#please don’t kill me megumi. i’ll always be yours😔

[meguemii]

Bro’s the Type to..

Synopsis- yk the drill already

Warnings- none

navigation station 🚉.

yuuta okkotsu’s playlist🎧.

Yuuta Okkotsu, our favourite timid boy. he’s so sweet and respectful i love him.

he’s the type that when you’re laying down with him and mindlessly scrolling through tiktok to just stare at you in adoration and if you ask what he’s looking at he just smiles and says that he’s admiring your beauty.

he’s the type to help you pick an outfit for everything and actually give you good advice. he is a fashion icon, change my mind. you can’t.

he’s the type to hold the back of your shirt instead of your hand, it’s very endearing

he’s the type to give you his umbrella if it’s raining even if you’re walking to separate places. he’d rather you stay dry.. even if it means he gets sick in the process.

he’s the type to call you for literally anything, and text you constantly throughout the day and tell you how much he loves you.

he’s the type to rant about you to panda and inumaki— who are insanely invested in yours and yuuta’s relationship. panda is such a pro y/n x yuuta shipper.

he’s also the type to buy you anything he knows you’d like. even if his bank account was in shambles.

he’s the type to just sit with you and actually enjoy himself as you show him all the tiktok’s you’ve sent to your friends because you thought they were funny

he’s the type to surprise you with breakfast in bed..

he’s the type to gush over mitski, laufey and faye webster with you, as well as cry to their songs even if neither of you were sad.

he’s the type to read to you if you asked, or sing to you. my ex could NEVER.

he’s the type to wipe crumbs off your face while you’re eating and then lick his finger. the first time he does this you drop your chopsticks out of disbelief and he apologizes so much asking if it was weird. you’d have to reassure him that it was actually attractive.

he’s the type to get flustered after your guys’ friends make fun of how sappy he is with you.

he’s the type to use a classic record player and put in frank sinatra as he hangs out with you.

he’s the type to only have 30 instagram followers and like 10 people on snap. all of which he goes to school with.

he’s the type to post you instead of himself because he feels so lucky to be blessed with such a great girlfriend.

he’s the type to tuck you in at night, or change your clothes if you fell asleep in your street clothes. ONLY IF YOU WERE COMFORTABLE WITH IT THOUGH.

he’s the type to do anything you say because he wants you to know he’d do anything and everything for you.

he’s the type to get mad if someone was too rough with you in training and scold them.

he’s the type to only put you on his christmas list

he’s the type to love you UNCONDITIONALLY.

i’ve done megumi, yuji, and toge for this series where you can find them in the navigation station which is linked at the top!

i love yuta and the playlist i made him i feel like represents these head canons so well oh my god? i love him sm. i love every jjk character sm.. except mahito😰

also guys i am literally pumping out post after post. am i okay? where is the real emi who posts once a month IF she feels like it? i’m scared. when did my writers block go away?

Okay much love, emi🩷

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@kasumitenbaz @oinkoink321 (ik you wanted a yuuta vers.)

[bbgthoma]

tokyo jujutsu high groupchat

ft. megumi fushiguro (sonic), yuji itadori (kirby), satoru gojo (snowman), nobara kugisaki (fake ginger), maki zenin (curse blind), kento nanami (emo teen), toge inumaki (onigiri teacher), panda (talking teddy), yuta okkotsu (cursed kid)

cw. a lot of cussing, sarcastically bullying (dark humor), use of mom jokes like “joe mama” and “ur mom”, not spoilers free

a/n. it might seem like i hate satoru from this whole thing but i swear i dont 😋

ur mom

fake ginger: who named this gc again?

sonic: gojo

snowman: you like it nobara?🥺

fake ginger: no

snowman: this hurts😢😔 what about you megumi?🥺

sonic: fuck no. go eat shit you little gay fuck

snowman: WHO ARE YOU CALLING GAY YOU GAY SON OF DEAD BITCH

sonic: i’m calling you gay. geto and nanami are the answers

snowman: BE LUCKY I DIDNT JUST LEAVE YOU ON THE STREET KID

sonic: i dont care

kirby: HEYY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

fake ginger: drama

onigiri teacher: thrill

curse blind: gay and whore shaming

cursed kid: i have no idea

kirby: fushiguro, gojo, please stop fighting😞

sonic: whatever

snowman: see, that’s why you’re gay, just tell that kid that you’re in love with him already

sonic: no

snowman: why?

sonic: cuz it’s not the truth

snowman: cap

sonic: you’re so annoying

kirby: awee fushiguro, ilyt </33

sonic: shut up

snowman: bet you he’s blushing trough his phone

onigiri teacher: he is

sonic: SHUT UP INUMAKI

snowman: caught in 4k📸📸

curse blind: do yall agree on kicking out gojo?

sonic: yes

fake ginger: yes

onigiri teacher: yes

emo teen: yes

talking teddy: yes

kirby: nooo🥺

cursed kid: please no, i think gojo-sensei is very nice

snowman: itadori, okkotsu, i love you my kids, you’ll both always be my favorites

fake ginger: megumi is literally your adoptif kid and you never tell him that

sonic: i dont care kugisaki

snowman: he never got love from his real dad anyways

fake ginger: you’re blocked

sonic: it’s alright kugisaki, you don’t need to

curse blind: megumi protector team with me

fake ginger: i’m in

talking teddy: me too

emo teen: he’s a kid so it’s my duty to protect him

onigiri teacher: consider me in too

kirby: AND ME!

fake ginger: you can’t be on both gojo’s and megumi’s side

sonic: stop calling me megumi

fake ginger: no. anyways, yuji, choose one

kirby: but i want to choose both🥺

cursed kid: i’ll go on fushiguro’s side

snowman: WHAT. YUTA. YOU BETRAYED ME.

cursed kid: i’m sorry sensei

snowman: i’m heartbroken. yuji, please don’t leave me behind too

kirby: i dont want to choose

snowman: i’ll buy you everything, i’ll even plan a meeting with jennifer lawrence with you, please, stay on my side

kirby: JENNIFER LAWRENCE?!?

snowman: yes jennifer lawrence

kirby: sorry fushiguro, ily a lot but i’ll have to stick up to gojo

snowman: thank you itadori🙏

fake ginger: he’s scamming you yuji

kirby: no, i believe gojo-sensei, if he says that he’ll do it, then he will

fake ginger: i’ve warned you

snowman: how you feel now megumi?!? the love of your life chose me over you

sonic: i’m glad my dad killed geto

snowman: EXCUSE YOU?

sonic: you heard me

snowman: that’s why joe mama and joe sister are dead

curse blind: okay get tf out of here

snowman: no

curse blind: you’re blocked