#petey is all well and good and attainable actually. hes just a selfrespecting f*g so obviously has higher standards

[sergeifyodorov]

the people are asking for the Quinn Hughes Hotness essay btw... i take it back!!! let us see. i think it's mostly that he's not pretty but handsome <- left brain right brain pseudoscience

i think the appeal of qhughes is that hes like. some guy...

like one of the other beauteous handsome ones like. petey (gay bald and taken) or nico (hallmark love interest and also fictional) or . godforbid . leon (Extremely Goodlooking Man) are like. beyond what we the selfrespecting fujoshis of the world are capable of. i see nico in the wild and you best believe i am not flirting with him i am running for my life because That is bait.

the reality of quinnifer being one of the most widely lusted after men of the national hockey l-abomination is that he is. Normal. i would sit a row or two behind that guy in my intro to macroeconomics class and see that he too is scrolling hockey highlights via the app formerly known as twitter on his phone and that he is also liking the leafs ones. i need to know more. how many online fights is he getting into or is he chill enough to let the bad takes go by

also this makes him kind of wetpathetic . i mean he's unlucky and shtuff but this is the leafsfan in him (and also the nucks are cursed)(to a lesser extent. To A Lesser Extent)(in fact all the canadian teams are cursed but this is not important). and there is something appealng about the one who is clearly Doing His Best, Even If Everything Sucks . i love peteys cunty ass but he does not have the HUMAN STRUGGLE that quinn does. the human struggle is what makes him hot. u know he would bleed if u bit him !!