#original post was just ‘I think rui uses 3 in 1 shampoo & when tsukasa finds out he has A Fit’

[ssruis]

Rui: it’s only in my hair for a minute at most so I don’t think the product I use matters that much. The only purpose of shampoo is to clean your hair, no? It gets the job done.

Tsukasa: 3 in 1 shampoo is absolutely terrible for your hair! You have to use different products. Also, even ignoring what that will do to your skin, you should be leaving conditioner in for at least five minutes!

Rui: what a waste of time-

Tsukasa: it’s five minutes??

Rui: - I could be drafting at least five new machines during that period. This is simply more efficient.

Emu: wow that’s so smart! Maybe I should use that too, so I can have more time left in the day for fun things!

Tsukasa: no you should NOT use that! And he shouldn’t be using it either! If you look your best you’ll perform your best and part of that is taking care of your appearance!!

Nene: …can you not just think in the shower?

Rui: I can, but I can’t write anything down in the shower. What if I forget?

Emu: what if you had waterproof paper and a waterproof pen?

Rui: That’s a wonderful idea emu-kun! A water resistant paper and hydrophobic ink that won’t bleed… I should look into that! Using the time I save with a 3 in 1 shampoo.

Tsukasa: Seriously?! Nene surely you agree that this is too much.

Nene: Does it really matter..? He’s not going to change his mind. At least he uses hair products now.

Tsukasa: ?? WHAT

Rui: that’s true! Ah, Tsukasa-kun, if you’re that interested in me in the shower-

Tsukasa: do NOT phrase it like that 😑

Rui: you think so little of me. I was simply going to suggest you wash my hair for me :)

Tsukasa: no you were not! you are impossible!!

Emu: tsukasa-kun is going to wash our hair?

Nene: I don’t want him anywhere near my hair.

Tsukasa: I am NOT- what is that supposed to mean??

Emu: yayyyy thank you tsukasa-kun!!

Tsukasa: are you even listening to me??