#philip madison

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Damian, to Philip: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

Philip: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*

Bella, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Philip cute or small.

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Orpheia: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Damian: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Lex: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Philip: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Philip: Am I right, Bella?

Bella: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.