#phil is braless because .

[ks1971]

okay okay.....

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert part 2

Colbert: Welcome back. Now to explain why Madonna is not the last name on Phillip's sick list: Phillip and Cole's Variety Team.

PBC: Madonna is not the last person on Phillip's sick list. Each of us do have some criticism of the beloved and prolific entertainer. First of all, Phillip is too sick to leave home these days, but he did say the following:

Phillip: The most objectionable thing about Miss Ciccone was her first choice of a husband, a man who continues to show himself a poor representative of mankind.

PBC: Rupert, you're next.

Rupert: (On a projection screen) Cheerio, this is Phillip's cousin Rupert in England. I had no problem at all with Madonna. After all, compared to some of the singers in the UK she held herself in an almost respectable way. Then she married a British subject as her second husband and moved here. That put her into the same septic tank so many of our own singer bred in and she began to smell like them. Not only that, but she eventually divorced her British husband and didn't even move away! Folks, especially women all over the globe, if you marry an Englishman stay with him for life or move away!

Ford: Thank you Rupert. I'm Ford, a former judge in Tennessee and, as a judge in Tennessee I have no jurisdiction, nor do I have authority over persons accused of crimes in other jurisdictions. However without exception I can not watch any crime related movies without passing sentence according to the laws of Tennessee. On at least 2 occasions I have watched movies in which Madonna played characters who confessed to crimes. For those I have no choice but to sentence her in absentia to a period of not less than 3 years in prison in any Tennessee jurisdiction and I certainly do not approve of that.

Cole: (On the projection screen) I'm Cole from Tennessee, a cousin of Ford. I don't care much about crimes or who she marries. I figger I never had a chance. What bothers me about Madonna is her name. Hell, she ain't never been no parygon of virtue, and I don't know why the Catholics changed the name of the virgin Mary to Madonna. I ain't Catholic, so I figger that's their business. Still, a young slutty woman who goes into singin' can call herself anythin' she wants. Why mess up people by takin' a name that about half the world thinks is sumfin holy. If I go to see a concert with someone named Madonna I expect hymns and arias, not erotic gyratin'. So for about 30 years I was mad about that. Then I found out Madonna is the name her parents gave her! Now I'm even madder. Y'all's supposed to keep the name yer parents give yer, no matter how much yer hate it.

PBC: Thank you Cole. It's my turn now. My biggest objection to Madonna was the way she dressed, notably those ugly lopsided outfits in that first movie she did. I was a young man when she became famous and couldn't look at the screen because the clothes were such a turnoff, the complete opposite of the reason I wanted to see it in the first place. You're next, Brad.

Brad: (On the projection screen) I'm Brad, Cole's cousin and Ford's younger brother. I'm with ya Phil about the clothes, especially showin' off her bras all the time. She became famous just about the time gals in Tennessee started learnin' to go braless and boy did that send ever'thin in the wrong direction. Anyway my biggest problem with Madonna is her songs. We like ballads down here in the south, and even if she figgered she had to sing kinda fast on accounta the songs weren't any good she coulda found a way to make 'em into a little story. Did that feller open his heart? Who was that girl? Did she keep the baby? Come on, gal, tell us. It only takes one line!

Norbert: I guess I'm l-l-l-ast heh heh heh heh heh again heh heh. m-m-m-my-my-my-my p-p-p-pr-problem with Madonna, es-es-es-especially. wh-wh-wh-wh-when I was young heh heh heh heh heh heh is is-is-is that I have...as...as-asthma heh heh heh heh heh heh heh and -and-and wh-wh-when I s-saw her first vi-vi-videos I-I-I c-c-c-...heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

(Norbert falls down. Curtain closes.)

Colbert: we'll be right back.

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Sophie Turner Wears White Costume In Paris Forward of Second Marriage ceremony – Hollywood Life

http://tinyurl.com/yywnlfuv Sophie Turner was a shocking sight to see when she stepped out in a white shirt gown as she headed to dinner in Paris with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Priyanka Chopra, who have been all sporting darkish inexperienced apparel. Sophie Turner, 23, reminded us she’s the bride in her upcoming second marriage ceremony to Joe Jonas, 29, when she wore white to a pre-wedding dinner with Joe, and her in-laws, Nick Jonas, 26, and Priyanka Chopra, 36, in Paris on June 23. The Sport of Thrones actress had her hair pulled up right into a ponytail as she went braless and confirmed off her determine in a white shirt gown that was open right down to her waist and tied slightly below it in the course of the outing. She additionally paired the look with black knee-length boots. Joe, Nick and Priyanka have been all sporting the same shade inexperienced to the dinner, prompting us to assume that maybe there’s a particular that means to the colour and could also be utilizing it within the nuptials this upcoming weekend. The most recent dinner outing isn’t the primary time Sophie and Joe have been seen going out within the “metropolis of affection” since arriving for his or her second marriage ceremony. On June 20, they have been additionally seen heading out to dinner from their lodge with pals and on June 22, the lovebirds have been noticed strolling the streets wanting comfortable and comfy collectively. Sophie additionally took to Instagram to share a romantic second with Joe as the 2 leaned in for a kiss whereas taking a selfie in entrance of the Eiffel Tower. Sophie and Joe’s marriage ceremony in Paris comes after they acquired hitched at a chapel in Las Vegas on Could 1 proper after they attended the Billboard Music Awards. The shock marriage ceremony included an Elvis Presley impersonator, who officiated the ceremony. Joe’s brothers, sisters-in-law and different celebs attended the occasion, and memorable video clips and pics have been shared throughout social media because it happened. Shutterstock Sophie and Joe’s second marriage ceremony date was revealed after Dr. Phil talked about it whereas commenting on one in every of their social media pics. “Straightforward now! 1 week to go! Ha! See you on the marriage ceremony!” the remark learn. Source link