#owenboomermercer

[boomshoes]

Character notes

May as well bang these out. Character notes that have held over from the old account:

Born April 17th (Aries kid) and raised in Keystone City, Flashpoint Universe. As of 2017, he is 21

5'2", between 125 and 135 lbs depending on the holiday season

Axel is Jewish on his mom’s side

Owns one (1) male sable ferret named Prank. Prank is a free-range ferret when Axel is home, and stays in a hutch in Axel’s bedroom while he’s at work. Prank knows how to escape the hutch and get back in before Axel comes home. Axel knows this, because Prank is not subtle about stealing things from him

Though Axel died in his home universe, the cosmic forces that be decided that this was unacceptable and dropped him into an abandoned house in this universe, alive and fully aware of the fact that he had died

Originally shared a house with Len Snart (deactivated) and Owen Mercer (@owenboomermercer-blog) before certain events made that living situation impossible to continue

Rents an apartment formerly rented by Hartley Rathaway (@music-holic)

Sincerely admires @flyingambulist in a way that James can’t accept as sincere. Has been known to call him and Hartley “dad” and “dad part 2: electric boogaloo”, which is probably the reason that James doesn’t believe his sincerity, though he has said that Axel is the Axel he hates the least

Axel has met several different versions of himself. They’re almost always taller than him by at least 4 inches. This annoys him

Works at the Trick & Treat Candy Company/Central City Ice Cream owned by @flyingambulist and @music-holic. Incredibly fussy when it comes to people changing up the displays or the general shop layout. Used to be a manager, currently trying to beg his way back into a managerial position. Still a keyholder

Axel has a good number of regular customers at his work that like him, such as a group of old ladies lovingly nicknamed “Knitting Fight Club”, as well as a young man named Jamie that has been semi-stalking him since he started working there

His apartment is occasionally haunted by the disembodied spirit of Joey Monteleone. Joey likes to hang out in his toaster, mostly, but the fridge and couch have also fallen victim to possession

Axel has met/been romantically involved with three versions of Owen Mercer; the first (@owenboomermercer-blog) cheated on him with Red Robin, causing him to find his own apartment. The second (@quickestdrawyoulleversee) vanished. The third (@captainbootyrang) also vanished, but as he was actually living with Axel at the time, caused more of a stir. You would think that Axel would have learned after the first one, but he is very stupid when it comes to relationships

In semi-retaliation to @captainbootyrang leaving, Axel subleased his apartment and ran away to Europe for 18 months, before being kicked out of Russia and deciding that now was as good a time as any to return

Axel is gay

He is also nonbinary, though prefers he/they over she/they pronouns

Axel has anxious tendencies, but is unwilling to see a doctor to be properly diagnosed with anything. He doesn’t want to take any medication

Axel’s musical taste ranges from Kesha to Sam Cooke, but he’s very much over almost all EDM and techno

Axel currently drives a blue 2012 Jeep Wrangler Sport. It has three doors and he loves it. It cannot fly, but might be able to soon

His taste in TV shows is also super eclectic; his favorites are How It’s Made, 1000 Ways to Die, Futurama, Friends, and Star Wars: Rebels

Speaking of, Axel has watched the Star Wars movies more times than he cares to think about. All of them. Yes, even Attack of the Clones. His love of Star Wars actually pleases James, who is a Trekkie, because it gives them something to argue about. Even though technically, Axel likes some Star Trek stuff, too (namely Star Trek Beyond, TNG, and DS9)

The pizza place three blocks from his apartment has Axel’s phone number on their do not deliver list, after the time Prank accidentally hitched a ride back to the restaurant with their driver

More to be added

[thethirdbatman]

owenboomermercer replied to your post:[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to...

[Text] Wait are you seriously into that?

[text]: I've done it multiple times if that answers your question.

[detectivebird]

owenboomermercer replied to your post:"So... you wanna make out?"

Owen grinned. “I thought you’d like that.”

"Yeah, I'm sure it's such a hardship on your part."

[superslammin-blog]

owenboomermercer replied to your post “owenboomermercer replied to your post “[Text]: Will you fuck me...”

[Text]: You're not Tim.

[text[ and you're also not tim

[text] i guess neither of us

[text] is tim.

[robinmade]

✉

23. [text] I can't feel my leg.

[thethirdbatman]

[MSG:] Come hell or highwater we WILL manage to have sex at work without getting caught one of these days.

text message reaction

[text]: How are you so sure? 

[text]: Seriously, having sex at office is the easiest thing ever but how do you know it will happen?

[detectivebird]

owenboomermercer replied to your post: “I heard that vampires can have sex for days without stopping.”:

"Hey! For your information, it wasn't in Twilight."

"No? Where was it from, then?"

[superslammin-blog]

owenboomermercer replied to your post “[Text]: Will you fuck me wearing the cowl tonight?”

[Text] Wait you have a leather jacket??? Since when?

[text] since always. literally born with it

[armorstainedred]

owenboomermercer ||

It wasn't Jason's thing to call for help, no matter the circumstances- it was always better to function alone whenever possible, lower risks and injury rates all at once a sufficient deterrence. But he toxin black market had it's complications, the trade was large and rich enough to be selective with it's clients and despite being short handed, careful with the line of "staff" they employ. All the more he was in a bitter stalemate- having to choose between the high risk of being surrounded by too many thugs, and his bad temper running.  His best bet was the lesser of two evils- calling in Owen. He tapped his fingers impatiently as the phone rang, sagging in disappointment (or perhaps relief) when he heard the man's voice. "Yeah hey, how fast can you get your ass down to Port side Gotham?                 —I need a pizza in fifteen minutes."

[detectivewayne]

owenboomermercer replied to your post:opinion on the blog: my life has been 10+ better since Connor Wayne came into my life.

// that was not me but I agree and now that I am getting bac into things here we must do the rps

[The thing. We need to do that. Yes, pls, thank you.]

[notheretolearn]

✉

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[Text] I want a milk shake.

[Text] And a burger and fries.

[text] And to sleep for like a week.

[notimpulsiveenough]

[text] Black, red w/ lace or sheer white????

[TEXT] Black. Always black.

[hittheflashwinaprize-blog]

@owenboomermercer

Still over the Rogues thing, right?

[thethirdbatman]

"I'm fine dancing alone."

Scandal Inspired Sentence Starters

He tried to resist, but he couldn't. "Keep doing it, then." Rude...

[superslammin-blog]

[Text] You shoulda seen Superboy's bulge at the shoot. Holy fuck, even I was jealous.

[text] you weren't too bad yourself, hotshot