No hair styling products in the land of fairies
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"It's my 15th most favourite drink! But you should absolutely view my consumption of it as a warning sign!"
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He is always getting stuck in the weirdest places
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Clancy's joke
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Unprofessional office AU
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It's not a question of whether you should humour him, but whether he will understand...
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Art appreciators
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Amateur florists may not recognize a saucy fairy infestation until it is too late
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Tonight we dine on bouclé
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Lonely Planet
I think I might be dying young!
But maybe I’ll survive long enough to…
become ensconced, enmeshed, embroiled, or otherwise involved in an erotically-charged situation
harbour something, anything! …besides resentment.
have a predilection or peculiarity
avoid being mourned, adorned, or remembered in any way whatsoever!
act judiciously, or something akin to it
evoke something, or at least be evocative
don my gayest chasuble
just long enough
To transform the rot
And weather the storm
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I thought you might like this activity sheet I scanned for you… sorry if I was mistaken…
Unsullied version:
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Shopping
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