#people keep saying hallmark movie when i say im starting a christmas tree farm but WHERE is the hot single dad of my dreams | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

guinevereslancelot · 2 years

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me, trying to will romance into my life by fitting every hallmark movie trope into my personality at once: yes i am cynical abt love and don't have time for romance. i want to focus on my career instead and also start a christmas tree farm. once again i Do Not have time for love and i do believe in holiday magic. santa isn't real . christmas tree farm 🪤

#im LITERALLY out here not experiencing romance even tho i specifically avoided it #at christmas time #something isn't adding up #maybe its because i haven't focused hard enough on my career 😔#banging pots and pans together: i am SINGLE i want a CAREER i am ON A CHRISTMAS TREE FARM @ hot single dads come find me #anyway my mom and i are going to christmas tree farms today so i better meet my soulmate #people keep saying hallmark movie when i say im starting a christmas tree farm but WHERE is the hot single dad of my dreams #<- humor btw i am not ready to be a mother lmao

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