#or by the whole YouTube plagiarism firestorm? but why were the Muppets there.
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I keep thinking about a dream I had several weeks ago where the Muppets got into journalism and started releasing all these hard-hitting documentaries and won a whole bunch of prestigious awards and THEN got exposed for fabricating a whole bunch of material ala Stephen Glass, and there was a HUGE firestorm online and all these people had to give public apologies like, "I can't believe I was duped by the Muppets; I really should have done my due diligence and asked questions such as 'how are the Muppets managing to infiltrate terrorist cells' and 'how are the Muppets filming in active war zones' before giving them the Pulitzer Prize"
#this is a subscriber-only exclusive. you only get to experience...whatever this is if you made the mistake of following this blog#I genuinely do not know where this came from. maybe some of it was inspired by watching Shattered Glass as a teenager?#or by the whole YouTube plagiarism firestorm? but why were the Muppets there.#most of the time my dreams are just kind of horrible and traumatic but sometimes they churn out some real gems#like the Muppets' lack of journalistic integrity#Queenie actually says something on this blog
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