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flannelepicurean · 1 month

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EXCUSE ME.

WHAT

THE EVER-LOVING

COCK-FUCKING

TIT-SHITTING

FUCK-SHIT

is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

when I have

NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!

Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!

Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???

They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨

And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???

Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

#dbz merch #the sheer level of feelings i have right now #it's over 9000 #saiyan squad #front and center on a snapback #what the actual fuck #and i mean that in the best possible way #sweet christmas #dear gay jesus and black santa #please bless my broke ass with twelve american dollars #i have been such a good boy #and i deserve a little treat #lol #i deserve that dumbass hat #i would not wear it out in public #i promise #i would just wear it in the comfort of my in front of the computer #with my vegeta adidas logo sport tank #and my goku bizness face sleep shorts #or my chibi deeby zeeby pajama pants #while i write my gay little scenarios #like a sensible lad #a trash-ass wack ass hot garbage little human being #absolute glittering dumpster fire filled with love #goddamn #i literally cannot

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