#orion accidentally damning his family to destruction by convincing walburga to name their son ‘sirius’ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

soup-of-the-daisies · 4 months

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to name your firstborn son after the loyal dog (man’s best friend) (man’s companion) (man’s tool) who accompanied the hunter you were named after (killed for something not his fault) (killed for competency) (killed by the gods for catching a goddess’ eye) to the night sky for eternity, forever chasing, forever hunting, never catching- is, in all honesty, exactly the kind of dramatic and theatrical arrogant shit you’d expect from a black

#orion naming his cute newborn ‘sirius’: surely he’ll stay by my side forever :)#sirius the moment he can think for himself: [runs off flipping them the bird as he leaves]#orion:#orion: you know what that’s fair #idk i’m just obsessed with the idea that sirius’ ‘purpose’ was to be the guard dog of the family #the one who protected and elevated #with talent wit and intelligence in spades he and his father were supposed to carry the family into a new era of prosperity #instead the hardheadedness and individuality they gave him was the reason he left. and then the family fell #it’s funny how after sirius leaves regulus signs up for death. and then everybody starts dropping like flies #sirius black #orion black #the noble and most ancient house of black #orion accidentally damning his family to destruction by convincing walburga to name their son ‘sirius’#while his intention was likely just ‘it’s cute ♥️ and i’m self-centred’#is so hilarious actually

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