the newbie. [from ophelia]; pet names get a rooooom [text from yash]: well I like to wait a few months before I add in new people, I think we all know this isn't a job that's cut out for everyone. [text from sofia]: roman pretending like we're not just in different rooms. [text from mars]: You guys, this chat is called safe for work for a reason. [text from roman]: waiting for you to come to me. I'll be giving. 😉 [from ophelia]; we take our clothes off for a living this can never be safe for work mars [text from yash]: because irony is funny? [text from sofia]: roman and i are leaving the chat, keep going though, the vibrations will help. [text from mars]: I'm disgusted. Horrified. Petrified. I'm not texting this chat ever again. Do not use us for your sexual gratification you hoes. [text from yash]: I do kind of need a shift covered though... [text from mars]: Why not ask Beth? [from ophelia]; i can cover [text from roman]: I think they're looking for someone who can dance. [from ophelia]; literally do us all a favour and od old man [text from mars]: Ophelia. Time and place. [text from roman]: someone is feisty. Lucky me we get to work together tomorrow night. [text from yash]: Thank you for offering Oph, you would be perfect. [from ophelia]; 🙄🙄🙄 [from ophelia]; np yash [text from mars]: Sitter fell through, bringing brioche tonight, keeping her in dressing room. [text from mars]: She'll probably sleep the whole time so try not to wake her. THANKS. [text from roman]: I'll be working in the dressing room tonight, gonna play with the little one. Sorry girls. [from ophelia]; that's nice im not babysitting [text from yash]: maybe bring her to one of the offices so she’s not around all that hairspray and bronzer… [text from sofia]: i want to hold the baby, can I put glitter in her hair? [text from mars]: 👌 [text from mars]: Nice looking out Yash! Baby monitor in dressing room, if she fusses someone pls get me 🙏 [text from mars]: I don't care if I'm riding a dick or not [text from mars]: No glitter in her hair pls [text from roman]: don't worry boss lady, i'll take care of her. she'll be my little pal for the night. [text from mars]: Knew I could count on you daddyo! 😘

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚣𝚣𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜

Group texts between club members of Tastes Like Snozzberries taking place between October 9th to October 16th. Feat: @matthewbaudelaire, @marsdenlee, @wolfontheloose, and @raffyperez​

[text from matthew]: making a sourdough starter, anyone want some? [from Ryden]: no tnx im good [from Ryden]: [link to 10 ways to make a perfect steak] [from Ryden]: ur welcome [text from matthew]: i know how to make steak bt thx [from Ryden]: 10 ways & perfect? [text from matthew]: i can do 3 ways [text from mars]: I thought this was a cooking club. Why are you talking about 3ways? [from Ryden]: anywYs the link's for group use feel free to brag about all the ways yall can do juicy meat [text from matthew]: thx [from Ryden]: 👍 [text from mars]: Can I microwave a potato? [from rafael]; How do you think they make jacket potatoes? [text from mars]: Idk in an actual oven? How many minutes? [from rafael]; Prick the hell out of it with a fork. Microwave for 20. Rub it in oil then pop it in the oven for 20 to crisp up. [text from mars]: ugh you lost me at prick with a fork [from rafael]; Lazy pez. [text from mars]: 🖕 ❤️ [from rafael]; 🙂 [from rafael];

[text from matthew]: lol [text from matthew]: they never last long do they [from rafael]; the carrots rotted before i could pickle them. not even a day out. absolute bullshit. [text from mars]: Why would you pickle carrots? [from rafael]; because pickles are  tasty and easy way to store vegetables? [text from mars]: I've never had a pickled carrot. I want to try it. [from rafael]; I'll bring you some next time yeah? [text from mars]: Thanks 😘

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚊

Group texts between employees of Erzsebet’s taking place between October 9th to October 16th. Feat: @matthewbaudelaire and @zaina-castillo

[text from matthew]: .... are the donuts in the back free game? [text from zaina]: help yourself [text from matthew]: did u bring them? [text from zaina]: no, but I am sure it is fine. People usually don't bring boxes of donuts to work for just themselves. [text from matthew]: k thx [text from matthew]: im taking an extra one for nicky [text from matthew]: he does bring whole boxes for himself actually but he's an exception [text from zaina]: he is special that way. [text from matthew]: he is

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𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜

Group texts between members of the Auto Club taking place between October 9th to October 16th. Feat: @marsdenlee​, @wolfontheloose​, @sirensofia​.

[text from mars]: Anyone know who owns that green 2010 Dodge Viper? I want an introduction and a joy ride. [from Ryden]: no clue [from Ryden]: i can try finding out? [text from mars]: ,,,,,,,,,,'xxcccccccc mmmmn hhhh'"""""";;;;;;; [text from mars]: Sorry the drool machine had my phone. [text from mars]: Yes please. Thank you. 😘 [from Ryden]: was bout to say that was the smartest thing u ever said [from Ryden]: ok i found out [text from mars]: You've wounded me you saucy boy. [text from mars]: Who is it? [from Ryden]: dont cry [from Ryden]: cant tell u that what if u plan to steal it? [text from mars]: I ain't gonna steal it. [text from mars]: I just wanna play with it. [from Ryden]: thats what they all say [from Ryden]: tell honeybun im bringing over smt nice for her tmr [from Ryden]: gnite [text from mars]: I'll let her know. [text from mars]: Sleep tight don't let the werebugs bite. [text from sofia]: you realise he didn't even tell you right? [text from sofia]: it belongs to that guy who manages the gas station. [text from sofia]: like lenny or larry or something. [text from mars]: You're right, I've been bamboozled. [text from mars]: Gas station Lenny! [text from mars]: I'm gonna bribe him with jerky. [text from sofia]: he probably has infinite access to jerky, you know, working at a gas station. [text from mars]: Good point. Sweet talk him for me! [text from sofia]: i don't think that would work... [text from sofia]: i may or may not have told him his fingers have the dexterity of a falling tree... [text from mars]: My dream of riding in that Viper dies with you. [text from mars]: How do you know his finger dexterity? [text from sofia]: i may or may not have said it while they were inside of me. [text from mars]: Ew. [text from mars]: My condolences for your pussy. [text from sofia]: i felt bad for it too. [text from sofia]: regardless, not sure i can sweet talk a ride for you. men tend to take insulting their lack of technique personally instead of, you know, getting better. [text from mars]: I'll try to sweet talk him but pretty sure I'm not his type. [text from sofia]: it's surprising whose type you can be. [text from Ryden]: u guys... srsly, if i asked for yall cause u got a rly cool house or smt would u like ppl giving ur name around?😒 [text from mars]: How cool of a house are we talking? Do I have an indoor pool with a slide? [text from sofia]: ry should come hang out at the mansion with us. [text from mars]: Great idea! 😯 [text from Ryden]: delusional yall dont have mansions [text from mars]: I have a huge mansion. [text from mars]: Seven of them. [text from mars]: Each is a different color of the rainbow. [text from Ryden]: okay mars bar ❤️ u can have whatever u want [text from mars]: I want us to Thelma and Louise that Viper 😘 and then hang out in my blue mansion in my indoor pool [text from sofia]: he really doesn’t think we have a mansion… [text from Ryden]: ...shit dont tell lenny bruv, he pack... i cant🙁 [text from mars]: Awright pack is pack. I'll leave his pretty Viper alone for you. [text from mars]: Fair, Sof, we're glorified squatters. [text from sofia]: eat the rich tbh. its ours now. [text from Ryden]: oh no like lenny is shithead he dont even service it at my place like i would steal it meself just to spite him but cant cuz pack [text from Ryden]: eat the rich? i would im game [text from mars]: That sounds like I can steal at least one lug nut. [text from Ryden]: i heard nothin [text from sofia]: steal the gear stick, he can’t work it anyway. [text from Ryden]: heh tru [text from mars]: One commemorative gear stick and lug nut coming your way [text from mars]: BRB [text from Ryden]: well tits.... [text from sofia]: just us now. your girl gave me a tattoo. micah and i probably going back this weekend for some more. i’ll look like you nerds soon if he has his way. [text from Ryden]: cel gives best tats [text from Ryden]: u can always tell micah no if you dont wanna look like a nerd [text from Ryden]: but in those exact words cuz he otherwise won't undertand [text from sofia]: nah, i should look like what i am. [text from sofia]: you got any tats with anyone? [text from Ryden]: yah [text from Ryden]: latest one with nerd no 2 [text from Ryden]: we were both drunk tho😁 [text from sofia]: you each had space left? what did you do? tattoo your ball sacks? [text from sofia]: that’s where i’ll convince the old man to get one. [text from Ryden]: i had to look rly hard [text from Ryden]: marsupial has some catchin up to do [text from Ryden]: mines just above my left ankle had some space there left [text from Ryden]: hah dont he'll be useless for weeks u dont need useless teabags in ur life [text from mars]: I got the shift knob but not the lug nut.

[text from Ryden]: u chaotic mf u screwed me tnx  alot... [text from mars]: Anything for you dear.😘 [text from mars]: He didn't even see me. I was so stealth. [text from sofia]: what did y’all get though? [text from sofia]: dibs on it. [text from sofia]: i’m not sure what you imagine the balls of a man in his fifties are doing either but they’re already useless teabags. only good for a some flavor 😏 [text from mars]: Raw onion flavor? [text from mars]: Pass! [text from mars]: Not even sour cream and onion which is far superior. [text from mars]: Consider this knob all yours Sofia. [text from mars]: May it serve you better than your current one. [text from mars]: I have no memory of getting a new tattoo. [text from Ryden]: u know who's fuckin useless [text from Ryden]: that guy right there this one called fuckin marsden lee [text from Ryden]: steals shit like a pro but remembers jack squat [text from Ryden]: useless [text from Ryden]: bff role revoked mate [text from Ryden]: i got a pacman and i got it alone so there [text from mars]: Oooooooh that's right I got the ghost gang. [text from mars]: Don't forsake me baby 😢 [text from Ryden]: too late bye [img text from mars]:

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[text from Ryden]: pulling ur leg is fine u were piss drunk dont drama [text from mars]: I'll drama if I want to drama. [text from mars]: fine gimme a moment to mute [text from sofia]: that seems so off brand for your tattoos. [text from sofia]: whatever, what’s your guys opinion on red ink? [text from Ryden]: but we were drunk so thats ttly on brand [text from Ryden]: do not recommend [text from sofia]: why? [text from mars]: Red ink makes the ouchy more ouchy. [text from sofia]: pretty sure we could handle the ouchie. [text from Ryden]: most risky, can cause alergic reactions easily in some ppl [text from Ryden]: but like we are superhuman who cares [text from sofia]: watch me give micah an allergic reaction because i want something special. [text from sofia]: i’ll show you guys at the next meeting though. [text from Ryden]: dont forget to show i wanna see [text from sofia]: i’ll remember! i’m not that forgetful. [text from Ryden]: sweeeeeet 👍

[dailyopulence]

𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍

Group texts between members of the Gardening Club taking place between October 9th to October 16th. Feat: @micah-weber, @goldenchildminmin, @sirensofia.

[text from micah]: Sorry guys, someone found the stash I planted in the garden and got rid of it. [text from micah]: Should I just keep replanting until they get tired and keep it there? 😏 [from Minho]: How rude!!😲 [from Minho]: I have a solution for you, if you don't mind! I have a special sort of nettle you can plant around it. Gloves do not help 😊 [text from micah]: That can work! How am I supposed to get around it to reach the weed though? [from Minho]: Very easy darling! Butter. Just rub some on your hands 😊 Make sure no one knows 🤫 [text from micah]: Minho you're a saint! 😛 Thank you! [from Minho]: You are very welcome love!!😊😊😊 [text from sofia]: Then we can also call you butterfingers. [text from micah]: Is this a prank to start calling me butterfingers? 😲 [text from sofia]: nooooooo. [text from sofia]: while i might do something that funny, minho is too nice. [text from Minho]: Thank you so much Sofia, you are a queen! 🧡😊 [text from Minho]: And quite true, I would never prank!  😊

[dailyopulence]

𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳: 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚝𝚘𝚔

Group texts between members of the Book Club taking place between October 9th to October 16th. Feat: @min-ji-min, @goldenchildminmin and @opheliasflood​.

[text from min ji]: If I watch the movie instead of read the book does that count [from ophelia]; yeah we call that cheating [text from min ji]: 🙁 [from Minho]: I am sorry darling, but Ophelia is right, that is cheating😭 [text from min ji]: 🙁 Okay fine I'll actually read it! [text from min ji]: I'm a lot of things but a cheater isn't one of them! [from Minho]: Want to read together and make it more fun that  way? 😊 [text from min ji]: Yes! 😊❤️🥳  [from Minho]: 💫🤩💫 [from Minho]: Let me know when you are free and I will drop by! 😊 Will bring Haribo strawberry softies. I am obsessed with those lately! 🤤 [text from min ji]: 😍 I'm obsessed with you! Yes! I'll text you when I'm freeeeeeee. I'm so excited now I can't wait! [from Minho]: I am obsessed with you more!! ❤️ [from Minho]: Looking forward to your text, love 🥰 Very excited!!!

[text from Minho]: Word of the day, my loves! ❤️

[text from Minho]: Send me pretty words you adore! 🤗 [text from min ji]: This is a word I like!😊

[text from Minho]: I adore this!🤗