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suno chanda ep 2 lb

soooooooooo i missed my “deadline” (again.) but that’s nothing new around here. you guys are used to my bs by now. my net was being fucky (thanks monsoons!) so i just went the fuck to sleep last night.

ANYWAY, ONWARDS!!!!!!

was jiya under the impression that arsal WANTED to be married to her or something? itne gusse se yeh sab ISKO kyun suna rahi ho?

btw, doesn’t iqra look like nargis fakhri had a baby with ileana d’cruz?

now there’s the plot for main tera hero 2. ALLLLL THE PRETTY LADIES!!!!!!!

i love how excited and happy arsal gets every time they agree on something.

haaye bechaara, he just wants to make love, not war.

PAHAADI BAKRA!!!! FIRST INSTANCE OF MY FAV INSULT!

“tumne APNI shakal dekhi hai kabhi? jo gusse se naak phulaati ho, toh mirgi ka daura pad jaaye dekhne waale ko!”

haaaye laanat hai tumpe arsal. she’s so pretty!

lmao what’s a “pao bola”?????? 

kekekek i love this idiot boy’s face.

“yehi! yehi tumhari buri aadat hai! har cheez mein jo jaanwaron ko ghused deti ho!!!!!!!!!!!!” lolololol ok guess it’s some kinda animal

yeah i see why ppl were saying that iqra was a little EXTRA in the initial eps. still love her tho, and i think it just goes with the kinda character jiya is.

“toh aisi zehreeli baatein sunke, tum pehli fursat mein... MARR KYUN NAHI JAATE??????”

god grant me the ability to be this savage.

hahahaha dekho kaise poori tarah se chaabi lagaake bhej rahi hai apna kaam karwaane ke liye.

also, her lil typical desi head nod as she sends him off. too cute.

jamshed and his nonsense bandook, pffft.

idk about you guys, but i have neverrr ever once been able to take jamshed seriously when he threatens to beat up arsal. arsal looks like he can just give one stern look of his and jamshed would be cowering behind shanno. lbr the only one here who can control puttarjee is his amma.

“aaja puttar aaa, phenti khaa.” i love how she invites arsal to his doom so casually every single time.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. IDIOT. abbaji ko bandook sang dekh saari hawa nikal gayi.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SHAHANA’S ISHAAREBAAZI. WHY IS EVERY DESI MOM LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

hahahahahaha look at him slinking back to her side.

and she too knows him sooooo well. that smug expression of hers was in place waaay before he even sat down.

pffffffffffffft. overconfidenceeeeeeee ki hadh.

look at the way she’s marching towards the room, my tiny little toofaan!

lol the way she literally checks on her head for seengh.

she’s so dramatic, i love it!!!!!

lmaooooooo HIS smugass smileeeeee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NOISE HE MAKES AS HE MOCKS HER WITH THE EYE-TO-EYE GESTURE, I’M DYING. what a pettyasssssss...... 

“badiiiii phon-phaan karti gayi thi.” lmaooooooooo

wait wow, masooma was anti-arsal in the start?!?!?!?!?!? 10 ep mein toh aapko shehzaada dikhne lagta hai woh!!!!

and jalal phupa was ok with him, but anti-jiya! wow, how things changed!!!!!!

NAIK SEERAT, AUR KINZA? KHUDA KA KHAUF KAREIN, JALAL MIYAAN!

lol awww, jalal phupa just wants some lovin’.

god kinza, do you not have any apps on your phone to pass the time? some temple run? twitter? at least candy crush? matlab, kuch aur bhi hobbies develop karo, har waqt is ek bande ki photo hi dekhti rehti ho.

am i supposed to feel bad for her? i don’t. dafa ho, you meesni.

lmao the ammas don’t give one single fuck about these two’s ~~~~angst.

SHANNO’S FACE BE LIKE “BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO THIS WAY?????? AND YOU PUT THAT FINGER DOWN BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU.”

arsal/jiya, you should call your impertinent declarations “wedding cake”, coz in 30 days, YOU’RE GONNA BE EATING THEM.

bijaan is so amazingly petty towards masooma’s sasuraal lol.

bijaan too, like us, never gave a shit about kinza. kuch bhi kaho, bijaan insaan ko parakhti badi sahi hain. 

OMG SHERRY’S DAD’S NAME IS MUNAWAR. MEANING SHERRY’S NAME IS SHEHERYAR MUNAWAR.

damn bijaan the grudge is stronggggggggg.

SHERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YOU CUTIEEEEEEEEEEE.

aw man, it’s so nice to see arsal and sherry be friendly towards each other.

haaye why’d they have to break up the BROtp like that tho.

huma truly is a saint to put up with the hellion that is jiya. so aggro!

GOD HUMA IS SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY COULDN’T SHE BE ENDGAME FOR SHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST LOOK AT HER SHE’S THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF RASMALAI (SWEET AND SQUISHY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh i really feel aghaji’s frustration. nothing i hate more than ppl who come obstruct the tv. wtf you think you made of, glass???? SAAMNE SE HATT BEWAKOOF INSAAN!!!!!

“crown mahal” for taj mahal. god sherry, you are SUCHHHHH a burger bachcha!

so much aapas ki rishtedaari ki sherry bhi confuse ki aghaji shanno ke khaalu hain ya phupa. 

UGH HE’S SO CUTE. *kisses screen*

lol sherry ka bhi nickname chanda hai kya? dikhta bhi chand jaisa hi hai. *kisses screen some more*

“bin bulaaye toh allah miyaan ke paas bhi nahi jaonga main, shaadi toh door ki baat hai!” waaaaah, what tadi, what swag.

lmaooooo such typical desi shaadi invitation list - humne unko yeh diya tha, ab humari lene ki baari!

my god masooma and her idhar udhar ke ainvayii ke jhagde, khatam hi nahi hote!

gotta respect jalal for calling out bijaan’s pettyness tho.

haha shahana’s meethi churi waali smile at jalal.

idhar shahana ki nautanki shuru. god this family is so damn Extra.

lo, nawa katta khul gaya. card pe naam chaapne ka.

i am nazaakat. too much fuckery, mera bhi bp shoot kar raha hai.

LOOK AT THIS SAHABZAADA JUST SITTING WAITING FOR HIS ROTIS.

AADHE SE ZYAADA EPISODE HO GAYA, MERA GOLUUUUUUU KAHAN HAI?????

lmao arsal is truly his mother’s son in terms of shadin’ on ppl.

pfffffffft arsal, if you think she’s going to get jealous at some other chick’s ROTI MAKING SKILLZ, you really don’t know her at all.

lmao she was legit just stealing a roti OFF HIS SIDE PLATE. hadhhhhh hai jiya!

arsal’s so used to these threats of violence, he doesn’t even bother retorting.

i love how she just replies to him without even fucking blinking. telling him to piss off is as natural as breathing to her!

GOLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“lo! aa gaya tumhara matka bhai! laaya hoga tumhare jaisi koi manhoos khabr!” lololololololol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE: JIYA’S “JAAN CHOOTI!” RELIEF, ARSAL’S INSTANT “YA ALLAH TERA SHUKR HAI!!!!”, JIYA’S LIL SLAP AND HIM QUICKLY CHECKING ON KINZA, WHO BTW HAS SEEN ALL OF ITTTTTT.

lmao arsal’s 300% insincere “so sad!” fucking idiot.

hahahahahahaha, in the end our girl got what SHE wanted - the rotis.

“baap itne jaldi kyun marr jaate hain????” OMFG MASOOMA

adorable fucking idiots.

“haaye jalal miyaan, toh kya main maut ke kuwein mein motorcycle chalaake khush karoon?” lmao bijaan’s examples are the bestttttttt

“kudi te munde da naam katwaake tussi doweyaan da naam likhaa diye?”

lololololol phupa’s face. (and jamshed’s face!!!!!!!!!)

“koi akheeri beghairat aadmi hai jalal phupa!” “haan. bikul tumhari tarah. koi izzat-e-nafz hi nahi hai!”

lmao ek bhi mauka nahi chodti. sach mein bijaan ki hi potttiii hai.

naak like eiffel tower isn’t really an insult tho? everyone wants a nice, straight nose like that!

lmao she called him a daddu tho.

shanno is us. fangirling hard.

is ghar mein SABKO hi BP hai kya?

waise hairaani ki baat hai bhi nahi. harkatein toh ek ek ki aisi hi hain, ki jo bhi dekhein, bp high ho hi jaaye.

EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND THEIR LAUNDRY WAALE MASLE, LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh, is kinza ne toh kasam le rakhi hai, istiri kar kar ke biwi banne ka. hattttt manhoos, kitna bhi karle, nahi milne waala tujhe!

lol arsal being like you’re too polite to be related to us badtameez ppl.

EPISODE 2 MEIN HI THIS MEESNI HAS STARTED HER TACTICS. GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH.

ugh arsal, badhaawaa na do!

and god kinza you dumbass, he’s just using you. as his ainvayiiiii ka “yes man” and dhoban.

le, yeh paagal itne mein hi itnaaaaaaaa khush hai. bewakoof beghairat ladki.

lol did he make the shower excuse just to get kinza out of his room???? he’s sitting here in the same pehle waala outfit now.

this pattern waala passcode thing is the most BS thing ever. it’s the easiest way to get into someone’s phone. you just have to observe them unlocking their phone ONCE. why ppl keep using it is beyond me.

lol shaitaani message bheja bhi, toh itnaaa shareeef.

arsal ko golu ki pitaayi kiye bina khaana hazam nahi hota. (god why are boys like thisssssssssssssss)

DUMBASS, SO BAD AT SPYING

OHNOE! CHAANTA! BUT WHY????????????!

oh ho jiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! kabhi toh ungli mat kiya karo!

haaye bechaare ko ainvayi jhaapad khaana pada. *rubs his cheek*

“DURRR FITTEH MOOH AISE JAZBAATON KA!” lol shanno, maybe take some of your own advice also.

“insaani tareekh mein aisa zaalim, aisa jabir baap kisi ka nahi hai, jitna mera hai!”

ok that’s a bit much betaji.

lol at him side-eying his friend’s roohafza tho. ladka is halal!max.

obligatory dialogue about i may have lived outside but i still gots me sanskaar!!!!!!

or as they put it here, “khaandaani riwayatein”.

lol his animated retelling.

so sherry and aghaji are supposedly in london, but those bags are most definitely for outlets in the middle east.

“by god, itni waahiyat cheap story maine aaj tak nahi suni! jiya ne mere totay udaa diye, maine uska dupatta jala diya..... tum dono ne koi insaano waali harkat ki hai aaj tak?”

lel, this friend (yasir?) is all of us.

lololololol golu’s face.

“kya kar logi itna padhkar? aakhir mein wohi haandi-chulha hota hai.”

ok 0.3 seconds of feeling bad for kinza, that she’s been conditioned to never want more in life.

i love how she says LSE mein admission leti, as if baaju ke kiraane ki dukaan se chai ki patti khareedne jaisa easy ho.

kinza toh just wants to get jiya out of the way. tu chup kar, meesni!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaand no doubt, golu’s been paid to drop this little tidbit of info in front of jiya?

[financialthreesixfive-blog]

A New Dump of Pakistani Debit, Credit Cards Leaked Online

As we reported previously in the morning, BankIslami hack was done through a dark web online forum, where details on Pakistani banks' debit and credit cards was sold.Group-IB, a security threat meditating company focusing on financial sector, is now saying that a fresh dump of Pakistani credit and debit cards has actually now been made readily available online anybody can buy it to steal funds from consumers'accounts.A message published on the forum checks out that the brand-new dump is updated

till October 31st, 2018 and can be bought after 11AM (New York Time)on November 1st, 2018. According to sources, this dump is now up for grabs and it is most likely that a buyer is going to be making relocations throughout the next couple of hours.We are yet unclear about the size of the dump, and that what kind of cards exist in the dump.Also to note, it is likely that dump consists of cards from several banks.Security experts have actually highly suggested the financial organizations to keep a close watch on international transactions, especially for those that follow a pattern.Few Pakistani banks have currently disabled monetary deals done from abroad. They are turning down any sort of transaction done from abroad. Customers, nevertheless, can re-activate their abroad deals by calling the respective helpline for their banks.Banking clients are likewise being highly suggested to get their online and abroad transactions shut down, especially if their SMS informs are not enabled.More importantly, it has ended up being crucial for banks and police to identify the source of the dump as the security breach has clearly not been dealt with so far.cut the bull, where is the link/dump.

. lol darkweb itni asaani se gain access to ho jati to wo darkweb na hoti. I do not have any links btw That information dump deserves a little fortune as at least some of those cards will still be working. Which is why it's up for sale.

No one would publish a dump like that publicly.Is waja

se log bank se money withdraw krwalenge. and eventually Rupees ki worth

decrease the value of hogi. International politics versus Pakistan.Lol. What a logic. Bank ko phone kark worldwide deals shut down nahi karwayeingay balkay account se paisey nikal leingay.

. And credit card block karwa deingay?Sab kuch aik yahoodi sazish hai Pakistan k khilaaf? Hum Pakistani itnay doodh se dhulay hain k hum kuch ghalat nahi kar

saktay? Aj kal me jo logon ki bikes aur vehicles waghera jala diay gaye hain vo jalanay k liye kia yahoodi Pakistan aye thay? Hum logon ki apni jo harkatain hain hamain kisi saazish ki zaroorat

nahi. Hum khud ko bauhat araam se tabah karlenge.Sab kuch aik yahoodi sazish hai Pakistan k khilaaf? Hum Pakistani itnay doodh se dhulay hain k hum kuch ghalat nahi kar saktay? Aj kal me jo logon ki bikes aur cars and trucks waghera jala diay gaye hain vo jalanay k liye kia yahoodi Pakistan aye thay? Hum logon ki apni jo harkatain hain hamain kisi saazish ki zaroorat nahi. Hum khud ko bauhat araam se tabah karlenge.I believe banks who

skimped on SMS/Email authorization (Validated by Visa and Mastercard Securecode) will be regretting their decision now.wtf? where is the cybercrime department of VISA/Master Card ... I wonder why no one is pointing out hack of Meezan bank cards on 17 October. I am myself a victim. After a long break, on 16th, I withdrew cash from Meezan ATM and on the next eve I got SMS that a reasonable sum has been moved to a

structure in the United States.

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How to Improve Eyesight Naturally according to science here we have some simple scientific methods which can help you to improve your eyesight and get rid of eyeglasses. By using this method you can improve your eyesight easy and fast.

How to Improve Eyesight | Get Rid of Eye Glasses

How to Improve Eyesight | Get Rid of Eye Glasses

Hello, dosto Weak Eyesight hai? illaj dhoond rehe ho? Here we have the solution for it. Aaj kal kamjor Eyesight hona koi bdi baat nhi hai ajj kal mobile phones, T.V etc ke jamane mai log sara din ihni cheejo mai lge rehte hai jiska hamari eyesight pe bhot bura asar padta hai. For ex. Hamare mobile phone ki screen mai blue light hoti hai jo ki hamari Eyesight ke liye bhoot he jyada hani karak hai. iska bhi solution hai jiske bare mai hum last mai batayege. Umar ke sath to eyesight kamjor ho jati hai prr aj kal to bacho ko bho chashme (Glasses) lag jate hai. Soo ajj ham leke aye hai kuj aise illaj, exercises, or gheralu nuskhe jinke jariye aap apni kamjor eyesight ko thik kar sakte hai special vo log jinko chashma (Glasses) lage hue hai or baki log bhi apni eyesight ko inhi treeko ki madad se or jayda improve kar sakte hai. Agar aap inn treeko ka lagatar use karte hai to apko sirf ek week mai he iska result dikhega apki eyesight improve hogi. For ex. Aabi agar aapki akhe 480p resolution se dekh rehe hai to in thrreko ke istemal se aap 1080p yani ki full hd resolution me dekh payege. Matlb ki apki eyesight orr improve ho jaye gi ye to bas apko samjhane ke liye ek example (udharan) tha asal mai apki akhe 576 mp (Mega pixal) ki hai 😲  interesting na? 😃😏 matlb ki ik normal ankh se jo aap iss khoobsurat dunia ko itna clear dekhte ho utna koi camera apko itna clear nhi dikha sakta iss dunia mai jitne bhi cameras hai vo apki akho ke mukable kush nhi hai dunia ka koi bhi camera itna clear nhi hai jitni ki apki akhe hai. Apki akhe apke shreer ka sabse komal ang hai inke bina hum kush ni dekh skte or na he koi kam kar skte hai. Jinki eyesight kamjor hai vo log ye artical pura jroor padhe. Kyuki isme eyesight improvement ke liye 💡 tips & exercise ye sab bataya gaya hai.

Tips to Improve Eyesight

Improve Eyesight

Tip No.1 Candle

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Candle yani ki Mombati. Candle apki akho ka ek achha dost hai kyuki ek mombati (candle) apki apkho ki roshni puri tara se thik kr skti hai or badha sakti hai. Apki akho ki roshni vapis lane ke liye ya fir apki akho ki roshni abhi jitni hai use 2x krne ke liye mombati ki light he ek matter treeka hai jo apke liye best kam krta hai. Apne iss treeke ke bare mai phele bhi suna hoga isme apko ek candle ko jala ke usse apni akho se 1.5 ya 2.0 foot door rakhna hai or fir baith ke uss mombati ki light ko dekhte rehna hai orr tab tak dekhna hai jab tak apki akho mai anssu na aa jaye. Yeh treeka bhoot effective hai iss treeke se aap apni akho ki roshni bhoot kam Time mai badha sakte ho. Agar aap ise daily 2 -3 bar kroge to aap 2 ya 3 week bad notice kroge ki apko phele se bhoot saf dikh raha hai. Or plus point ki yeh treeka apko bonus bhi deta hai matlb ki is treeke ke istemal se apki eyesight to improve hoti he hai pr uske sath hi apki concentration power bhi badti hai. Uss candle ko dekhne se apki eyes or brain dono ki shakti ek sath badti hai. But isme apko ek cheez ka dhyan rakhna hai ki jab aap uss mombati ko dekh rahe hoge tab apko apni palak nhi japhkani or tab tak dekhna hai jab tak aap dekh sako. Orr fir apki apko se pani ane lagega or jab ye pani apki akho se ane lage tab samaj jana ki ye treeka kam krna shuru kr diya hai. Tip No. 2 Pencil (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Dosto Pencil to sabke paas hota he hai lekin apko nhi pata ki apka pencil apki akho ko Healthy rakhne mai kam aa sakta hai. Apko apni pencil ko apne hatho se pakhd kr usse thodi doori pe rakhna hai or apni akho se usse dekhte hue or uspe focus rakhe or use dheere dheere apni akho ke paas lete ana hai or tab tak najdeek lana hai jab tak vo apke focus se bahar na ho jaye matlb ki blury (dhundla) na dikhne lag jaye orr iske bad fir se use door kr do ki vo saaf saaf dikhne lag jaye. aise he 5-10 baar kro or rooj jab bhi time mile tab kro. Iss exercise se apki eyesight bhoot strong banti hai matlb apki akhe apke samne ki cheezo ko aab jitna saf saf dekh pa raha hai yeh exercise uss drishti ko 2x kar degi yeh exercise apki samne dekhne wali shakti ko oor badhata hai orr agar ise daily 2 bar bhi kroge na to apki samne dekhne vali shakti hamesha bni rahegi. Iss treeke se apki samne dekhne vali shakti to badh jayegi pr door dekhne vali shakti ko bhi badhana hai. Iske liye Aap apni ek ungli (finger) bahar nikalo orr uss pe focus kro or fir ekdam se uss ungli (finger) ke piche kisi dooor ki cheez ko dekho jo ki bhot door hai or uss pe focus kro orr abb fir se dobara apni ungli ki tarff focus kro. Aise hi laghbagh 1 ya 2 min tak kro har roj daily subha isi tarah kro yeh apki Focusing Power ko Stimulate krta hai iss se apki door dekhne ki power or samne dekhne ki power dono badti hai. Tip No. 3 (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Jab bhi apki ankhe khuli hoti hai tab vo kam kr rahi hota hai mtlb ki vo dekh rahi hotai hai orr tab vo light ko dekh rahi hoti hai oor agar aap ko apni akho ko nourish krna hai matlb use relaxed rakhna hai or ekdm healthy rakhna hai to apko aise cheez ko dekhna hoga jo light yaniki parkash ke bilkul vipreet ho yaniki darkness (andhera). Andhere mai apka ankh kisi cheez ko nhi dekhta tab vo ik jaduee state mai hota hai jaise aap jante hi honge ki hamare dimag mai jo thoughts chalti rehti hai or jab ham apne thoughts yani ki vicharo ko shant karte hai to hamari dimag ki shakti badti hai bilkul usi tarah apka ankh hamesha kisi na kisi cheez ko dekhta rehta hai or jab aap use shant karte ho matlb ki jab aap darkness yani ki andhere ko dekhte ho tab aapki ankho ki roshni badti hai. Andhere ko dekhna bikkul simple hai. Apne hatho se apni akho ko dakh lo apko andhera dikhta hai pr asal mai apne uss andhere ko kabhi dhiyan se nhi dekha. Uss andhere ko dhiyan se dekhna apki akho mai photo receptor cells hote hai orr yahi apko cheezo ko dekhne mai help krte hai. Too jab aap akho ko dakh kr andhere ko dekhte ho to yeh apke Photoreceptor Cells ki shakti ko badhata hai or yeh bat science ne bhi sabit ki hai jab aapki photoreceptor cells majboot hote hai tb aap orr saf saf dekh sakte hai aab aap yeh bhi khege ki is andhere ko to ham roj dekhte hai jab ham sone jate hai lekin aap uss andhere ko Consciously nhi dekhte isiliye apko uska fyida nhi hota aap uss andhere ko jan boojh ke dhiyan se dekho tab apko uska fyida milega. In techniques ke sath sath aap Quick Blinking Exercise bhi try kar sakte ho. Quick blinking mai aap jaldi jaldi blink krte ho mtlb apni palak japkhate ho. Jese aap normally krte ho vese nhi apko apni palak jldi jldi japhkani hai iss se apki muscles stimulate hoti mtlv usme gatividhi hoti hai jiske chlte apki akho mai Blood Circulation yani ki rakt prichar achi hoti hai jab bhi aap padte ho tab samanya matra se bhot km blink krte ho isi liye padte samye bich mai time nikal ke jaldi jaldi palak jroor japkhaye taki apka ankh 100 % safe rahe or kabhi khrab he na ho. Or Phone ki Blue Light se bachne ke liye bhot sare apps Play Store pe available hai app cahe to yeh try kar skte hai - Blue Light Filter. iske ilava jo Latest Phones hote hai un mai Reading mode ya night mode etc name ka feature hota hai or latest Laptops mai mai yeh feature inbuilt he milta hai. Also, Read: How to Get Fair and Glowing Skin at Home Soo Bye 😉 See you again with a new interesting topic.