#pin me to the wall with their fuckin horns while we make out sloppy style
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Me as a gay little tweeny bopper: Oh, Murtagh is so dreamy and tragic~
me now: the urgals would treat me right. someone let me in to the fucked up little mountain range i want to get railed
#guess who remembered the inheritence cycle existed at like 12am this morning#i want one of those fuckers to bite me#to be clear#pin me to the wall with their fuckin horns while we make out sloppy style#am i a twink? no. not at fucking all. would i be a twink to an urgal? you fuckin BETCHA. would i enjoy it? yes. yes i fucking would#this isn't just urgal dudes either im an equal opportunity bi disaster. hot tall urgal lady blease take me away#“but ploncc aren't you ace” yeah and i want to get fucked by an urgal while being ace. what about it#the inheritance cycle#i haven't read these books in like a decade jesus fuck#wait hold on#wait hold on a minute#its been ten years since the last book came out???#wait fuck me its been OVER ten years since the last book came out#h o w#how was 2011 over ten years ago#gROSS#ok back to thinkin bout urgals
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