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besties, french results for the european elections are kinda disgusting (as expected) and the president just dissolved the national assembly (unpredictable and stupid) which will probably lead to more far right ppl in the parliament (expected and horrible) so my french besties lets go vote on june 30 pls (im begging)
#unless ur voting for the far right and line stay at home#im tired but we need to do something still#politics#european elections#upthebaguette#platypustalks
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it's okay, there's things i have to do
your name wasn't said but it stays with me
and so does the time we had
and i do hope we'll have some more, my dear
i was asking my family, when should i leave
trying to shake off the responsibility
but my mom turned around and asked, in the end just what keeps me from leaving
i wasn't brave enough to say your name
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finally watching Beyond Evil and oh dear, that show is immaculate
#should tag the mutuals that i think inspired me to start it#im only 5 episodes in and im loving it#beyond evil#platypustalks#theyre all unhinged. they're all so sweet. there is something so terribly wrong with all of them. they'd die for each others. family ig
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lmao Guts being all like nooOoo i dont need allies, im so Good ™ on my OwN
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i'll never think about marrow the same way again, harrow was so cool for that
#harrow the ninth#im sorry that was so cool#might start talking abt me reading these#gideon the ninth punched me jn the guts even though i saw it coming#platypustalks#tlt#spoilers without context
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oh my, that's kind of a good strategy tho
hello hello, im here for your tags from the fake baby assignment, you said one teacher "used to steal babies and use them for ransom". What did they ransom them for??¿? The-they're a teacher what could they ask? (love being mutuals btw)
I’m sobbing! The teacher obviously couldn’t take money but she could make students help her grade papers and do little tasks for her? I never got my baby stolen so I don’t really know the full extent of it but all the teachers in the school got a memo saying to take any babies they saw unattended. And if your baby was stolen you had to write a massive essay about how you were a bad parent to your egg baby.
#thats just too much#too much commitment#id just end up leaving the baby. home ig#congrats on you surviving this assignment#platypustalks
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fait iech
#upthebaguette#ça me fout le seum de penser que ça pourrait etre pire#ça aussi aurait pu être tellement mieux#nfp#platypustalks
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im in the middle of nowhere, having a jolly old time, i have to climb a hill for my phone to have internet, wont be here much in the next few days
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heheheeeee
#a family argument so bad I openend tumblr throwback to 2014#my dear mutuals I miss y'all tbh#platypustalks
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finally watching the haunting of hill house and damn. I love how we get in the story, from steve the most detached and yet the one who got all the money from the other's trauma (fuck u steven). Then shirley who had to shoulder a lot of emotional strain, being the first born girl, her view of death and her rigidity in a way. I feel like anything could break her because she shoulders so much and at the same time she does not have to. like im sorry she has not felt able to put down some of her burden and share. especially when Theodora (my bestie) is a trained psychologist. I love when the bootmaker has the worst shoes or whatever the saying is. Like she IS the middle. From her on, what happened can scarcely be explained any other way than supernatural. Like Shirl's banging on the wall or the kittens, can be written off but. then Luke, oh Luke. im so sorry for what happened and still happen to you. I need this boy happy tbh. (the first scene with the hat dude was immaculate tho, the hoovering, the tension) hope we get to see more of Nell, like what did Theo see? And also the dad, he balances between not believing and making up excuses like he is in life is beautiful (1997) for his children to not be scared. And ofc what happened to the mom, she seems like a great mother. I wished she considered that Luke being Nell's twin maybe just maybe he was ✨magic✨ too but yeah. i love me some tragedy, it's not gonna end well is it
#i was llooking for someone to watch ut with and then i said fuck it lets gooo#sometimes it deags a little but it's a well done show#im coping mostly one of my own comments on tv time btw#platypustalks#the haunting of hill house#the haunting of hill house spoilers#spoilers#so many typos i wont correct in these tags#i have a lot of the show to go on so my opinion might change but thats where im at rn#lets go on to ep 5
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one (1) conference down, one to go
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i DOn'T have bAD pOstURe BecAuuse poStURE is a Spectrum, and boy am i on IT
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well so there's this thing called maladaptive daydreaming and me and my girls we've gone pro
#insomnia is verging up to me#that's where i would sleep if i had one#platypustalks#well that's a typo •catching up
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im judt waiting for mongolia and their magnificent uniforms to show up
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im still cackling over the fact that hannibal effectively baby trapped will
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we need to remember that frollo adopting quasimodo was a trust fund for jehan to get into heaven, jehan is a trust fund baby that's why he's like that
#this thought spawned into my brain#need to find the quote#the hunchback of notre dame#notre dame de paris#victor hugo my beloved#platypustalks
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