#pippa espina.
" i didn't just bring vodka. there's mixers as well. i'm not a savage. " / @sideyard
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🤝 bucket + pippa<333
texts the other memes at 3 am:
bucket. pippa leaves him on read.
tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable:
both of them, and it never takes more convincing. if i had to pick, though, she's definitely more cautious.
is the designated driver and who always gets wasted:
they're both wasted, trick question.
always has to host the impromptu sleepover:
pippa. she doesn't do impromptu sleepvers at his. she has a skincare routine.
who’s netflix account gets mooched off of:
pippa's. more correctly, pippa's father's.
brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:
she brings both, because she's pickier. bucket's just there for the weed and the company.
is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight:
bucket.
is the ‘ mom friend ‘:
neither, but if i had to pick, it's him for emotional matters and her for practical matters.
calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail:
neither, because they're always together, shots in hand.
is the better wingman to the other:
they both excel, not that he needs it anymore.
‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘:
she's the strong, he's the sweet.
pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together:
bucket pulls her. she pretends to resist and then busts out her best britney impression.
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location: equilibrium fitness
participants: levi schneider & pippa espina ( @anoetics )
"alright, pippa," levi claps their hands as they turned towards their client. "i was thinking we would get started with a five minute jump rope warm up."
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hello, dears. i am very worried at the state of this town. everyone is smoking the devils lettuce, rubbing fronts, dressing up like skankalanks, using the lords name in vain, etc! who do you think the most blasphemous harlots out there is?
Oh, my dear, you have to come to the bridge club meetings some time. We would love a quick witted and moral mind such as yours among our midsts. And a little youthful blood for makeup tips! June’s foundation never matches her neck. Though, if I have to change the topic to the whores of Jericho (a nasty word, but the only one that seems applicable to these women!) I think Miss Mimi Dunne, Miss Pippa Espina are the two biggest harlots of the bunch, but I hear Oliver Halonen and Marty Gilford are quite sexually explicit — at least they’re monogamous.
— Grandma Bertha
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FT . PIPPA ESPINA
❛ hey —– heard it was your birthday recently . . . you want a beer or somethin ‘ ? ❜ ( + @anoetics )
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FT . PIPPA ESPINA
❛ uh ----- i have no idea what the fuck we just watched . . . but i think we ‘ re part of the 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒 now . ❜ + @duststained
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spotify wrapped starter for @deathwalking ( inspired by: talk too much by COIN )
“ We could blame it all on human nature. ”
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@deathdoors ( for pippa ) !!
since leaving work, things had... deteriorated. the original plan was to stop by the store ( for something stupid, something easy... something he could shove in a microwave and forget about ) and then head home and hope, by then, that his vicious bout of nausea would be gone. but walking into the store at all has begun to feel like a mistake, the prickle of eyes ( are they real? IS ANYTHING? ) taunting him with every move and the harsh glare of the fluorescents up above making his head throb.
finding the right aisle, the same one he’s walked by dozens of times by now, is starting to feel impossible. ( it’s changed. they changed it. THEY’RE MESSING WITH YOU. ) someone is screaming in his ears, he can feel their foul breath on the back of his neck, as taunting ( more so ) than the eyes he’s convinced are trailing him.
( hey, FREAK. ) stop. ( LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU. ) STOP. ( you know what’s going to happen here, right? YOU KNOW WHY SICKNESS IS TAKING YOU. ) STOP! it comes to a head, he just can’t take it anymore. whirls around to face the haunting figure demanding his attention, eyes wild and unfocused. ❝ SHUT UP! shut the hell up! leave me the fuck alone! ❞ he’s all but foaming at the mouth, ( RABID ) rage clouding his sight more than shadows ever did. it’s short-lived. the vision clears and he’s not facing his imagined enemies, he’s facing someone... more familiar.
❝ — sorry, i... ❞ he trails off, collapses against the shelf for support. he’s going to puke, he’s going to puke, he’s going to puke. ❝ i wasn’t... i don’t know what happened. ❞
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— a starter for PHILIPPA ESPINA ( @tiltedview )
The familiar chiming of the bell rings throughout the store — signalling that a CUSTOMER has just entered. For a second, Sully has half a mind to pretending not to hear it and continuing on with his NAP but eventually, with an exasperated sigh, he forces himself up and out of his hiding spot in the back. Immediately, a practised lie begins to pass his lips as he dusts his hands off his trousers ( for added effect ), ❝ Sorry ‘bout that, I was just putting some BOOKS away — ❞ but at the sight of a familiar, young brunette, he immediately knows that his words are falling upon DEAF EARS so Sully saves his breath and shuts his mouth. Instead, he raises an eyebrow at Pippa, a questioning look on his face. ❝ You’re not running from someone are you? Because I got to go out for lunch in like, five minutes, so.. ❞
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“ I’m not responsible for every boner you have. ” @pandemoniacs
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🔛 fr pippa. faith, micah, chelsea
PICK BETWEEN THREE ... make love to, have a quickie with, be rough / kinky with?
pippa wants to make sweet, sweet love to micah. she doesn't have a problem with her and realistically, think's she's fine asf. sorry juli. chelsea? she's heard about lawngate, okay. she knows chelsea's got the need for speed. she's the quickie. as for getting freaky? pippa says faith can do whatever she wants * winks * which probably DOES include whacking pippa. now they can just do it gayly.
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&. starter for kevin oswalt @kingpins
so things hadn't been going great. not with her life, not with her connections to the people she actually cared about ... which was, in this conversation of friendships gone strained, limited to kevin and chelsea. the former of who was scheduled to meet pippa at a coffee shop in about three minutes, she notices, according to the clock on the wall. pippa espina early, or even on time: first time for everything. but what could be classified as a reintroduction after some distance was a worthy enough occasion.
drifting apart was her fault, naturally, shitty behavior and a refusal to change. but she'd promised she would now, and that's what mattered. even if it was cloaked in dishonesty — she'd try and be a little nicer, she could work on that. genuinely. in front of kevin, at least. but with the single community college class she'd signed up for long gone unattended, and the fact that she's currently disguising a hangover ... other things still needed some work she wasn't ready to put in.
as the bell at the entrance of the store chimed, pippa jumped up and circled around a few tables to meet kevin. ❛ kev ! ❜ she, smiles, eyes brightening as much as they could with pounding headache. ❛ i didn't order yet, but my treat at the counter. ❜ a thumb juts back to the barista making an annoyed looking businessman his drink.
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@ghoststcries ✧∗° ▐ → GEORGE.
The younger had always been vastly different than Pippa, in spite of their friendship. George had been far more noble than Pippa herself, with the girl’s own intentions often lying deeply entrenched in selfishness --- or in Pippa’s favorite motivation, revenge. This, perhaps, was why Pippa was left rolling her eyes despite the grin spreading across bronzed cheeks, swatting the other’s words away with a flippant flick of the wrist. ❛ Dude, I do illegal shit all the time. The amount of cigarette cartons & candies I’ve nicked from the pharmacy could send them into eternal bankruptcy. It’s fine. Just go in there, flash a little cleavage at the guy behind the counter, and let me go and work my magic. I’ll even steal you a SNICKERS. ❜
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The End of the Fucking World, Season 2 Episode 6 — dir. Lucy Forbes
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ESPINA, pippa ( @duststained )
“ I don’t normally drink. It makes me all sweaty and warm and usually ends with me being embarrassed. Too reminiscent of high school gym class. I don’t even like bars! My trivia group won tonight, though, and they said if I didn’t stay for at least two celebratory rounds that they’d change our team name to the Quiztina Aguileras permanently. Which is a fine name, but no one would take us seriously! Ruth Bader Winsberg is far better, implies we’ll win, and honors a much more significant female presence. Although, Christina Aguilera is valiantly successful for what she does, too. Did you participate in trivia tonight or are you just here for the booze and loud music? ”
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