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Filipino Demigod Children in PJO Headcanons (Highschool Edition)

Please note that most of this is just for fun and should be taken with a grain of salt and as a joke. With that being said, enjoy this shitpost.

No, I am not over my PJO phase and with its resurgence in popularity, here's a list of what I think Filipino kids would be like in Camp Half Blood according to their godly parent (we start with the big twelve): Zeus: Fuckboys. Just. Fuckboys and them basketball cuties. Palagi silang nakavarsity jacket o kaya nakashorts/sports apparel. Pag may date sila, nakadefault outfit ng white shirt, khaki-color pants, white vans o sports shoes tapos may dala-dalang fanny pack na wala namang laman kasi yung pera nila, nasa bulsa. The Zeus kids are some real eye-candy (because Zeus) and have loud, thunderous voices na dinig sa likod pa ng classroom at sa buong court kapag naglalaro ng basketball. Isang linggo lang sila nagkakajowa bago sila makikipagbreak... tas babago nanaman.

Marami kasi silang daddy issues kaya di nila alam kung pano tratuhin ang mga babae pero mahal na mahal nila mga mama nila kasi mama's boys na spoiled brats rin. #ballers i guess.

Their defining trait as Zeus's kid is that they have really loud voices and you'll always be drawn to their presence; because aside from being kind of charismatic, they're just bubbly, party people over all. ...still fuckboys though.

Demeter: Either mga artsy kids o yung mga magagaling sa Biology. Their color aesthetic for clothing is either muted browns to light beiges and greens or bright, pastel. No in between. Sila yung tipong firm at leader type yung personality, either class pres o vice pres tapos paminsan pa-epal pero they mean well naman. Nagagalit sila tuwing may nag-s-skip ng cleaning duties o sinisira yung mga halaman na dinala nila para sa class deco.

Sa friend group nila, sila yung "mom friend" na no-nonsense at tipong nagbibigay parati ng advice para hindi na masaktan yung marupok nilang kaibigan (na palaging nafa-fall para sa Zeus kid) pero hindi rin lang sila pinapakinggan.

Alam mong anak sila ni Demeter kasi ang gagaling nila mang-alaga ng halaman at pati na rin ng tao. Punctual sila at organized to the point na nakakatakot na pagminsan. Hindi sila inaasar ng mga classmate kasi tuwing nagagalit ang mga Demeter kids, either sisigaw sila hanggang may darating na teacher o iiyak nalang sa harap hanggang lahat damay sa guidance.

Athena: Syempre mga topnotchers at kumon babies o kaya mga honor students na ginagawang personality nila yung pagiging honor student. Tahimik silang mga tao pero super dependable sa research kasi alam nila kung ano ginagawa nila (unlike your dumb ass na gumawa ng estetik na background sa Canva para sa Background of the Study jusko). Fashion sense nila ay puro collared na polo na may kasamang knitted sweater o knitted vest tsaka baggy, brown pants o schoolgirl na skirt. Sa tuwing recitation, sila nangaaway sa mga Demeter kids kung ano ba yung tamang sagot (plot twist: mali silang dalawa paminsan). Athena kids hate the Zeus kids, the Aphrodite kids, and most especially the Ares kids kasi sila parating pabigat sa group works.

Their defining trait as children of Athena is that they're very academically gifted/inclined pero pagdating sa street smarts o pagiging madiskarte, doon sila nahihirapan. Magaling sila sa recitation at sa mga individual tasks pero pagdating sa groupworks, masgusto nila maging leader kasi ayaw nilang bumagsak. "Failure is not an option" yung mindset nila and they often base their worth on productivity until their friends have to step in para gumala at kumain kasi ilang araw na silang umiinom ng kape at di natutulog para lang tapusin yung research. Athena kids like to sacrifice sleep for studying kaya pagminsan, natutulog nalang sila sa classroom.

Apollo: Do I even need to elaborate? SYEMPRE, sila yung mga choir kids, theater kids, band kids, AT mga sadboi. For the choir kids, tahimik lang naman sila. Chill lang. For the theater kids na anak ni Apollo, medyo high strung at super energetic sila. Magaling magrole-play at umarte para sa mga video assignments tsaka may paborito silang mga mainstream na plays kagaya ng Hamilton o kaya Heathers. Sa Band kids ni Apollo naman, chill rin sila but they never, ever shut up about how band practice went. And then we have the sadbois. Paborito nilang song artist o band is either December Avenue o Ben&Ben... o kaya both at the same time. Outside of the Theater and Choir kids ni Apollo, Band kids and Sadbois always carry around an instrument. The difference is that the Band kids use their instruments for, well, band. Pero yung mga sadboi, nakikita mo silang palaging may dalang gitara. Kahit hindi nila nilalaro, meron at meron silang hawak na gitara ta's pakanta-kanta ng either: a. Sa Huling Sandali by Ben&Ben

b. Pagtingin by Ben&Ben

c. Sana by I Belong in the Zoo

d. Kung 'Di in lang Ikaw by December Avenue

e. Sa Ngalan ng Pag-Ibig by December Avenue

Their defining traits as children of Apollo are their godly-parent-given talent in singing and the art of making every girl/guy who they like not like them back--especially for the sadbois/girls. Their default form of courtship is through singing or "Harana" and it usually works out for them EXCEPT the sadbois/girls who seem to be in a state of perpetual rejection by their crushes. It's not that 'di sila pogi o maganda, they're just somehow almost always attracted to the people who don't like them back and it becomes a subject of many, many, MANY uncalled for jamming sessions.

Pt2 to come soon (should I translate them properly into English...)

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